Who Knows? Who Cares. - The Community Brazzers Account.

Episode Date: May 2, 2022

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And we even had that like community Brazzers account when we were in high school. Wait, I was part of that, right? Was I part of that? Part of that Brazzers account? Yes, I was a college. Dude, that was like 30 plus kids that were on that. Oh, I remember that. I remember being in my college dorm with like six other people and I'd be in my bathroom.

Dude, we got that from like a baseball team. I remember you giving that to me. It was Cuddly Craig and the password was battery. Battery. Cuddly Craig, 31. Oh my, dude, Craig 31. Holy shit. I forgot about that. You know what the best part was?

For a hot minute, there was full videos on there. But then it went to just 30 second videos. It was enough. It was enough! That's all I needed. The 30 second ones were kind of better sometimes. They were. They cut to the best part. You didn't have to do all I needed. Like, the 30-second ones were kind of better sometimes. They were. They cut to the best parts. Yes.

You didn't have to do all the fluff. All the skimming. Just money. I completely forgot about that. That's how you don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's good. Don't lie. Yeah.

Wait a second. You're a bitch I'm like Oh like Are you wet right now I didn't You know what Go say

Here we go Are you fully bricked up After kissing No you're not Is that the start Okay I'm Bo I'm Andrew And I'm Bo.

And we're back at it. WKWC. Yep, another episode. I don't even know what we're on. Probably in the 20s somewhere. A lot. A lot. And we're just going down in views day by day. No, I mean, what is it?

20 million today? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It's not good. We need more. It's okay. It's not good. I never did this for the views.

Same. I still don't do it. I don't want people to watch. There's a part of me. There's a part of me that doesn't really want this to blow up. I do it for like, so it's us. I don't want people to know about this. It's like poker night. It's like I have to go see my friends. And I enjoy it.

It's fun. And then also, it's a good way for our other friends to listen. Yes. It's a great way for us to bond. Make sure we're seeing each other because we're all getting older, so we're busy. It's a great way for us to bond like make sure we're seeing each other because we're all getting older so we're busy it's a great way for us to see each other talk our friends can see it our close friends but it's like do i want people that don't really know me to see do i want other people to know i should know my sister to find out about this no i don't know i don't want a lot of people to find out about this no my girlfriend found out

about it into a career i didn't want my girl to find out about this. No. My girlfriend found out about it. I didn't want my girl to find out about this. I know. This was supposed to be boys only. This is boys talk. It is boys talk. It's boys talk. I apologize to half our audience. I tell people this

and I tell you guys this. I forget that this is being recorded sometimes and it's being put on the internet. And then I say stuff and I'm like, oh fuck, I shouldn't have said that. And I share some stuff on there.

Yes. You know what I mean? It's who you guys are. I give you guys some juice on this. Okay, it's who i am but we are something with the boys when you talk with the boys is different stop lying you talk differently when it's with the boys you do i never switched up you know my you know my new favorite you know what i'm like so happy is like being addressed on like public platforms is like when your guy friends act different when girls are around see i don't have to deal with that with you guys yeah no i do have people in my life who are like

that i can't and it's like dude like i know you extra funny i know who you are like come on yeah you're gonna you're gonna put this stranger ahead of me right now literally that's what my emotions are at stake right now dude it's the same kids that like shadow box you like in oh yeah you know what i mean like oh i could i could kill you right now those are the same kids that like shadow box you like in public. You know what I mean? Like, oh, I could kill you right now. Those are the same kids that are like, oh, shit. You do that though. These girls around.

Do I? When? You say you could beat my ass. Yeah. I don't believe. I don't line up. That is true. Yeah, that is true.

Yeah. I would beat your ass up. But yeah, that's, I like that. When I was like younger and more like fragile and like my, who I am.

Well, it's like they're trapped in that like little kid mentality exactly but it's like grew up yeah we grew past that exactly now it's like oh dude it's like dude i could give a fuck what this girl thinks i'm 27 it's us you're an adult it's me and you yeah like against this one do this yeah yeah i'd rather have you at the gym be like dude holy shit you got that up and then some girl that's like, oh my God, he's strong. Yeah. I don't care. Don't look.

It would feel good. That's for me. It would feel good. That's for me. I mean, yeah. Come tell me if you see me. Yeah. A hundred percent.

I need that. Wow. That looked really big. Because you fell 215 today. No. And then yesterday. Yesterday. Yesterday I did.

Yeah. I was very upset. I was probably like a half inch. The amount of times that I've spotted this man on bench and it's just been, and I have to pick it up. It's not true. You're embarrassing me. I get the bottom half. No, and it's just been, and I have to pick it up. That's not true. You're embarrassing me.

I get the bottom half, no problem. You're embarrassing me in front of all these people. 205? It's a reflection. You can't get that up. I've never failed 205. Yes, you have. I've tried it twice, and I've hit it two times. No, that is not true.

What are you going to do? Maybe it's 195. This is good. I like that the board. He would have never done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give him a little more in. He would have never done that. It's okay. Give him a little more in there. Don't worry about that. Get a handful of these 315 squat and quads.

You got this all day, dude. You just hopped on creatine? Not yet. You're going to get 205, dude. Okay, if you hop on creatine, you're hitting 215. It's 10 pounds different, dude. 10 pounds. If you hop on creatine, you eat a little more, you can hit that 215, maybe break that plateau,

and you hit 225. Best day of your life. I wasn't the only one that failed a little more. You can hit that 215. Maybe break that plateau and you hit 225. I wasn't the only one that failed a rep yesterday. Okay, that's fair, but you're working out with your cousin and your other cousin. I wasn't talking about me. I'm talking about my friend. Oh, that is true. But he's doing 275. He couldn't. I got it. He tried it.

I got it. I saw a little touch. What did I do, dude? What am I? I'm 178 right now. I'm going down. 100 pounds more. I'm still pushing it. It's okay, though.

It's not about that. What's 100 pounds more? It's not about that. You just round up. You round it up. He's 178, so 97 pounds more than what he weighs. He's hitting. You're what?

171. And you can't You're what? 171. And you can't do 215? I could. You are. You're not built to bench. Stop the cap. You're not built to bench. You're a little long, which is okay. I need to just start fucking sumo deadlifting. No, don't do that. That's what I need to do. Maybe you should bench like that too.

Just bench like that. Super wide. I could. Or do the thing where it's like your whole body's off the bench. Anyways, nobody wants to hear about our you do maybe you should bench like that too just bench like yeah super wide yeah i could or do that the thing where it's like your whole body's off the bench anyways nobody wants to hear about our bench periods you had something for us to start right all right so i got some exciting news um we have our first video submission from a friend and a fan um he's got a question like that he's got a question for you guys i can hear hear it in Carter's voice. All right. What are your thoughts on older single women, quote-unquote MILFs, right? And what are your thoughts on vice versa, younger women in the dating scene as well?

