Who Knows? Who Cares. - Tips for Getting Your Ass Ate.

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

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You don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's good. Don't lie. Yeah. Wait a second. You're a bitch. I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't.

I didn't. You know what? No, Sam. Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. Yeah, I was talking to Xbox. That's the best one. I know. It was so fun. Good rocket jump.

We're here. 47, I think. 48, I think. 48? We did 46 and 47. It's all messed up. Who knows? I think it's 48.

We're getting close to 50. Getting close. Right around Bo's age. I thought we were going to have to cut it off at 50, but we're getting all these people coming in that want to watch the show. I don't know if they want to watch the show or if they want... I think we've got Germany. They want to watch something.

We've got something. Yeah. UK. We have Canada. And there's a little video that we made before this. If you're a special person that wants to watch a little something. To see Bo in his no-shows working out in nothing but compression shorts.

Not to start. That's for a special fan. It's out there. That's for a special fan. That's where these things go. We're not doing this just for any normal viewer. No, it is a super fan. Yeah.

Or any fans that want to pay $100. True. They can also get it. It's whatever. It's whatever. Money times. I don't know. I'll do a lot.

Yeah. All right. We'll get into our weekly recap. We had the, like a similar week. Um, what do we do? We golfed.

We golfed three times. I think we did golf last week. Uh, might even been four. I think it was Monday through Thursday. I really think no, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday. Cause might have even been four. I think it was Monday through Thursday. I really think. No, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday because we hoop Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday was hoop day.

We got a lot of golfing. It's not a big deal. My feet got so hot. I remember it. They were just getting warm and stuff. And then after golf week, we had a bachelor party camping trip. That's right. We did that.

Which was great. We had so much fun. A lot of fun. We did that. Which was great. We had so much fun. A lot of fun. We got really good pictures too. We do have really good pictures. We kind of borderline blacked out. Friday night I was pretty fucked. Yeah.

First night you always get the most fucked up. Yeah. We drink. Just how it works. All the time. I kept it pushing. Yeah. Have to.

Have to. What about your week, Bo? Did you do anything cool? I don't want to brag. I did have sex. That's a big deal. That's a big deal. That's kind of big for me.

It's huge for you. That's huge. I'm different. I'm a little different now. I'm a changed man. I've been learning from a few people, you know, from a few mentors I have in my life now. Kind of changed my perspective on life.

How was it? Making myself realize I am in my prime. I need to utilize it. You got to max that shit out. I need to use this. Yeah. I'm trying to use it a little bit. Just a little bit.

It was fun. How was it? It was a good time, dude. Yeah? It was a good time. What'd you do? How'd it go? We were out. You know, it It was a good time, dude. Yeah? It was a good time. What'd you do? How'd it go? We were out.

It was kind of like a little play. It was going on weeks of kind of back and forth. Just tension building. I don't want to expose too much information. Tension building. We're out at a certain club. We're with some people. And so it's like we don't want them to know.

So you're playing like you're not doing anything. But we hadn't done anything yet right either but like at the same time it's just like so we hadn't had done anything but there was talks of like you walk past each other you just touch her like oh yeah we were taking little trips to the bathroom you know just to get away getting kisses in or you almost just like grinding your teeth there you were like just to get away it's been a while dude you know it's been a while. No kisses, though, in the bathroom. No kisses in the bathroom. So no contact, really.

No contact until we walked out. Is that future? That we don't kiss hoes? I think it's future. We kind of just were on the same mentality because we looked at each other. It's like 2 o'clock. We're like, yeah, let's go. I live with my mother, though.

So I'm like, I can't take her. I'm not taking her back to mom's house. She lives with her sister and some nephews. You guys spin that different. My mom lives with me. I don't know. I play into it now. I don't give a fuck.

I live with my mother. I live with mom. I call them roommates. I enjoy it. I don't even try to play it off anymore. I got roommates. We've been living together for 23, 24 years. I call them roommates. And I enjoy it. Whenever I, whenever I was talking to people, I don't even try to play it off. No, I got roommates. Like we've been living together for like 23,

24 years. I used to be like that. I used to be like, Oh no, like I just, I moved in to help her out. I live with my mom and it is what it is.

And it doesn't, you can literally tell a woman anything. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It really doesn't. You say with confidence, they don't care. I love you for that.

