Who Knows? Who Cares. - The Key to Open Relationships.

Episode Date: September 12, 2023

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This week on Who Knows Who Cares. Hear me out, though. Hear me out. You're cool with me fucking your girl. No, no. You're not better than me. So, like, what it is is, like, they have to be, like, they have to be, like, again, this is just, like, a chewing on thought.

Okay. Not like it actually concluded. Yeah. I know what you mean. But it's, like, I just would hate if, like, some bums were having sex with, like, you're going to fuck him. That's what I'm talking about. It's the same concept of, like, talking to your, like girl and like seeing who she's dating you're like you would you did

so like i'm fucking the same guy who right i'm fucking i'm on that guy's level that's exactly what we're doing yeah if it was like like a bunch of like fucking professional spanish soccer players you're all right i'm like i'm pretty good. Me and those guys have something in common. That's how my brain works. And like, that's how you don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's good.

Don't lie. Wait a second, you're a bitch. I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? You know what,

Bob said, here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. now. You know what Bo said? Are you fully bricked up after Kissy? No, you're not. He's going to be in Vegas, so he's a big gambler. He'll probably have more fun. We're back. And we're back. We won't make Bo do it again.

Episode 50-something. Maybe 60-something. Who knows? Yeah, we're here. Who cares? We're here and we're here for a long time. Callback. That's our name, by the way.

Callback. Who cares? Coming at you live. Yeah. You're so much better than I am at this. With a weekend recap. Oh, yeah. We had a huge weekend.

Yeah. I think you had a huge weekend, right? So I went to a wine night. So like a wine and paint or just like a wine? So it was a wine night. That's all I know.

Shorty was like, hey, I met this guy at a bar. He was like, whoa, she works at a bar. He's like, yeah,

like you guys should come to like a wine night. He invites everybody to a wine night. He's like a little like five foot three like theater guy. So you're saying you're not threatened by those?

Not at all. I'm not threatened by anybody, dude. Leave me. What if Bo was there? Leave me. Do it. I dare you. I dare you.

All right, dude, I like that. Yeah, that's good. That's who I am. I like that. Okay. I have another thought, too. It's a couple with that in a second. Write it down.

So I went to Wine Night. Better than me. Don't forget that. So I went to Wine Night. Better than me. Don't forget that. So I went to Wine Night. Got you. Right? And I didn't know what I was expecting. This guy like texts in theater.

So he's like, come with your most interesting desires. Come with the most proper. And we will show what the night tells. Something like that. Ooh, I like that. I was like, where the fuck are we going to right now? But I'm also very open to shit like that.

I'm like, might as well go see what's up. So then I go. He's like, welcome to our... And there's like 12, 13 people, 15 people. Is he in characters? It's just who he is. No, it's just who he is as a person. Never met them.

Never met any single person there. He's like, okay, so tonight I want you to express your most chaotic and embrace and trust yourself in your decisions. Cheers. And he pours you a fat glass of wine and then he's like, all right. And then a random person comes up to you and is like, so what do you hope to get out of life? And what do you love to do in your free time? When you don't have to do the things you don't want to do, what are you hope to get out of life? And what do you hope to, like, what do you love to do, like, in your free time?

Like, when you don't have to do the things you don't want to do, what are you doing? It takes me back to a dark place. So I'm like, I'm just like, dude, like, what? Like, I drink that first cup of wine quick, and I'm just like, fuck it. What's up with aliens? Let's get right into it. I know this isn't the place for that, and that's why I'm doing it.

You know what I mean? I could easily be like, well, you know, like... You're the wedding crasher. The arts. I love the arts. I love brisk reading. You know what I mean?

Oh, brisk reading. Fast-paced reading. I could have went anywhere. I could have played the part. I decided to go the complete counter counterculture to this group I was like well I love

I love sports I love like just like like I was like in my free time I just like to like be active like you can just

throw me in a field and I'll like make the most out of it you know what I mean like I'll play with mud I'll run around like it's like

I can tell this guy is just not feeling it he's just like oh okay I was like what do you like to do he's like well I write science fiction and I do this and I'm like, oh, this guy's just not feeling it. He's just like, oh, okay. I was like, what do you like to do? He's like, well, I write science fiction, and I do this, and I do that.

I'm like, that's cool. How does that work? Just like an idiot. I'm just like purposely being the idiot because it's just, I don't care what these guys think. You know what I mean? Right. This is just fun for me.

