Who Knows? Who Cares. - We Joined the LGBTQ+ Community.

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 shit your pants but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's fair. Don't lie. Yeah. Wait a second. You're a bitch. I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't.
Starting point is 00:00:14 You know what? No, Sam. Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. 36. I was trying to get to six. What are you getting made fun of?
Starting point is 00:00:28 Not even on camera yet. Not even on camera yet. And we're back. We're here. Feels good, though. You guys just missed it. I know he needs this. In our pregame, we were both just shitting on Bo.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Just slamming him. Really quick. I can't blame you guys. You know what I mean? Gotta keep him down. Can't blame you. He's compensating. He's compensating.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Every episode is a good episode with Bo's getting made fun of. Yeah. That's the feedback we're getting. No, the last couple episodes, when I'm in the moment, I'm like, fuck, dude. And then I watch it back
Starting point is 00:00:54 and it's actually hilarious. Yeah. I'm like, okay. Whatever, man. Just a screen, like a highlighter, you just get fucking dunked on. Just, you know, ankle.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Oh, that's big funny. Yeah, it's big funny. big funny where is that oh that okay let's delete that one let's get that's from wifey now yeah yeah all right pd sorry episode 36 we made it finally we are here um we're working our way through the episodes we're trying to figure out what is working best for us as well as you guys we don't want to give you guys shitty episodes every week. I'm in school too, so that's kind of been hard.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Busy man. Yes. Working, school. A lot of things going on. What are you redoing? Junior year? Yeah. Junior year of high school.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Getting his GD. But like, the hardest part is like, I'm just like such a struggling student, so if any of you guys out there want to help me out, just...
Starting point is 00:01:42 We'll leave his cash app. Something like that. That'd be really cool a lot of books he needs yeah and my socks are just they're getting so worn out walking back and forth
Starting point is 00:01:51 to the bus from school I could get rid of these socks they probably stink by now yeah okay alright no so what Andrew was saying
Starting point is 00:01:59 was we want to keep really good episodes coming to you guys but sometimes it can be hard to come up with stuff to talk about. So we're probably going to keep the episodes to like 45 minutes. Maybe a little less.
Starting point is 00:02:15 If you guys want longer episodes, then start sending in questions, and we'll keep them long. We'll keep them at an hour. What do they say to turn me up? I think 30 to 45 would be ideal, but I don't know. I don't know what people want. That's fine with me. But we're also talking about,
Starting point is 00:02:30 I know a lot of people have been wanting to step on toys for the Patreon. Do we bring any up here? We'll bring some. We'll get some. I'll get some. Okay. I got to figure that out. If we do that, it's going to be,
Starting point is 00:02:41 we're probably going to create a new Patreon tier for like $20 a month. Or if you just want to send like a one-time decent donation, we can send you the video as well. So submissions are an extra thing. Maybe we'll do OnlyFans. You guys want to create an OnlyFans? Honestly. I already have an account actually. Do you?
Starting point is 00:02:56 Yeah. Okay. We can ask them what they want. I got Jimmy's picture up there. Okay. Yeah. That's good. I made it one time for an Omegle stream.
Starting point is 00:03:04 But yeah, so those are kind of some of the updates that we got for you guys. Again, sending questions. We'd really appreciate it. Email them. Who knows who cares? Or WKWC at pod,
Starting point is 00:03:15 at podcast at gmail.com. You can also text. It'll be in the description. I was going to give Andrew. Yeah. I'll put Logan's number under the video. I did do that. Just send him in.
Starting point is 00:03:25 The email will be in the description. So you can send him there. Do you guys have anything fun happen this week? No. Anything fun this week? Any weekly recaps you'd like to talk about? Something really... I don't know if this is going to be received.
Starting point is 00:03:43 I don't want to tell that story. Never mind. No, go ahead. Take it back. You had it in your pocket. Take it out. Take it back. That's what we did today.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Oh, okay. Yeah. I know. Yeah. It's not a good look. Yeah. Okay. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:03:56 It depends. We had a good week. We had a good week. It was cool. It's fun. We've been working. I've been playing the role of really positive guy at work. Yeah, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:04:05 So that's really fun. I actually found, you know the guy who says, he counts like four or five times he says the same
Starting point is 00:04:12 thing over and over again. Fuck. No. It's okay, I'll show you. He smokes a lot of weed.
Starting point is 00:04:21 It's okay, man. Like, real than a motherfucker. He says like, oh, faded in a hole. Yeah, fuck, what's his name? Yeah, faded in a hole. Faded in a hole. Faded in a hole. and he it's okay man like real than a he says like oh uh faded in a hole
Starting point is 00:04:26 yeah fuck what's his name yeah faded in a hole faded in a hole faded in a hole so fulcrum fulcrum
Starting point is 00:04:32 yeah yeah so I'm gonna do one of fulcrum speeches at my job but seriously that's what I decided to do I'm gonna do like one of his whole like
Starting point is 00:04:41 just long winded things but I'm gonna just say it as if I'm saying it and Bo will know I'll show him the video right beforeed things, but I'm going to just say it as if I'm saying it. And Bo will know. I'll show him the video right before I go in. Because I'm there too, so I have to act like, yeah. So that's what I plan on doing.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Well, you need Bo in the back saying, fuck yeah. That's what I'm definitely going to do. Yeah. You should. That's exactly what I'm going to do. We're actually boring people, believe it or not. We're pretty boring. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Carter, why don't you take us into one of the first topics this is who knows who cares breaking news we need to change that it's so good all right so i don't know if you guys have seen on social media it's kind of blown up a little bit uh blue face and chris sean rock and now uh she announces that she's pregnant with his baby oh fuck i actually didn't know that for anybody anybody who knows about fuck. I actually didn't know that. That's tough. For anybody who knows about their relationship, they know that it's pretty freaking insane.
Starting point is 00:05:31 A lot of domestic abuse amongst themselves. Both ways? I guess both ways. Yeah. I feel more bad for him. But Blueface is claiming that the two of them are done and that it is not his baby. He's saying that she's been hooking up with all sorts of other dudes.
Starting point is 00:05:48 He's claimed 10 other guys. So he's coming out and saying that it's not his baby. He wants people to believe him. I wanted to know. It's a good cop out. How would you guys react or handle it if a girl was saying that she was having your baby, but you were 100 certain it wasn't yours i would just ignore them yeah probably change my number or something
Starting point is 00:06:09 are we saying that we're famous in his position or just in our position tomorrow yeah i mean i think it's pretty easy to ignore him in your current position yeah but when you're it's not that easy you'd be surprised now yeah but when you're it's famous as blue face how would you uh how would you have to handle that i'd be pretty simple like okay let's go get tested yeah let's do a little or just do a little episode of mari and just yeah yeah fun yeah that would be cool you have to wait till it comes out though that's that's free clout right no that's free clout yeah you can make a whole show out of it that is free clout whole saturday night they already have a show it's ridiculous have you ever seen clips of that show?