Is that something you pursue? Are you looking for somebody around your own age? Or are you looking for a little sugar mama? Someone to take care of you, hold you at night, make you dinner, take some fruit snacks. Who was that? That was Avery. Okay, okay. One of our fans from the great north, Kenai.

Three hours south of Anchorage, Alaska. What is Game of Thrones? He's a wild thing. You guys don't get that reference. It's fine. It's fine. I don't know what we're talking about. Anyways.

But yeah, so answer his question. You guys, milfs are younger women. Well, when he's asking women. Well, it's, it, when he's asking the dating thing, it's different. Dating is like, I don't want to date an older woman. I can't bring that to my mom.

He's just pursuing. You said pursuing, but like in the dating scene with older women, I can't, I can't bring an older woman to my mom, to the family. Right. Is it really hot?

Yeah. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's just, it would be so funny. But plus older for him is like 50. Yeah. No, 40 would be old. That's fair.

Start dating your mom's age, you know? Okay, let's not say that. You might have to... Well, I actually had a 47-year-old. 47? Probably. She looked all 47. She used up those years.

She used up those years. No, she looked great. She was... So, her son was my age, 23. And she was at like a family party. That's weird. Why do you want to fuck your son? Yeah, I know.

Why do you want to do that? She was telling me how much she loved my stomach tattoos. Just like trying to get in, like trying to dance on me. And I was like, this one I wouldn't want to do it with. You're going to ruin it for everybody. But it's almost like when they're older, they get a couple more points.

Maybe they were three, but now they're five. I don't know what that is. I don't know what it is. It's real. So now she's a three. Yeah, now she's a three. Would I do it? No.

But if she was a five, would I do it? Maybe. Probably. Probably. I probably would. I haven't been into old ladies yet. No? Not yet.

It's always been a little fetish of mine. I'm not going to lie. See, I want it to be though. Growing up, you're watching porn. I like them. That'll prep me for being an older man. I don't want to be an older man who's into 20-year-olds. That is very true.

That's what I mean. Are you going opposite side then? Is that what you do? Well, Avery asked that question. Do you like younger women when you're younger? I do. I like 20, 23. Are you going opposite side then? Is that what you do? Well, Avery asked that question. Do you like younger women? I do. I like 20, 23.

We've talked that he's dated. That's my good, that's his sweet spot, you know? What about that? Not 20 though, because right now, I feel like I,

like, You want to be able to drink. Not even, no, not even 20 though. Like, that's, I feel like right now,

that's a little too, that like difference is still too much. Yeah. As far as like, it's weird. It's a weird gap right now. It's a little weird. But like 22? No, that's fair for you. 22 is too much. Yeah. As far as like, it's weird. It's a weird gap right now. It's a little weird. But like 22,

like, no, that's, well, that's fair for you. 22 is too young for me. That's a good age for me though. Like my age right now

is what's making sense to me. 22 wasn't too young. Yeah, when I was 24, 25. Exactly though, but like, that's fair.

That's where they start becoming like brain people. Yeah. You know, before that, there's still. For me, it's like 23,

24 is when you like start for women, you start opening up, changing your perspective on certain things. That's, that's for me. I got a pretty simple answer. Anything not my age is just better for some reason. So up or down.

Yep. Yeah. I don't know why. I like it. Now how far down? Up probably more than down, but I mean, obviously you can't be high school. That shit's weird.

Right. That's way too far. But I would probably say like 20 would be doable. For you. You can swing it. It'd be tough to get through. I mean, I know I'm like only 23. 20's not that bad for you.

23? You could date a 19-year-old and it wouldn't be that weird. See, that's not. I don't know. But 23 and 20, societally, is not fucked up. It's not't be that's not that's not just i don't know but it wouldn't be 23 and 20 it's not fucked up it's not wrong fucked up but when you try to talk to them and then you're like really realizing the difference between you two you're like i don't know if i could continue with fire all the time and just just stuff all you do is talk about tiktoks that you saw yeah they have all worried about my 401k yeah you know you're not worried i'm worried about my 401k you know what I mean no you're not worried I'm worried too man

shit is tough no but I I feel that yeah I don't know my age is just like it's me it's normal taboo kind of plays

a factor I like taboo though I'm all about taboo yeah so I'd probably I know dude hey man monster

I would get into I would definitely get into an older though 19 older for me I was 19 I'm getting older so it's like it's losing it's's i was 19 they were 26 35 for you was probably insane that would

be nuts for you because it's insane for me and it's like you know almost normal for you you're gonna be it wouldn't it wouldn't be like i could definitely get away with that for sure you're gonna be 30 yeah like it's not even crazy but it's older older. Yeah, that is true. I was saying, I was 19. They were 26, but they weren't even that hot. But you're 19. I was a boy. You're 19, and she's a grown woman. She's a woman.

I'm not supposed to be doing this. There's something hot about that. There's something about that. Mrs. Presley. I think it's got to be a teacher. Is that some fucked up shit teacher i don't know i don't know what it is like psychologically why that is but it's hot it was good it's hot it's like anything that's wrong just feels kind of good it feels a little more

i don't know what it is yeah taboo is huge yeah that's why there's such a big category for it you know there's a demand for it three years or more bonus yeah i'll answer his question for the dating scene i want somebody around my age i feel like it could be a little older a little younger but for the dating scene i want somebody around my age we're talking like you know a hookup a sloppy night older for sure yeah older without a doubt yeah you can't go younger for a sloppy night no i don't want that i don't feel good about myself i used to not know what the clitoris was i don't want to deal with that yeah you know but older yeah definitely what are you

thinking we'll answer the question um give me a so i got what like four drinks in me no it doesn't have to do with anything. Five drinks in me. No, you don't have to be drunk. Six drinks. Where did that come from? Yeah. And 21 to 30 is the level of play.

You're out. There's a 36-year-old in front of you and there's a 20-year-old? 21. She got to be legal because I'm drunk. 21-year-old in front of you. Both? Okay, the 21-year-old...

She got to be legal because you're drunk. The 21-year-old... That's the only reason she has to be legal. The 21-year-old is a nine. She shouldn't be legal because I'm drunk. 21-year-old in front of you. Both? Okay, the 21-year-old. She's got to be legal because you're drunk. The 21-year-old. That's the only reason she has to be legal. The 21-year-old is a nine. She shouldn't be in there. The 35-year-old, 36-year-old is like a seven. That's happened before. I'm a law-abiding citizen, Carter.

That's happened before. What has? Somebody's legal and they're not. Yeah, I'll take the 21-year-old. With who? We were in Florida one time. We were out. I don't know.

Because one time I did Molly at a hotel party. There was this 33-year-old. She was feeling my vibe. I was like, I would do this in a second. This would not be an issue. You wouldn't if she was 22. Maybe you would. It was the fact that she was older than me.

I don't know what a young buck. Yeah. I was like, okay, I'll take you on that ride. Let's do it. Yeah. All right.