I'm like, you know what? Let's just, I'm so happy for both. Let's just, let's just get a room. It's like with confidence, they don't care. God, man, I love you for that. I'm like, you know what? Let's just. I'm so happy for Beau. Let's just get a room. It's like watching your son grow up. Yeah, literally. Let's just get a room.

And it was a great time. Got a room, Caesar's Palace. Oh, wow. She upgraded us to, you know. The lady at the front desk knew what was going on. Look, I'm going to take care of you guys. This 50-year-old. Little hot tub.

20-year-old. Sugar baby scenario for sure. Yeah, no, it was a great time. That was my week, so I had a good week. Yeah. And I golfed out of my mind the next day. I golfed out of my mind. Not as good as me.

No, the next day was when I shit on you guys. We lost. No, I don't know if it was with Trey, because we've got to remember we're two weeks. We've been golfing for a long time. It's hard. I'm losing track. If it was a Trey day, we've got to remember we're two weeks. We've been golfing for a long time. It's hard. I'm losing track. If it was a Trey day, we did beat.

I was golfing out of my mind that day. They beat us? Mm-hmm. I beat you that day. I remember. I remember that. I remember I did. It doesn't sound right.

No, it doesn't sound right. Whatever. Anyways, yeah, that was my week. That was about it. Working? Working nine to five. Do you love her? No.

I think I'm growing towards logan's mentality i don't know if i'm ever going to be in love again or if i want to i don't want to be in love again it's not fun i don't want to care about a woman again that brings me to my topic i don't want to and we're landing okay what was my topic lamp no different one different one it was um men psychology of dating okay so there's two branches here well we've got we've got a couple different um but you think you're gonna like this men's psychology of dating we don't want the responsibility of taking care of someone don't want to be put in a position to take care of someone financially and emotionally at all times right that's me okay no 100 because we're as men always figuring ourselves out but we have to act like we always have it together bingo you can never let a woman know you don't like you're not in control of any certain situation bingo so now i have to figure that shit out for

myself and now i have to take on all your problems. So I'm figuring my own fucking problems out acting like they're not a thing. We're not talking about my problems. I can't talk about them. We don't talk about them.

We don't talk about them. We don't have problems. We don't have problems. We're not allowed to have problems. We don't have any. Our life is easy. Because you know what's the least attractive thing

in the world to a lady? A guy that complains. He's a crybaby. You can't be that guy. But they can be that guy. but well they can be that guy yeah they're always they are that person all the time yeah oh my god i almost got a car accident today or or this guy was driving crazy on the road he just drove right past he was driving like 75 i can't believe it and like i got t-boned i'm just like all right it just it is what it is

it's what happened. It happened. It happened that day. Can you pick me up from the shop? What happened? You just learned, hey, I'm going to figure it out. Okay, I'm going to go to the shop. I'm going to get my car fixed and whatever.

Because that's what I got to do. Because it's what you have to do. It just is what it is. I'll tell you next time I see you. I'm not going to call you. I think that's what's going on though right now with like dudes and like the culture of like i don't know if it's like gym dude it's like a weird there's like a niche of dudes that are just like they don't care about girls anymore yeah yeah i don't know if you're noticing that that's

like the andrew tate thing it's kind of that vibe it's like that it's like it's a little too far for some guys those dudes though i don't know about those dudes i only can speak for me but it's like i just don't want to be responsible for anyone else but myself. You don't want another problem in your life. Exactly. I've got a lot of them. You don't want another problem. I've got so many problems.

And that's all it turns into is another problem. What am I going to eat today? What am I going to eat? What time am I going to go to the gym? Yeah. When? Am I golfing? How am I going to fit in two hours of work and five hours of golf?

Yeah. I got to figure that out. It's a lot. Last thing I need is more problems. It's gloomy outside today and that makes me think of 1998 when my dad died. I was watching this video

and it's like talking about how men love having nothing to do. Like as a man, you love waking up. I've been telling you. I've been telling you. I can do it. I have nothing to do today.

It's like Sunday. I can just. And then the girl comes in. It's like they cannot just do nothing. I want to go to this store and this store. I want to do this. Oh, let's go on a walk. Let's go on a drive. Let's go on a drive.

Let's go here. And you're just like, sit down. I just want to sit here and do absolutely fucking nothing. You've got a phone. Just like me. Figure some shit out to do on it. I'm busy. I'm 50-50.

