Who Knows? Who Cares. - The Return.

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

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That's how you don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's good. Don't lie. Yeah. Wait a second. You're a bitch. I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't.

You know what those said? Here we. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. and we're back and we're back we're here it feels so good does it it feels really good huh like we never left dang dude it feels so great to be here i like it like it like so good like i would not want to be anywhere else right now car no this is how our last episode went to with bo being a fucking debby

i don't remember our last episode if you guys want to know where we've been it's because bo's been a piece of shit that's not true at all that is definitely not true i'm not the reason this has not been going on it's sounding like it i am the reason that our our patron account is still going a little bit yeah i am the reason for that i think it's a lot go to your head man i did it it went to my head relax okay all right it's a team effort no you're right yeah some of us were blessed anyways we have valid excuses for why we've been gone for so long every week there's something there's been a lot of things going on in our lives especially logan's so much cancer but it's just been a rough time in our lives so we're just trying to get everything together but we are happy

to be here. Happy to be here. And we're trying to make this more consistently a thing. That's way too soon to say. Well, this is the first one in a long time. So we'll just start there and be like, hey, whatever you get you get. When I say more consistently, I mean. It's a huge publicity stunt to get you guys to miss us.

Yeah. And now we're going to come back. See who our real followers are, our real fans are. So he's sticking around. We promise it won't be eight months, but it definitely won't be next week. There's no promises there either. There's no promises of either of those options, but... I'll be here next week by myself.

Exactly. I think more so, like you were saying, it's a test of loyalty. It's a... This had to be done. Like a cult leader thing. It had to be done. Where it's like, who's the real followers? Because we're taking you with us to the next planet.

I think the issue was, you know, we were just burning out. We were doing them a lot. And we just weren't getting enough love. Yeah, that's true. More love. Yeah. You know, more subscribers. How many messages do you have?

hundreds if you have sent us a message on patreon i've seen them but i just couldn't respond to you because i did not know when we were going to be back it would be it would be a full-time job to respond to me like actually i'm not kidding yeah yeah like the first three months were the worst i ran a linkedin before and or uh what is it called indeed and that's uh it's no different yeah it's terrible i just i didn't want to lie to you guys so i just you know thought it was better left no you're good dude i get yeah but i mean i saw them all i sent a lot of screenshots to these three and i rarely got responses from them but yeah i mean there's a lot going on dude every week was just like a new crisis i just got done fighting the wildfires in l.a and it was fucking a lot

dude we would have been on last week if that didn't happen yeah that is true yeah that the week before it was i am a fireman volunteer volunteer firefighter you can tell by the mustache is like i keep a full beard but we got to have the safety mass and stuff like yeah you He's got a suction, yeah. Yeah, I feel it. Paul Carter, where are we at? We did get a question last week. Yeah, or we did?

Yeah, we did. Yeah. It's crazy. Did you send me your stuff, Andrew? I didn't see. I'm sorry. I'll do it right now. Let's start out with your stuff.

But real quick, give one life update from the past seven months. Is anything new? Isn't it so sad that I have nothing that comes in my mind? One life update. come up something huh oh no I'm not a liar

don't lie honestly I don't know I've just been honestly doing nothing for a while like I said I'm not the reason that this hasn't been going on

hard are these don't look as good now that I'm just working I don't know if I want to talk about all these all my family are having kids right now which is cool you know I created a foundation

for like one and two a lot here I created a foundation for anti-domestic terrorism anti-domestic terrorism. I'm not pro-domestic terrorism. ADT. Yeah, anymore.

So me and ADP are currently in talks of who's going to claim that that three-letter agency, but that's something I've been working on really hard every week. We're fighting battles you guys will never know. And I don't ask for any praise, I'm not a hero. But like, well, you file all the fire.

Yeah, I'm not a hero, though, but, you know, you guys would say that. That's fine. Andrew? I got a garage gym. Bo and I are going to start horn out. Yeah, I'm going to start just rep in 225 on that. Yeah. We're thinking, no, don't, don't, you know, come on.

I'm really going to do this thing, though. We're going to, I'm going to sell Bo's body. I definitely need to utilize my best feature that is my body, for sure. And I have it. I need to sell out. I might blur your face. Yeah. You could blur my.

my eyes because they're a little yeah i don't i don't know if they're too far or too close but they make it somewhere yeah so blur those out maybe i just wear sunglasses oh put one of those like sleep masks on think about it maybe i just wear sunglasses you like it like a gi joe yeah type of yeah idiot um he's just hating on you dude don't that's okay no yeah that's the that's update my life i got a home gym um we're gonna start pushing out some slutty content for you guys all around that would be really good for the show i know yeah well you can check out our instagram story that we just posted. Yeah.

I'm sorry. You guys won't be able to see it because this will be put out a week later. That is true. That's true. What's the Instagram? Uh, WKWC at podcast or not at, WKWC podcast. Andrew's drunk.