Starting point is 00:06:45 Yeah, no. It's got to be fake. No. Some of that's got to be fake. It's not. It's actually ridiculous. You set up a whole show, make some money off of it.
Starting point is 00:06:53 If it is your kid, hey, there you go. You got child support. You can pay it. Yeah. Right there. Good. It's not a bad idea.
Starting point is 00:06:59 He should listen to this. Yeah, he should listen to this. Honestly, that's really not a bad idea. Blueface, Bo knows. I'm thinking now. 22. Think about that. Yeah. You make a couple mils, like, okay, send it to her. That's child's really not a bad idea. Hey, Blueface, Bo knows. I'm thinking now. 22. Think about that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:06 You know, you make a couple mils. Like, okay, send it to her. That's child support. He should give you a cut on that. Because he's not going to be there for that kid. He's not going to be there for that kid. Let's be honest. Dude, how do you...
Starting point is 00:07:14 He might. Yeah, dude, he's got so many... Blueface, man, come on. It's Blueface's baby. He's good. He's a good guy. Maybe he's a good guy. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:22 I don't know. I don't think anybody's worse than her. I think she's terrible. I don't like her. I don't know who she is. She used to be a track star, I'm pretty sure. And then I don't know what the fuck happened, but her whole life has changed,
Starting point is 00:07:35 and now she just gets made fun of online and beats the shit out of her soon-to-be baby daddy. He looks like someone at work. You getting beat up? Yeah, he looks just like that. That's what Blueface looks like. Blueface looks like a hostage. I want to talk about what he said about the Star Wars thing. We'll write that in.
Starting point is 00:07:51 We'll write that in anonymously. Carter, bleep out Star Wars. I don't know. Yeah, that's an every time. Can you do like a 30-second bleep right now and tell this story? It's so funny, dude. It's so fucking funny.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Now we need it. Okay, we'll do the next episode of them and now? We can tell this story. It's so funny, dude. It's so fucking funny. Now we need it. Okay, we'll do the next episode of them. Forget. Yeah. Okay. Perfect. All right. Well, go ahead and explain why do guys need a trip without girls?
Starting point is 00:08:17 It's so easy. It's such an easy question. We actually hate you guys. It's not true, dude. You love your girl. I know what you say when we're not here. No, you don't. I know what you say when we're not here no you don't i know what you say you're not in there you're not you're not topping me off you don't hear so you've asked yeah you could duck i would have been i can't duck
Starting point is 00:08:35 my knees are sore it's just we we need time away everybody needs time i need time away from you i need you need time away from your friends i need time. I need time away from you. You need time away from your friends. I need to be myself. Your girl is the person you're going to spend the most amount of time with. I got to be myself. I'm going to be gay with my friends.
Starting point is 00:08:52 It's fun. Once a year, twice a year. As many times as I can do it. Three, four times a year. It's fun, right? Yeah. And it's,
Starting point is 00:09:01 there's just no rules really because we don't care. But we just go and it's just, we're camping. It's just a bunch of boys. But it's like, getting drunk no rules really. Cause we don't care. But we just go and it's just, we're camping. It's just a bunch of boys, but it's like getting drunk, smoking some cigarettes, getting drunk. It's like being degenerate.
Starting point is 00:09:12 But just with the boys. But like if your girl was in nature, really? It's like 10 a.m. It's like, yeah. That's my, my biggest thing is there's no repercussions to what I do. No. My most hedonistic day. Right. We talked about it last time.
Starting point is 00:09:23 That could happen out there and nobody says shit because they don't care. We're cheering you on. You don't want. You can't have 60 bitches out there, man. Another one. All I said is they weren't good enough. They watched me. That is true.
Starting point is 00:09:34 That is true. And there are three or four girls at a campsite at any given time. That is good for you. You didn't touch one of them. Yeah, no, I wouldn't. If you had 60 around you, we got to go. You're a good man. 15 times.
Starting point is 00:09:43 You're good. We're there yeah i think it's no repercussions and we really don't have to deal with anybody but ourselves yeah i think that's it for me i also can just be like the worst version of myself yeah you could say things that you probably wouldn't say and it's not even that we mean it but it's like you know you just want to be a man we just we know who you really are. Yeah. So it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:10:06 We already know. I get to just say, I get to let it, let it all hang out. I know girls are the same way when they're around girls, the shit that they say, let us be men. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:14 I don't know, man. I don't think they, they have that. Okay. Not as bad. We got, we got some juice.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Some do for sure. Some do. Some have that sauce. Yeah. The ones that we would hang out with. Yeah, that's true. So I'm just a bad person. I know that. It's fun The ones that we would hang out with. That's true. I'm just a bad person.
Starting point is 00:10:27 I know that. It's fun to let that out every now and then. We're good enough to know when to be bad. That's that one trip that we go on. That is very fair to be honest. That's true. That is a good point. It's an outlet.
Starting point is 00:10:36 What about you, Carter? Why do you need a voice trip? You're married. I'm having a baby now. That's the first on the podcast. I know. Carter's going to be a dad. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:10:48 Yeah. You didn't know that? No. Yeah, he's going to be a dad, dude. Did you guys all know this? Yeah, he told us. No, I just found out. Carter, that's amazing.
Starting point is 00:10:58 All right. So we are looking for a new editor now that Carter is going to be. We're not joking, to be honest. He's going to be a little busy in a couple months so uh send us some it's pretty easy to fill too yeah some resumes or something show up when you feel like it forget to press record you're hired there you go yeah all right andrew you had an interesting thought about uh people becoming who they are when they're around them.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Yes. And I mean, I'm sure it's very easy to believe that I thought of this first in the world, but I don't think I am. But you definitely grow to become basically like who you're around. Like if you're around a bunch of younger kids, you're going to have like a younger mentality and brain versus, you know, everybody hanging around me, they're going to want to be
Starting point is 00:11:49 very strong, tall, successful, all these things. Right. And it's basically just who you're around. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Because it's like if, if you hang out with somebody who is 30, you know, they're about to go live with their parents again. You got nothing going for them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:03 They're ugly. Yeah. They just don't have any fun ever. What else got nothing going for them. Yeah. They're ugly. Yeah. They just don't have any fun ever. What else? They don't drink. Yeah, yeah. They don't smoke. They're literally nothing.