I like to feel needed, but I like when they try to do shit, and then they come to me. That's fine with me. When you tell me that, hey, I need a big hunk of a man to come save me, I do it. I do it every time. I've tried so hard. Please open this pickle jar. It feels good. I can't get it.

All right. All right. Give it to Papa, and then you just... You know the trade. Easy. That's it. Yeah. I open a pickle jar you just you know the trade easy that's it yeah i open a pickle jar you blow me yep that's it exactly one to one one to one i was watching this uh like bill burr stand up it was like a compilation he was talking about like the the gender gap or the like the wage gap and he's like well yeah women are getting paid less

like women want all the good things like they want to be like men when it comes to the good things. Yeah. He's like, well, the Titanic, when that sank, you guys weren't complaining that you guys were the ones that get to weigh, like get to go on a boat with the kids. You guys don't want that responsibility. So, yeah, I'm going to take my dollar extra an hour because I deserve that. It's a good point.

When there's a grease fire, you get to leave the building first. You get to leave. And I have to sit here and fucking make sure you get out safely make sure the fries are still cooked otherwise I get fired yeah

that's fun that's fun but yeah more than anything I was just thinking like I think that's what's going on with me anyways and I think a lot of guys

are also feeling the same way it's like I'd rather do nothing than do something that i don't want to do right for somebody else for someone else i think we're just living in a time where women are getting like everything that they could ever want and more yeah and if you give a woman something she's going to just try to get a little more every time well yeah just it's just people do what you allow yeah yep yeah especially the women that i meet you the industry women are the worst i'm

thinking more just like worse because like i feel like the people that i like interact with for the most part aren't as i don't know how to describe this i feel like an industry woman is a different kind of woman like she get everything and more. They do boomerangs. You know what I mean? Dude, we're doing cheers. The night... Hold on. Hold on.

Don't eat, don't eat, don't eat. I want to film it. It's like, I could never be with one of them. The night... Which wouldn't work. We're going to EDC. Okay?

I'm going on... We're going on like a little shuttle to EDC. I run into a girl at work at the Cosmo. I go over and say hi. She's with like two old guys. I'm like, oh, how are you guys getting there? She's like, oh, yeah, we're flying a helicopter. You know, another day at the office.

It's like normal. It's like, oh, yeah, they're taking us on a helicopter ride at EDC. Cool. Like, what the fuck, dude? But it's just normal. It's just what happens. Like club scene industry girls are like bottle girls i don't know if anybody doesn't know that i don't know what to

describe even me as like my job i baby the fuck out of them because they make me money you have to yeah so even like from like the the lowest level they're getting babied yeah everybody does it everyone along the way does it they'll be at work. We get family meals, so we get a little meal. The guys will bring them the food. They don't do anything. They're just... They're sitting there. They're nurtured.

Can you cut it? Can you cut it for me? And we do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it. I got it. That's fine. I'm telling you.

Oh, I need a pen. Everybody's running over here. Hold on. Hold on. Open your mouth. I got you. I don't want you to flex. I don't want you to move.

Like baby birds. I get it. Hold on, hold on. Open your mouth. I got you. I don't want you to flex. I don't want you to move. Like baby birds. I get it. I get it too. I get it. It makes sense. I wonder what would happen if everybody just stopped collectively. Like just babying women. What if everyone just went blind?

Oh, that would change the whole game. The whole game. Change the whole game. It would be a real different game. I think that whole gender suicide rate would swap. Like, you know, men kill themselves way more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think women would be up there.

Yeah. Fuck, I can't tie my shoes. What am I going to do? Nobody can see me, how hot I am. You know what I was thinking about? So we went on a camping trip, right? We were celebrating someone's bachelor party. J-Dog.

J-Bone. Yeah, shout out to him and uh we were sit so friday night we just get up there everyone's getting settled in we're all like unpacking doing whatever we're getting our tent set up we're just getting drunk we've been drinking all day but getting more and more drunk whatever before you're setting up the tents on our way that's good you just don't yeah it doesn't matter you know, whatever. So we're just getting drunk. Next day shows up. We're a little hungover, whatever.

We're all just kind of hanging out until about 1 o'clock. But, like, we're not doing shit. Like, everyone's literally just sitting in chairs just looking at a lake. And just drinking a little bit, smoking a little bit. But that's it. And then I was like, you know, all we need to do is figure out like one little thing to do. Whether it be like, who could throw a rock

the farthest? Who could? That's all you need. Who can? A little manly competition. Who can turn around and turn in a 360 the fastest?