Good wine, at least? Really good wine. Really. Surprisingly good wine. Red? Red and white. I had most red, though. Okay. But, yeah, wine. Red? Red and white. I had most red, though. Okay.

But yeah, no. It turned out to be a blast. I had so much fun. There was cheese there. Oh, Logan's a rat. Some berries, some fresh berries. But yeah, no. It was such a weird thing, and I'm glad I went.

Really? That suits you. You're into those kind of things. I'm not. I don't like theater people. You like all kinds of people. But that's what it is. I'm not. I don't like theater people. I don't. You like all kinds of people. But that's what it is.

It's not that I don't like them. It's just I don't hang out with them. But then I was like, oh my God, I just fucking kicked it with like. You can match with anybody. Theater people for. Yeah. For three hours. Were you like feeling sexy the whole time?

No, I was expecting literally to go there and it to be me, Shorty and this guy. That's what I thought we were going to. And it's like, it's like a big event that I guess like he's been doing for like six years. We're like every once every two annual, no, like two to three months. There's like a new wine night or whatever.

But yeah. And there's always like a theme to it. And there's always a like interesting. That was when it, I also thought better than better. Yeah. Better than you. Better than you better than me so i've talked about short to shorty about uh um open relationships just like because they've been in

one before when they were like in high school and they were doing whatever and they're like yeah what do you think about that i'm like like well one not for me but two like who's they who in this what do you this shorty was in an open relationship when they were in high school. Oh, okay. You're just talking about her. Yeah. I thought you were saying they as like her and this other guy that you were with her, no, her and like her guy. Okay. When they were like, when they were in high school, they were in like an open thing, do whatever they were doing. And then what was it? So I was like, what, what really like grinds my gears?

Why wouldn't I do that? And when I came to the conclusion of... Analyzing yourself a little bit. Yeah, like I was trying to like actually like look at myself in the mirror and be like, okay, where would I have a problem with being in an open relationship? So if it's like, no, like I'm yours. I just like do whatever other things too. But like, and I get to do whatever I want. I'm like, okay, well, I don't have a problem with that part of it.

That would be cool, right? That part of it, there's something that bugs me. What is it? Possession. This is the weirdest part it came to, though. If they were going to be in a relationship and they were having sex with guys who weren't as good as me, that's where it would be my issue.

If they're having sex with guys who are better than you, better than me as good or better than me, I'm like, well, look at them. They could go do that. I'm still their guy. Cause I'm the shit.

But you don't, does that make sense? He needs her to have sex with us. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no.

Hear me out though. You're fucking your girl. No, no, you're better than me. So like what, what it is is like, me. What it is is they have to be they have to be again, this is just a chewing on thought.

Not like it actually concluded. I know what you mean. I just would hate if some bums were having sex with him. That's what I'm talking about. That's the bigger problem to me. It's the same concept of talking to your girl and seeing who she's dating.

You dated him? So I'm fucking the same guy who... I'm on that guy's level. That's exactly what I thought. If it was a bunch of fucking professional Spanish soccer players, I'm like, I'm doing pretty good. Me and those guys have something in common. That's how my brain works.

And again, wouldn't be cool with it in any way, but like the biggest thing that would irk me is if they weren't. If they were bumps. Which is completely opposite to most, what you would get from most guys. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because they wouldn't feel threatened by the loser just fucking crushing his shorty. Yeah, whatever.

He's not as good as me. Yeah. That's who they would let. She'll come home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't do it. I trust myself so much that you should go have sex with Brad Pitt. Right. But I'm still better in my own heart.

My own heart of hearts. You know what I mean? Come on, dude. Don't do Brad Pitt like that. That's what I'm saying, though. Basically, don't do me. Don't do Angela like that. That's what I'm thinking.

Basically, Brad Pitt. That's how confident I am in myself. That's great. You know what I mean? Yeah. So, I don't know what that says. I think you're a narcissist about what that says. I think so. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I don't know what that says, but that's what I think. I think you're a narcissist

about what that says. I think so. I think you're slightly narcissistic for sure. Who isn't? Who isn't? Who here right now in this room is not a narcissist?

That's true, man. That's a fair point. That's a fair point. I'm not going to... I literally never said this, but I'm probably the most humble guy you know. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. It's just a weird thought i had basically basically logan's into hot wifing right oh yeah he's into hot guys fuck hot guys fuck okay well i'm into that i put myself in their shoes i relate to the the shredded d1 football player more than the fat guy that you could see his belly and his penis wait i feel like you're way closer to this. Really? You think so? Yeah.