Starting point is 00:12:10 How ugly are they? So ugly. Oh, shit. Like, their eyes are, like, really far apart. Just stupid. And you're, in turn, you're like, oh, well, it's okay to do these things because dumbass does them all the time. And this is just, like, a figurative person.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Yeah, no, this is all imaginary. I don't know anybody like this. I'm happy that I'm 30 now. I'm no longer 35. I got five years back. We're good. No, that wasn't about you. You're 35.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Yeah, yeah. No, I was trying to save you. Oh, okay. But it was all those things, if you guys are wondering. I think it's actually 36. Yeah. Oh, we just had a birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:44 I did so forgettable they say you are who you hang out with that's who you're gonna become so well I mean it makes sense if you're around somebody
Starting point is 00:12:51 like if we all like to do like sporting stuff right we're always down to do sporting stuff so it's like if you had a bunch of friends that all they do is
Starting point is 00:13:00 wanna go to a bar you can hang out in a fucking parkway and do that that's what you're gonna do that is what your friends are going to do. And so you want to be around people that you like and the shit that your friends
Starting point is 00:13:10 like to do. You think that shit has been going on since you were a kid? Dawn of time. You know? No, just becoming who you are or what other people are. Who you're around. So it's like your parents, your brother, your sisters, your friends growing up. So it's like who really are you? Are you guys because it's actually you or you've just been
Starting point is 00:13:27 doing this your whole life because you've been getting shit on your whole life everything you guys make fun of me for you know say i'm mean it's from you guys but i'm so is that is that really who you are then or have you just been living a fucking fake life you know so i took what you guys gave me i had that thought about myself and i amplified it you know who the fuck am i yeah put my own twist on it. It fucked me up for a little bit. Who would you say you're most like? Besides me, obviously.
Starting point is 00:13:50 I don't know. You're definitely not like your brother. He is like 10 times the man. No, I feel like I'm super normal when it comes down to everything. Just like mid. But I am very good at just like being good around other people.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Yeah, I'm just mid. Yeah, just mid. That's safe. Yeah, I like that. I just have everything else. Like, oh, hey, good at just like being good around other people yeah i'm just made yeah yeah that's safe yeah yeah i like that i just have everything else like oh hey we need we need somebody to come on this trip to cut the airbnb down let's call bo yeah something like that maybe yeah okay yeah i'm that guy that sucks you're reliable super reliable that guy yeah that's what you are super reliable averagely reliable i like being that guy that is cool I like that too
Starting point is 00:14:25 you should get a truck so people can always need you more this is good dude this is a good point do you like feeling needed I love that yeah
Starting point is 00:14:34 it is nice it is nice it's good to feel needed sometimes it feels good you know it does feel good it's good to feel needed
Starting point is 00:14:40 especially by you guys yeah especially when Andrew needs me yeah fuck you dude he's there sometimes I'm always there much you need me. Especially when Andrew needs me. Yeah. Fuck you, dude. He's there sometimes. Yeah. I'm always there when you need me.
Starting point is 00:14:47 What was that? What was that? Was this just a thought? Yeah. Okay. No, I think that's been going around. Like, that's just, what is that called? Instead of like nature versus nurture type thing.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Like you just become. Who you're around. The top. I think it's like the top five people. It's not who you are. Like genetically, you just become. It's what's around you. Around you. And I think that's probably more so the case. You just become. It's what's around you. Around you.
Starting point is 00:15:05 And I think that's probably more so the case. Yeah. I think it's very accurate. I was wondering if you guys have any examples or if you agree, disagree, how you feel about it. Oh, I for sure have examples of that. No, I feel like hanging out with you, I've become more of an asshole. And I feel like I'm slowly getting out of that now. I'm like, I like this new person I am.
Starting point is 00:15:21 I'm not so fucking mad all the time. Do you think it's because you can't handle it? That's why you want to get out? No. Are you saying there's too much heat in the kitchen? That's what I'm not so fucking mad Do you think it's because you can't like handle it? Like that's why you want to get out? No. Are you saying there's too much heat in the kitchen? That's what I'm thinking.
Starting point is 00:15:29 He needs to get out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it hasn't just been me you know the past couple episodes. It's been like Oh no, I love it. Everybody. I love it.
Starting point is 00:15:37 It's just so fun. It's fun for me. It's fun for me. It is fun. I go home and then I'm like I take off my shirt and I'm like holy shit. I'm getting fat. I look good. I really don't shirt and I'm like, holy shit. I'm getting fat.
Starting point is 00:15:45 I look good. I really don't look like I did two years ago. I can't be mad. You know, I make a little bit of money. I'll never be enough. I look good. Is that what you say?
Starting point is 00:15:53 I still have my hair. Dude, that's, that's a good one. That's fair. Thank God, man. I'm trying to keep that for as long as I can.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Dude, I am so scared about that. I know. I don't want to be bald. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big part of my thing. I still have parents at 35. That's great.
Starting point is 00:16:10 That's true. Moving back in with my mom. Dude. Wait, you're doing that too? I got a new job. I have two jobs now. You got two jobs. Closing deals.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Life is not bad for me right now. It's not bad. We working you know just not life is not bad for me right now at all it's not bad dude we believe you man life's not bad if you keep saying it I just have Andrew around
Starting point is 00:16:31 so you know yes yeah that's right manifest it's all up here it's all up here it's all you need
Starting point is 00:16:37 yeah so we've all decided it's real oh yeah that's yeah it's real that's for sure I notice like hanging out with like people who work out all the time I'm like this is with like people who work out all the time
Starting point is 00:16:45 I'm like this is or like workout like the level of that they work out. I'll match it Yeah, because you don't want to like be like the competition Yeah, I have friends that hold you accountable more like or decide to do more like like make it like droning It's like I worked out too much. Yeah, so it's just like okay like we'll stop You don't feel like it's too much if you're around people that do just as much as you. The same as much as you. Yeah, exactly. And that's what I like.
Starting point is 00:17:07 I see that. And I think this applies heavily to women. When you date women, they literally become you. And I don't know if that's... Look, I don't know why. No, you know why. Go ahead. It's usually...
Starting point is 00:17:20 I've noticed this. The men do not turn into the women. It's usually the other way around. I'm sure there's a few cases where some men kind of morph into them. Like the men who get pregnant because their wife's pregnant. Those guys are cucks. That's what that is? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:33 You think so? Yeah. Okay. Carter, are you starting to get it? I feel like Carter's becoming a lot more womanly recently. Yes. Carter's estrogen is oozing. Are you oozing?
Starting point is 00:17:43 I'm oozing. I'm oozing estrogen. Do you have to milk every couple weeks? Oh, man. I can't wait until the baby's here and you start growing tits. I can't wait. My pussy comes in next week. It's in the mail?