That's a good question. That is a good question. I really like that. We need more of those. Awesome. So yeah, we want to thank Avery. And if you guys want to send in your own video submission,

you can send it to our email. I'll put the email in the YouTube description. We want you guys to introduce yourself and tell us where you're from and then ask your question. So hopefully all our video submissions from here on out will have that format. But yeah, and then that's it for that question.

Andrew, you had something to talk about. Yeah, I've got another fan know fan question it's like a two-parter question um this was from a female so is it written in it was written no it's crazy that we have so many oh we don't have a lot of viewers but a lot of our viewers are female viewers like about it's like is this 10 to 15 talk to or that we talk to that just want to know what we're we're thinking about um i get like a mixture there's ones that like i know personally like oh like you know shows good whatever it's funny mixture. There's ones that I know personally like shows good, whatever, it's funny. And then you have ones that are like

that you just know of. Maybe you've gone to school before and it's like oh, this is like the insight of a man's brain. It really is. We love this shit. It really is. I don't know why we're putting this on the internet. It's so bad. If you think about it, it's going to help us. They'll understand why we do the shit we do and then I don't have to do those

bullshit fights. We're also not kind of giving away how we get out of our situation. Yeah. Okay. So we do not give away everything. Exactly. But we are kind of the secret weapon in the back pocket. Yes. You know,

still holstered. Yeah. But, um, no, she asked me, um, what is something that we noticed first about a girl,

whether that makes her like attractive or unattractive, like what's something as, you know, the younger generation would say is an ick, right? Okay. An ick. And then she asked about red flags, like what red flags are actually red flags to us. That's going to be different, I think, for each person.

I think so too. Because like to some people, you know, it's like, you know, if you're younger, she'd be like, oh, if her body counts over X. No, red flag. And to people who understand that it's real world, it might be something like, oh, she's killed somebody. Maybe that's a red flag.

Maybe. Maybe. I'm kind of into that. I like someone who's a little crazy. Love crazy bitches. Yes. No question. I'm kind of down for that.

Yeah. I can't fault you for that, but yeah, yeah, I get it. But, um, I'll,

I'll take this one first. Yeah, go ahead. Cause I'm a little, give us the question one more time. So we'll start with the first part of what is something that you notice first? What I noticed first. Now,

is this a good thing or a bad thing? The attractor, I think is what it was. When you see, when you see somebody, it's like, Oh, she does this. No. Or, she does this. Yes. what it was. When you see, when you see somebody, it's like, Oh, she does this.

No. Or, Oh, she does this. Yes. You have an initial, you know, like first impression,

whatever. So it definitely matters. Um, but you know, it's going to be shitty, but it's gotta be appearance. You gotta take care of yourself for me. It is appearance.

And I hate people that say, Oh, it's not like appearance doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Appearance is what draws you in. Is that what that what keeps me there no it doesn't keep me there but it's what draws you in you have to be attracted the person doesn't matter if they're actually really hot or if they're actually really ugly there's people out there for everybody there are some men that

might see a girl that I'm like god I wouldn't even look at her and there's some men they're like oh that's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. One man's trash is another man's trash. Exactly. You know what I mean? So you have to be attracted to the woman. I hate that argument. It's like, oh, I don't know. It's not about attraction.

It's about their personality. No. Yeah. You need to be attracted to the person. That food could taste the best ever. If it looks like vomit, I'm not going to eat it. Exactly.

I'm not touching it. I have to have the interest to want to dig in. Okay. Yes. Okay. I 100% agree with that. 100%. So level of attractiveness.

Level of attractiveness level of attractiveness which is different for everybody but for for me i'm like okay i really attracted this woman i don't know what it is i'm really attracted to her yes it's funny because i think what we are all attracted to is much different you think so i think i think we're very similar i think he's outside of our yeah you guys like so we both like a pretty kind of... We're both... So our... Our types are... Our niche is right here. Yes.

But how that niche is like divided, like when you like look at it, it's like a plate of food or like a buffet table. We both like that genre of food. We both like Tex-Mex, but different dishes with... I get it. I get it.

So it's like for me, it's like they could be like really hot but like if they're for me it's like how fun are they like when i talk to them because it's like they could be super hot but like we are not even close to the same kind of like yeah thing so it's like that's an immediate like all right this isn't gonna i'm not even you can tell pretty quickly when you talk to somebody exactly this is gonna work that's after you've kind of like talked to them no

that's my thing though is like if I see a girl and it's like she could be like kind of basic with like whatever the trend is

or the style is white air forces something like that that's what they all wear and it's like okay sure whatever I get that's what the trend

is right now cool but then I like the second like I kind of like talk to them and just see how they interact with like whatever. Then it's like yes or no. The very like that's my like appearance is like it's not even the first thing I guess. You know what I'm saying?

So what's the first thing? Their like personality style. So what makes you want to go talk to a woman? How do they give off their personality though? Well, that's the other thing too is like their style is a big deal for me. That's right. He worked at Buffalo Exchange.

Well, look at his shirt. He's got a red fucking hat. Let's talk about that. Oh wait, that is true. We've all got our shirts on. You know, we're representing the podcast. You can't see Carter, but he also has a shirt on.

Yes, he does have his on. This man has a ripped fucking Hanes t-shirt. Did you find this somewhere what is this guys come on it's not vintage it's no dragon did you rip that yourself you cut that yourself yeah no yes he did yes you did i wish i had a fucking tomato i'd throw it listen i didn't know that it was a weekly thing it's obviously a weekly thing we're trying we didn't say weekly we said wear your shirts We're trying to advertise ourselves a little bit. All right.

We need all the help we can get. Yes. All right. Yeah. I get it. I wore this all day. I did too. Guys, I didn't know.

People come. I turn around randomly just because. Just to show. Just to show the room. It's me on the back. I'm famous. It's like a billboard. I'm famous.

Yes. Yeah. But yeah, no. Style, I think, is like kind of. Style for you. I get that. He's a very big dress guy. Because it's dumb. Because like it could. Well, you it well you like indie women you like women that not even that though

No, not yes you do see indie is we can't go into words now. That's like you can't say Oh, I can't say look at how you're saying hipster look at your shirt. It's like saying hipster But yeah, you know what kind of dress you like it's the same word. What kind of dress do you like? No, it they just has to be their thing As long as it's not the world's thing. Okay. That's what it is. So you like it because you like it, not because it's blowing up on TikTok. I just like it because they like it.

Does that make sense? It doesn't even have to be like what I like. It could just be like, that's their thing. Okay. That's their thing. And I'm like, okay, cool. Why is that your thing? Yeah.

You know what I mean? Why do you wear a full denim suit? Well, because I like it. Well, there we go. Perfect. I like you. Yeah. Cool. Okay. I feel that. So that's more of suit? Because I like it. Well, there we go. Perfect. I like you. Yeah, cool. Okay.