It's really that simple. That's all we need. We're literally like. That's all we need. Just something. Just something to do that's a little competitive and that will keep us occupied all day and so we figured out a dice game

we like worked it out we started making new rules getting creative with it and we played that shit from like one o'clock to 8 p.m and it's the best time you'll ever have. We had so much fun. And I was like, I could never bring a girl to this. Like, ever. Unless the girl was like a sports girl. You know what I mean? Like, grew up basically as like an athlete only. Like soccer or something. Or something like that.

Yeah. Or something like that. But like, that's really it. You know what I mean? But like, they's really it. Do you know what I mean? Like, but like, they could never just like, just, just like that. He snuck down with you.

He snuck down with you. Like, but like, but like, I can't imagine like, any people that I like to hang out with, like getting a drink. And then add that in.

You know, you bring your girl and now you have to babysit her. I gotta make sure she's having fun. So that means I don't get to. Yes. Exactly. That's right. I can't be, I can't so that means I don't get to. Yes. Exactly. I can't be

just like watching the game of dice and be like oh my god who the fuck's gonna win this? Yeah. Or me just like really trying hard

at a dice game with someone watching me like fuck she's watching me. Yeah. I can't get mad at this game right now. I can't be completely myself. I can't scream fuck to my

yeah yeah yeah to the gods. It's not gonna happen. But guys are so fucking easy dude we're just simple we're just so simple yeah that's what i was thinking about too it's like all we needed was just a little game and we played that just so we can hop on the computer play video games for 10 hours yeah yeah and have the time of our lives oh it's it's so good. That game was probably one of the best games you've ever played. Yeah. So fun. We're going to have to bring it next trip for sure.

We've got to run it back. We have to. All right. I heard this story recently, and I wanted to see who you guys thought was at fault. So it was this couple, um, the woman, they met another couple and they were having a game night, getting drunk, whatever. And this is going, the two, the two girls started kissing and that after a series of hangouts and getting drunk again,

the two couples actually ended up switching. And pretty much every time they hung out, they would get super drunk and just switch for a little bit of the night. And all four people were in the same room. And the only rule was like no penetration, basically. And so they were doing like they were making out with each other and doing other things like that backdooring and at one point it looked like there was penetration going on between one of the couples and so one of the girls like got up and ran out of the room and it turned in this whole ordeal and started crying and

was it was just a whole mess do you know these people yeah i thought it was like a new story for a second the way it started going like wait a second like you sound like you're trying to like no explain something yeah yeah exactly you're going off memory yeah she's like really being a bitch about it no who's wrong am i wrong for that i want to know who you guys thought was at fault this was not me this was a whoever agreed to no penetration from high school who yeah were they were they penetrating or no no they weren't At least they claimed that they weren't. Well, then the girl, the girl who runs out

and kills the vibe. Right. How are you going to be making out and switching? And be like, oh my God, like, where do you think this is going?

You're already blowing them. Yeah, exactly. Like, what's next? At that point, just like look at them and then do it back. Get penetrated also. I don't get it.

One for one. This is, oh my god I love this story I thought it was a flashback for a second this is tapping into some missed opportunities

over here yeah we should have just done it when they got away R.I.P. should have just done it it was a good night though man

I don't know that's hard I would say the yeah the girl who just took the assumption and ran with it is at fault. Because it's like you're making out with each other's couples or each other's people, hand-jobbing over the pants, probably. Well, she's probably having a great time with this other guy. Maybe not even over the pants. Having fun.

Yeah, how are you going to get jealous? You're doing the same shit. You see something. Why did he do that? You guys just had a real cool opportunity that you just... Biffed. Biffed. I was going to say biffed too.

Yeah. I was going to say, dude. Nice. Fuck you, bro. He was going to say missed. Yeah. Stupid. Level one thinker.

I wasn't even thinking that far ahead. Yeah. That sounds awesome. sounds like a really it does sound really cool it sounds awesome to you because you wouldn't have you wouldn't have let yourself gain enough feelings for the woman oh you're telling me that doesn't sound like let's just say no no right now me and you are both with these banging girls no but if and we're just doing whatever. If I put myself back into relationship mode, which I regret. Are you in that mode? No.