Starting point is 00:17:59 He's not getting that extra inch in the mail. How funny that'd be if Tatum's screaming in bed like, Ah! Like Carter's next year's hole in the like, Ah! And Carter's next to him. Just screaming too. Whinsing. Oh, God. That'd be so good.
Starting point is 00:18:11 So that does happen though. Yeah. To those guys. Guys. Maybe some... Yeah. Good point. Maybe other people.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Yeah. But I think it's real. Because I know Shorty says a lot of shit that I say. Oh, yeah. And she would have never said any of that. Like, know Shorty says a lot of shit that I say. Oh, yeah. And she would have never said any of that. Like, what did you just say? I say that. You don't say that.
Starting point is 00:18:32 We're fucking around. And she's like, yeah, that's on four in them. I'm like, what? That is good. I like that a lot. But she says it like so just not natural. That's okay, though. On four in their friends. It's on four in all of them. Like, it's number four. It's him and his natural. That's okay, though. On four in their friends.
Starting point is 00:18:47 It's on four in all of them. It's number four. It's him and his friends, his buddies. It's on it. That's good. That's really good. He's got it so good, and he doesn't even realize it. He doesn't deserve it, that's for sure. So good.
Starting point is 00:18:58 What did she tell you the other day? I don't remember. You're going to have to refresh her. If she gets the new position? Oh, that's right. Yeah, I'm going to be a stay-at-home dad pretty soon. That's so exciting. Not yet, but I'm going to be a stay-at-home something.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Do you think you can keep yourself occupied all day? Dude, I really hope I could try. Yeah. Sure hope so. I feel like you're the only person I know who actually could just not do anything. It would be so fucking nice. I've never met who's good at that.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Dude, you guys got to simplify your life a little bit. When's the last time you got depressed? I don't think I have. That's so crazy. You can't. Shout out to fucking Bo's savior. I don't think depression is that
Starting point is 00:19:46 effective to me. If you don't believe in something, then it's, you know, it's easier. If you don't believe you have schizophrenia, you don't have it.
Starting point is 00:19:55 You don't. But that other guy in your head might believe it. I don't think schizophrenia is the same as depression, though. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:20:03 I think they're different. I think there are certain cases of depression where it is like a brain, like something in there, a chemical imbalance. But I think most depressions, people just are saddened. I think depression is a thing, but I don't think it can be classified as a disease. Like a disease is something that is... Unless it's a chemical imbalance thing.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Yeah, but I mean, how do you... Like how many people actually have that? Not many. Robin Williams did. Not many. So one. I know one. Yeah, that I mean, how do you, like, how many people actually have that? Not many. Robin Williams did. Not many. So one. I know one. Yeah, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:20:27 But I was right. When you're around somebody who has it, you can fucking tell. Yeah. Like, the switch is. You get, like, the people you're around. That's like bipolar disorder, no? Bipolar is real, too. The switch is fucking unreal.
Starting point is 00:20:39 But that's, like, a proven, like, thing. Like, how do you test for depression? Is there, like, a. I think there's a real thing. I think people also just want to use depression as a. I think it's been a huge thing. How do you test for depression? I think there's a real thing. I think people also just want to use depression. I think it's been a huge scapegoat. I think it's like a mix-up of two things. It's like a spectrum thing.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Everything is these days. Fuck, man. Fuck. You know what I mean? Even depression. Fuck. But there's some people who have clinical depression. Like real.
Starting point is 00:21:00 And then there's some people who are unsatisfied and they don't know why. Oh, I'm sad. So I need a reason to be sad. Oh, I'm depressed or like they can't figure it out like they don't know why like what to change and like little steps to take to get out of that hole it's it's become like an easy excuse i think to use for a lot of people yeah and i think as soon as you realize that like damn i'm fat because i don't do anything well i'm sad because i'm fat not be like well that's what i'm saying it's not i'm depressed and i can't do anything just because i'm depressed you're depressed because you're fat and you hate yourself yeah yeah but nothing is stopping you from not being fat you know most of the time there
Starting point is 00:21:43 are some people i'm sure there's... Again, you know, we preface this by saying, I feel like I get what you're saying. There are certain... I talk in blanket statements often. Okay? I feel like I know what you're trying to say.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Like, you can't be depressed for shit that's controllable. If you... But a lot of people don't realize things are controllable. If you're depressed... That's what I was trying to say.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Right, but is that a disease? No, no. But, like, I'm just saying that's why they're depressed. They don't understand certain things that they could figure out.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Like, hey, you have control over this. They don't know where to start though. So it's just like a spiraling loop. If you woke up, you know, if you made sure, hey, I got the right amount of sleep. I went to the gym. I ate right.
Starting point is 00:22:17 You're not going to, most of the time, you're not going to be depressed. There's still people who will kill themselves. There is. And I'm saying, those are probably the real cases.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Men, we will. Yeah. Men kill themselves way more. I'll do it. It's like they do it way more, but yeah. I don't care how I die. As long as I do it. Give me all the sleep in the world.
Starting point is 00:22:33 I'll fucking kill myself. That's a lie. He's not ready to die. I'm not. He's scared. I talked to a Muslim guy today, and it really fucked me up. You want to live a different life. I want to live every life.
Starting point is 00:22:44 That's what I said. I want to know what being life i want to like i want to live every life that's what i said i want to know what being muslims like for like a hundred years i want to know what being like a monk is he's just afraid of what's going to happen to him once he dies yeah that's why you don't want to die it's not that great of a person i know i know what i know where you're going good i hope i can send a postcard you're gonna be there with me man you're gonna be like four levels down like hey is it hot down there no i'm not they got ac up here no it's crazy i'm a homeowner dude i'm not that bad you're stupid carter get me out here what's next all right um i wanted to know if you guys would talk about what's the most normal thing you guys have ever jacked off to like tlc 600 pound life like it's got to be
Starting point is 00:23:29 it's got to be fully clothed is it like it can't even be soft porn like okay so it's either like super normal yeah burger king commercial maybe yeah when they were when they were eating like whoppers one of those like carl's jr carl's jr probably like one of those sent me before like in my previous yearspre-bath years. But like you actually. Did you see it and then go to the bathroom and think about it? No. Or did you like have the TiVo and.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Pause. Pause. That probably happened. Or it never happened. Go to a commercial. That never happened because I was never home alone ever. I was all the time. I couldn't do that.