I feel that. So that's more of like, is that like, would you say it's a confidence factor? Kind of. Because they're not afraid to be themselves. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, maybe I would have to change that then. Maybe like a demeanor of how you carry yourself. No, there's so many things that play a part. So many things.

But for me. No, Bo's super simple. got fake boobs he's it's not true no that is not true i wish hopefully carter can find a clip of like spongebob and patrick when they're looking at the map and their eyes pop out and they're zooming that's bo with boobs it's not true bo loves fake boobs yeah my girl does not have fake boobs so i can't i can't i can't say that that's not true. Bo loves fake boobs. Yeah. My girl does not have fake boobs so I can't, I can't, I can't say that. That's not fair.

I mean, I don't, I don't know what to say. Fake boobs. You're tying this into the older woman thing and obviously older women you mostly tie into fake boobs.

You got a shot with Bo if you got fake boobs. So, super simple for him. Us, we're a little more into it. Definitely like if there's a girl that is kind of walking around

like in a public space and she's kind of like, you know, like, i hope i'm walking right like i hope i fit in here then it's like oh man i don't want to deal with that because that's not just here you know that's going to be all the time everywhere and i don't want to deal with that like they're they're always going to be like questioning everything i don't like people who do that either. Because I do that enough myself. I won't show it. I mean, on the outside,

I think even the most confident women or the women that seem the most confident, they do the same thing. Everybody's like that. That's fine. Don't lie to me. If you can put on a good show,

I'm going to buy it. If you can sell it, if you can sell the tickets, I'll buy them. Because I swear, yesterday, everybody in that gym thought I was pushing that 215.

Everybody. You thought that? You got up that 215 everybody you thought that you got up started you thought that yeah i almost hit that yeah you know it's whatever i'll get it next time i like that yeah fake it till you make it so the second question was yeah there was a second part red flags what are red flags for girls what are red flags for us because everybody's you know got standard red flags whatever what is something that like you could be like man like this girl's like really cool I want to see her again

and then you hear something and it's like ah damn fuck you it's so hard because I haven't been with like I haven't

I've literally been with one woman I don't know you play this card all the time all the time yeah I'm gonna use that because that's me you know so I'm gonna use that

you gotta get a card it's a great card to play. I'm going to keep playing it for now. Swap the deck. Yeah. Swap your hands. You need that Uno card, the fucking reverse card. I'm different.

I'm different. I'm different. I'm different than you guys. It's okay. That's how it is. That's cool. I'll let you guys take this. That's cool, Bo.

I'll let you guys take this red flag part because I don't really know. You want to go or you want me to go? I want you to go first. I'm trying to think. Fuck, man. It's so hard. I mean... So we're like talking,

we're hanging out, it's cool and then this happens. Something happens. One that's like happened in the past is like sorority. I don't like that at all. I mean,

that's just the way it's portrayed. If you're in a frat or a sorority, you're a piece of shit. I mean, I mean, that's just the way it's portrayed. If you're in a frat or a sorority, I don't like it. You're a piece of shit. You know? I mean, I mean, sure.

You nerds are out there, whatever. Don't understand it for school and reputation. Cool. Everybody else. Fuck you. Yeah. Cause if you're,

I like that one a lot. Yeah. Like if you're like, Oh my God, like she's so fun, you know, whatever. And it's like,

Oh yeah. Like I'm in theta pi delta. I don't know. Whatever. Whatever. It's just a turnoff. It's a turnoff for sure. It's like, Oh God. Yuck. That don't know. Whatever. Whatever. It's just a turn off. It's a turn off for sure. It's like,

God. Yuck. That's super fair. Yeah. That would be one that I could think of that's, you know, viable to say. Sorry guys.

No, you're good. Go ahead. Yeah. What do you got? I don't really have anything. I don't know. So like,

it's weird, but like, I don't like, this is a weird thing to say like it's just us i don't like rich kids okay i don't like that no i get that too so it's like if i find out that like you're like specific dude what do you mean shut the fuck up go ahead no no no no differently just like it's like being an adult where it's like, you don't have like a really good grasp on how the world works.

Yeah. Like you live in like a fake world. Yeah. We don't have, we can't share like, you know what I'm saying? It's like, oh, like we don't live in the same reality. So like you don't get the same things that I get or like understand about. But I think that's how those kids handle it. What do you mean?

There's rich kids that you couldn't tell a rich definitely i think so too that's a good point like i would i mean i would say growing up my parents had pretty decent amount of money yeah and i don't think you're trying to describe me no i was younger no no but it's like that's what i'm saying though but then there are the types it's how you carry yourself. Exactly. Or just their lack of awareness. Like their lack of awareness on like everything. Yeah. I think that's a good one. So rich women that know they're rich and want to make it known.

No, that don't know that like their life is ridiculous. Really good, but they're still complaining. Yeah. How are you still complaining? Like, oh, my driver was fucking late today. That. Okay. I think that's a good one for me okay and but you don't have any i don't know if i have any red flags you've never been like oh man like i like this girl and then it's like ah never mind no most of the time when i don't like a girl it's just because i just talk to them more i'm like

yeah i just don't i don't know we're just not on the same same mentality i don't know if there's any red flags i have that's just like initial horniness fading yeah 100 then you need to add alcohol it's okay this is fine yeah we can make that's terrible that's what it is that's how he lives yeah that's what it is it's terrible it works It works, though. It works. It clouds your judgment a little bit, you know? It makes things. I don't think it clouds it. I think it gets rid of stuff. It just, yeah, it makes you forget about the other stuff.

It opens everything up. There is no judgment. I'm drunk. This doesn't matter. It's how the show goes. You know, you get a little bit of liquid courage in you. And speaking of everything you think of is just, I already finished out.

Yeah, I know. We're going to take a little intermission, get some more to be honest. No, we can't do that. We totally could. We could do that though.

I don't know. I don't know if I have any red flags. What's next on our topic list. Um, so let's see what porn ad was the one that got away. Super simple. Um, so let's see what porn ad was the one that got away. Super simple. Um, I was probably trying to chase this since I was like 14. There was like this workout set, right?

You know, there's a trainer or whatever. He's working out. Does he rip her shorts? Yes. Yeah. Dude from the back. I think he like oil on it first. So like soaked up and he went right in in and ripped the shit out of him.

There's a butt under here? There's wieners hanging out of shorts. They're looking at each other like, oh my god, his wiener's out. I want that to be me. I couldn't find it. I've tried. I've searched. Gym porn ad or yoga porn ad.

Whatever. Nowhere to be found. We even had that like community Brazzers account when we were in high school. Wait, I was part of that, right? Was I part of that? Dude, that was like 30 plus kids that were on that. I remember being in my college dorm

with like six other people and I'd be in my bathroom. Dude, we got that from like a baseball team. I remember you giving that to me. It was Cuddly Craig and the password was battery. Battery. Cuddly Craig 31. Oh my, dude, I was. Holy shit.

