Who Knows? Who Cares. - We're Back and We're Sorry...

Episode Date: August 15, 2022

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I didn't see it happen. That's how you don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's fair. Don't lie. Yeah! I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't, I didn't. You know what Go said?

Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. Wow. We are here. Wow. What? What? What? What? bricked up after kissing. No, you're not. We are here. Wow.

What's up, guys? It's only been a week, right? A week since last episode. We just haven't posted anything, right? A week and fucking 30 days or something. But I think this is 22. I want to say this is 22. Yep.

Somewhere around there. I like that number. Bo's been a problem for us, not just you guys as well. I've been a problem once for you guys. Couple times. The amount of times that I have allotted

this time slot for this podcast and it hasn't happened and I cancel plans because like, no, Wednesday, I can't do that. No, Wednesdays, I'm busy.

There was one time Logan was sick. Family dinner tonight. You can't knock. You can't knock. Logan was sick. You know, he probably got it from you. I've got a bad memory system. Well, he's knock. Logan was sick. You know, he probably got it from you.

I've got a bad memory system. Well, he's dirty too. Yeah, he is. So he probably gave it to you. I washed my hands. Other than that,

I think that's the only thing that kind of wasn't your fault. That's always my fault. There was one. It was my fault. Carter was out. We came. We didn't want to do it.

Whatever. We missed Carter. But other than that. You don't realize how how important he is behind the scenes. I realize that. Carter does a lot. I realize that a lot. Carter wasn't here. I was like, this is not the same.

Do you need Carter around? We're finally back. Feels good. I know we've had it. It just feels good to be here. A couple of angry people, you know, getting at us like, dude, where the fuck's he at? Where are you? We're busy men. I'm here, but Bo's not. So we got Bo back.

One week. We got him under contract. Okay. And Bo's going to start showing up a little bit more. As usual, this voice is Andrew. I've got Logan on my left. Go ahead and say something to him. He doesn't want to say anything.

I'm Bo on the right. We can just get right into it. That's fine. Real quick before we start, I want to shout out to Patreon. We normally do it at the end of every episode, but I want you guys to know about it. It's only a dollar a month. Yeah, go check that out. It's about 30 minutes of extra content at the beginning of the episode and the end where

we just kind of shoot the shit and talk. So yeah, like I said, go check that out. Like I said, it's only a dollar a month. If we ever say any names on accident, it's on that shit. That's dangerous. That's very dangerous. Because we come and I come sit up here

and I forget that we're recording. Every time we say it, and there's a blurb, a beep, that's what's happening. We're sellouts, you know? That's for Jaden, though. It is for Jaden. It's for Jaden.

It's for Jaden and every one of us. Is that? No, I think so. There's like 150aden though. It is for Jaden. It's for Jaden. It's for Jaden and every one of us. Is that? No. Yeah, I think so. There's like 150 other people too in the Patreon. Yeah, somewhere around there. Don't miss out because it's going to $2 pretty soon. Okay.

Get in while you can. But we actually have a new segment for you guys. This is... Who knows? Who cares? Breaking news. Oh, nice. You sounded really strong on that.

It's probably probably a conversation otherwise i'm coming a little bit from the beginning of an episode so for our breaking news we've got frank ocean is selling golden diamond cock rings i don't know if you guys have seen this um frank always wanted one of those luxury brand homer has released a new collection of accessories uh including pendants earrings a keychain and the triple xl h bone ring triple xl yeah so he's hung like that i don't know if that is just a name or if it's for the side that would scare me off from buying it to me it would make me feel really good for buying that. It's a diamond-encrusted 18-karat gold cock ring. It runs $25,000. What's the positive to having gold-plated cock rings?

It won't turn your dick green. I don't even know the positive to having a cock ring. It won't turn your dick green. You get big energy. Diamonds are stones. I can tell you how a cock green. When you turn it to green, you get big energy. Diamonds or stones. I can tell you how cock green works. I was going to ask that. That was my question.

How do you guys feel about cock jewelry? Piercings, rings. I've seen one before. You've seen it in person. Flaccid or hard? You've seen it being used wow well you've seen it being used

or you just found one okay that's on the floor after he took it off he found it I didn't use it I just run across

a concrete but then it was like wait a second what is this how does it work it made sense so basically you know how

a pump yeah it just fills it up why is he looking at me when he says pump you got one you got a pump I don't have one of those anyways Bo's got a penis pump we're gonna all fills it up. Why is he looking at me when he says that? You got one. You got a pump. I don't have one of those.

Anyways, Bo's got a penis pump. We're gonna all share it too, but he hasn't. He's stingy. There's cum in it probably. So basically, it just traps it.

Like, you ever like, this is my, you put it on before, right? Yeah. So you put it on before, then you get hard,

and then it just keeps you hard? I think the theory is it lets blood in, but it lets it out slower than normal. Like, it kind of suffocates. It's like the light bulb thing. You put a light bulb in your mouth, can't take it out? Yeah, kind of.

Just kind of like that, yeah, I guess. Yeah, that's actually exactly what it's like. So, it's basically, though, it's like... I don't know why I thought of that. It just keeps you swollen, you know? Okay. And just keeps more blood in. That sounds cool.

Always throbbing, yeah. It's like, yeah, it's like you're throbbing the whole time. Okay. But gold and diamonds now on top okay so i mean a little bit i guess it's just to look cooler right have you guys ever seen 300 yeah yes now now it's like the one guy the persian guy the persian whatever oh with all the piercings heinous is bringing that same same energy okay well that's fine i don't know why it's triple xl that seems like it's yeah no i mean, I mean, I'm cool with that. Not the piercings.

I would never pierce anything. You know what's funny? I'd be too scared to get it caught. What's the pro to that? Have you guys ever seen... Do you guys know that dick piercing is a thing? I mean, I've heard of it. Are you guys aware of that?

Yeah. I don't... Do you know where that would happen on your penis? It's underneath, right? You can get underneath. I think it's almost like a septum, like under your meat. And then I think there is like a urethra hook as well that can go in. So there's also one.

So it's like the top of the head, and it goes like through the top of the head. So it's like two beads bar through on the top of your head. Is that for her pleasure or for mine? Yeah, that's for hers. Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah. But like you

gotta be really committed i'd rather just throw a couple babies in there like yeah my sister was telling me that like one guy she dated um i don't know if he had it at the time but like or she got it after he's like yeah like he got his dick pierced and i was like man that's crazy like what did you and you can't really ask like oh how is that yeah like how was the sensation i didn't ask her okay i think that's where we're going how stimulating was that sis no i didn't do that but she did tell me she's like yeah it was weird like would you be mad if like one of your closest friends asked so we could know for the show i mean there's gotta be i could ask yeah i could ask now. We're old enough. It's got to be a certain type of man that gets

Yeah, this is a backpack in the day. Okay. Yeah, we've always been tight. Yeah. I don't think I'd ever

get one, but no. A cock ring or a piercing? No, a piercing. I might fool around with it.