Starting point is 00:24:01 It's my world. Logan basically had no parents growing up. Tight. Like me. It was really funny. Raised ourselves. It's my world. Logan basically had no parents growing up. It's tight. Like me. It was really funny. Raised ourselves. It's tough. We were in the car the other day, and he found my old house, and we were looking at pictures
Starting point is 00:24:12 of the bathrooms. Oh, my God. It brought back so many memories. So many memories. Blacklighted there. Oh, I was just going crazy in there. In the shower. Tell them about it.
Starting point is 00:24:23 What shower? It was my mom's they had the perfect setup it was a walk-in shower they had a little bit of a nice little bench to sit on that's what they saw the bench dude he almost came right oh dude i would spend hours in there you know what i get it though what if you got your mom pregnant can you imagine she's not coming home you conditioned your brain to know Oh, I know it had the detachable showerhead. I, you know, I'd clean, you know, I clean the area, make sure got everything. Water gets rid of cum like that.
Starting point is 00:24:50 It does. It does. It's mostly water. It's mostly water anyways, man. Anyways. Anyways. I, sorry. I changed up the.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Can you imagine? She sat and got pregnant from both. Who sits bare ass like down in the shower like that? On the ledge? Oh yeah. I'm not coming on the ledge man.
Starting point is 00:25:09 You never know man. I would have got a little bit there on accident one time. No. Maybe. I was young man. I wasn't thinking about that. Oh man.
Starting point is 00:25:16 He sits butt butt on the shower. Does he? He lays down. Yeah. His ass is on the floor. I used to have a bean bag that I would put in my linen closet. That's crazy to me.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Someone used to lay down in the shower. Like, let the water hit them. I never did it in the shower. The water fucked me up. I know. Especially as a spitter, I can't do that. I can't use water. I know.
Starting point is 00:25:38 I can't believe he had a bean bag in his bathroom. I did designated. Dude, there was, like, shit. How do you have a bean bag in your bathroom? I remember that bean bag. I've totally seen that in your bathroom. I did designated, dude, there was like shit. I remember that beat bag. I've totally seen that in your bathroom before. It was navy blue
Starting point is 00:25:47 with like a basketball, a football, and a baseball on it. Maybe even a tennis ball too. That's insane to me. And I used to just fucking put it in the corner of my door on the wall
Starting point is 00:25:54 so if anybody walked in they would hit me and they couldn't come in. And I'd just go to town. I had an iPod, iPod touch. If I turn it on I bet there was porn
Starting point is 00:26:04 in there on the browser right now. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, better just died with it up. What do you think's in the search tab? Anything.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Naked boobs. Totally naked boobs. Yeah. Naked girl, girl, kiss girl, whatever. I was all about it.
Starting point is 00:26:22 It lets me important when you're young is unbeatable. Because dicks are gross. And I had a designated beanbag chair. And I would just fucking blow my shit out like six times back to back to back. Crazy water bill, dude. Showers running the whole time. Yeah, that's how it was. And you come out of it dry. Dry as a bone.
Starting point is 00:26:42 That's still crazy to me. Like body odor. I would always shower after. That's crazy to me that you wouldn't shower. I couldn't come yet at that time. So there's still crazy to me. Like body odor. I would always shower after. That's crazy to me that you wouldn't shower. I couldn't come yet at that time so there was nothing
Starting point is 00:26:49 to clean up. I just wipe it on my bean bag. What grade were you able to start shooting? Yeah. Dude, fuck. Anything.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Freshman to sophomore year maybe? Yeah, mine was freshman year. I was late, man. Mine was freshman year. late man mine was freshman year that's that's that's early or you were so early mine was when was yours probably sixth grade well you had armpit hair in like fourth grade joke you were like 10 i was seventh grade first or second i'm not sure which one but one of my seventh grades. It's where the first time. First, seventh, second.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Oh, I forgot. Yeah, you did two. Middle of the two seventh grades. Summer of middle of two seventh grades. Summer to eighth grade. You got held back, guys. You got held back. No, I just wanted to do it twice.
Starting point is 00:27:34 That's why he's back in school. Yeah. It's like Billy Madison. He's redoing them to get dad's company. Stupid. We totally got off topic. That was my fault. I don't know if I did anything, like, just normal.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I never, like... I use the Victoria's Secret magazines a lot, but that wouldn't really be the most normal. You take your mom's mags, too? It was just boring. That was just boring to me. Why not? When you're 14 and you haven't seen...
Starting point is 00:28:01 I was 10 and I had it, like, all over. In my hand. That's because you were 10 and you were already watching porn. So you already knew what you were doing. I just had better teeth. Shout out to
Starting point is 00:28:09 fucking Garen, dude. Yeah. He put me onto porn. Yeah. He's doing good now too. 11, 12. There is a difference. You got to remember
Starting point is 00:28:17 I'm the old man here. There's a difference in generations. So you guys grew up way faster than I did. I heard this story talking about growing up too fast. There was these high school kids at the gym. One of our other buddies You guys grew up way faster than I did. I heard this story. I'm talking about growing up too fast.
Starting point is 00:28:29 There was these high school kids at the gym. One of our other buddies is at the gym. He's listening to this kid talk about how he was telling this girl, like, if you don't blow me, I'm going to tell everyone we had sex or some shit like that. Nice. And I was like, these kids are fucking monsters, bro. Like, you know, like, like, they're all growing up on, like, Andrew Tate vibe.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Yeah. But, like, at 15. Yeah, it's terrible. All these kids. They don't understand anything at all. Yeah. Like, they're taking everything out of context. Like, in just, like.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Oh, you see his clips. Whatever. It just fucked up. Like, they're. Like, you know Patrick Bateman? No. From. Futurama? American Psycho.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Yeah. That's, like, who they're all trying to be. But, like, not as a joke. They're not built that way either. I know, but, like, not as a joke. Yeah. It's wild. So, yeah, it's just like, oh, man, these kids are going to be fucking.
Starting point is 00:29:19 That kid should get, like, the shit beat out of him. Like, psychopaths. And, like, there's, like, six of them. Like, oh, yeah, dude. Fuck, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, no, fuck her. She can suck your dick, dude. Yeah, she should. him. Like psychopaths. And there's like six of them. I'm like, oh yeah, dude. Fuck yeah, that's cool. Yeah, no, fuck her. She used to suck your dick, dude. Yeah, she should.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Yeah. It's crazy. That's the youth right now. It's wild. Where do we go again? I don't know. I don't know. You guys didn't answer.
Starting point is 00:29:37 And we're back. You didn't answer your questions. I did. I said go daddy. Even if it wasn't just the most normal. It's the most normal thing you've ever heard. Even if it was still soft. Grab it back.
Starting point is 00:29:49 I'm not a normal guy. I mean, imagination all the time. I don't know if that's normal. You're saying there was nothing that ever set you off? I mean, you saw something on TV. You're like, you know what? I got to go upstairs. Because maybe you didn't get to finish to it.