Dude, my winner was blistered. I forgot about that. Yeah. I forgot about that. You know what the best part was? It's like for a hot minute, there was full videos on there, but then it went to just 30 second videos. It was enough.

It was enough. It was enough. That's all I needed. Like the 30 second ones were kind of enough. It was enough. It was enough. That's all I needed. Like the 30 second ones were kind of better sometimes. They were. They cut to the best parts. Yes.

You didn't have to do all the fluff. All the skimming. Just money. I completely forgot about that. Holy shit. You know what's crazy is so this

the hard drive I have on my current computer is from an old computer and while I was going through my passwords because I like one compromise or whatever

and fucking cuddly Craig and battery which has one of my saved passwords on Google Chrome crazy dude that was like the best account

of my life that was middle school we got that in I know it was high school I was in college I remember every baseball kid freshman year I was in college i know it was high school i was in college baseball kids i was in college no you're older than that i was in college maybe that's just when you got it you're my sophomore that's when i when i got it i was in college no that makes sense you're the

start of college that was so maybe you were a sophomore i was a sophomore he's a freshman okay i did seven grades that was that shit i was like all right this is not real. And it said like, oh, welcome. Welcome to. And I was like, oh, man. 17 tabs open. There were so many guys on that. Because it's probably the full varsity team, the full JV team. Whoever owned it, dude, fucking shout out to you. Yeah, shout out.

I don't even think he lived in Vegas. Probably not. I think he was a kid from another team. Did he know everybody was giving out this password? It got shut down eventually. Yeah, it did. But we used it for a while. We used it up.

We got the most out of it. Fucking credit card expired. That's what happened. Yeah. He probably used like a prepaid visa. Which is crazy. I bet some kid got a hold of his dad's account. It was like, oh my God.

Yo, Tyler, check this out. Tyler goes and tells two other people. That kid tells the whole team at a time. Then it spreads. Then I get it. Jimbo gets it up in Reno. I somehow get it. I'm not part of the baseball team, but I had it.

You gave it to me. Imagine all the other people had it. I know. That's what I'm saying. I didn't know the kid who started it. There was a lot of kids. Big game of telephone. Huge game of telephone.

All right. That's my ad. That was your ad? Yeah. Jim won Ripley. What was your ad? I'm trying to think. Fuck.

I don't nothing comes to mind. Give me a sec. You go. Do you have anything else? Let me think. I don't want to say it though. Yeah.

I don't know. I want to be honest. I had one too. I don't want to say it. I just don't want to say it. I don't wanna say it I just don't wanna say it I don't wanna say it Cause like That one's not that bad

You know Yeah that was fair Mine's like weirdly Mine is weird too I don't wanna say it I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say mine I'm not gonna say mine

I'm gonna say mine Please say something really weird So mine was like I think it was on It was on a A weird site Not like a weird site But like

Not like porn I was like X and X it wasn't excellent That's it's brutal and it was like a category. I don't want to say the category I'm gonna say it was a category picture Okay Category picture. Mm-hmm. What does that even mean? So like when you look up the category, X and XX is mad specific. So they have a category for everything.

Oh, they have all kinds of categories. They had them. Matt put me on that. I saw that. I was always a Pornhub guy growing up, and then Matt put me on X and XX. Some dude on fucking Cod has a X and XX. This is different.

This is different. And I'm here for it. I like it. I'm 15. This is hot. This is really hot. I like it. I'm 15. This is hot. This is really hot. This is bad. I went on there one time

and there was like front page like an ass blown out. I was like okay. Most popular for the week and you're like this is what people want to see. Abuse.

No thanks. That's fair. Mine wasn't like that. Mine was like just like a certain group doing a certain thing. Gang bang. No, no. That's fair. Mine wasn't like that. Mine was like, just like a certain group doing a certain thing. Gang bang. No, no, no, no.

Not group. A certain genre of people. Interracial. Not interracial. It was a different race than me though. You could just say it. It was Asian. Asian.

Okay. Asian bojo. Dude, I was whispering it. You can't say it out loud but that's what it was and it was like the the head picture for it and i was like where the fuck can i find that video i want to see that one you like the star the star looked great did you find it couldn't find it i looked fucking hard for it and i actually like found two like three page searched you know what i mean like you're down a couple tabs

looking into it and then I'm never gonna find it and then you find the picture with a little play button on it and you press it

and it just wouldn't load it's just like the ad it was like a like it wasn't even an ad it was just like a never ending spiral so it probably wasn't even it it's tough

yeah it's tough alright your turn I don't know oh you're up dude nothing comes to mind to be honest No that's

It's just worse dude Stop the cap I don't know Like okay I'm gonna lie right now And say something else No you can't Okay

Okay this is really weird What a bitch dude But I'm gonna say it I'm gonna say it Oh who cares A lot of people Probably are gonna judge me for this. Go ahead.

Who cares? There was like an anime one one time. Okay. And I don't know why. Okay. Weird as fuck. It makes sense. But I was really into it.

It looked real. It looked real. I like it, dude. It looked really real. I'm like, this is really hot. Okay. It's like, you know, play this game. I'm like, I wanna play this game right now.

I'm like 15. I'm like, I wanna play this game. Yeah. Couldn't find it. You know, you click on a thing. It's like, I want to play this game right now. I'm like 15. I'm like, I want to play this game. Yeah. Couldn't find it. You know, you click on a thing. It's like, Oh,

like subscribe or do something. I'm like, no, I just want to play the game. I want to, yeah. I want to get it. Like,

is this like, no, no, no, no. It was like, it was like 3d, like real,

like it looked real almost, but it's like not real, but you can select all the categories. It was like a choose your own adventure. I almost paid for it. I almost paid for it. I almost paid for it. You almost went to Office Depot

bought a $25 credit card used that. I almost did it. But I didn't do it. God I did not want to say that out loud. I'm glad you did though. I did not want to say

that out loud. I could see that. I feel close to you bro. I didn't want to say that out loud but man it was kind of hard. You're watching some regular videos you see this you're like well let's just check it out., but man, it was kind of hot. You're watching some regular videos, you see this, you're like,

well, let's just check it out. What's this? Let's check it out. We're definitely not alone, dude. There's a lot of weebs out there that are into hentai. I mean, obviously, I played video games all growing up. Maybe it transferred. I don't know.

A little bit. I don't know. I never watched anime, though. I can't believe I just said it out loud. That is the whiskey talking right now, for sure. I would not have admitted that. We're whiskey talking right now for sure I would not have admitted that we're proud of you

we're proud of you shout out shout out please hold on I hope my girlfriend doesn't watch this what

what are you I'm different I'm different I'm sure there's other people that have these same feelings you know but I don't think

that they're in like a mental hospital. Yes. Gotta be. Gotta be. They're really weird. That's good.

I like that one. What's next? What's next for us? So last week we talked a little bit about dirty talk and how it kind of depletes as the relationship goes on. I just, I'm already, I'm still so bad. This was for me. I know.