If you give me one, I'll use it. I'm definitely open to trying that. Not the gold plated one to start. Bring it to the party. And there's some cock rings

that come with a ring around the top just for like the meat and then a separate ring for how does that work for the balls for the balls why it's like separate tech but for why would you want the balls there's one for the balls too so they pinch the balls at the top i've always seen like it gets all of them balls and wiener in one ring that that's what i've heard yeah i've seen that too that's this is my issue So it's like all of it goes through the same. Are you getting less dick though? No.

Is it constricting the amount of dick you get? No. Because I need everything. I know we need all of it. I need all of it. All the same boat. I can't afford to sacrifice anything.

I can't sacrifice that little whatever that is. You could probably put the ring on, half chub it up, pump it up and now you're stuck pumped. It's probably best. That might be sweet.

Best rotation. That might be sweet. Best rotation. That might be sweet. So give me a cock ring for my birthday. Okay. I'll use it. Yeah, Bo turns 39 this year? 38. 38 this year, my bad.

So many just blurs. I could do cock ring. Okay. Help you keep it up a little bit. That'd be sweet. Mm-hmm. Send us pictures in the group chat, guys, before or after. Yeah, before or after.

Check this out. That's happened to me before. That'd be sweet. I've seen my brother's chat, guys, before or after. Check this out. That's happened to me before. That'd be sweet. I've seen my brother's wiener that way. He's just showing off. No, in a group chat. No, we didn't want to see it. We were all there for that.

His girlfriend ended up sending it to the entire group chat. Which, that's the problem. I don't know why his girlfriend was ever in our group chat. She was one of the boys, I guess. Why did she get in our group chat? Ask him. You just literally see a picture of Matt just full body in the mirror. Just dick.

Just dick out. Neck down, nine inch piece. I think his face was in it, no? No. A clear Dasani bottle right next to it. It was an Arrowhead bottle. I still have that image in my mind. Still got that to this day.

That bottle looks small. Yeah. Is that off an airplane? What a jerk. Yeah. Off an airplane? What a jerk. You know what I mean? Fuck, man. Yeah, no, he took all the wiener from the family for sure. So unlucky.

Well, the other news story I had for you guys was just the whole Brittany Griner thing. She had a trial and she's been sentenced to nine years. For those who don't know. In Russian prison. Oh, fuck. In Russia. And the WNBA player who was arrested for having, I'm pretty sure it was just a little bit of weed on her. It was a cartridge, right?

It was a pen. Yeah, it was a pen. It was a cartridge? Yeah. Well, like, you got to know, though. I mean, it's... You got to know, hey, I'm in Russia. Let me not fuck up.

I understand both sides. You're bringing, like, quote unquote, drugs on the international flight. But at the same time, it's like not very much. But you're still stupid for even attempting that smuggling, you know, whatever you want to call it, drugs into a different country. It's literally like what you're saying right now is like if I smuggled like three beers onto a flight i should go to jail for nine years well no i i don't think the sentence is proper at all that's what it is yeah that's the same it's like drugs is like three beers now we lose a prisoner to get her dumb ass back no we're not getting her back i don't think i thought i thought they were trading so part of that's what i was

looking into part of the trial going forward is it typically those that stuff takes a while but they pushed it forward because apparently the u.s and russia and works to trade britney griner as well as a i believe just a military prisoner of war um for a russian prisoner of war. But the Russian prisoner, it's like they're making trade deals. No, but the Russian prisoner that we have is like the top arms dealer Russia has ever produced.

His, his name, let her go to prison. I can't remember his name, but his name was like, it was something like kill squad or something like, like that was his code name or something. She brings like 40 grand to an arena.

That's what she does. Keeper, you know? Yeah. Or a guy who's responsible for like thousands of deaths. Now, fair trade. We need our citizens back for sure. Stupid. But yeah, that does it for breaking news.

Some of the things that we wanted to talk about today. Let us know, Carter. Talk your shit. Yeah, so I want to know if you guys have ever prematurely come during... Have I ever? The plan was to have sex, but it didn't

quite get there. For who? Plan for who, Carter? Just the fact that that's what we're talking about, I can't wait to relive it right now. Because those... When you can't wait. I like just the fact that that's what we're talking about. I can't wait to relive it right now. Cause like those, like, like when you can't control yourself, those are the best ones.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like when, so like, this is how I feel like sex goes with people. So it's like, if it's really new, you know,

you don't know what's going to happen. Right. But like when you're like seasoned in the game with the same person, you almost are just like, okay, this is more about how well I can perform right? But like when you're like seasoned in the game with the same person, you almost are just like, okay, this is more about how well I can perform right now versus like how hot this gets for me. Can I beat the record?

Yeah. So like when you're pre-coming, it's because like you, no matter what you want, you want to hold on to like, you don't want to let go right now. No, you don't. But it's so hot,

you can't not. Pre-coming or like coming early? Coming early. Okay. Ejaculation prematurely. Pre-come serves its purpose. We'll call it e-pre. Okay. I like that. I like that. When you e-pre, it's not what you wanted to do. No. It was out of

your hands. But it's never bad. No, no, no. No. It's not for you? No. You never just said that? Oh, wow. You got to explain yourself afterwards. Yeah Every time this never happens look it's been a while. Yeah, okay It's it's Lydia a one-time thing. I'm sorry Dude, I still remember one. Okay. It was so so bad just cuz it was like so quick

Hmm, it was so so okay technically wasn't e pre because we were having sex okay but it was still like very much just too quick it was so you just get that sensation and you're just like oh fuck dude and you just can't there's no stopping it it was one of those where like we were in their garage okay so this this has been something that has been long desired it was like it makes it it's like a sneaking around thing or in a garage it's not where you want to be i mean it was where you wanted to be right where you need to be the perfect taboo it's what the doctor ordered for yes and it was like honestly it was maybe a minute in a dream come true I remember It was the craziest sensation He's drooling right now

He's drooling Reliving it Alright Tell me when to stop To the cum zone Just suck it up man If you want me to stop I'll stop

No no go ahead Keep going The inside of my thighs Got hot That's never happened Just now? No no no Oh okay

During Like it was like Like heat was coming from here. And I was like, what is going on? I couldn't hold it. But it was like, two, yeah, two minutes in. Done. And I was like, I'm sorry. Like, I don't.

This has never happened. Yeah, it happened. This has never happened, but. After I was 18. It's never happened Even like early on He's different You've been fucking for so long

You started at such a young age Like 25 How was it for you? It was so bad It was so bad I'm 25 and I'm like I've had sex with 2 3 times maybe At 25, I'm 25, and I'm like, I've not had, I've had sex with two, like, three times maybe.