Starting point is 00:29:59 I used to stay up late and look for those Girls Gone Wild commercials. That's fair. I used to do that. I used to wait up late and look for those Girls Gone Wild commercials. That's fair. I used to do that. I used to wait for them. It's 1130. Literally. I'm looking at what channel is Spike TV on so I can see him. Andrew, I want you to elaborate on this challenge, this 6-12.
Starting point is 00:30:20 6-12-18-24. We're just talking deep in this shit today. Sorry. I will change that right now. 6, 12, 18, 24. Yeah. 6, 12, 18, 24. We're just talking deep in this shit today. Sorry. Yeah, I don't know. I will change that right now. Yeah. So there is 6, 12, 18, 24. Right?
Starting point is 00:30:32 Yeah. Here are the tasks. You get to pick any task, any number. You have to run miles, drink beer, masturbate till coming, and eat donuts. And you have to do this within a 24 hour period. What, what task are you doing? What amount of times?
Starting point is 00:30:50 6, 12, 18, 24, 6, 12, 18, 24,
Starting point is 00:30:53 24 donuts. Easy. In a 24 hour period, one donut an hour. Not a problem. Okay. Um, masturbate,
Starting point is 00:31:00 run beers, 12 beers, easy beer and a donut, one donut an hour one beer every two hours okay easy run
Starting point is 00:31:09 fuck I could masturbate 12 times in a day if I wanted to wait no 18 18 beers 18 beers to finish there's no fucking
Starting point is 00:31:17 18 beers no 18 beers I'm saying I'm doing 18 beers okay that's easy um fuck but then running.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Easy? I don't know about easy. Easy. We have to do all these things in a day. You haven't drank in months. Okay. Okay. That's what we're doing.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Your AA officer is not going to approve of this. We're doing 24 donuts. Easy. Running 18 miles. Because I could do that easy. No problem. You're running 18 miles and finding time to masturbate six or 12 times. 100%.
Starting point is 00:31:43 How fast do you run these miles? Dude, you can walk a mile in 15 minutes. Time to masturbate six or 12 times. 100%. How fast do you run these miles? Dude, you can walk a mile in 15 minutes. Okay, you're doing 18 of them. Yeah, so that would take what? So that's four miles in an hour. So that's five hours I'll walk 18 miles. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:58 That's not a problem. Okay. That's not a problem. That's a brisk day. This is good math. Okay. Have a donut every now and then because I'm burning a lot of calories. Yeah, yeah. And then I'm going home, chuggingugging 12 beers i'm jacking off six times easy you've never i'm not gonna masturbated before that's what i'm saying i could jack off you could do that i'm gonna go home and die i just walked 18 fucking miles two easy two two back to back and then
Starting point is 00:32:20 go run five miles have six donuts donuts. Whack another two off. No problem. Run another five. Whack two off. I'm already good. I can do 12 times, actually. I think I can masturbate. Bo's doubling down.
Starting point is 00:32:33 He's doing six. 12, 12, 18, 18, 24. Yeah, I think I can do that. That's my final answer. Yours makes the best sense to me. That's my final answer. I couldn't see all of those things. I needed to write it off for me. Donuts are the easiest for me.
Starting point is 00:32:44 So I'm like, you know, 24 donuts is not a problem. That's what I'm running. And I would enjoy it the most. But I'm actually going to flop. The beers and masturbation can go either way. I could get 12. I'm doing six miles. I think that's most time consuming for me.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Dude, you could do that in an hour. Yeah. I'm going to do six miles. Okay. Coming 12. 18 donuts. 20 more beers. No shot.
Starting point is 00:33:09 A beer an hour? Yeah, I can do that. No, you can't. Well, you're not going to be drinking a beer running six miles. He's 115 pounds. You're not like that. That's not true. He's fucking dead after 10.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Yeah. No shot. That's not true. No shot. That's not true. What do you think? I hang out with Bo a lot, so I'm going to be like him right now. You are turning into him?
Starting point is 00:33:26 Yeah. Okay. I'm taking his best qualities. My thing is, you know, the running, you're going to burn off everything. He's good at math. The donuts are going to be easy. The beers are going to be easy. And then the jacking off, it's like a refresher.
Starting point is 00:33:35 So you're going to run a mile. I'm ready to go again. Are you going to sit and do 24 donuts in one sitting? I'm going to wake up, knock two out real quick. Coming twice. Boom. Coming twice. How many times do you have to come in the day? Six'm going to wake up, knock two out real quick. Coming twice. Boom. Coming twice. How many times do you have to come in the day?
Starting point is 00:33:47 Six. Oh, easy. Easy. That's easy. That's not even a problem. I'm knocking out two right away. I'm having two donuts, and then I'm going to run like five miles easy.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Okay. Yeah. So you're splitting your runs up. Yeah, I'm splitting my runs up. I'm going to run five hours. Life is what you make it. That's what he in five hours. Life is what you make it. That's what he says, right? Life is what you make it.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Life is easy to make it. It's true. Come on. You guys know me. I know a guy who's got Viagra. I'll take two of them. Okay. Easy.
Starting point is 00:34:16 I got it. That means you're running your 24 or 18 miles with a huge cock. Boner it out. Yeah. That's not how it works, man. That's not how it works. Once it starts, it's not going away. That's not how it works. It's not going away. You're popping two? 200 milligrams. I want them straight to the head. They have a heart cock. Boner it out. Yeah. That's not how it works, man. That's not how it works. Once it starts, it's not going away. That's not how it works.
Starting point is 00:34:25 It's not going away. You're popping two? 200 milligrams. I want them straight to the head. They have a heart attack. Yeah. You're telling me you're popping Viagra.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Come in how many more times after you pop them? I'm going to come three times in a row because I can. Clean. Natty. I've done it.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Oh, yeah. We've all done it. Three in a row. Okay. Walk my miles. How many all all of them 16 18 12 18 24 18 and 24 12 18 24 chose 18 miles i'll do that one too okay so you're gonna come really not that much in a 20 you're gonna come three times walk 18 miles and still want to come again have. You can walk and fucking go. Now I take the blues. Now you take them. Boom. Two. Four. Four of them. Four. Your head is popping. You might as well switch then and
Starting point is 00:35:14 jack off 12 times. Six. Only six though. Six pills. Six cubs. I want the highest quality. One pill per cum. Maybe you cut it with some X or something. It's crazy. Just to get the vibe going. I get that. You want to be the best at everything.