But I'm saying if I'm in love with my girl, and I see you kind of just... Oh, both couples are married, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you're in love, like if I'm in love, and I see you just... Or if I see Andrew over here

trying to sneak his dick in just a little bit... I'm not going to sneak it. I'm the wrong guy for that. What are we doing now? She's got to be pulling it. I don't make moves. He doesn't make moves. That's what I'm saying. And that would make me even a little more. I'm not going to sneak it. I'm the wrong guy for that. What are we doing now? She's got to be pulling it. I don't make moves. That's what I'm saying. I don't.

And that would make me even a little more mad. I'm only. You know, I see her kind of just like grabbing on it. Just do it. Just do it.

I want to play off this. So what if, whoever, all right, whoever it is, right, whatever two of us are going, one girl is clearly hotter

than the other person's girl and it's known. Always. Like, let's say, my girl's hotter. Right, okay, let's say your girl is industry girl than the other person's girl And it's known Always Like let's say My girl's hotter Right okay let's say Your girl is industry girl Dumb as shit Super hot

Logan's dating a really good girl Who is cute you know She's a good looking girl whatever And you guys swap Who do you think is going to get mad I'm going to get mad You think so But she's just a dumb industry it depends but i'm i'm stupid

i'm putting myself back into old beau who's stupid doesn't know what the fuck's going on first girl i ever meet i'm in love i'm gonna marry her and spend the rest of my life with her yes stupid two months ago literally yeah idiot yes old podcast oh no i'm different it's first girl i meet it's we It's the first girl I meet We already played it First girl I meet I'm in love This is gonna be the girl

I spend the rest of my life with And I just see her over there And Logan just Hear me out Having too much fun How crazy is it right How crazy is it That

You I don't think you make me as mad But listen hear me out Okay You like to see me win You two months You two months ago Bo right Okay We're in the situation It's not been two months It's been I like see me win you two months ago right okay we're in the situation two months it's been i know but let's say two months ago three two and a half two and

a half months ago bo who was thinking that way and like let's say like this shit happened right okay and you've got like a really upset with me or me or andrew And like, you never made it to this bow. Yeah. What a waste of like. A good fucking time. You would just be like, man, like I just like, because like, let's say we weren't friends anymore. You said it word for word on the like, the other podcast is like, if you knew what you knew now, you would have used that shit up. Quote it. Word for word.

Word for word. Use that shit up. Like imagine like you get so upset like you're not friends with andrew anymore yeah and you're like but you never made it to this point where you're like oh my god i get it never mattered i get it it didn't even matter at all right isn't that crazy we talked about that one time it's crazy bo was mad at her and it translated to me and And I voiced it. I was like, dude, I don't want to let this, like, I'll just, I'll eat shit, whatever. I just don't want to let this, like, affect hanging out with Bo.

I was so much in the mentality, like, yeah, this has to work. This is, I, you know how it is. I mean, growing up, I feel like I had a good mother in my life. So, like, I, in, like, relationship where I just assumed, hey, I'm going to meet somebody and I'm going to spend the rest of my life with them. That's just how it works. That's just how I thought life worked. Delusional.

You guys tried to teach me. I didn't want to listen. I give Logan a little more leeway. Enjoy yourself, man. Have some fun. Andrew, if I see him just you know kind of having too much fun looking over at me that's how i think it would go is you wouldn't even be realizing that you're i think what would hurt getting worked hurt more you're just looking at me

and then she's enjoying it yeah i'm i'm laying it down fuck she's making noises you've never heard bo just over there just like is i know and Andrew would try to put his foot on her head. I know that. Just like as the joke of it. You know what I mean? I'd be like, God damn it. I'd whistle. Bo would look and I'm just fucking, just drilling her.

Yeah. Oh, man. Okay, so what was the. I just wanted to know how you guys think that scenario would go down. Like, put yourself in the hotter girl situation. Like, your girl's a nine, Bo's a seven, whatever. Okay. I just wanted to know how you guys think that scenario would go down. Put yourself in the hotter girl situation. Your girl's a nine, Bo's a seven, whatever. Are you focused on what you got going on?

Logan's always focused on what's going on. That's all he's focused on. Nothing else. I'm going to deliver. I'm the overthinker. I'm reading the room. I'm looking around. What's going on around me? Bo's just saying she better be fucking hating this yeah literally she's not even having any fun

oh i know no no i now i could have some fun if i was with the seven i'd be having the time now i could have some you do whatever you want yeah you're having a great time okay yeah so i'd look over i'd be like oh fuck and i'm just just just going town. Just having the time of your life. It's just crazy how you guys just don't want me to succeed. No, no. You're in. Okay, who do you want to be? No, now I don't care.