Total. At 25. Yeah. And I'm having sex with, yeah. Three times one boy. That's what it was. With a new girl, and I'm like, you're just in your head, like, okay, I can't come quick. I can't come quick.

I remember being with this girl, and she was giving me head, and I was like, I had already felt it. And I'm like, okay, fuck, like, I need to hold this in. Think of my grandma. I probably put my dick in for three seconds. And it was, I tried to pull it out, but I had already started coming. And I just,

I came on my bed and then I was just like, I tried to play it off. And I'm like, I don't know what, I was just so, I was so turned on. This is what, dude,

that's what it is. I was just so turned on. There's a point to where like, you can pull out, stop, but like still shoot a little bit and you'd be fine to go again. Yeah. I didn't so too hard. There's a point to where you can pull out, stop, but still shoot a little bit, and you'd be fine to go again. Yeah, I didn't know that yet. Or you're like, all right, fuck it, I'm here.

I'm going to let it go. And then you just fully bust, and it's like, okay, it's nap time. But if you catch it before, you're like, okay, that wasn't a full comp, but too much came out, you wipe the head a little bit and go back in. Is that what happened? Or were you just full out? No, I. I came and I just let it go. And I was like, oh fuck.

You didn't realize you could pinch them at the game. You know, I didn't know that yet. But luckily, I was, you know, I'm young

and I had a lot of testosterone flowing. About half an hour later, I was good to go. It lasted longer. Yeah. Okay. So I made up for it. It was just really awkward

for that little bit. But you didn't know at the time that you could stop the overflow. No. And then just go right back. It's like once it hits a certain point, something is going to come out. But if you just like clench hard enough, just that minimum is going to shoot out.

Yeah. Is how I kind of feel. You can keep it under control for sure. Keep going. I didn't know that yet. I was so new to the game. You guys were supposed to tell me these things. A little pinch in the gooch and you could cut off some blood. Yeah, you can keep it under control for sure. Keep going. I didn't know that yet. I was so new to the game, you guys were supposed to tell me these things. A little pinch in the gooch

and you could cut off some blood. Yeah, for sure. Not completely, because there's already some in the tank. You just got to press on your prostate really hard. No, no, no. Hurt it almost. Get hemorrhoids about it.

I've gotten so much better at that. I've gotten really good. Yeah, no, it's... Once you master it, it's... My girl asked me, did you come? No. Not that much.

No. Not enough to tell you about it yeah yeah you think i came already bitch no uh-uh i got control like that i just pre a lot sometimes sometimes i could go like 10 20 minutes sometimes it's like two or three and i have to come already no no i don't i don't but now i just embrace it when i come i'm like okay i'm gonna hold it in for a little bit and i'm gonna keep going just tell her like nothing happened you really put it down tonight yeah something was different this is all you for sure i don't know all you for sure but maybe not always i

it's so funny that this was brought up because i was thinking about this today by myself where it's like when you maybe i come too fast but no when you first start hooking up with somebody like it's almost like something new something whatever it is it's just like oh man this is so great like no matter what it is it's like this is great is it ever that you're also in your head about it

you're like fuck I don't want to come too quick because I feel like I do that and then I come too quick I don't think about that it's just like this is good yeah

yeah this is good and then like but you think it and then it's like it is kind of good and it's too good like that quick

so that's what I was talking about though where it's like it is kind of good and it's too good that quick so that's what i was talking about though where it's like you first start hooking up with somebody and then like after a while you're like okay it's just about like how will i perform today well when i was younger and you know this like like young like 14 through 17 maybe i would i would talk about it a lot before anything would happen oh yeah yeah so it yeah, yeah. So you would set the tone. Oh, dude, I would. See, I'm opposite. I don't do that.

Well, I was 14. Well, yeah. So you probably do this now. He talks a big talk. Yeah, it's like, oh my, this is what's going to happen. And then it starts to happen. You're like, oh my God. This is real.

And then you can't hang, right? It's like, oh my, this is everything I've ever wanted. This is dream come true and i'm feeling it live yeah because i was you know busting my bed thinking about it yeah now it's like wow shit it's in front of me this is not and you can come quick in your bed thinking about it well i know i know exactly what i like as i'm saying but without it even happening yeah now it's happening and it's good oh man what am i supposed to do yeah i can't say no no it's good. Oh man. What am I supposed to do? I can't say no. No. It's me.

Yeah, your body's not gonna let you. So you prematurely E-pre. nuts. It's crazy good. And there's nothing you can do but apologize. That's it.

It's on me. Hey, you did really good. Yeah, literally. You just do that. How could you be mad at somebody? You can't be mad at somebody for being like I expect nothing less.

You did too well. I should feel bad. Give me all the setup already. That's crazy. That's a drizzy, huh? I'm sorry. Yes. Look, you did what exactly I wanted.

Yeah. But it was a little early for me. But it was, I wouldn't have any other way. It happens. Yeah. You know, that's how it should have been. I should be apologizing to you because it's so good.

That's, that's what it was when I was young. For sure. Fine. All right. Well, um, so it seems like people in relationships don't really post each other that

often. Good ones. 24. Yeah. Good relationships. At least I wanted to know what you guys thought about that. I'm full support. Well, we don't post anything in general.

Does your girl use Instagram? Really? Probably not. Yeah, not much. Not much. Definitely. Sorry. No, go ahead.

Go ahead, Carter. You want to mull that under your breath like we can't fucking hear you? Let him know. You got a mic right there, man. Carter, say it again. What'd you say? We said both an idiot.

Jesus. I mean, I'll go first if you guys want. Go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead We said both an idiot. Jesus. I mean, I'll go first if you guys want. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm not in a relationship. I don't know. Fully believe those who like are like, oh, my God, just love my baby. You know, every week, whatever.

This is my man, whatever. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. You have to post it so much that nobody thinks different of what you're posting. And that's why you post it. You got some other shit going on or you're not really happy.

There's other shit going on. And I also think people do that too, just to like either get back at their exes or like, just to like show it off to somebody like, Oh yeah, I have somebody. It's like, yeah,

for other people. Yeah. Nobody cares. The only time I've ever posted about a relationship is when I was long distance and the whole relationship was long distance. So it wasn't like, it wasn't with that one. It was with the other one. Far away one.

Bald one. Yeah. Does that mean? No, that's true. She made the decision. It's just obvious. Yeah. Fucking one, all sides.

One everywhere. Bald. Yeah. But like yeah. Fucking one all sides, one everywhere. She's bald. Yeah. But the reason why, though, was because... You were in love. Was definitely in love. So deep. But two, it was also the fact that we couldn't express that in any other way other than like,

this is my public declaration. We're a thousand miles away tonight, but you look so pretty. Hey there, Delilah. Yeah exactly. Yeah you do. But like every other relationship that I've ever had

like that's been in person has I've never even acknowledged online that they exist. You can just go do it. No yeah. I care about you.