Starting point is 00:35:34 What else? Donuts and beers. Twelve beers and 24 donuts. That's doable. That's very doable. We can do this tomorrow. You know what I could do? I buy you on the donuts.
Starting point is 00:35:44 We can do this tomorrow. I don't think could do? I buy you on the donuts. We can do this tomorrow. I don't think Bo's eating 24 donuts. This is how I eat 24 donuts. What do you mean? You haven't had more than 30 grams of sugar in a day in fucking 10 years. If I run 18 miles, you don't think I could get 24 donuts in me? No, you're just going to feel like shit. This is what I think.
Starting point is 00:35:57 You still got to add 12 beers and your drained of cum. I could eat six Krispy Kreme donuts right now. Has anyone ever? Krispy Kreme donuts don't count. Those things are fucking this big. What donuts are we talking about? Time it by four. They need to be bigger donuts. I was thinking Krispy Kreme donuts right now. Has anyone ever... Krispy Kreme donuts don't count. Those things are fucking this big. What donuts are we talking about? Time it by four. They need to be bigger donuts.
Starting point is 00:36:07 I was thinking Krispy Kreme donuts. I was thinking a nice little glaze. Krispy Kreme donuts are the smallest donuts in the world. Okay, I think Krispy Kreme donuts too. Great. I think 24 of those is going to be a lot. That's because it's actually 12. That's what I think we do though.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Have you guys ever seen the guys who stack the bread together and eat an entire loaf of bread at once? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I would do with the donuts. Okay. I would just stack all that shit and just eat it in one sitting after I drink all the beer. Yeah, so it has to be one sitting. I am not going to eat 10 donuts, walk fucking 18 miles, and then try to put away 14 more donuts and then 12 beers.
Starting point is 00:36:42 That's not happening. No. In real life, no. Drinking the beer first. And at the very end of the day, after I've thrown up all the beer. You can't throw up. No, I think.
Starting point is 00:36:51 If you throw up, you have to eat it. I figured it out. After I throw up and then I'll eat it. Then I'll drink the beer. I figured it out. We're going to wake up. We're going to jack off three times. Get three right out of the gate.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Right out of the gate. Then we're going to go on a walk. An 18 mile walk. The whole time you're just going to have a beer and a donut with you. You just walk all day. You could walk for 10
Starting point is 00:37:08 hours, eat a beer and a donut. You're burning it off the whole time. Where are you getting these? What do you mean? He's got a backpack.
Starting point is 00:37:15 I'm rolling a wagon dude or something. You're rolling a wagon for 18 miles. I have it strapped around my waist. I'm just walking. And I'm just chilling.
Starting point is 00:37:24 I have a donut and a beer. I'm enjoying life. I'm just enjoying life. Oh, another beer, another donut. Another beer, another donut. Oh, I'm just walking. And I'm just chilling. I have a donut and a beer. I'm enjoying life. I'm just enjoying life. Another beer, another donut. I'm walking it off right now. You know how his knees are. I'm walking. It's not real. Those little robots that will deliver food now.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Oh, you guys have one of those? They'll just follow us along. Why not? Bo is taking each question how he feels right now yeah right now i could have 24 donuts sure okay could you have 24 donuts after you just came six times drink 12 beers that's six donuts as i'm coming right now that's as yeah i think so we get 100 yes what do you mean dude i don't want to do this challenge i'm just gonna say that i don't want to do this challenge. I'm just going to say that. I don't want to do it. You want to. You want an excuse to come that much.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Yeah. Well, okay. Okay. I'll take that part of the challenge. We can do that challenge. I'll do that part of the challenge. How many times who can win? Who can come the most in a day?
Starting point is 00:38:16 Stuff have to come out? Yes. That's what... What do you mean? Yeah. I feel like six times I'm not shooting at six. Okay. Well, a subset to the challenge would be who comes the most in a day.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Just filling up a jar? Yeah. All right, you guys have to come off zinc. I feel like I'm on zinc right now. I know you're on zinc. I'm always on zinc. Zinc is great for you. I know. That's why you come a lot.
Starting point is 00:38:40 It's good for you. All right, Carter, what's our question? All right. Factory worker, huh? yeah it's good for you all right carter what's our question all right factory worker huh hello my name is james charles my question is would you hook up with a person who was born a female but identifies as non-binary so you know just to give you the rundown born a straight female got boobs they got vag but identify as non-binary and if you did hook up with them could you claim to be a part of the lgbtq plus community for clout oh for clout that is a good question that's a really good question wait so non-binary they're just saying that they don't so non-binary you can't pencil them into anything but it's a woman no they're non-binary have some
Starting point is 00:39:31 respect they see themselves as like uh just kind of like like i see them as a woman you see them as a woman that's fine then then i'm doing it then you're having sex with the person you're getting the clout you're not having sex with that person you're gonna have somebody else so i'm gonna look like a good guy. Like, wow, you're a very forward thinker. You know, he's doing this. And I get,
Starting point is 00:39:48 and still get, yeah. For a boomer, he's really with the times. I know. Yeah. That's good. That's good. You're a fucking slammer.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Idiot, dude. Fuck. What was the question? Because we've talked about having sex with transvestites I mean I think it's pretty obvious I don't think you can say that anymore
Starting point is 00:40:08 can you say that I don't know I think the whole vestite part is like like a negative kind of thing really I think so
Starting point is 00:40:15 dude kind of sounds like a parasite not with me yeah that's fine okay we talked about that and we
Starting point is 00:40:20 that's fine the one today I would have done it I think so too yeah I think so too yeah we. I think so too. Yeah. We saw a trans woman.
Starting point is 00:40:27 I heard. Yeah. It's the first thing I still thought. I think it's kind of agreed upon. That brings such a good question up. How much time do we have? Claims non-binary. The only thing is.
Starting point is 00:40:37 She's born a female. I think it's pretty obvious that you would hook up with her. But I wouldn't want to though. If you're that kind of person, you're not my type of person. Not your type. I like... You like... Yeah, I like...
Starting point is 00:40:48 You like that. Different stuff. You like gray area. I like gray area stuff. I see that. I play there. I see that for you. I like your balls.
Starting point is 00:40:54 I guess his main question is, does he now get to claim LGBTQ plus? Yes. Totally do. Because they can't play the game and you're not allowed to play the game. That is kind of good. I do like that. I do like that. I don't know if you can claim that you're a part of the community, but you could game and you're not allowed to play the game that is kind of good I do like that
Starting point is 00:41:05 I do like that I don't know if you can claim that you're a part of the community but you can definitely claim you're a huge supporter I'm an ally I'm an ally because you don't discriminate
Starting point is 00:41:12 as to how it would be I'm an ally I'm in I'm in which you know you guys talked about trans I want to I've had this question
Starting point is 00:41:20 on my mind for a long time alright as males right straight cis males whatever you want to call it, is it less gay to watch porn of one man and one woman, right, just banging out normal sex, whatever, normal heterosex, or a trans woman, boobs and wiener with a cis woman?