Who do you want to be? Well, I'm just saying if I had somebody else's hotter girl, Bo's definitely going to be staring me down. Yeah. I know it. I think I'd let you go to work, dude. I don't think I'd care. Yeah, I don't doubt that.

I think you're going to put on blinders like a horse. And you're just going to see nothing but the ass in front of you. And that's how I'd like to think I would be, too. Yeah. But Bo's going to get sad, man. I feel like for me, I've gotten so much better at just being in the moment and just enjoying myself and not thinking so much. So hopefully, maybe we can get to a point where we can try this out.

I think deep down, Bo's going to be like, See how try this out. I think deep down Bo's going to be like it works. That'd be cool. Man, dude. A three? Was it a six? What is a six way? All three of us got to play? That'd be cool. That'd be cool. Who's getting left

alone in the corner though? We'll play rock, paper, scissors or something. They're going to drift to one. Two girls drift to one. Yeah, but then us two guys, we're close. We'll help each other out. If I see Logan alone in the corner, I'm going to go join Logan.

And then they're going to come over there. I might just pop a finger in Logan to be honest. Maybe just see what it's like. Just see what it is. Yeah. It's not the first time. You want to get into that a little bit? What do you think? No. I mean,

it's just past experience. You know, I've caught one here and there. It is what it is. It was talked about though. You know, you agreed. It's happened.

You bitched out, right? I didn't bitch out. How long was it in? I said do it. How long was it in? I said do it. But you gotta learn. You gotta try it

to see if you like it. That's what I'm saying. You don't know if you gotta learn. You gotta try it to see if you like it. That's what I'm saying. You don't know if you like it. You gotta try everything at least twice. That's true. Because you might not like it the first time.

Right. Sushi. Anal. Anal you always like the first time. Always like the first time. Maybe. Maybe a song. There's plenty of songs

we're all listening to once. Music's like a great bow. That's whatever. Second time around, I'm Maybe. Maybe a song. There's plenty of songs we're all listening to once. Music's good. That's whatever. Second time around, like, wait a sec. A finger in your ass. You gotta try it more than once. I'm not opposed to maybe giving it a shot. You know?

Gotta start with the tongue, though. Yeah. Have to. Which I've never even had that. Oh. Are you afraid of, like, butts? No, I'm just not gonna, I've never even had that. Oh. Are you afraid of like butts? No, I'm just not going to, I'm not going to initiate that. The thing is.

It's the only way to do it. Yeah. The thing is, Bo is if. Bo is literally going to be on hands and knees. Remember guys, I'm still growing up here. I'm still. Oh man, Bo. I'm still maturing as a man.

You're right. You're right. Right. I'm maturing. I'm trying to think about how I would tell like a 17 year old. Cause like. 18 and a half. I'm 18 and a half. 17-year-old. 18 and a half. I'm 18 and a half. But you're like 17 to 18 and a half.

You're getting play. You're in play. Not that you're like a weird 17-year-old who doesn't know how a girl works. You're getting some action. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, but I'm getting some action. You're getting action. You know how to fake it. There you go. That's's good how do you get

how do you get your ass eaten by like a hookup you're on your back it's what we do okay well question have you ever gotten that done to you by someone you weren't dating no see that is hard i've never tried i was scared though when i was younger and i was you know dogging out a little bit, if I tried it, I could have had it. That's one thing. Yeah, remember, dude, these are top only types of girls. I'm a little proud of myself. I'm a little proud of myself for my past experience.

I was telling him, I've always been the guy. I'm always the type to, like, I'm thinking about the other person all the time. Buying flowers. Last time, I'm like, you know what all the time. Buying flowers. Last time, I'm like, you know what? I've been trying to live this mentality. If I want something,

I'm just going to do it. I'm going to live according to my, like what I want. We're having sex. My way. Maybe I'm the old time, you know, I'm like,

I don't want to flip around. I don't want to make her feel like, you know, like she's not important. If I want to do it, I'm like, you know what? Fuck it.

I want to see this. Do it. I want her to suck my dick okay that's it grab the head and i had an amazing time but i think the confidence that you're uh exhuming also is a detractive thing to them i think solar has gotten my comments up a lot too yeah knocking on doors it's sex is a sale dude just knocking on doors dude You're just selling yourself. Literally. Are you going to say no? Okay, fine.