I know. Yeah, I'm feeling good. All right. Let's start us off. Here we go. Uh, do you guys consider yourselves morally superior to Roman emperes that had orgies,

stole people's wives, did all those crazy things. You guys think if you were putting their shoes. I'll go first. You might have a good answer now. I am superior morally, yes, but I am jealous of what they had. I am not superior morally by choice. If I was put in the shoes of Caligula, I can't say I wouldn't be doing the exact same shit. So, little backstory, Caligula made two yachts in Roman times.

Logan's been big on history lately. Two giant. So any history question that you ask. Okay, go ahead. He's very excited right now. Giant boats. Okay. That could fit palaces on top of the boats, and they were just his orgy boats.

So he'd just get fucking all the people. Something else that used to happen in Roman times. When, like, the Roman emperor would come through your village, and he saw a gorgeous, you know, 16-year-old girl. A gorgeous. Or boy. Yeah. 16-year-old girl. You got to give them up.

Young, hot, cute, something. They didn't care which way it was. They were now for Rome. So it's like, you're for Rome. And now get in the back of the boat, the orgy boat. Imagine being her father and just being like, yeah, take her, please. You're for Rome. So given all that power from birth.

Yeah, I didn't know we were doing like shoe swap. I don't think I would. Who do you say absolute power corrupts, absolutely? I don't know if I'd be that much better. I think I would be. No, you 100% would not be. You would be bad. I wouldn't be a good king.

Logan would be like the fat, like huge king that's just eating everything, killing women that give him girls type of thing. It'd be bad. Logan would be gluttonous is what they would say, I think. I'd be gluttonous. Yeah. He'd be getting his. I'd begin mine.

Yeah. I would. I think you would too. Yeah. But I think you'd have a name that everybody would know. Like, oh my God, that is. Like Caesar. It's the biggest sex monster ever.

Yeah. You'd be like the Hitler of sex, I think, back in your day. That was Caligula. No one's topping that guy. I want to say that I'm morally superior. I think, yeah, you would be boring. I want to say, like, if I was put in that position, I would probably do some shitty things for sure.

Yeah. But I would grow to the point where I'd be like, okay, this is wrong. I can't do this anymore. My thought, though, is like you at 12 years old inheriting all the power of the world? That's the issue at hand. It's like, okay, would I be any different if I was grown up in that way where all this stuff was just available to me,

like would I... I feel like Bo thinks of himself more as like he was a gladiator. Right. And he was just so good at being a gladiator. I promise you, even as a kid, I feel like I was always like morally in a way.

Marcus Aurelius. Where like I always... Bo thinks he's Achilles. I could have been Achilles for sure. Bo was Achilles. No, I just always had this like moral obligation to do the right thing, even when I was a kid.

You've never had power with no consequences. I truly believe you can give me all the power in the world and I would not abuse it. I wouldn't. I don't think I would abuse it You don't deserve power then Yeah I don't think I'd abuse it

What's the point of having power If you're not going to use it? Knowing that I have the power And that that makes me stronger That I'm not using it If I was 12 and got a kingdom I'm knocking every like 30 year old Hell no

Down For sure 30 was old back then Yeah I like him like that I like him older Logan's disappointed me But it's true No I'm just saying

I think you're being honest. It's like such a waste of resources to him. God damn it. Use what you're like, use what you have. Logan's got a new definition for like old soul, you know? He wants to go back to these times.

Yeah, Logan wants to utilize all that's given to him. Not even just like Johnny Cash, he wants to have orgy votes. If he could go back and like utilize his like persuasion. Like the way he could talk to people, he would be like the king's gesture that like, this guy's fucking dope. I would win over.

Oh, everybody. Yeah, I would. Yeah. Sex Hitler, I'm telling you. You don't even have to go that far back. If you could just go back like 100 years and start a cult. Oh, my God. Logan would be a cold for sure.

I would be the new Joe Smith. I think I could start a cult for sure. I don't think you could start a cult. You're not likable enough. That's so untrue. You're likable, but not in like the way of like, I want to follow this man. Logan is likable like the leader of me. I want to follow this guy.

I'm so good in manipulating. It's crazy. That's not the point. It is. That's how you create a cult. You manipulate people into believing what you want. But it's like, it's like desirable, you know? Thank you.

You're not like a manipulative, like I want to be like you. It's like. I bully you into it to where you want to do it. Dude, I think you'd be a great cold leader. I think so, too. I really do. I really do. I think he'd be so good.

I do. If you join my cults, I'm just being honest. I'll make you the best cult leader ever. Bo's jealous, man. All right. All right. This is a little old, but since we were gone for so long, what's your guys' favorite theory on, like, all this drone stuff going on? Like the military stuff?