Yeah. I know Andrew's talked about in the past that women specifically ruin it. Yes. They overdo it can i i'm gonna say something to start out and then i'll let you guys talk because my girl is good at it and i've already talked to you guys about this how like she's brought it up and now i feel even more weird trying to talk like that because i'm like okay she knows she knows she knows how we're thinking you know now i'm like your head now I have to say it, but now I'm like, okay, I have to say it. She wants me to say it, but now I feel weird.

Just go back to being dead silent. I like that. I'm just, oh, fuck. You know, I just grown a little bit. I don't want to say anything. Yeah. I don't want to say, oh, you like that, you little slut. Well, it's good.

I don't want to say that. It's good when they don't know you. I don't want to say that. That's what I think. I feel like she would. I don't know. I don't want to say that. I feel like when you're I feel like she would, I don't know. I don't want to say that. I feel like when you're hooking up with somebody,

you could say whatever the fuck you want. And I've said some stupid shit before to women I don't care about. Exactly. And it probably went over well. It went well. They probably liked it. Because they're like,

oh man, this is new. Yeah, they liked that. Or just like, he's confident. But I care about this woman. I can't say that. She also knows you though. Yes. She knows how you think,

what you care about. She knows you. And now it's like, it's kind of saying it to your friend yeah drew it drew it flame you if you i love this pussy and then i can't say that and then oh i could yeah yeah i'm hearing him and his head like oh really is it fat? I can't do that. I get that. I might just start. You know what the Madonna whore syndrome is? You know what that is?

It's basically where you can just go all out, perform to the tens with a girl that you don't really know, don't really care about. But when a woman that you really care about you don't really know so i don't really care about but like when a woman that you really care about and like i don't know i know what you're saying like you know exactly where you're going one that matters one that matters you treat like your mom not mom that's a weird

thing but that's a bad word yeah you know what i'm saying though where it's like my mom i know but it's basically like you like associate them with like all the. You want to fuck your mom? That's what I'm saying. Do you want to? No. Okay. He didn't mean that. I'm using it as an example right now. Bad one.

What would you like to, what would you like to use as someone who you, I had none. Step aunt. Cause I would fuck a nun. Step aunt. Maybe. Someone, so you treat them though as like a, like, like mother Mary figure. Does that make sense? It makes a little sense. It's a little weird. That's why they call Madonna. Higher up. I see what you're saying. Yeah. Like as like a Mother Mary figure. Does that make sense? That makes a little sense.

It's a little weird. That's why they call it Madonna. Higher up. I see what you're saying. Yeah. You will see them on like a higher, you know. You respect them too much so that you don't want to push those boundaries

and all those things. Yes, I get that. Drizzy said it. That's a real thing though that like men specifically deal with. It's called the Madonna horse syndrome. And it's fucked up. That's how I see it.

It's like I don't want to sit here and say these things to you. I know. I care about you. Yeah. And it's fucked up. That's how I see it. It's like, I don't want to sit here and say these things to you. I know. I care about you. Yeah. But at the same time, like you, if you want this.

You're made out of porcelain. I can't ruin you. Exactly. I get it. Jersey said it. Mother Mary. Put that pussy on a pedestal. I don't think that's what he was referring to.

That's not what he was referring to. That's not even close to reference. Yeah. He said it. He said it. It's not even close to reference. Okay. Anyways,

I took away from the topic. So I don't know if you guys want to touch on that. I don't even even close okay anyways i took away from the the topic so i don't know if you guys want to touch on that i don't even remember what we were talking about women ruin dirty talk i think if anybody ruins women it wasn't me she's not running for me so you guys you guys can talk on this i like just like i don't like actually i don't like the daddy thing i'm not i had a girl that was like that's a huge and it sounded so forced instant turn off dude i'm like it's like dude don't so generic, dude. It's so generic. Yeah, exactly. It's so generic, dude.

Really? You're wearing white Air Forces right now? That's what it is. Seriously? Yeah, it's bad. That's exactly how I feel. It was a younger girl. I like her.

She was younger than I was. Moaning, though. That's cool. Just like soft. I'm a very simple man. You moan like I moan. That's all I need. I don't need to talk to you. Hot. How do you moan? Let me hear that. Oh, cool. I'm a very simple man. You moan like I moan. That's all I need. I don't need to talk to you.

How do you moan? Let me hear that. That's about it. I wouldn't have sex with Beau. More than once. You would have sex with me. One time I'd be like, damn, he's got a really good body. And then I'd be like, oh man. Sounds like you're stuck on a math problem. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Sounds like you're stuck on a math problem. Fuck, I need to change my money. Okay, okay. No, no, this is good. This is good. This is really healthy for me. This is productive. Yes, come on.

I'll send you some voice clips. Yes, send me those. Work them, go in the mirror. Drew and I would just drive around and do them together. This is all shit I should have gone through 10 years ago. I just never went through. We literally drive around like, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

God damn it. Oh, my God. That feels so good. The worst thing. Right here. We all have the same basic ones. It's the same four. It's always the same.

Oh, you look so fucking good. Fuck, you look good. This feels good. Oh, fuck. It's just the general, oh, fuck. But I feel like there's almost, like, unless, like I said, we read some sex books.

I need to get on that. Unless we read some sex books. I need to get on that. I don't see our game jumping another level. No. Because it's like, I'm not creative enough to like. I'm not either to be coming up with this shit. Exactly. I'm creative.

I'm creative too. You're creative for sure. I don't know if it's going to be well received. It's got to be though. Like, you've got to exactly. You've got to know where I'm coming from. Yeah. And it's got to be though. Exactly. You got to know where I'm coming from. Yeah. And it's got to be that same vibe. You got to be on the same wavelength. Which is tough because

if the vibe's ruined, it's from a woman. At least for me. Okay. Go ahead. Like if a girl's like, oh, I'm going to ride the shit out of that dick. That's like, I'm soft. I don't want to hear that. That's not something I want to hear. I love that. I don't know if that would turn me off. Yeah, I don soft. You know, like, I don't want to hear that. That's not something I want to hear, you know? I love that.

I would like, I don't know if that would turn me off. Yeah, I don't. It depends how it comes out. Anything with, like, shit in it is not very good. Okay, I like that. I don't understand bad words or, you know, bad and yummy, whatever. I want to ride the shit out of that dick. Yeah, it's like, damn, I'm going to poop out of my wiener.

Okay. That shit does kind of throw me off a little bit. I feel like that, it's not the shit part on that one. It's more of just like the level it's too much it's like it too forward dial it back too aggressive maybe like it's almost like i want i don't know because so if she said i want to ride that dick would that be better sure okay ten times better okay okay i i guess i want to write that yeah don't get that don't overthink it we that. Don't overthink it. We're very simple. Don't overdo it. Anything of just like, I want to have sex with you, that's going to turn me on.