Starting point is 00:41:45 Which one is less gay to watch? Because now, look, here's my breakdown. Here's my breakdown. You still get the same old one dick, right? One old wiener. But now you got two sets of boobs. So if you're doing math. Listen, man, I know.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Four boobs, one wiener. I'm a big math guy, too. Versus two boobs, one wiener. I'm a big math guy, too. Versus two boobs and one wiener, four boobs seems less gay. But there's also the trade-off of being trans. Does that add a little bit? Because now you're sexualizing the dick. Now you're looking at the dick.
Starting point is 00:42:21 You've always been sexualizing the dick. That's true. You're still coming to it. I've watched it all, man. You see the dick. You're sexualizing. I've seen the video you're looking at the dick. You've always been sexualizing the dick. That's true. You're still coming to it. I've watched it all, man. You see the dick. You're sexualizing. I've seen the video you're talking about. You're sexualizing.
Starting point is 00:42:30 You see the dick and you're saying, I feel a little bit. I wish that was my dick. You're not sexualizing the man's body, though. I feel a little stranger when you watch with a girl or whatever that is, that whole situation. The four tits situation. It's just a weird feeling.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Yeah. Just feels, feels strange. Yeah. It could get me there, but I, it could strange. I'm not,
Starting point is 00:42:51 I'm not asking if you come to it. I did. I have, I have. Was it hard? No, that was pretty easy. I mean,
Starting point is 00:42:59 like, was your come hard? Like, did you shoot out of your shoes? Yeah. Yeah. It's always like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:04 It's always like that. So, it's always like that. So do you think that's less gay or do you think it's... I can't wear socks, I'll stretch them out. You'll probably rip them putting them on too. Fucking gnarly feet. I want to hear your take, Bo. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:43:21 I think the trans would be a little more gay. There's four tits. There's four tits. I understand that, but if you feel like you need more tits and a dick to make you feel better about it being less gay, then maybe there's a little issue. That's not it.
Starting point is 00:43:35 It's just there's four. I'm not, oh my God, I'm going to do this because I'm not gay. It's just like, so you're looking at the dick, but then you're also like, oh, okay. And then you're looking at the body
Starting point is 00:43:43 and you're sexualizing her body with the dick. If you're looking at the dick at all, that's kind of how it is. When I'm watching porn, I'm looking at the dick, but then you're also like, oh, okay. And then you're looking at the body and you're sexualizing her body with the dick. If you're looking at the dick at all, that's kind of how it is. When I'm watching porn, I'm looking at the dick and I'm imagining that that's my dick. I don't like you. I'm not looking at his body and like, oh, yeah, that's me too. No, I'm not sexualizing his body. I don't want to see that. It's kind of weird.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Yeah. That's just how it feels. So I don't want to look at her dick and then also look at her body and be like, oh, yeah. What if you just pretended it's two chicks with a strap on? Then you could just watch a video with two chicks and a strap on. Well, of course you can, but then it's fake.
Starting point is 00:44:09 That doesn't really do it for me. It doesn't. Me either. I hate that. I get nothing off of them. I hate it. You know why? They're pretending to be me.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Yeah, that's not. My penis is not purple myself. Yeah. I don't have glitter in my wiener. It's not real. I can't relate. It all makes sense. I can't relate. So what do you think? That's a phenomenon. Dude, I don't have glitter in my wiener. It's not real. I can't relate. This all makes sense. So what do you think?
Starting point is 00:44:27 That's a phenomenon. Dude, I don't know. I didn't know they were in on that, too. If we're doing math. I know the math. I know what the math is. Four boobs, one wiener. Two boobs, one wiener.
Starting point is 00:44:36 This isn't a standard equation here. There's more to it. This is standard. More nuance. There's more nuance. This is like some physics type stuff that has some imaginary numbers in it. This is as simple as quadratic formula, dude. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:44:47 It's obviously less gay to have four boobs and one wiener. Just how it is. I feel weird about saying it, but I just like that there's just a straight dude. Yes. The fact that I could, you know. You could be that guy. No, I could. You are that guy.
Starting point is 00:45:03 That's me. Dude, hang on. I believe it. i'm a huge supporter of that too that's why i watched hot guys fuck dude yes because it's no this guy's in shape i don't see his fucking round belly with hair on it yeah that's not me that's not you i'm barely hairy except for my ass yeah and lower back but other than that i don't look look like that guy. You don't look like him. I feel that very much. I don't have a full beard. So it seems like you're kind of catering towards where I'm at. You just don't want to admit it yet.
Starting point is 00:45:32 What? How I think about it. The argument is which one's less gay. But I think we all have a preference here on what we like to come to. The more gay option. I think, and I don't know why, it sounds a little weirder to want to see that to see a woman with it's more just like sounds
Starting point is 00:45:50 it doesn't sound right for me it was like i wonder what this looks like it's a thing you look it up yeah it is a thing it is a thing you were like oh it's not that bad you know you're it's it was just like there's always a mood for something you know something different wasn't great was this after you had been like looking for 20 minutes and now you're like in fucking horny mode and you need something crazy? Those are,
Starting point is 00:46:09 I don't know, dude. Outside your norm, maybe? It was like two weeks ago. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. He's not kidding. Wow.
Starting point is 00:46:16 No, I've been off the sauce for a little bit. Yeah. I'm off the sauce right now. It's good. It feels good. But, yeah, no. Well, I want to know, what do you guys think? In the comments, are you asking? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ask in the sauce right now. It's good. It feels good. But, yeah, no. Well, I want to know.
Starting point is 00:46:25 What do you guys think? In the comments? Are you asking? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ask in the comments. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Put yourself out there and let me know if you're into it. Was this a question that was asked or did this just come up? He just came up from Cade's question about the... No, that was James Charles. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Wait, who? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Cade Charles. Fuck. Jane oh yeah oh fuck wait who oh no Kate Charles fuck so I think we we agreed we can put it in our bios that we're part of the LGBTQ I don't know if I've been
Starting point is 00:46:53 with a non-binary you guys can yeah I've never been with a non-binary me either at least not while I was with it maybe that's changed
Starting point is 00:47:01 since I don't know it I'd have to look I don't know if you could do that. With it. They're nice. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Thanks for tuning in this week, guys. Remember to send in those questions, and we'll see you guys next week. That was good. We might have to blur out like that. Yeah. All right. We're out. Yeah.

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