Or what do you think is actually happening? Is it from this planet? Is it not? What do you guys go first? I don't know. There's so much that goes on. I'm alien-pilled, so. I'm at the point in my life where I question everything.

I'm like, what's going on. So, and I see, I don't know what it is now. I feel like everything I run into. on social media is like a what's the word I forgot it earlier we were talking about it conspiracy theory so it's like I'm hearing things like

obviously the government probably has technology that's way far beyond that we even know of so it's like I've seen people talking about it's like Project 20 Bluebird or something or Blue Beam where it's like okay the government's going to have this crazy technology they're going to make it look like aliens are invading to have a one world government

which I'm like maybe that that's possible, I don't know. I don't know. I've been on a weird, like, growing closer to God kick. And so now I'm like, I don't know if I believe in aliens anymore. I don't know. Okay. But that's weird.

I think aliens are for sure real. If the drone shit's aliens are not, that's a big what-if. You know, big question mark for me. But there's no question in my heart that aliens are real. And that's fair. Zero. I've watched a lot of documentaries. And I call them documentaries.

It's a loose term. It's a loose term, but I'm fully bought in. I'm back and forth on it. I feel like at the same time, we would have had like an actual encounter, not like, you know, a light that just disappears in the sky type of shit. Well, supposedly the government has,

and there's been, and again, this is like a government conspiracy theory where it's like maybe they're just releasing this information to disguise what's, really going on but like there's like literally been government um like where they meet and they talk about hey like this shit's real like we have alien technology like we've encountered aliens so what you what you said of like we would have had an actual thing there's been actually well i didn't get to finish bow just kind of you know that's true he fucking jumped on

i just waiting for my turn again well you just be a shitty cold leader he dug he dog piled your yeah 100% i was just going to say there's 100% been like real like encounters It's insane that it's not talked about more I think it would terrify the world That's what it is Yeah, it would go into a panic Where it's like, okay, if there's superiority in the sky And we're not the superior thing

It's like who's going to listen to us now If we don't even really run the show It doesn't matter what our government says If somebody else just tells our government what to do Exactly But the other half of why I think it's possible He jumped on your words Yeah, I won't let it happen again

I'm sure you guys have heard of the theory that civilizations get so advanced and then the world ends and you have to restart. I think that's true and I think that's where we're headed with AI. That's why I think like, okay, maybe aliens have wiped us out before and now we're at this point in the rebuild. And so it's only a moment, you know, a matter of time until they come back and fuck us up again and then we restart again. That's like the other half of... I don't know. I don't know if it would be aliens killing us out.

I can't even... The thing is, like, all the shit I've watched. I feel like we fuck aliens over, and then they're obviously more advanced. I would agree. And then they kill us. I feel like... If you're...

Go ahead. Everything that everyone said... Is that they don't know what it is. They're like, it could be us from the future. It could be... Like an interstellar thing. Could be... They say like interdimensional beings,

where it's like it does it's not even in our grasp i kind of believe that stuff more now but like that's the thing is like they're like we don't know what they are but there's definitely shit like things that can't be explained that we see that's going on we've got videos of or photos of that we cannot explain well like your brother had that situation one time yeah and like it's weird like i'm sure it happens all the time that was like we don't hear about it so i talked to you guys about that and then it was on the news like a week later these people that are like yo we saw these green creatures like didn't people come by the police station and like take all the shit no they called so like these people were calling oh like i were seeing these green orbs falling from

the sky these 12 foot green creatures and like so they got the first call they like dude this guy's insane obviously on drugs and then like they just got like multiple calls in the same area it described me the exact same thing so there's the first guy that reported to the scene i never like followed up with him about this literally his body cam footage shows like a green orb. I guess one of the guys filmed it from his phone because they knew

they were going to take the body camp footage. So they filmed it from his phone to see it. That's a good cop. And they saw this green orb falling,

like it was just like a green light falling from the sky. And so supposedly that agent or like, or that cop disappeared for like, I don't know,

I don't know if he ever came back. I never asked him about this. But like he disappeared. Some guys in like suit showed up and like, hey, we'll take over from here. And I want to just touch real quick on how.

Which is insane. proud I am of you for saying supposedly with the dean. I know, yeah. I've been working on that a lot. I literally actively have to remind myself. But yeah, literally my, I don't want to say, somebody was telling me the story like a week prior and then it became like mainstream news that was going on. And that guy's dead now.

And everything lined up. So, I mean, obviously, you know, who knows, maybe it's a prank or whatever's going on. So maybe two, three weeks ago, air traffic controllers over Portland or, what's the other city, Seattle. It's one of the two. Portland or Seattle, one of those. There are a bunch of like commercial jets flying in. And the first call is like...