That's fine. There's no need to be like, I want you to pound this pussy till I'm creaming all over that heart. Nobody has ever told you that. Nobody has ever told you that. Dude, all the time. No way. Almost every time. No.

That's too much. That's way too much. At least once. You need to leave. At least once. I've been like, alright, man. You're still gonna, you're still gonna. I like, I like the simple. I'm not gonna waste my time. You're still gonna, you're still gonna do it. I'm not gonna waste my time. I don't wanna say, I don't wanna like say it.

I said mine, you gotta say it now. We're all just opening up out here. For me, it's just like, I'm like, I like to be dominant. Yeah, I know that. So it's like, I don't, I don't like, do you know what I'm saying? Like. You got to say it now. We're all just opening up. For me, it's just like, I'm like, I like to be dominant. Yeah, I know that. So it's like, I don't like, do you know what I'm saying? You want them to hogtie themselves and just say, do what you want. Not exactly. Kind of.

That would make you nut. Yeah. Because then I, but like, if I'm like free to move as far as like, all right, like I'm setting the tone here, I could set it high, but like, I don't want to try to match. Immediately bring out a knife. Yeah. It's a gun to the head.

Yes. Nice man. This is more for me for constructive, like, you know, to learn. My girl asked me one time,

like, Oh, what do you want to do to me? And I was just like, that's so fucking hard. And I'm like, I don't know. Like,

there's things that come to mind. That's okay. This is what you do. But how do I say it? This is what we always do. How do I say that in words? Let me go right now. Okay. Yes, please And I'm like, I don't know. There's things that come to mind. That's okay. This is what you do. But how do I say it? This is what we always do. How do I say that in words? Let me go right now. Okay, yes, please.

I'm locked in. So this is what you do. What do you want to do to me? Slap. Okay. Shut up. That's what you say. Ooh, I like that.

Right there, you set the fucking tone. You don't even talk right now. Oh my God, I like that. You're hot. I really hope she doesn't watch this. You feel that, though. Because if I use that, she's going to know that you said that in your in your in your fucking legs right there shut the fuck up boom now you do what like just you could use that you just have to quote hey

cut this out so i can use that that's what you do i like that because right there it's like now she's not even in the game it's like like, this is my game. There you feel it. It's like now we, I'm setting the tone. This is good. It goes, go cut that out for sure. This is good.

Cut it, cut it, cut it. Just don't plagiarize. Hey, Logan says, shut the fuck up. Eat that shit up,

dude. Yeah. She'd be so confused. What? Ooh, he said that? Shut the fuck up, bitch.

Oh, the bitch is, might be a little much. Maybe a little. Not in, bitch. Oh, the bitch is might be a little much. Maybe a little. Not in the moment. Not in the moment. A little slap. A little slap with it.

Do you want all that? I want some more too. It's okay. Are you eating? Look at him. Oh my God. What the heck? Oh man.

I know, mine went so quick but mine's a little dry right now. It's crazy. It's okay. That's an easy correction right there though. I like that so much. Yeah.

I really like that. She won't listen to this one. We'll block her.'s an easy correction right there. I like that so much. Yeah. I really like that. She won't listen to this one. We'll block her. Yeah, no, block her. Block her friends. Anybody, yeah. Her friends, you're going to miss out. I mean, I don't even care.

No, yeah, you don't care. I don't care. All right, what's next? You got options. So. Please rise. Court is now in session. How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?

Be the jury. Find the defendant. Not guilty. Carter's been putting in a lot of work, but honestly, this is a lot of work. So that's going to be our intro to our segment, Innocent or Guilty. Okay. So for our first news article a senior citizen in johor which i think sounds like a place in india uh pleads guilty to unnatural sex with a cat

so genting and genting annette kaling 63 accused of committing an unnatural sex act with a cat causing the animal to die. What does unnatural mean? I don't really know. It didn't specify other than that. It says he was accused of committing the offense at a playground. How do you get a cat to stay still? He was sentenced to 20 years.

He sent me a video of a guy fucking a snake one time. I remember that. It was like a website. You sent me that and i remember clicking on it like what the fuck is this i never saw that i think i was like 14 maybe it was a chicken was it a chicken it was it was both and those come those come from my big bro and our you know zucker right i just remember this guy holding the chicken yeah i'll never forget that

memory now because i have it in my head balls deep. It was on like a wood stump, right? I don't I used to try to like I used to try to watch Watch like the videos he would the gauntlet. I tried to the gauntlet was very bad You ever seen that was that on reddit? No, I don't know what it was So the gauntlet was of was like a 30 30 videos 30 videos of the worst shit You could Nike it just got worse and worse? Yeah, one was like, oh man, I gotta look away, and then it just went to 30.

But each one was worse than the last one. I didn't see that. There was one, some dude was trying to perform a magic act, and he just drowns in a bathtub in his room. You're stuck there. He's chained. There's one,

and I think there was a documentary on it, of a girl who like killed a kitten with like a stiletto. Like just stepped on it. So we're not talking about like sexual acts. We're just talking about like. We're talking about the worst shit ever. Okay.

This guy. Yeah. This guy. We all watched our fair videos of, you know, behind the scenes or whatever. Oh no, he's the one,

the reason that I've seen some of the shit I've seen. This guy watched the worst shit. Oh yeah. Yeah. I made it to like four. I didn't even know you could fuck a snake. Yeah. I didn't know that was possible. I was like, I don't want to see this. This is too much. I learned that worst shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I made it to like four. I didn't even know you could fuck a snake. Yeah. I didn't know that was possible.

I was like, I don't want to see this. This is too much. I learned you could fuck a fish at a young age. My grandfather had a friend. His name was Crazy Nick. You know, they called him Crazy Nick because he's- For a good reason, I'm sure. Dumb as shit.

One time they were on a boat and he caught a carp. And they were like- Dirt fish. Joking around like, oh man, his mouth looks so good, whatever. Crazy Nick pulls his dick out and fucks his carp. And they were like, Dirt fish. Joking around, like, oh man, his mouth, you know, looks so good, whatever. Crazy Nick pulls his dick out and fucks his carp right in the mouth.

So he was ready to go. Yeah, 100%. He was ready to go for this carp. Yeah. In the mouth? In the mouth. Okay. Yeah, probably.

Yeah, I don't know how else you fuck a fish. Had it been a decent carp, though. I'd imagine, right? Crazy Nick's probably hung. You don't fuck a fish. How are you ready to go with the fish there with all your boys?

He's probably prepping it. Yeah. Just slapping. Just slapping or something. Just keep tapping himself. Yeah. Who knows? All right, so.

Carp. So, innocent or guilty? Is he innocent or? For fucking this cat? Yeah, for fucking the cat. I say guilty. Oh, 100%. He's guilty.