Yeah, you think so? I think there's a baby. You're not an athlete. That's for sure. You're not that far off. I can dunk at 5'9". It doesn't look good, dude. Yes, it does.

It doesn't look good. You didn't see the one in game. It didn't look... It looked worse. But yeah, it was fine. I know. All over Kai. But interesting thought.

What do you guys think about that? Like, obviously, it's not for any of us. Obviously I would never be okay with my girl fuck with somebody else. And again, it's interesting to kind of take a step back and be like, what really bothers me about this?

What part of that is upsetting? But I mean, it's like if I'm truly in love and like I care about this person, I have another. That's not real. We've talked about this. I know it's not real,

but I'm possessive over what's mine, you know? Same. And I don't want other guys having. That's a double standard of support, heavy. You know, I can be in an open relationship but she can't right is how my brain works obviously that's never gonna play so none of us can have fun yeah exactly that's how it goes and that's basically the reality of it you settle for monogamy yep understand that yeah that but that is a thing that women take for granted i feel like right it's not settling you are doing what's best for them, not what's best for you.

What's best for them is monogamy. Carter, you blew it. I was going to get Beau on the cage talk again. Yeah, that's where I was going with it. My woman should be in a cage. 100% where I'm going. Red pill, Beau, is my favorite. It's not red pill.

By the way. It's not red pill. I don't think a man should go out and fuck every woman he meets. I think it is beautiful for a man to say, hey, look, it might be in my nature to be attracted to multiple females, but I am going to commit to you because you deserve that. I think that's amazing. Well, we know somebody who said in front of his pregnant wife

that he settled for his seven. That's crazy. He married his seven. He was a little drunk, sure. Okay, you just don't say it. It might be true. Right. You don't say that.

I wouldn't give her seven. You don't say that out loud. I wouldn't give her seven. That's not my type, though, you know. It's probably somebody else's nine, and that's cool, but... Good save. I mean, I think that's kind of where Bo's going, you know? Just down the whole...

No, because the red pill thing is guys saying, oh, my girl needs to be loyal, but I could go do whatever the fuck I want. I could fuck whoever I want. I don't believe in that. I think that's stupid. Right, but if you could do it, would you? If I could? Probably. If God wasn't real, yes, I would do believe in that. I think that's stupid. Right. But if you could do it, would you? If I could?

Probably. Yeah. If God wasn't real, yes, I would do it. Probably. We don't know yet. We haven't got the genie yet.

He hasn't sent us a message yet. I had a girl ask me, she's like, do you just see girls that you would just be like, yeah, like I'll have sex with you just based off like looking at them?

Yes. I have a tear list. And she was like, I don't feel that like about guys. 100%. But she was like, I don't feel like that about guys. No, women are different. hot guys, was like, I don't feel that like about guys. Yeah. A hundred percent. Like there's like, like, but she was like, I don't feel like that about guys. Like I look,

no women are different guys, but like, it's not like, like, Oh, he's hot. I want to go blow him. And that's what I'm saying.

It's a, it's in nature. What's up with women in nature are literally like the emotional connection. They, they want to be with guys are just like, I just, I want to reproduce. We're,

we're just, we're dogs. We're actually, it's in our, we just want to fuck. We got to eat. I'm cool with it. We're, we're want to reproduce. We're just, we're dogs. We're actually dogs. We just want to fuck. We got to eat. I'm cool with it. We're built to reproduce. Dogs have to eat.

That's why it's like the argument, you know, women have one egg. We have like 20 million sperm cells. If you guys could think about what your, your like ick with monogamy, or not monogamy, open relationship, what do you think it would be? Ick with not being able to cheat. It's just got to be. It's just dirty to be it's just dirty to me it's it's the possession thing for me just thinking of like somebody else is doing

what i'm supposed to do what if you're doing that too though with other other folk well that's cool right because that's what i'm supposed to do right bo bo said you know men are supposed to go out do whatever right the women stays home and dies for me. Yeah. Die for me. So in my head, it's what, why would that ever happen? I can do it, but you can't. I don't, in my head, I don't even.