Yeah, the first one's like, hey, I'm seeing like four or five planes like flying around erratically up here. Like you guys like you guys have eyes on this? Like no, we don't see anything. They're flying like crazy. Like they're all over the place. One of them's flying like way out and way back. Then the next guy calls and then the next guy

calls and then that and they're like, yeah, no. He's like, are these UFOs out here? Yeah, like we guess we got UFOs And one of the guys took a photo Of it and sent it to the controller The air traffic controller He's like, can you show me like what they look like? Sends a photo

It gets posted on YouTube And then the next day I go to rewatch the video Yeah, he said it to me, he's taken down But I was just like The audio was reposted somewhere else But the one with the photo's gone And it's literally like This guy was describing like these red orbs

Going from out of space All the way down to the floor Back up and then flying out past the ocean Like past him and then all the way back. And it's just like, it's just insane that we live in a world where, what is this?

These things happen. We see these things. It's known that's like weird shit is going on, but like nothing changes. Yeah, doesn't change your day. Like it doesn't change your day. I'm still going out

on doing the normal things that I need to do. I think until you're going to work. Like involved personally, it doesn't feel real. Right. Because I mean, we've heard aliens our whole life. That is fair.

Yeah. So until like, Like, you're that guy with your phone out, and you're like, holy shit. Like, this is crazy. This is insane. I'm seeing it for myself. It's another movie, you know. And that's another crazy thing.

I could go about aliens all day, so we should move on. We should get like it. Because we were talking about AI, right? Or we were talking about drones. I'll go. Because I wasn't really paying attention when, like, what was it a month ago when they were talking about the drones in the sky or like whatever those were? I was not.

Really the only weird thing about them from what I've gathered is that. that they weren't really admitting any sort of heat signature, like a typical drone, like even an electric drone or obviously something that's powered by some sort of jet fuel. Like obviously that's going to produce heat. But like the drones that they were seeing, they were producing no heat signature. The only thing.

That was really the only thing. That is kind of weird. Because I saw Trump talking about it, like, there's drones. I don't know what's going on either. And then I never heard anything about it after that. He said, we know, like, trust me. Yeah, he know where there are, what was going on, but I can't tell you, yeah, we know, but... We know something, but the big thing, I guess, was, like, they were going out towards the ocean and then coming back.

Like, like, the... Isn't that another conspiracy theory that, like, aliens come from the ocean? Yeah, I guys, don't even get me fucking going. If you guys want to have an alien podcast, we could do our whole, a whole alien podcast. I don't think anybody wants to hear about aliens. Not today. I do think AI is going to be the end of our, like, civilization. I think so, yeah.

we know it. All right, we'll move to something a little different. Do you guys think you could win the Masters if you started 150 yards out? Andrew's original question said from the green. Obviously, you could fucking win if you're starting on the green. I don't think so. Stupid.

The green is nuts. It's going to be for this point from the green. Even if you three putt every single. You would probably put half your putts off the green, Carter. Yeah. Their greens are insane. Yeah, they're like perfect, and they play them all the time. But 150, if you gave me a year of like, hey, you have a year to literally lock in practice and just this is my life.

I'm getting prepared for the Masters from 150 out. I'm taking my peege every day. I'm hitting a thousand strokes. Make a wish kid bow playing from 150. Right now, no way. I really genuinely think if you gave me five months and like that's all I had to do for the next five months. I could. Yeah, like, you gave me a training, like, okay, I know I'm 150 out.

I'm all I'm doing. I hit one club and then putt. Yes. I think I could do it. 100%. I don't think you. You give me five months of one club, done. I mean, we're not talking, you know, give me a year to prep on.

No, if it's right now, if it's right now and you're like, throw in, hell no. Because I'm hitting my first shot. Okay. One of yards to the right. What about from the green then? You think you could. Yes. Yeah.

No question. Lag putts. Easy. Yeah. I feel like the green is way too easy. Maybe 50 yards out. Let me hold that. I don't know, dude.

It seems tough. Some of those greens have like 80, 90 foot putts. The thing with golf is, it's like, okay, you're 150 out. Imagine all these holes that have water, sand, whatever it is. You hit one bad shot. Now you're hitting three, chipping up. We're not talking 1B1. We're talking the whole master.

That's what I'm saying. It'd be so easy to lose a hole and hit fucking triple pokey from 150 out. And then you're like, all right, well, I can't win now. Right. So, yeah, there's no way. I don't think $1.50 is even close to possible. I could do it. Yeah.

And Logan's saying fucking five months and you're saying a year you could compete. I think I would need at least a little while to like really hone in. One club. Bro, people that playing the Masters are playing every day. That's all they do. They wake up. They go fucking hit hundreds of balls. Then they take a break.

They go eat lunch. They train a little bit. And then they go hit more balls. Then they're chipping. Then they're putting. That's all they do. Right, and you guys play a couple times a week and think you could play for five months and be there. They've done this for 25 years.