I don't understand. You can't fuck a cat and not be guilty. He fucked a cat to death. Yes, he fucked a cat. I don't%. He's guilty. You can't fuck a cat and not be guilty. He fucked a cat to death. Yes, he fucked a cat. I don't understand what unnatural means. It's unnatural because you fucked a cat. Because you're fucking a cat. Yeah. That's unnatural. Yeah. My whole thing is

I don't think you can even get into a cat. Like, you know what I mean? I don't want to think about that. Flex warning, dude. You got a girthy penis. I don't want to think about that. No, I'm just saying think about how big a cat's girl penis is. I don't want to think about it. It warning, dude. You got a girthy penis? I don't want to think about that. No, I'm just saying, like, think about how big a cat's girl penis is. I don't want to think about it. It's got to be small, dude. There's no...

There's some dogs that are hung. But there's dogs. There's... All cats are the same, you know? I'm not going to lie. I've seen some, like, little dogs with some dick. I'm like, yo. Little dogs.

That's not fair. We're still talking dogs. We don't see big kitty pussies, you know? Fat. That fat shit. You don't see that fat kitty. On that kitty. So he really worked for that. I think we can all agree he's guilty.

This is going downhill quick. He choked the cat. Then he did it. I don't think the cat died from it. He probably fucked a dead cat. That's even worse. I would assume so. I can't think the cat died from it. He fucked a dead cat. He probably fucked a dead cat. That's even worse. I would assume so. Because there's no way.

I can't imagine a cat sitting still. You could wrestle a cat into climax. All right, that's enough. Next. Next. I need that. A horse trainer and horse tested positive for meth after winning a race. Her name was Rochelle Lockett.

From where? What state? It does not say what state. Louisiana. The earnings was only $6,000. So I don't think it was very worth it. Like an amateur show? The horse was swabbed after the win.

And Lockett was then required to provide a urine and hair sample, which both came back positive. Initially, she told investigators or she gave no explanation to investigators on how the meth got into her horse's system and after it came back positive um her test came back positive she um sorry she admitted to using meth on her birthday which was only three days earlier in the race. I get it. That's kind of easy. It's her birthday.

It's easy to get around. It's her birthday. Innocent. Yeah. I, what I think this is my hypothesis of what happened. So she does meth on her birthday. Fine.

Normal, whatever. I think we all been there. Happy birthday. Cool. Don't, you know, don't throw rocks. So she did meth. Happy birthday. Cool. Don't throw rocks. So she did meth on her birthday.

How do you... Is meth... You smoke it, right? Well, you could... I would say usually, yeah. Like, how do you give a horse meth? You can... Probably... That's probably injection, right?

Can you take oral? So, like, some drugs are cut with meth. Okay. Like, some party drugs are cut with meth. Okay, anyways, your hypothesis. Go ahead. Either way, so she's partying. She gives her horse a good luck kiss before.

You think that's enough? That's all it is. Like licks the gums. Just a quick kiss. And the horse is victim. And then she puts her forehead to the horse's forehead and said, we're going to do this. What's crazy is that why would they think to test the horse?

What did the horse do that was like, damn, this on some shit you know what i mean was like a shootout like a blowout of a race like not even close and like all right this horse is on it's got a broken hoof and it's still winning yeah there's no there's no reason to be like okay test her and the horse well she won and they always test the horses after the win the The winning horse, they always test. How does she not know that? I actually think they test every horse. It doesn't even matter if you win. I don't think a kiss is enough to transfer it.

No, she's definitely mouth-fucking that horse. I don't know the science behind that, but I don't think a kiss is enough. Horse girls are weird, dude. They are weird. That's what my thought was behind the kiss. She was in there. She's giving a kiss. a kiss more than a kiss no like not just

it's a horse girl kiss yeah it was like a it's love they've got a connection she had a little carrot in her hand and she was just we'll share the carrot

yeah digging the tramp okay innocent yeah you're saying innocent I mean we've all done it the girl or the horse

both both are innocent the horse is innocent for sure the horse didn you don't want to have that system taking advantage for sure i think she's i think she's guilty probably guilty i think she's guilty trust women nowadays never trust women snakes all right uh the next story this has been all over the news uh johnny depp accuses amber heard of defecating on his side of the bed after a fight i think this is before they got divorced i saw such a great meme um so the history of abuse in the relationship allegations against both uh johnny jeff which are johnny depp was charged in the past uh but

amber her amber heard is under trial now and she blames the alleged poop on the dogs. Depp claims that the dogs are way too small for how big the poop was. I think in court he said that the dogs are only six pounds. Easy, three pounds of shit. When Depp discovered the fecal matter, he said it was so bizarre and grotesque that he couldn't help but laugh. Can you imagine getting in an argument with your girl and she shits on your bed.

I saw a picture that was like 8 o'clock shit 8.05 eat 8.10 leave bed. With her picture in there. She was so funny. I think she's probably guilty of everything that he says.

Yeah, I do too. She shit in do too. She's shitting his bed. Yeah, she's definitely shitting his bed. That girl is crazy. Fucking crazy. Can you imagine being that mad? You're like, I'm gonna shit in your bed. You know what? I'm gonna fucking shit right now. I'm gonna shit in the bed. That is, I mean, it is kind of funny. It's funny. It is kind of funny. Can you imagine

shitting in somebody's bed? That would never be my go-to. You know what's the crazy part though? It's their bed. She's like, no, but your side's got it. Your side of the bed. Not would never be my go-to. You know what's the crazy part though is it's their bed. She's like, no, but your side of the bed. Not my side. The dogs don't like you.

Guilty 100%. Yeah, she's guilty on all counts. She's the worst, for sure. Have you heard her lawyers? Yeah, I just heard the one where...

It's like I went just like, hey, yeah, I'll get you out of this. Don't worry about it. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Those guys don't either, man. It's terrible.

I haven't really paid attention. I just heard the Southern Gentleman line, and I was like, that's what you're going with? That's your gate, huh? That's the one you're running out? Yeah, okay. Tough. I hope she goes to jail forever.

She's guilty for sure. I don't know if she's going to go to jail, but she's going to pay. She's not going to go to jail. I like that she's going to have to pay him, though. Good. How much is that for? 50 mil.

Oh, my God. Because he got fucked. Yeah, he lost a lot of stuff. So it's like, go ahead. And it's also like, it's great to see, like, because it can be both ways. Oh, 100% it's both ways. You know what I mean?

Like, there's guys who really get fucking beat up, but it's like, the group, like, she said. It's way easier for a woman to say, hey, he mistreated me. There was a video where, 100% it's both ways. You know what I mean? Like, there's guys who really get fucking beat up, but it's like, it's way easier for a woman to say, hey, he mistreated me. There was a video where, like, he's like, she's like, oh, is anyone gonna believe you

that I domestic violence you? And he got it on the camera. Thank fucking God. But like, because nobody would. There's a lot of people that probably go through that. Not many people would believe that.

Yeah. It's hard out here for us. Shout out. Shout out. I like Johnny Depp. Yeah. He's the best. Hey, women suck! It's hard out here for us. Shout out. Shout out. I like Johnny Depp. Yeah, he's the best.

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