How are we not coming at him for being sexist right now? We're coming at me. Well, he's, he's going to play it off for you. He's going satire. Yeah. He's going right over his head. So for me, I don't even know if two girls would play good with me

at some point. If you had two girlfriends? No, if Shorty's getting tag-teamed by me and a girl, I think I would get a little bit possessive over even that. Oh, no. I don't have that. But he also tries so hard

to not develop emotional connection and it happens every time yeah he's literally bad at the one thing he said he's never going to do

any girl I've ever dated could have gotten fucking DP'd by three girls and I still you guys know you know

all the shit that I've talked about my poor baby I still want to believe that that's out there and that's real the the love and connection. I'd be choking myself in the corner, Carter. With a paper plate he just wrote a song on. I'd be choking myself in the corner

just going to work. Would you? You've built yourself that way. You've built yourself that way. I've always appreciated that type of person versus the other type of person. It's a forceful build. He didn't want to be that way. It's a forceful build. Yeah.

He didn't want to be that way. He had to be that way. He was broken into it and he just, he scraped the pieces into this type of man. Please, please come back. I'll never allow myself to be that way. Look, I love where you're at now. Go ahead and knock me up, man. Knock him up, dude. Knock me up.

It's all right. I'll get you later. It's good though. It's for... I'm living the dream, dude. Knock him up, dude. Knock me up. It's all right. I'll get you later. It's good, though. It's for... I'm living the dream, dude. It's for the best. I think it's living the dream, but at the same time,

I don't want to live that dream forever. Right. To me. And I still want to hold out that there is a real love type... Oh, my God. I want to believe that's real. Such a fucking pussy.

There is, Bo, there is. Are you role playing his dad again? But it's not 24 seven. I know. Yeah. A hundred percent.

There is. Yes. But it's not. It's not what you think it is. No, I know. And I get that more. It's not a fucking movie.

I get that more now. I get that a hundred percent more now. No, Bo has been in the perfect relationship before. Yeah. And it's just going to be that every time from here on out. It's going to be it every time. He knows what he wants. He's only going to go for the good ones. And that every time from here on out. It's going to be it every time. He knows what he wants.

He's only going to go for the good ones. And it's going to be really good. It's going to be great. Forever. I'm different. That's the dream. That two-week relationship is going to be that high serotonin forever.

Right. Ever. And that's what love is. That is what love is. Right. Fuck you guys. Fuck all you guys. Just wait till she has

like an eye booger and she moves it but it just goes like the middle of her face and you gotta tell her it's still on her face you're speaking from experience right now

oh of course anytime a girl sleeps over that's what it's been you get to see them for who they are yeah you're living with someone 24-7

yeah get the fuck out of the room please that's right. He's been a terrible influence on me when it comes to women. Terrible influence. I know. He's living the dream, though.

I'm living the goddamn dream, dude. Carter, what's next? But Logan gets fucking amped up. So there was a TikTok trade going tiktok trend going around uh where girlfriends were asking their boyfriends if say a plane say they're on a plane flying to fiji together and all of a sudden the stewardess comes out and goes can anybody in here does anybody in here think they can fly a plane why does every single guy think that they would be able to land a plane can't be that hard video games 100 can't be that hard i used to have a setup for

airplane games i have like throttle control and steering everything i had two two things i'd play like dog fight games all the time and i feel like i could do it i think all those buttons are just for show i i mean, I would look around. I'd let anybody kind of come in. Oh, yeah, I have a phone. If nobody was like, hey. Anybody have any input? I'm like, if nobody knows, let me be in the position.

I'd rather control it. I don't want anybody else in here. I'll be the hero. You would rather be in control of your own fate. Yes. Than anybody else that doesn't know what the fuck they're doing. So true. 100%.

And Bo's going to say, no women come up here. No. Just men. If you have any input. No women allowed. She's like, I'm a certified 727 pilot. I got you. No, no, no, no.

I played Battlefield. Certified woman is just as bad as the worst guy. That's what Bo's thinking. For sure. Oh, I take this. I don't know if I would. I think if you put me in the plane, like obviously there's this part of it,

so I could do that part of it, right? I think that's all it is. You just press down a little bit. But I would need someone to tell me, okay, obviously I put on the headset. Yeah, of course. Both pilots committed suicide at the same time. They were in love.