Yes, but I would never, I would go to the range and I wouldn't have any other club but my pee wedge. That's it. And my sand wedge and my lock wedge. And I would just putt. That's all I would do. I would just practice my pee wedge over and over and over. I play with these guys a couple of times over the last month. I don't think we're doing it.

150, I would agree, would be hard from the greens. I don't think 150 is possible. Yeah, 150 would probably be very hard. From the greens is too easy. I don't care who, yeah. The thing is, I played from, I played a 7,200-yard par course. My driver was going great that day,

but my 5-iron, I was playing for 215. I didn't miss the green one time. Not once. That's one round. No, it's not, it's just one round, exactly. You got to have that round. But I can have that round. So it's like, I know I can.

But it's also the like, hey, I'm at the Masters. Yeah, it's a whole different thing. But if you just give me one club to train on, you're going up to your 150 mark, shaking out your fucking boots. I would say, what? 60 degree in putter.

Whatever that's in from, 50 yards. I'd rather take my peeve. The only argument I see is, like, making it up huge on par fives. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, because you're guaranteed, like, eagle on a par five, I think. You could get two eagles.

After, like, the first probably five holes, you could probably get speed down. Actually, the more I think about it, no, there's no shot. Not from 150. The courses they play are outrageous. Like, the courses we play are easy. From 150, I think I agree. Kind of insane.

150 would be very hard. Like, there's plenty of tour players. Like, I've seen all the reels where they talk about, hey, what could somebody that shoots in the 80s, like a 10 handicapped shoot on this course? They're like, oh, they wouldn't even break 100 on this course. Right. The courses are fucking insane.

But that counts for. drives as well right so it's like drives are typically the hardest part of the course the best driver in the world gets it in in play 66% of the time it's crazy so if you're 150 out and that's it's always 150 I think if you had a year or six months or whatever of just hitting one club you would have some training time it would be like competitive we're not talking training time you'd make it to the third day talking current game no make it to the third day I think so too current game no Definitely not. Me right now, I'd make it to the third day from 150 yards out.

There's no question. I'd put so much money on that. I don't know. You're insane. It's a lot. There's no question. We're not playing Muni, man. We're not playing Muni here.

But it's the same shot every time. That's the difference. It's the same. It's the same shot until you see that there's a green where it's like, okay, I have to land it here. If I land it over here, the ball's going to roll all the way down into this room. If you have 100% flat green, sure, it's the same shot. It's, dude, their greens are out.

That's like one, that's like one or two holes, though. Is it? No. Yes. The ball is not rolling off, off the green into a ravine. There was only, every single hole. There was only one tournament where they had the turtle head fucking putters or the turtle head fucking greens that the ball fell off every time.

Yeah. That's like one place. I think it's Pinehurst. And it might not be. It's not every single hole that has that. I see 150 is impossible. Well, you're just bad at golf. So there's, like, you're out of the question.

Not anymore. You're easily the worst one in this. room. You're out of the question. You're not, there's no chance. If we take my last three games, I'm not the worst one in this room. Your irons are bad. Your driver was great.

Your irons are bad. Sometimes. His drivers are pretty decent. His driver's gotten so good. Irons are not as nice strongest. But your irons are not your strong suit. So your 150 out is not going to be your bread and butter. I don't think it's possible for he is.

My putter is kind of nice. My peege is in the last three rounds. Yeah. Yes. Well, that's when I start taking serious. Okay, that's fair. But, and then, you know, if I have a caddy that's telling me, hey, this is the read, this is where you want to put it, and then maybe, you play. That's another big piece.

That's huge. I play with those old guys, dude, at Los Prados. That's so huge. No, my putting has so much better because I'm like, what's the line here? And I have it like two feet out to the left. He's like, yeah, I would just take it right to the right side of the pin. I'm like, okay, yeah, that's where I was thinking too, actually. And literally, I just hit it and it's like, okay, that's the perfect line.

Right. So it's like if I had somebody telling me Hey, this is where you need to put the ball Then maybe to that What if I'm your caddy though? No, I'd have a professional caddy So that's also a good point I'm kind of nice at caddy

Because that's huge It completely changes the game Imagine like we're sitting here Trying to read a put But you have a guy That his literal job is to know The slopes of the green So I don't know

I think 150s still know I don't think so Be close Be close All right Someone breaks in your guys' house Why you guys are shitting Are you wiping first?

Oh my God, that's such a good question That is a great question That is such a good question Someone breaks into your house And like I'm fully aware That somebody is breaking in it up And I'm butt naked running for my gun Yeah, same sure

I hear a window shatter So you know it's a break in at that point I think I'm getting one wipe in For sure I think I get one quick wipe And I'm gone You're on your phone, for sure. I take fiber, so I don't even really need to wipe.

I take a lot of fiber. I've got a very clean ass. So reality, I, wipes 90% of the time are just, like, for charity. Even if I'm peeing out of my ass, I'm not wiping. Really? Yeah. Just throwing away the whatever. I could have shit my pants and I'm not wiping.