Unless you did like something really cool or like somebody took a picture of you guys like oh that's a good picture. Oh okay like let me show this off. Other than that though

I've never once. Like trade. Yeah like if you had a picture like that with your girl you're like okay i want to post this yeah i want to show how cool how beautiful this moment was yeah but that's about it yeah i feel the same way i think it's all like bullshit really like i don't understand the mentality of like i'm having so much fun right now let me pull out my phone to record like somebody else's. It's like, no, let's just enjoy this moment. Why are we, why are we recording it? I think it's just who we like grew up around.

Yeah. Like we kind of all got bullied for that. Like if we were to do it, I kind of didn't. The one thing we have been a lot better about is like taking pictures, but it is cool to see just to have them. But like, yeah,

it's not for like to post them. It's just like, so we have them. That's what I need to get. Yeah. I hate taking them, but I love, yeah,

I look at them. I love looking at them. I'm like so we have them that's what i need to get yeah i hate taking them but i love yeah you gotta look at them i love looking at them i'm like damn that looks good i remember like what you look i remember i always look good yeah i remember what this felt like in that moment yeah like when you know our last cambridge that we went on but wasn't there but yeah but us three were there we were all there this year was so i have i have a job an adult job that requires me to work adult jobs three days a week yeah yeah adult job that requires me to work. Adult jobs. I have a job three days a week. Yeah. Adult job over the weekends.

Stop the cap. So much fun. I was like, damn, I wish we took more. Yeah. But I don't want to pose for them. There's a balance though because you don't want to,

like you don't want to ruin those moments by like, oh, hey, let's take a picture. It's like, no, we're all enjoying ourselves

because then it like takes you out of the moment. Most of the time though, it's so easy. You just like, hold on, don't move. Click, right back to it. Yeah. And ourselves because then it like takes you out of the moment most of the time though it's so easy you just like hold on don't move click right back yeah and that's why i like you know our little lds friend he loves staying sober of course he's always ready yeah he's like oh this looks nice snap yeah then you see him later like holy shit this is good you're doing the worm on the floor yes rocks yes and he's. Yes. And he's fine. He's like, I'll get a picture of this. Thank you for being the one that the group needs kind of thing. I feel that.

Yeah. We need more of those. Actually, no. What was the question? Did we even answer the question? How do you feel about couples who take pictures? Oh, yeah, no.

Like social media. Yeah, I feel like nobody wants to see it either. No. Nobody wants to see it. It was even like, who talked about people that take pictures of their babies

and they just show their babies over. And I was like, okay, nobody wants to see it it's it was even like who talked about like people that take pictures of their babies like they just show their babies over and i was like okay nobody wants to see this man he's ugly most nobody wants to see this we okay you had a baby cool we don't need to see it doing literally nothing i see why you're still you know a little bit cool like yeah it takes a little bit of time yeah sure fine your kid's ugly i don't care i'm all for the one you know you post every now and then yeah you post every now and then you're posting your significant other every every other day it's like birthday are you that bored yeah birthday what's going on here like that board i think what it is is like there's not much going on yeah so it's like you got to create something gotta create some kind of thing people care about engagement too much that makes sense

like oh my god like they commented like, people see how happy we are in this picture only. I don't go home and he beats me, but this picture, look at us. We're under the mistletoe. Comment.

Yeah, fuck that. Nah. Stupid. It's all bullshit. If you post a lot, you're getting cheated on. For sure.

Or you're cheating. Or you're cheating. 100% of the time, somebody's getting cheated on. That's it. All right. Well, I've got a moral question for you guys. you're cheating. Or you're cheating. 100% of the time somebody's getting cheated on. That's it. All right. Well, I've got a moral question for you guys.

I like these. I like these. Five million dollars. Right? So you have to fuck your brother or sister, so your sibling. You have to kill your mom

or you have to be homeless for 10 years. Which one are you choosing? This is like gun to your head. You have to choose. It's like, gun to your head, you have to choose? It's like, hey, we'll give you $5 million

if you do one of these three. But what if I just don't want the $5 million? Yeah, I would rather not having the $5 million. Okay, gun to your head then,

fine. Homeless for 10 years? It's $5 million. You can't just... Okay, $20 million. Listen, man.

Nah, $20 is too much. I'm not having sex with my brother or sister. 20 is more reasonable. You'd say you fuck anybody for 20 million. Yes.

What I'm saying is, listen, if this is gonna happen. You're fucking your mom for 20 million. Listen, if this is gonna happen. 20 million.

Listen, if this is gonna happen, I gotta split it with the other party if we're gonna have sex. So it's like two and a half million is not enough

for both of us. Big look. Mom or sis? No, you're killing mom. No, killing mom. I'm not going to kill my mom. I can't kill my mom. I can't fuck my brother or sister.

You don't have a brother so you don't know what that would be like. I could maybe kill my mom. I could definitely fuck my brother. What was the last one? Be homeless for 10 years before you get the money. Can I pick the 10 years that I get to be homeless for?

Like, can I go live for 10 years in my prime and then go be homeless at like 40? No. I like that idea. It has to be before. It has to be before you get the money. So I guess if you want, you know, what is it, five, 10 million, five?

It's five million. Yeah, five million. Five million at 50, you could do that. 40 to 50, you could be homeless what kind of homeless are we talking about like literally on the sidewalk 10 years just enough to live

think about you being 13, 14 it's whatever homeless you want you could go to California and be homeless on the beach I know but 10 years of that I've barely been alive for 10 years I couldn't do that either i don't know what i would i look mom these are my options you want me to be homeless for 10 years or do you want me to fuck my sister or brother no i would not want that he's he's got

a sister dude okay he's got a sister i'm fucking big bro i'm taking that 100 you're gonna knock down your brother i'm knocking knocking big bro down that would be the best option yeah but you guys know my brother the thing is you got a sister too though shut the fuck up just saying man i wouldn't even choose my brother if i had a sister not even an option right carter how about you you might answer on this which one are you choosing if i had a brother it'd be brother your brother would understand yeah oh dude yeah so because you have a brother he's about his bag as well yeah hey bro we'll split this yeah 10 million he's not about for most brothers maybe my brother okay but you guys have multiple sisters which one are you choosing i'm like i'm like trying to like think about like the,

like I'm like, listen, I could be like, oh yeah, me and scissors are gonna, like I'm trying to think like that, but it's like I'm thinking about like what I'd actually like say to them, like try to propose this, like. Trying to lure them in. Yeah, like hey, listen, this is our opportunity.