They shot each other. They were in love. They put their heads together and they just screamed. Okay. I like that. Both their heads, right? Didn't go through the door though no the plane's fine yeah i hop on put it put on their headset and i'm like

okay i'm in control of the plane now i'm descending and like okay we want to do it just a little bit at a time they just walk me through it hey we have you know and then 300 miles you see you see 17 000 buttons to your left go to the third row drop Drop down 15. Okay. Go to cross seven. Now hit that button. And I was like, okay. I can follow directions. Exactly. Now my landers are out. I think I can do a direction free, dude.

Now my landers are out. I build furniture all the time. I think I can do it. I really do. I really do. Who knows, though? It wouldn't be clean landing. I think that's the worst part.

I think that's real. Somebody's getting hurt. I would go really slow, and I would try to find a body of water, and I would just fucking skid across it. Do you guys ever see that movie Greenland? Would you want to go water? I would go water all day. I would not want to go water.

I wouldn't want to go water. I would not want to go water. Imagine landing in an open ocean. I can swim. Fuck everybody else. Yeah, I can swim. Swim where? Well, like me?

You said you're going to Fiji. You're in the middle of the ocean. You're dead. You know how hard it would be to land a plane in Lake Mead? I'm not talking about the middle of the ocean. I mean, obviously. You said you're going to Fiji. You're in the middle of the ocean. You're dead. You know how hard it would be to land a plane in Lake Mead? I'm not talking about middle of the ocean. I could do it.

I'm not talking about middle of the ocean. I could do it. I could go around all the mountains. Also, if you could make it to Lake Mead, you could make it to McCarran.

Yeah, but I mean, if I don't know how to get the gears down, I'd rather land in water. That's what I'm saying. I would just look for the wheel button,

drop them down, and just fucking find the longest piece of land i could and just touch it there you go all right i think i could do it i think so too i think it's uh it's a man thing maybe but yeah i think i could do it i don't think i could do it but i would try yeah i mean that too but i'm gonna believe i could do it to the very end the plane's total total, for sure. I'm believing in myself. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not saying we're all going to be. But not, one person's living, at least one.

Yeah. And by that, I saved somebody's life. I hope it's me. I'm a hero. Well, you're going to pull up at the last second to save yourself. Yeah, right. That's exactly what I was thinking, too. Yeah, yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking.

Whoever's in the back, it's going to explode, and they're dead. Which they got, you know, the cheapest seats. The plane's going to fold in half, and then where I'm going to be is just going to be rolling. It's going to be like Titanic. And I'm going to be in the fucking, know, the cheapest seats. The plane's gonna fold in half and then where I'm gonna be is just gonna be rolling. It's gonna be like Titanic. And I'm gonna be in the fucking just like this. Yeah.

And that's okay. Everyone else could be falling out the back of it. Because nobody else wanted to take the responsibility of trying to save them. Somebody's gotta do it. I think I'd wait a little bit

to see if anybody was like, oh, I could do it. No, I'd wait and see like, obviously anybody who's like, yeah, I've flown planes. I'd judge him though. If it looked like a fucking schmuck, I'm like, dude, there's no shot.

I'm going to follow him in there and see if he knows what the fuck I'm talking about. He needs a co-pilot. Yeah, he needs a co-pilot. He just gets there and gets Loganized, and he's just looking around, scared. I'm like, all right, dude, give me this. I'm not scared. I'm just attentive, dude. Let me handle it.

Which I saw that girl you guys were talking about at the gym with crazy eyes. Holy fuck, they're so bad. He made eye contact as you walked by. Like, oh, my. Everybody made eye contact with her. You think she's about to die. They're out of her head. It looks like, you know, like the people who could pop their eyeballs out?

Yeah. Steve Buscemi? Pretty much. But just all the time. You know what I'm talking about? Where they could like fucking pop their eyeballs out of their head? It's like just like the second, second before they actually come out. Yeah.

That's where they're at at all times. No forehead lines. Eyebrows aren't raised. She's just really trying to push her vision to look through shit. And she's such a bitch. Is she? Such a bitch, dude. She's not very cute to me.

Duh. If you guys saw this person, it's like... It's not even fucking... She's probably really nice, though. No, she's not. She's probably really nice. I just said she's not even fucking... She's probably really nice, though. No, she's not. She's probably really nice. I just said she's not. Carter!

I just thought about it, looking at you in the eyes, and I was like, okay, I saw her today. Had to bring it up. I know exactly who you guys are talking about now. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Literally crazy eyes is what it looks like. It's like she has something to say to you at all times.