See, me, I'm thinking, I need to be, if I'm going to defend my home, I need to be in, like, the best state in order for me to do that. Your takes are getting really bad right now. And if I have shit on my ass, I'm not going to feel like I can fight somebody. The burger is not going to respect you with shitty ass. Yeah, no, it's going to be gross. I had a situation like this one time when I was like 16, my mom's house. She, like, left the back door open.

So the wind, like, slammed the, like, screen door open. And I was like, oh, shit. Like, somebody's in my fucking house. I was like butt naked playing league, dude. It was like two in the morning. And I went downstairs, nothing but fist, but ready to die for it, basically. I was shaking, though. Oh, dude.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm going down the steps, but I don't know why I keep going down. Yeah. And like every step was just like I had to like lift my foot up from like fucking that's crazy. Yeah. But dude, I'm like, his cold. I'm in underwear and I'm like, who's in my fucking house? Like yelling. I'm like 16.

I'm like 130 pounds. But it's my biggest fear is killing like a family member thinking it was a break in or getting killed by a family member. Because like sometimes they'll lock up the door and I got to find a fucking. fucking break in the house. Right, going the side or something? Something. Yeah.

It is way more stressful. I remember living when I lived in my apartment. I do. I just don't know where they are most of the time. And I don't know if it was like, I still don't know to this day. I do. It's so Logan. Last time we golfing left his phone in the fucking car.

No, Jesse called me the other day. Jesse calls me and he's like, hey, can you check Logan's location? He lost his phone on the golf course. I'm like, yeah, no problem. And they're at Paiu, so I'm like, yeah, I'm like, described to him. He's like, oh, yeah, that's, that's whole three. And they're like on whole six. I'm like, bro, how is this possible?

So what happened was I got paired up with a random threesome. And then I'm like looking for balls. I'm just like not in this hole. I'm coming on cold, but I just want to play. And I'm like, and then I'm standing up on this mountain ridge. And Jesse's like, hey. And I look over and he's like, I'm like, it's just you too? And he's like, come play with us.

I'm like, fuck it. Okay. And I go to my cart. And my phone just on top. of my jacket and I'm like taking a crazy way there so it just slides off it happens it happens all the time well you want to hear look at this look he's lost his wallet before I remember going to search for that he lost his phone like three weeks ago we had to go find that real quick listen listen to this look what I was sent I didn't I didn't I didn't say anything but I was sent this

um I was sent actually I screenshoted it I screenshot it here it is it was it was it was it was Because intelligent people are more likely to be messy, stay up late, and curse often study fines. And then someone sent me that and said, fuck you. Study from Dickhead University. Yeah, who studied that, bro? That's like a Tumblr post. Listen, a doctor sent that to me. So, you know, take it as you will.

He said, he said, fuck you. And I said, dude, sorry. I'm intelligent, you know, sorry. I don't know where my stuff is all the time. I'll find it, though. I always do what were you talking about before that I was trying to think

yeah yeah wiping your ass you I've only had one no when I was living alone in my apartment I swear I don't know if I was dreaming or what but I like I swear I heard like my door bust open and I remember like that was like front door or room door it was I only have one front door

so it was like my front door so like I literally like fucking and I have a gun in my like my nightstand drawer and I remember like how like the feeling of like trying to get in because it's like i have a lock on it so i'm like i busted my fucking nightstand drawer open and i'm like trying to open it out with a gun and i'm like holy shit and like i walk out and like obviously nobody's there i'm like holy shit i like i would have died

100% in that moment like if he just ran it yeah insane so i'm like i understand how you feel walking on the stairs you're like holy shit like yeah i mean it's like you it's like you it's like you make the decision do i get under my bed or do i go try to see what the fuck is going on. Because I've cleared this house with my gun before, too. No, there's no way I could lay under my bed. Yeah, no, I would never. You're dead. Yeah. You're literally dead. No shot. But I've, yeah, I've had it.

What happened when you cleared this house with it? I don't remember what the noise was, but I heard something. I was, again, I got out of bed. Like, I heard a huge, I think it was like four in the morning. And I had my gun. I always sleep with my gun close. It's the worst because it's the middle of the night and you're like, you're sleeping and you hear something. Right. You're all like, fuck God. So you're like, okay, I can't take it lightly. because I don't know what I heard.

I don't know if I was sleeping when I heard this. Exactly. So you're like, I have to take it seriously. I have a wife. Did I just jump off a building and I woke up and I took somebody in my house? I don't know. But yeah, no, I had one in the chamber. I was walking around and I was like turning corners, like aimed.

Like I didn't know what was going on, but I got to do it. That was me. That was me that night. You were in my house? Yeah. I had it. I just needed a snack. And if I'm being dead honest, if I think, because, you know, my lights are off.