He's always got the sales mindset. Try to sell them on it. I just know. Think about it. 20 minutes. This is our margin here. I just know that I could never do it. Like, I know in my heart and soul it would never happen.

You know what I mean? I know what you mean, man. I love to think like i really could get that back but i just i don't see it happening we'd probably destroy each other for what 500k realistically oh we'd we'd bang out yeah i'd probably do it probably half a million so like we're basically related i know but it's like that's so much different there's no real blood that's so much different it's like we're just so tight we could fuck each other and you know what it is hey we fucked for 500K.

Yeah, we came up on a big old bag. Dab each other up. Like, where are we going now? Yeah. I'm still, I'm picking big bro, dude. Yeah, but. Now that I think about it, moms could pass somehow. Mm-hmm.

Life insurance. 20 million plus that. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Five million plus a little extra. Fuck it, maybe I kill my mom. Yeah. Can I double up, Carter? Can I kill my mom can I double up

Carter can I kill my mom and fuck big bro and just cash out for 10 for 10 I don't see why not okay run that

yeah 10 you guys who's next I don't know if I have an answer to this one what was

or be homeless I guess I'd be homeless kill mom fuck sibling be homeless 10 this one what was or be homeless i guess i'd be homeless kill mom sibling be homeless 10 years i'd have to be homeless out of the three but i wouldn't i wouldn't do any of those if there was a choice it was like hey you don't have to yeah i wouldn't do it this is easily morally you know the best option i couldn't kill my mom but quickest sibling for sure. Yeah. I just don't I don't need.

So like this is what you can think about. This is because we're in the same boat. There are twins who do porn together. They're not fucking each other though are

they? Sometimes they are. Maybe sometimes they're eating each other. The guys? Nah it's girls usually. Yeah that's a girl you're not getting

fucked by another girl. I know but you know you can't really get fucked by another woman if you're a woman. I can't like really commit on this. I know, but you know, you can't really get fucked by another woman. If you're a woman, I can't like really commit on this. I don't know if I've seen this, but like,

I'm sure they are playing with each other, you know, eating each other's box and whatnot. So it's like, Oh, you know, I don't know. Maybe it's not that bad.

I don't know. Cause like, I do like the quickest way to get 5 million 20 million money's money money is money the quickest way is kill your mom no i know but that's the quickest yeah i know yeah so it's like oh yeah i don't know i'm fucking big bro i'm topping big bro for sure you're gonna top your big i can't take big bro yeah no you're you're topping he is big bro i'm topping big bro for sure you're gonna top your big i can't take big bro yeah no he is big bro yeah yeah i can't handle that man i got ass but not that much you know no you don't you don't have nearly enough to no i need i need a nicky or or a kim k asked to at least stop half the wiener from puncturing my heart.

Big bro's hung. For sure. All right. Well, one thing I just thought of, I want to know who here is most likely to get monkey pox do you guys think?

Bo. How would you say me? Fuck. Actually, Logan has gotten every viral illness ever. Logan's had swine flu. He's had COVID

a bunch of times. He's had COVID a bunch of times. He's had fucking pneumonia. He's the only person I've ever met that has actually had pneumonia. I thought this shit was fake. Oh, don't go outside wet in the winter. You don't get pneumonia. Logan fucking had pneumonia.

A couple times. In a fucking high school. A couple times. I've had it over twice. Three times? Who gets pneumonia in high school? Dude, get the vaccine. There's not a pneumonia vaccine.

What did you get if they had one? Three times. Yeah. Three times, put pneumonia. You've had it. P-N-M-O-N-I-A. I've never even come close to pneumonia. I thought it was like an old person thing. I thought it was fake.

You got pneumonia and you died. it was like an old person thing. I thought it was just... No, you're just like really old. I thought it was fake. You got pneumonia and you died. That was my like reason to stop smoking was because I'm the only one in my whole family who's like, what is that called? Lung disabled? Like prone to diseases. Prone to like respiratory illness.

You got bad lungs. I do have bad lungs. And so it's like, oh, I would be the one to get fucked on. You're smoking again though, right? Not again. He never, he never,

he still smokes. Yeah. It's hard, dude. I get it. So it's like, yeah, you know,

it's whenever, it's all fun. It's like a joke. It's like, hi, just smoke a little bit. I smoke a little bit. It's like,

you know, so that was my reason to stop smoking. It was like, listen, like I am, I might die. I would be the one to die from it.

Yes, you would. Am I in your will at all? No, I don't have a will yet. Yeah, you shouldn't. Get one ASAP, dude. I should. My motorcycles would be up and running pretty soon. Put me fifth in line.

What do you want? Nothing. I just want to be in it. I want to be part of it. Yeah. You just want to be called in the room. I'll speak at your funeral. Okay.

I have such a good deal with you. think so yeah senior brahm is coming out just so you know you tell my mom what happened yes yeah everybody yeah senior prom is a very good night for me your mom lied for me on senior bro i know his mom his mom lied for me wow yeah it was pretty tight because i said that I was at Carter's house and then my mom was like, I'm here right now. At Carter's house? Where the fuck are you? On prom night?

On prom the next day. Come on, mom. I was like, well, we went to go get donuts. For six hours. We went and got donuts. We brought them to the girl's house the next morning. We're not hungover at all.

I didn't want to bring anyone home because Andrew drank that night. He blamed me. I have never drank a day in my life before senior prom, by the way. Drew's a freshman in college. That's okay. No, I'm a senior. No, it was your junior.

I was embarrassed. I didn't want to bring andrew home drunk and like you have a bad reflection on him and she's like oh i wouldn't care but i was like well i don't know i was like you can ask you can ask you can ask you can ask drina srina moms what happened and she would verify that's what happened and and i told her and i was like drina can you back me up on this she's like please drina i got you mom's wow solid yeah i'm kind of cool sometimes she's she's honestly always cool she gets it she's cool hey tell me before you go and die so you'd fuck your mom no i'd kill her i'd kill her for the money for sure she's had it she's She's had a run. But yeah. No mom. Mom held it down for sure. I think your mom like did text or call though.

Like 100%. I think she asked. That sounds right to me. My mom knew the whole time. She understood. Like hey I know you're gonna drink. Senior prom. Yeah.

Just let me know. We were responsible. Come on. Yeah. We all stayed there. Yeah. We lied where we were but well they lied

where they were. What are you gonna do? Yeah. You know. What are you gonna do yeah you know what are you gonna do if you die that's coming out though alright so who's getting monkey pox answer that real quick I think Bo I'm in a position

at work to get it first I would say Bo yeah just cause he worked with so many international dirty people yeah whores I'm the most prone to disease

yeah maybe just women just whores in general yeah Bo works with them all all of them oh thank you thank you.