It's like she just watched somebody get murdered, and she turned around, and you're the first face she sees. You okay? Yeah. Terrifying. All right. Did you guys see this stuff about the Island Boys? How they're gay now?

Well, I don't know if they're gay, but. I've heard that they were like blowing each other. That's what I heard. Are they blowing each other? So it started out with a video. That's not gay, remember? It started out with a video of them like making out. each other so it started out with that's not gay remember it started out with a video of them like making out and they were like oh it's not weird we're twins like brothers kiss all the time naked and then now they have an only fans together where they like they do everything like to like with each other so like what like i don't know but

sex with each other no they don't sword fight sword yeah no they don't i know i saw that video they were like you saw it no you know how people you know people will do like the they'll put like an instagram comment like they'll like patch it into their video and it said like when's the sword fighting video coming oh stitching yeah stitching yeah they're like they're like this one's coming up next and they're like standing next to each other something like that i just remember seeing something of them just like holding their bowls to their underwear like side by side yeah i was like that's even a little bit much only because your brothers i think is the problem. But wait. There's more? This is what I was getting at.

Here we go. Identical twins technically have the same exact genes, right? So is it incest? Is it that? Or is it just asexual? Is it just asexual? It's having sex with yourself, and we would do that. I would fuck this shit out of myself.

We've all said we've had sex with each other. That's a very good point, Carter. It's an extremely good point. Is it actually that weird? Fair play, innocent. There you go. If you guys had a twin. Identical, exactly the same.

No, I would never. Absolutely not, man. But it's you. You look the exact same. I know it's me. But it's not me. Nobody's as cool as me. Even if it's a twin. Doesn't matter. Logan's thinking really hard.

I'm just trying to think. I'm just trying to wrap my head around the whole idea. Logan is big on being able to have sex with himself if it was possible. Just sex at all. Logan wants all of it. It's not true. You're drooling. It's a of it. It's not true. You're drooling. It's a different thing.

I saw one video of him saying like, no, dude, like I'm a top. I'm a top only. Top only. I was like, probably not, right? Your brother's got to get mad at least one point. He's got to trap him. Well, neither of them are big. It's a coin toss. Who's got to trap them well neither of them are big does that mean you gotta use you gotta use a coin toss who's gonna win the fight i don't know you guys haven't heard anything about

that no i don't pay attention i've been seeing it a little bit i didn't even know they were still a thing they're not they were like popular for a week. No, this made them a thing again. Oh, so it's a business move. They're smart as shit. They're probably making so much money off of it too. Maybe I gotta send Matt a text. Can you imagine? I'd be blown out of the fucking water.

Jesus, man. I can't do that. You have to be the top. He's like, he could not be the bottom. Yeah. You have to be, he's got a really bad,

but too, it's like, I don't even think I want to be the top. Whatever, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.

He's got a hog, dude. I didn't, I didn't get it. I had to order mine and it's coming in over the course of a couple birthdays installations yep lay away yeah 26 can be a big one yeah yeah it's coming up all right uh go ahead uh i want you guys to tell about your the time you had like a super long day and you were just annoyed and you just wanted to say f it like what did you do it's not a

hedonistic day like we've talked about in the past but like you get home from work or whatever a sale and you lost a couple sales that's like every day in ohio yeah and you got home what are you doing are you just gonna get drunk are you gonna smoke a pack are you gonna go to sleep you want me to tell you a day in ohio yeah that was my day every day in ohio we would uh we'd get off we'd call we'd say you know what fuck this about let's go to jets six or seven o'clock let's go to jets nah probably closer to five o'clock like we were like really trying to make an effort to about

4, 4 to 5 the last hour was bullshit man to be honest with you it was a lot of bullshit so then we would go to the gas station get a big thing

of like fucking something smear enough but in a can yeah so it's like 8, 10%

drink the whole thing you're just like fuck this is this is good this is good now this day's worth it i'll go work for like another 15 minutes i'm gonna be like yeah fuck it let's go get pizza let me go get pizza and we go home and then i would smoke spliff grinded who? Were you smoking cigs at this point? Spliffs. You weren't. No, I was just grinding them for them. It was tobacco and weed.

And you just fucking hit that. You're like, oh, man, I'm high. I'm double high right now. And then you just hit that a couple times. Go fishing a little bit sometimes. I fished every day. But, yeah. Masturbating in the bathroom?