If I see anything, I'm probably shooting immediately. Dude, there's one night. I can't remember how it ended, but Justin was at home alone. Yeah. His parents were out of town. You guys broke into her house. We broke into his house at like two in the morning, dude. I can't, I don't like have like a solid memory of it.

Matt tells a story all the fucking time. Oh, dude, he was like in there like throwing shit, like moving shit around and like trying to scare him. They're like in high school. They're like 16, 17. This is when I was going over to your house I was like, yeah, like 17 years old So he's like 18

Like home alone, his parents are on vacation somewhere And we're just like We're like hiding behind the couch And like Matt's going through his pantry Like moving forks around and shit Trying to scare him Did he wake up or no?

He came out on the stairs Like butt naked like Yeah He thought people were in his house And they were in his house Yeah Logan had you tried to scare somebody they're breaking in their house one time which like thinking about now it's not funny

at all i did that yeah with the dog no it's so funny it's funny it's so funny what did i do with james the dog he tried to go in the back door james co-named james yeah right he doesn't remember he told me about this i remember this too doesn't remember you're going to you're going to mess with him and uh went went in his back door and their rottweiler oh that you at the door? Yeah. That was not cool. Didn't recognize you.

No. Well, you'd have his pants off. RIP. Huge RIP, actually. Yeah, for both of you. Like, almost like twice as big RAP. Yeah, that did happen.

Yeah. I tried to scare my buddy. My buddy. My bro, I was fucking at the time. Yeah. Should have been me All right, Logan, you recently went to New York You had a buy conversation with some of our buddies

Okay So I was at a bar And this girl was talking So one of our friends I'm friends with this girl But because my friend is friends with this girl Yeah And she was saying

She lives in New York Okay Now when we knew her We knew her from different times but so she was like yeah you know like I think like he's cute or whatever but like I just I think it would be so much hotter if he was like bye or something

and it just drove about who doesn't matter okay your buddy yeah but it just drove me up a wall where I was just like what are you saying right now because like they're they're living in Brooklyn where it's like super androgynous

and everyone's like they them fluid you know all of the whole not gay everything other than just gay or straight. You can't just be one out there, okay. No, so it's everything else. Okay.

And, like, that's the whole thing. And I was just like, no one, like, if you're not by, like, if you're just not into guys, I think we all could be by. I think, like, if we were talking about, what we talked about on the Patreon, check it out. Check it out. Yes, good plug.

That's how you become by. Not every time. I think there's just normal dudes like Marlon Brando, who is fucking every girl. the world, got bored of it, started fucking guys. That's what happened to Marlon Brando, in my opinion. But you can, you can OD on pussy, and then, you know, then you got to go gay a little bit.

Yeah. But that's... Have to. Sure. That's what happens. It's not me. I don't make the rules. I haven't OD before.

Yet, fingers crossed. I could actually see that for him. You had to have been right on the fucking edge. At least once. I can actually see that for him. Hopefully, I don't, you know, hopefully. But I was telling her, I was like, listen. The one time I would fuck a guy,

like the one out of a billion times that I would fuck a guy, doesn't, just because I, I can't say I wouldn't. And this was my example. If I was in Hollywood and it was me and it was, Salma Hayek, and it was, whoever. And it was, it doesn't matter, Brad Pitt. Margo Robbie and we're just fucking, and 12 other of them, you know, whoever they are.

The top, top dogs. And we're all just having a crazy hot sex moment. On an orgy boat. And then Brad Pitt walks in in 2000, and he's like, hey, what's up? And they're like, listen, like, if you fuck Brad, like, you can fuck us forever. You're fucking Brad. What am I going to do? You're grabbing by his hair, his long hair in 2000s.

I'm going to fuck Brad Pitt. So basically me. You want to fuck me. No, I don't want to, but if that's what is demanded, me, he'll do it. I'm going to get the job done. So there's got to be some kind of gain or motivation. That's his whole life.

But that's what I'm saying. The one time that that would ever happen, I can't claim, it's stolen valor, in my opinion. If I'm like, yeah, no, I'm by, I would fuck Brad Pitt that one time. It's just, it's such a far reach, you know. Well, you're going to do what you have to do. I think it's gay stolen value. I think you've got to play to your strength. Like, we've kissed.