Next door. That's fine. Another guy that's going to say yes. Next door, he says. Look at that. Next one. That's crazy. Look at that mindset.

Way too much, dude. Way too much. He's corrupting me. You need to stop hanging out with him. He's corrupting me. Making him better. Actually insane. Making me better. That's whating me. Making him better. Actually insane. Making me better.

That's what it is. I would say lay on your back. You know, as soon as she starts going to the balls, just kind of. Now you kick one foot up like this, right? Okay. And then as she's going down, you literally just slowly.

I'm telling you, man. It's the only way to do it. It's the only way to do it. This is the balls, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's just going to town, right? And then the balls are slowly running away from you. Like, wait, hold on.

Yeah. Oh. Oh. All right. And then if she's licking your gooch, if she's licking your gooch on your ball, she's in. Yeah, yeah. I promise. That's exactly what that is.

So that's like a test. Right. Okay. If she comes back up or, like, comes up to kick, then it's dead. Okay. But. And you know she's not into it. Yeah.

She's not going to have it. And she's staying down there. Don't be afraid to, you know, just give like a little head push down. What are these? Because most likely she's going to be sideways, right? Because she's getting the balls, whatever. At least that's how it always is for me, sideways. Is she ever doing up and down?

Like chin, like on the bed? No way, right? I don't know. I always get a sideways lick. So there, you kind of grab on the bed. No way, right? I don't know. I always get a sideways lick. So there, you kind of grab like the temple and you just like a little... Bo, you can even tug the ear.

Put it underneath your leg. It's up. Grab her bottom ear. Pull it down. The tip is literally to go here you want a flat foot and you want to be on your tippy toes one once this much gap is your you just need to off the bed a little bit and if she's down she'll do it this is good information but the water is fine this is good information water is perfect it's like bath water. Bo may be growing, but he does not have that in him.

He's getting there, dude. A couple more doors. A couple more doors. Just overcome a couple of objections you're in. There you go. Maybe you got to do it first. Just eat her butt

and then be like, hey. I have no problem doing that. My turn. No issue. My turn. And if maybe she wants, you know,

to be comfortable, maybe you got to get on all fours too. Maybe, you know, she'll suck it from the back and then do like a swipe up to your ass. I don't think I could ever get on all fours. I could see you doing it. I can't do that. You think Bo would look under his body on all fours or you think he'd look back over the shoulders? Oh, man. I'm just thinking about.

I think Bo's ducking his head. So one time I was on all fours. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. One time I was. And it wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad. I would feel like I'm...

No, no. You just feel masculine. You can't be on your knees and on your hands like this. You know what I mean? You're on your feet? I'm standing and I'm hand over the bed. Like on the bed. Like you're doing dumbbell rows.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Understandable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to keep like some sort of masculine position. They were about. Did you just have the back of her head?

You're just holding it? A little bit. You have to. A little bit. You got to take some sort of control. I mean, you can't be. I got it. I got it or I'll lose'll lose it i like this you know

what i mean it's happened pitch it dude it's happened pitch it you don't care you got another door to go to just like hey i need to try this someone told me this was crazy yes a lot of people have told me it's crazy have you had one dude that has been like, dude, I hate it? No. Bingo. Never. Not one. Not one.

Yeah. There's even songs about it. Eat his ass. I don't know who. I think it's like one of the City Girls or some shit. I've heard that song. Just says, eat his ass. He eats my ass.

I eat his ass. I don't know if that's how it goes. I don't know either. But it's kind of like that. It's fair play. It's the vibe of the song. Equality. It's the vibe of the song. Equality. It's the vibe of the song for sure.

What's next? What's the biggest or best thing you guys have ever stole? Either from a store, from a friend's house, from a past flame. Anything that's worthy of noting. I haven't really sold anything. You sold tape for me once. Logan made me steal batting tape for him one time. And he was way more fit.

Logan's always been a salesman, dude. He lost what are the odds twice. He's always been a salesman. Lost what are the odds twice. I was in the loosest fitting gym shorts of my life, dude. And I had them in my waistband. And I tied them as tight as I could shorts of my life, dude. And I like had them like in my waistband and I tied them as tight as I could. And I'm just like dying. We were like 16.