Oh, thank you. Is that what you do? Literally, he fucking bows. He bows. I don't necessarily bow, but you know, some guy hands you $100. Oh, thank you.

Thank you. That's what you do. He leaves you some money. Oh, thank you. Thank you. No, I don't say that. I feel like it shows appreciation. You could pass for a little bit of Asian

if you wanted to. I could. I could. You could very easily pass. He has such ambiguous eyes. I don't it shows appreciation. You could pass for a little bit of Asian if you wanted to. I could. You could very easily pass for Asian. He has such ambiguous eyes. Okay, if somebody hands you $100,

how do you show appreciation? Oh, thanks, man. Thanks, brother. Yeah, that doesn't feel good. I don't want to do a full Korean accent.

That doesn't feel good. If you handed somebody $100 and they're like, oh, thank you so much. That means a lot. If you had to say one thing wrong about Bo's eyes, what would you say? What do you mean they're like, oh, thank you so much. Like, that means a lot. If you had to say one thing wrong about Bo's eyes,

what would you say? What do you mean? Like, just like, what makes him stand out from his eyes? You go first. I gotta know what you're talking about.

I would say they're a little bit far apart. As to why he doesn't have like a specific, like, okay, Bo's Mexican or Bo's white. I get everything.

I get everything. Yeah. And he's literally 90% European. Bo's Mexican I get everything Bo's white I get everything yeah and he's literally 90% European Bo's just white no I'm 50% European I thought it was 80 or something stupid no it's like 48

what is your Spanish Native American Western European yeah he's a mutt I'm a mutt so am I

I have had a lot of people ask if you were Asian I get that all the time which I don't get your eyes are always like like wide and they're're nine inches apart. Yeah. So it's like, I don't know how they would ever get Asian to me.

I don't know. I would only get Filipino Asian out of Beau. Maybe Filipino, yeah, I guess. Any other Asian out of Beau. You could totally be Asian. Speaking of Asian. I could be anything I want. If you told me you were Asian, I'd be like, whoa.

I feel like I could say Asian. I could say Mexican. I could say Italian. I could say all kinds of stuff. You'd be like, oh, yeah feel like I could say Asian. I could say Mexican. I could say Italian. I could say all kinds of stuff. You'd be like, oh, yeah. You could tell me on all of those and be like, oh, yeah. Yeah, I see that. Yeah.

You're brown. Yeah. Okay. At the end of the day. Speaking of Asians, we got some trouble heading our way. What's up, boys? My name's John. I'm from Nashville, Tennessee.

Some of you may know me as Double Trouble or Double Trouble John John. Most of you probably know me as Frank Out of the East, though. Frank Out of the East. My question for you guys is, would you rather spend the rest of your life with a girl that has no personality that you never connect with, but is just the craziest, wildest sex of your life every time? Or would you rather spend the rest of your life with the girl that has all the personality in the world, you guys connect on everything,

you relate, you can talk for hours, never get bored, but she's the most boring vanilla sex of your life. And I need to know why. Love you guys. Big fan of the show. I'm bringing trouble back to know why. Love you guys. Big fan of the show. I'm bringing Trouble back to Vegas soon.

That is very well said. Fucking best question I've ever had. Best question that we've ever had. That was recorded before the Little River Band trip. I fucking love the Little River Band trip. How solid is that guy? Fuck, dude. That is so good. The whole? Yeah. Fuck, dude. That is so good.

The whole question was asked perfectly. It's so clear. Yeah. What does he have? Does he have like a shirt? Shirt mic? Is that what that is? Fuck, man.

Oh, man. Okay. Yeah. So I've been in both positions. Okay. Yeah. I would say me too. I've been in both like areas. Bo's been in one. Yeah. I've been in both positions. Okay. Yeah, I would say me too. I've been in both areas.

Bo's been in one. Yeah, I've been in one position. One position. It is a lose-lose. Bo, do not answer. What he said was it was the best sex ever. No, no, he said every time. Every time.

Like it just progressively gets better? Yeah. Oh, my God. That's what I'm saying. It can be, though. It can be real. You time. Like it just progressively gets better? Yeah. Oh, my God. Is that real? That's what I'm saying. But that's the question. It can be, though. It can be real. You can only get your ass eaten and it's topped out.

But I'm saying, like, so you get your ass eaten. Mm-hmm. Out of nowhere, she slips a finger in and you come hard. You didn't know. You didn't know. Then what? Two fingers. She stretched me out.

Yeah, but, like, you're like, this is better and better each time. You know what I mean? It gets more and more severe. Or it's just great each time. It doesn't even have to get better. You go first. I'm trying to think it out, though, because it's like, he said better every time. So that's crazy.

Yeah. Right? That's nuts. It's just always like a top. Just tighter and tighter. It top. It gets better and better. She eats almonds.

Yeah. Yeah. But then the other one is like, how sick is it to have someone to vibe with all the time? All the time. But. Like you're always vibing out. You're standing up. You got socks.

You're slipping off the side of the bed. And it's missionary. Every time. That is the worst. It's like not a fun missionary. It's like. No. It's a chore.

Yeah. It's a chore yeah it's a chore yeah fuck we have to have sex today it's third Thursday of the month we have to have sex this is a forever thing though so it's like

at some point oh man okay I'm gonna choose the friend I'm gonna choose the friend that you are obligated to have sex with

and here's why just cause yeah I would do the same it's just gonna be a better life that is. It's just going to be a better life. You're going to be with this person for 99% of the time not having sex. Why am I going to give up that for 1%

just to have sex? It would be nuts. Maybe for us. I don't know if he's... And at the same time, I like sex, but I really... I could go whack one off in the shower and be cool.

Like, okay, I'm good. It's not true for him. I very well could. It's not true. I'm in the same boat. Like, I would love to see what that looks like where sex gets better every time.

Yeah. I want to know what that's about. And also, having a boring woman wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, you know? Hey, I'm gonna go hang out with the boys.

Mm-hmm. But she understands. Be ready later. Yeah. Oh go hang out with the boys but she understands be ready later yeah my point is she understands though oh god i've literally you connect on every level i've literally been in both spots before and like not identical on the second one but on the first one where it's like oh man this is nuts but like there's nothing going on yeah and it's like fuck like you ever want to travel like

no but let's have sex yeah I guess we can fuck again like yeah I've been there yeah I get that

I mean it's kind of boring that we are going to pick yeah it's the boring answer it's for sure the boring answer but I'm going to think about right one. Yeah, it's the boring answer. It's for sure the boring answer. But I'm going to think about the other side a lot while I choose the right answer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're definitely going to think about that while you're doing the other thing.