Like, we're by, you know. That's not what it means to be by That's not what it means to get a boner Yeah, no But that's beside him get a boner We're by I had other stuff going on though Yeah, but that's fine

We're by So now you're hot Logan's imagination is so crazy That if he was kissing you He could imagine That he was kissing somebody else So I could see him getting a boner I am the captain of my own mind

Yes, he is very strong-minded I don't think he'd be able to Get me out of his head Really we were to actually kiss Do you guys see what I mean though? It's true at all It's like you can't claim by If you haven't done it

No not even if you haven't done it But just like For the one in a billion chance That you would fuck a guy Because like You gotta really be about it You're saying Not even be about

Yeah I guess you yeah Like you'd be like yeah like Okay like he's hot He's hot he's hot Not just Brad Pitt in a pool of women I gotta I gotta knock him down to get To the rest of these riches

You know You're just You're a businessman at that point Yeah That's good Like if you do it for money You know like you know

45 grand to fuck somebody you're not by you're getting paid to do it yeah I'm gay for pay you're not doing it out of pure enjoyment right no yeah yeah I gotta work to come so what was she she was saying that oh my god if you were by it'd be so much

she's just like yeah she's just what does that mean she's just into she doesn't even know man she doesn't know this is what this is what it is though this is like my synopsis of it is like

they want the like undefinable right like because it's like an enigma that's why there's a draw to it versus like just the straight and narrow like or the box in they don't box yourself in like everyone's so different and there's so many different ways of cutting the same whatever i wonder if it's like more narcissistic than that i think so he has the option to go with boys or women and he chose me over other women and boys so now it's hotter because i've beaten two groups of people i see I've never thought of it like that. I haven't thought about it like that. But I like it. But yeah, it's still stupid.

It was very frustrating to have the conversation, like just trying to like not just fucking shut up. What are you saying? You know what I mean? She's hot though. Not hot enough to go by. No. Okay.

No. But I was just like, it was just my, I was just listening to it. And I was just like, this is stupid. This is a dumb conversation we're having right now. That's what, yeah, that's what would make you, you know, that's what make him hotter. I just don't think she knows that she wants. Not if he beat his last five girlfriends.

He beat his last five girlfriends, but he also has two boyfriends. Since he's by, that he's hot. Yes. There's another side to him, obviously. Yeah. I don't know. But did he beat the boyfriends? Yeah, it's by side.

I don't know. All right, well, I think that's all we got for you guys this episode. Thanks for welcoming us back with open arms. I felt quick. I just don't really have much If you guys got anything We haven't gotten to any of those topics yet I mean yeah

This podcast has just been flying by Flying through my mind dude We've had a fucking year I can't just stop thinking about topics We're at our normal time It's not like we're sure Yeah we've been talking for a little while So

Well we appreciate you guys Tuning in If you guys want to send in questions So we have stuff to talk about WKWC podcast At gmail.com please email them. Do not put them in the Patreon

because we are not great about checking the Patreon comments. I mean, if my friends will commit to doing this again, I will be back on my Patreon shit. We'll do this again for sure. We just, I don't know what's been going on for the past. We honestly, we got burned out.

We were doing one a week or two every other week. It just felt like so forced. Like we had to be here. Right. Instead of it just being like, we just want to hang out with our friends. The thing is, if you put me in a cage,

I'm going to break out of the cage. Wait, that's it. 100%. If you force Logan into something, he's not going to do it. If I want to do it, I will. And if you don't make me do it. That's very true.

I never thought of it like that. But like for the question stuff, even if you don't want to, like you guys have to because we need it. I don't think we need it. I want you guys want to see us. You guys got a sending question. We can make this an aliens-only podcast. I want our gay boy that turns straight to come back so bad. What?

Our gay boy that came straight? Yeah, give us an update. Didn't he give us an update? You switch back to boys or you go to girls permanently. Give us an update. When he's by, that girl would love him. We should start every episode calling out to him for like the next three or four.

Yeah. SOS are question mark by Soldier. Where did you go? What happened? Ex-gay man. Formerly full gay, now half-gay. At least 12% less gay than you were before. Minimum 12.

Because I want to know how that was shook out. I'm remembering the conversation and the whole scenario. It was amazing. Honestly, it's like it was so good That I'm like, if it's real If it's real Make a porn about it And it's not real

Then hey, congrats to you for coming up with that It was so, it was very well written So elaborate, but keep writing You could visualize the whole thing going on As he was like The words just made you imagine it in your head Like wait, this is happening You're a natural story tale in front of my eyes

I remember a year later A natural novelist Because I was like locked in And he, dude it was so well written And, like, there were parts where I was like, dude, this guy's fucking gay. And then we'd talk about, like, the feet or some tits in a way. I'm like, wait. Eating her ass.

He's kind of gay. Yeah. He's not full gay. He's kind of gay. And he's describing it in a way where, you know, like, no, he's actually, like, this happened. He's not making this up. Like, he's describing it too well. Like, he had to have actually gone through this.

It's almost like he found his muse, and now he's inspired. And it's just, like, the spirit. It's right at the forum. Yeah, come back to us. Please. Mr. We'll find his email tag and then just, I've got it. It's flagged.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I have it. All right. We'll see you guys when we come back. Maybe we should put his email on our show and have all of our viewers email him. Spam him. Hey, until he reaches about fucking call again.

Yeah. All right. Be checking you guys' emails. Here come our feet. Thank you.