Masturbating in the bathroom. Wait. Oh, God is fucking ass. Oh, I knew it. No, I was in the morning. He was always... Never at night. He'd always sleep in until like 12, and I'm up at 8. I was in 12-way meetings at 10.

I would sleep until 9.55. We'd be out the door in two minutes. I was up at 8, and I was just like, okay, now what? The only reason you were up is because you had to get your nut out the house is closed everyone's asleep disgusting pig I didn't come in Ohio though

no yeah you just edged I should have fucking put it everywhere I should have put it on the seat so you could sit in it I didn't come in Ohio though you're an idiot. How about you guys? I don't know, dude. I've never had, like, a god-awful day where I was like,

fuck, this shit is so bad. I've had some, like, ones that I didn't have fun at. I've had some fucked up days. I've had some days where I lost fucking 15 grand in a day. I'm just like, oh, fuck. Now what? Fuck. I just go get...

I know, I've worked at a club my whole life, so it's like... Literally. I can't have that bad of a day. Bo's made pizzas, moved furniture, and then worked for a billion dollars six months out of the year. I can't relate to that.

I would say drinking's up there for sure. I'd say masturbating's up there for sure. Really? You get all that with some seed?

100%. Yeah. 100%. I did jerk off in that thing too. Yeah. I've got to be in a good mood

to masturbate for me. No. If I'm mad, I don't want to do it. I could be mad. I don't want to do it. I've got to be fucking bummed out. Yeah. Because all I'm doing is i'm shitting on on whatever i'm

watching like oh my god this bitch is really talking this much you got a surge can't she just shut up oh great here's his butthole we got to look at this i can't do it. I got to be in a good mood. I got to want to come. So that's out for me. I've never been like a get home from work. I got to get a beer. I got to get a drink. Right. Never been like that. Right.

My life's never been that bad. But now. I've never drank by myself. I'm not going to lie. Now I'm in the car getting home from work and I'm like. I'll light one. Light one up. Light one up for the ride home. Why not?

I worked hard today. Right. I deserve this. Well, and it the ride home. Why not? I worked hard today. Right. I deserve this. Well, and it's nice too because you, at least club wise, when you're at the club, you can't smoke.

Yeah. Right. So you have at least a six to eight hour gap that you get that fresh first nicotine hit of the day when you get in your car. Going nuts. Mm-hmm. I wait till I get on the freeway. Do you?

Yeah. With the wind. Because you don't have to steer. I dash in self-drive and I'm kicked back harder on the freeway. Do you? Yeah. Because you don't have to steer. That shit is self-driving. And I'm kicked back harder. Oh, man, it's so good. I never in my life would have ever thought I would smoke in general. Yeah, neither did I, dude, until I fucking hung out with you.

And then now I go on my way home every night. I go get energy drinks for the next day so I can wake up and just crack one open and start going to work. So I wake up in the morning, like 8 or 9 a.m. I go outside and look at the sky. Cigarette for breakfast. Cigarette and a fucking Celsius. Life is fucking good. I'm just like, man, I never saw it going this way.

Dude, I drove to golf literally on Wednesday. Nitro cold brew, dude. I sipped half of it and then I just lit one up and it was, I've never felt better in my life. That's what fucking. Never felt better in my life. Otis Reddick said cigarettes and coffee, dude. It was amazing.

Oh man. I don't like coffee that much. I gotta get into it. Coffee's so good. It's like you just feel like, cause you know the feeling of being a cigarette, like you're relaxed and you're high, but then at the same time you're like, heart's going. So you're like, I'm alert, like i'm alert but i'm like i don't know whenever i got a cigarette i'm trying to put my tea in the fucking ground and sometimes i'm like trying to yeah imagine being like locked in at the same time yeah that's what it is

damn so you so you like because when i was in high school i was like fuck that looks so cool no never, never. I hated it. I thought it looked the coolest thing in the entire world. Who was smoking when you were in high school? Just like anybody in high school? Nobody I knew. Just like pictures. Yeah, yeah.