Yeah. Damn, I wish this sex wasn't just a routine. And it would never get better either. You try to tell her, like, hey, do this or do that, and it just would never get better. At that point, I probably would just masturbate more than I had sex. I would too. It's kind of just like

you're having sex with a girl like a friend girl. Like a doll. Like your boy. Do you know what I mean? I'm getting paid for that. No no but like

it's like you're having sex with just like a friend. But I feel like you could still make it kind of decent. You know you tire up a little bit and you just do

whatever you want. That's the deal. You can't. Why not? It's most vanilla. It's just always going to be boring no matter what. No matter what I whatever you want. That's the deal. You can't. Why not? It's most vanilla. It's just always going to be boring no matter what.

No matter what I do. You're not going to have fun. Which is the opposite of him, right? Yeah. Maybe. A little bit.

I don't have that much sex, man. You're not wrong. That's not true. Bo only has sex that's why he blows his off so much. I don't blow you guys off.

I can't talk to you because I'm getting some stank on my hang low. Something like that. So I get it, dude. I get it. I blow you guys off because you guys work

regular jobs. I don't. And I live across town. That's not our fault. It's my fault. I know that. It's my fault. We all stay tight knit, man. I know, man. I know. This is more important It's my fault. I know that. We all stay tight knit, man.

This is more important than really good sex. And some cabbage. You're saying we... Logan doesn't disappear from you, man? He doesn't. He did once for a couple years. Let me have a little bit.

I was going through something. It wasn't over a girl. I was just going something. Okay. It wasn't over a girl. I was just going through something. Life. It was 100% over a girl. Yeah, it was, but not that way. Thank God Lil Uzi was big. It's only okay when you're 19 to 21.

Okay. It's not okay when you're 29 to 30. I'm not disappearing off the planet. I go on one trip and it's the end of the fucking world. I have not seen Bo since your birthday. It's a month. It's literally a month. Yeah. Will you stay work out yeah and i'd still be down to work out but you're

working out with your cousins now you replace me we've never worked out with three people it'd be four it'd be three alex hasn't been in oh i haven't alex he's i guess got headaches oh let me know a big bitch bro okay well let's start going to the gym then. I've been going to the gym, Bo. I didn't know. You didn't tell me that. You're not communicating with me and you're supposed to be my friend. Because he leaves me on read.

I never leave you on read. I didn't have service. I'm out of town. Are my read receipts on? That's true. For me, yeah. You leave me on read often. I didn't know that.

You know what pissed me off? I didn't know that. Because I've recently looked at one of my other friends' red receipts, and I realized they're on. You don't have mine on. I was like, wait a second. I have them on for everybody, unless I specifically turn them off.

I don't care. I don't care either. I'd rather you know that I didn't want to respond to you than to pretend like I never got it. Yeah. That's good, though. Know your place. Yeah.

That's good. Beau got left on Reddit a couple times this last week or so. He double texted a lot. He felt bad because he fucked us all. Bo forgot us for some minge. It was one weekend and I went on a trip with the boys. What happened to the first three weeks before that, Bo? The one week I came over.

The second week you guys just canceled. I was ready to come. He got the one week i came over the second week you guys just canceled i was ready to come he got sick one week i did cancel on basketball when i was with my girl i did do that why it's basketball night i know i know i can't remember what happened it's basketball i can't remember what happened i know what happened not mid-sex that's what happened sex is great 10 minutes ago is that what you want to hear? I don't need sex. It's so great. I don't need it. I'm taking a friend.

I don't need it. There was something that came up and I was like, okay, I feel like I should stay with her. Like I should, I should be here. That's what happened.

Dude, I, I was hurting that day. I know. I'm sorry. And you just said, I, you know what?

My girl that I've known for six months is more important than my friend that I've had for 10 years. I've been grooming this kid for 10 years. He's so good at making me feel bad. I'm like, hey, can I see you this week? Dude, he was. It felt like I had two girlfriends.

It was nuts. Like, I just want to see my friend. He literally said, like, dude, I really want to see you. Like, are you coming to basketball? You know, I'm like, dude, we're going to be there. I'm there every week. I haven't missed. If you decide to show up, I'll be there.

And I didn't feel bad one bit. I didn't. I was like, you know what? I'm doing the right thing here. But we need to understand what he's done to me. Please rise. Court is now in session. All right.

So this week we got a Utah man has been arrested for starting a wildfire. He told authorities that he was trying to burn a spider with a lighter. Corey, Corey Allen Martin, 26 years old. Uh, he found a spider on the mountain and was trying to burn it with a lighter when a nearby brush ignited and flames began spreading.

Um, it burned about 60 acres and he is being placed in custody for reckless burning. Is it that quick? You just light something and it's just, you can't take it out? Well, think about it. You know, we're a couple of idiots

when we're camping. Imagine if we see a fire and we're like, all right, fuck this guy. And we're like, oh damn, all we have is beer. What are we going to do? How are you going to put it out?

Take off your shirt and cover it up real quick. But it's like, that one part touches and everything else just goes it's so dry every time I try to start a fire it's a fucking pain in the ass

literally you know what I mean yeah that guy is every time I try to start a fire I'll have dead brush and it takes forever yeah like a dab torch

I'm thinking that's what I'm thinking he probably had a dab torch trying to like burn that bitch there's the only people that would burn a spider yeah fuck this guy let me cook him that makes sense you can't burn He probably had a dab torch trying to burn that bitch. Those are the only people that would burn a spider. Fuck this guy.

Let me cook him. That makes sense. You can't burn a spider with a little hand lighter. You know what I mean? It's moving. Yeah, he had a torch for sure. Now, that guy's an idiot. Guilty for sure.

At first, I was like, you know what? Understandable. Now, I'm like, yeah, definitely guilty. There's no reason. I mean, ants with a magnifying glass? Sure. For sure, that's fine. The thing is, if you start a fire like that, you're, understandable. Now I'm like, yeah, definitely guilty. There's no reason. I mean, ants with a magnifying glass. Sure. For sure. That's fine.

And the thing is, if you start a fire like that, you're not responsible. No. You know, the ants are. Yeah. They are fire ants. Yeah,

exactly. Literally, it's what they're called. You have a magnifying glass. Uh-huh. That's like leaving a magnifying glass on the floor. You can't prove that that's what, you know?

Yeah. But if you have a blowtorch in your hand. Yeah. That'll do it. You're an idiot. That'll do it you're an idiot that'll do it guilty kill him electric chair 60 acres 60 acres that's fucking huge also how do you get caught i would have just left that was so when you said he probably he probably said something that was my question it's like i'm like oh shit get out of here and leave he took like he stayed behind to like, he was trying to put it out and he was trying to help.

Okay, I respect that more. I respect that more. But there's a point where you're like, yeah, this is not working. What are you going to do? I need to get the fuck out of here. Yeah. I would be gone.