Dying at the register and Logan's just like, oh no, dude, you got it. You're good. So I'm up there like shaking. Logan bought like a pack of gum for no reason. Just so we could like check out with something. We could have just walked out. Put it in my pocket and left.

But that was my first time stealing. Now I just could like check out with somebody. I could have just walked out, put it in my pocket and left. But that was my first time stealing. Now I just do like food all the time. I stole a whole case of raviolis from a Walmart when I was in Huntington. Like beefaroni? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I just put it on the bottom and I forgot to scan it. Everything else, I just didn't.

I scanned everything else but not the bottom. I do to scan it everything else i i just didn't i scan everything else but not the bottom i do that all the time yeah i just start putting bags back in the cart and i cover what's ever on the bottom yeah it's fine or you double stack boxes and you swipe one it's free i don't know what that is it's new though it's new yeah it's definitely new try moving your arm a little bit not your physical arm, the mic arm. It's definitely you. It's 100% him. Yeah.

I've always just been kind of pissed. True. Yeah. So I never sold anything. There was one time, I think I told this story. It's like ninth grade and my two shitty friends, they turned out bad. But they wanted to steal something. And I'm like, I basically told them, I'm'm like okay like i'll do it don't worry and then i just went and paid for it and i came out of the store like i did it but i just paid for it yeah in a bag too

i got a hell of a clout for it with receipt yeah no no receipt obviously and i just had in my bag what about like from somebody like you mentioned like from a girl or oh dude my ex had a fucking thirty thousand dollar fucking bracelet that i honestly i was like she just fucking should have pawned it should have pawned it thought about it i just got too much i believe in karma too much yeah she wouldn't even noticed no somebody stole it oh from somebody actually stole it from her i think i don't know he should have been you or she misplaced at least a good guy would have had it right it's gone hey why not me what the yeah it's yours is just like it's like she definitely didn't pay for it oh no she didn't pay for it yeah she definitely didn't pay for it just hold it the entire time there you go there you go perfect no yeah i've always just had like, I don't know.

I don't like. Morals. And I've always feel like, yeah, I've always had morals. I've just always, I've never been in a position where I need to steal anything. I've always been very lucky where I have, I've always had money and I've always been okay. Not lucky. You're just a hard grinder. Yeah, exactly.

But I've never been in a position where I'm like, I need to steal this for my own, like, because I can't afford it. Right. I don't feel, even like to this day, we talk about going golf and going golf i'm like oh we don't need to pay for the round of golf i'll just pay for it as well i can pay for it yeah oh they don't deserve it though getting stuck behind walkers they don't they don't deserve it to be honest but it's whatever logan you had a story? Oh, yeah, I do. But I would say I also stole this kid's hair in high school. Oh, the Jedi braid.

Yeah, this insufferable kid in our high school. Unsufferable. He cut off a piece of his hair and put it in a time capsule box under his bed. And then during a high school party, me and Carter broke into his room. And we took his hair, replaced it with a pink piece of braid, and signed a piece of paper. Get fucked. We stole it.

You guys still have it? It said IOU. Yeah, I have it in my keepsake box. Yeah, actually. That's hilarious. We left him an IOU. Hell yeah. And then we framed his hair and kept it in Carter's room.

Did he ever reach out to you guys? No. No. Who knows us? I thought you guys said you signed, like it was you guys. We did sign it. OG FC. OG Screw Crew.

Oh, I remember OG Screw Crew. Oh my goodness. OG Screw Crew. That's you in our hat, Logan. Man. You made our hat. I remember that. You guys were supposed to go to UNR.

For a little bit there. It was like me, Logan, Drew. maybe even Drake was supposed to go out there. I know he went. We didn't. Yeah, we didn't. I was supposed to get like a semester or two with you guys. Life would have been different, dude. It would have been crazy.

Somebody else went to UNR. Yeah. Oh, somebody. It just would have been so crazy. It could have been. Yeah. Holy shit, dude. What a regret, huh?

You ever think about that that what could have been you could still be happy oh I didn't say that Carter I've never been happier I don't think it's physically possible to be happier it's true

you don't you barely work I don't work you make money you golf I don't smoke drink and go to the gym.

And that's your day. That's every day. And you look great doing it. I'm having fun. You look great doing it. You're getting tattoos. You're getting tan on the course. That's it. These socks just fucking stink. We'll get there. We'll get there. Sorry.

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