Movies. Like the rock and roll life. I was like, that shit looks so dope. Like the old, like the 60s photos of people smoking. That looked cool. But I'm like, yeah, for a prop, that looked cool. But I'm like, yeah, like for a prop,

that looks cool. But I'm like a fucking, I'm the beacon of life. Yeah, exactly. I'll never do that. I always had it in me. I was like,

and then, and then I started going to, to like shows. Like I started going like live music and shit. And I was like, that looks kind of fun. And then I started skating. And then that's where I started smoking

like the first couple of times. And then after that skating, and then that's where I started smoking, like, the first couple times. And then after that, it was over. Who gave you your first one? Do you remember? It was either Troy, Alyssa, or your brother. Probably your brother, dude. I don't know. I think you started hitting mad up

once you were already on it. Yeah. I don't remember when I started with you guys, because I was so against it growing up. My whole family my whole family smoked i'm like i'll never do that it's so fucking stupid and then i still don't i smoke a couple times a week i smoked one time at a club i was fucked up my friend like came back from the bathroom with the i'm like dude what are you doing he's like dude you just have to try it. I'm like, dude, I'm not doing that. He's like, just try it. And I tried. I'm like, holy shit. This is crazy. I like light up another one.

And so I, but then I didn't do it again. But I, that's when I got into vaping a little bit. One of those comedians said, what do they put in cocaine? Cigarettes? Yeah. Well, like the first couple of weeks when we were golfing i had never gotten like the head high and you didn't like it well you weren't you weren't inhaling i didn't i thought i was yeah i think it was just because i'd take like one and then like kind of give it back well you went into

it you you're big on the mindset so you're like oh this is gonna suck so you would do it a little bit wow this sucks well i started and then you finally came around and just gave it a shot. I started smoking like cigars, right, where I would just like puff in my mouth. Yeah, and you just tasted it. Because you guys were like, oh my God, he touched it. You know, because that's how I've always been. And the first time that shit hit me like a truck.

Yeah, you're like, what the... Dude, my T was like 45 degree angle. I was like, what the fuck is going on right now? Next hole, I was like, yo, I need it. I need it now. And now it's like. Look where he's come, man. But I still, I will not buy my own pack.

I won't buy my own shit. Yeah, me neither. Me neither. Those are the exact words I said. Me neither, man. Look, I'm riding strong. Me neither. Never. I'll never I said. Me neither, man. Look, I'm riding strong. Me neither. Never.

I'll never do it. We're cool and still. I'll never do it. Only way I'll, you know, need to do that is if Logan dies. Mm-hmm. I've got some news. That's true. That's true.

You got cancer? Yeah. I could see you getting cancer, actually, pretty young. No. No, I can't. But, like, I feel like you won cancer actually pretty young. No. No, I can't go back. But like, I feel like you won't die from it. You'll just have cancer for like 30 years.

Because you don't care. You don't care that you have cancer. I don't have cancer in my family. I got heart disease. And what I do is perfect for that. No one's ever got cancer. That's good. We're just not like that. Doc again. I don't know if one's ever got cancer. That's good. We're just not like that. Doc again.

I don't know if my family's got cancer. We just don't have it. Only... We got schizophrenia. That fits. That's fun though. That's fun for sure. You can play with that one.

It's like we talked about cigarettes for like 20 minutes. We really like them too much. It's like we talked about cigarettes for like 20 minutes. We really like them too much. It's not okay. It really... If you smoke, comment, tell us what your favorite pack is. Mine's American Spirits. I really think it started to just hang out with you guys a little bit longer. Yeah, that's literally what it is.

Actually, I think that's what it was. Because you guys are smoking. It's like, well, I'm not going to just leave because you guys are smoking. I'm not going to be a loser. Buzz killed the whole mood. Give me one. I'll try it. I'll try it.

Try everything a couple times. Yep. Now I keep trying them. They're kind of fun sometimes. They're pretty sweet. Yeah. The first time it touches my mouth, my whole head, it feels like it gets vacuum sucked. I don't know how to describe it.

My whole face gets weird. Kids, if you're thinking about trying cigarettes. Don't do it. Fuck that shit. Do it. Do that shit. Do it when you're young. Start younger.

Yes. Start younger. 13, 14. I read a study. There's no tie to smoking and health defects under 25. Under 25? I thought it was 30.

I heard 25 last, so maybe it's 30. I heard 45. I'll stop at 30. 30 is cool. You are 30. 30 plus. 30 gives me 5 more years. Are you 30 this year? 29. I'm getting a better voice. yeah fuck 30 plus 30 gives me 5 more years easy

are you 30 this year 29 oh fuck I'm getting better better voice that's all I'm using it for yeah

that's not because I love it yeah me too just gives me more bass more bass that's all I need big time you know

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