Yeah, I would have left. I would have tried to put it out, but as soon as it sprout, nothing I could do here. I got to go. I'm taking my bullet torch, I'm getting the fuck out of here. Stupid for starting it. Nice for trying to put it out, but as soon as it sprung out, nothing I could do here. I got to go. I'm taking my bullet torch. I'm getting the fuck out of here. Stupid for starting it. Nice for trying to put it out.

Stupid for trying to put it out. Dumb for staying around. Yeah, for sure. All right. Well, Beyonce is under attack for using the term spaz in one of her songs. I heard about this, dude. Can't say anything. You literally can't say anything.

In her song, Heated, she raps, spazzing on that ass, spaz on that ass. Disability activists criticize the song's inclusion of the word. Shut the fuck up.

Because the slur is against those with spastic cerebral palsy. So I know that hits home. That's right here, man. Dude, we have a CP. Okay, hold on. Let me not take my part in it.p guy what do you feel about you can speak on this i had cp up until i was about 14 to 18

i still don't believe this like i got documents not reversible whatever you want to believe listen man i hate beyonce like with a passion i can't't say that. Live action Lion King, right? You guys ever see that? No. She voiced Nala. Oh, maybe I did see that. For some reason, there was an attitude on Nala.

I'm like, dude, this is Lion King. Why do you have like an attitude? Some kind of bullshit. Like this is a kid's movie. You know, I love like Lion King growing up and I hated it. So she ruined Lion King for you

so you hate Beyonce. So you have, just to put it in perspective, you have a negative connotation going into this. I do. Against Beyonce. I do.

Okay. But, spaz. Come on. Fuck you. That's. Come on. Who cares?

Come on. Who cares? We're searching your soul just to find something to complain about. As an ex-CP club member, that shit does not affect me former former as a former cp club back i don't know i beat that shit it's gonna come back maybe it's gonna come i guess a

lot of the flack is coming from the fact that lizzo had gotten in trouble i hate lizzo dude several months ago for like the same term she put spazaz in a song. Oh, Beyonce wasn't informed. And so people are like, like how could, like this just happened a couple months ago. How could you also make the same mistake? How could you be so naive, Beyonce? But.

Don't you read. It's not know about. Don't you read it. Spaz is a bad word. No. Whoever wrote that is a fucking idiot. This is what I'm talking about though, where it's just like, this is going to ruin like real shit. Yes. like this ruins like real issues that people say that are

controversial where it's like like alex jones perfect example he's an idiot exactly but he's like he's saying like sandy hooks wasn't real and like now he's gonna try out getting fucked on right but it's like he got fucked on that's what i'm saying that trial is yeah it's dead dead and done it was like 49 million dollars he has to pay the families he got fucked on. That's what I'm saying. That trial is. Yeah, it's dead. Dead and done. It was like $49 million. He has to pay the families. That's what I'm saying. He got fucked on.

But like because he was saying some crazy shit. Yeah. He said Hillary Clinton eats babies. Yeah. Might be true. I don't know. I don't know. But like. Yeah.

I know Sandy Hook was real. You know what I mean? That's one I do know. But like the whole point is like he said some wild fucked up shit and he got like fucked on for it. But it's not spaz. It's not spaz. And like I'm spazzing on that ass.

You're going crazy dumb on that ass. They're literally going around listening to music or like trying to find something. It's like, what did she say? Spaz? Oh, nope.

Fuck it. There it is right there. I'm spazzing on that ass. I'm spazzing on that ass. I'm spazzing on that ass. Or I'm spaz on that ass. Yeah. Either way. You're going nutso butso on that ass.

Exactly. Yeah, I'm going crazy. I'm going garbanzo beans. I'm going garbanzo beans on that ass. The next thing we hear. I do that. Garbanzo beans are from Venezuela Venezuela and you're talking about their crisis. You know?

Somewhere around. I don't know. That's what I'm saying though. I don't know where Garbanzo originally is. That's what we're talking about here though. It's just like, you can't mention fucking dumplings in a song. You can't say anything.

Because you're not giving the proper respect to the village that those dumplings came from. Eat shit. Get fucked. You know what I mean? If you got something wrong with you, it's not Beyonce's fault. it's not Beyonce's fault. It's not Beyonce's fault.

And I hate Beyonce. For lying to you. No, not even lying. Just her whole demeanor of like, oh, Beyonce is, you know, a goddess. She can't do anything

wrong, this and that. She's just always got an attitude for some reason. I don't know why. She really doesn't like Beyonce. I have no beef with Beyonce. I do know that I have no beef with her.

Her fan base is annoying. Her fan base is the worst. Behind Lana Del Rey. Lana Del Rey fan base is the absolute worst population on the entire earth. I fuck with Lana. Not gonna lie. She's great. I fuck with Lana.

Yeah, 100%. But her fans are fucking weird. I'm not familiar with her fan base. Me neither. Terrible. I also don't blame Beyonce for her fan base. You know what I mean? It's not her fault. It's terrible but i also don't blame beyonce for her fan base you know i mean it just it's not her fault but her fault it's a reflection of you it's like it's like a sports team fan base it's like the yankees family yeah it's like shut the fuck up if you like the raiders

after knowing who likes the raiders you're an idiot yeah they're just they're stupid yeah I feel that yeah I feel that it's not Beyonce's fault but I don't know you'd have a butt yeah you'd have a butt there that's okay still fuck Beyonce yeah

alright well that's all I have for you guys that's all we have for the viewers and listeners I need a cigarette so bad dude it felt good to be back

it felt really good to be back if you have any suggestions for helping Logan quit cigarettes? Literally anything. Put some stuff in the comments. I'm talking like recreationally.

It's a problem. It's not that bad. It really is not. And I'm not even just saying that for the camera. It's not that bad. Three or four a day. He was not on the trip. Okay.

It's bad. If it was like a trip. If you're camping though, it's different. It's way different. You're camping with the boys. You're allowed to smoke a pack a day. I got nicotine sick on the trip. Whatever.

Yeah. Right? Whatever. For two hours. No, no, no. Like after. Like the next day I was like, I had nicotine sickness. You hit a couple at 9 a.m.

I got nicotine poisoning. Whatever. Right? It happens to all of us. Yeah. I still smoke through it. Because I'm not going to. I see my friends lighting up.

I'm not going to leave them hanging. You can't. It's not their responsibility to finish that whole cigarette by themselves. No, it's not. I'm going to share that with them. You're a team player. I get it.

Exactly. I respect that. So it's like... It's whatever, but it's casual. It's fun. It's goofy. It's low-key. You know what I mean?

It's a joke. Very low-key. It's not serious. Yeah, we're just joking. Just kidding. Let's get Logan a cigarette. All right. Well,

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get some, you have to be that by the way. No, you don't posted. Yeah. I didn't hear it. I'll, I'll beep it though if I need to.

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