Who Knows? Who Cares. - What is Your Technique?

Episode Date: January 27, 2022

The best ways to get yourself off.

Okay, so how do you guys masturbate? How do I masturbate? Yeah. I need a little, like, more than that. Like, what do you mean? So, like, what's your technique? Like, what's your prep? I definitely pregame.

I look at, you know, a couple. Like, I'll look at, like, homepage, you know, maybe scroll through, see what catches my eye. Start to turn myself on a little bit. And then. Do you have a certain thing you go to like more than not? I don't think so. I think homepage usually like leads me in the right direction. It's usually pretty scattered.

You don't just find yourself scrolling for a long time. I don't, I don't like search up like anal or anything like specific. If there's anal on the front page and it looks good. I mean, I used to, I used to be like that. I feel like i would it's always like there's just something like it's not even like i like have the idea of jacking off i mean that that idea is always in your head but there just be like something you're like on instagram or you see something you're like kind of turn on right now so let me pull up this what

i was asking x and xx more specifically so i i know what you're saying. I'm saying, what's your actual technique to masturbate? What do you guys use? Twist. No, not even that. I don't mean physical. I mean, do you guys use lotion? I use this lotion, and this lotion is so good. It's like curelle lotion. It's like a thicker lotion.

I still use it on my body, but it's nice. Do you use lotion, Drew? Some lotion is watery, and it's just, it's nice. Do you use lotion, Drew? It's not like, you know, like some lotion is like watery and it's just like. Slick. Too much friction. Yeah, it's not good. You need something to linger a little bit.

Yeah, it's nice. Because you got that stamina. It's a little heavy. Yeah, it's a little heavy. You got that stamina. It just feels good. Damn. How about you, Drew?

Kurel, I'll put you guys on it. I would say spit's my go-to. It's just easy. Easier to clean up. It's, you know, it's self-gen. You don't have to get out of bed. Are you lying right now? No, 100%. I use spit spit too so that's what i was trying to figure out spit and pre-cum you guys are fucking lying to me i swear to god you guys are fucking lying there's no way we're

living in 2021 and you guys are using spit as your lubricant why it's right it's always with me not see what so hold on real quick this is why i wanted to ask you it doesn't work that well if you guys and then you run out of saliva and you're like. I got infinite spit, Bo. That is not true at all. Are you crazy? So hold on. Let me hear him talk.

So Bo uses spit or Bo doesn't use spit. I mean, I've used it before if it's like, fuck, I ran out of lotion. So this is why I really. Do you add to lotion with spit? If I have to, yes. That's too much. I'm willing to do whatever it takes. No, that's crazy cleanup.

No, thanks. You also have to realize, I'm not laying in bed like you do it, which is crazy to me. Are you like bending over? Like you're like sitting up to like spit on yourself? You spit on your hand? Do you sleep sitting up?

No, I get comfortable. I lay down. So how are you spitting on your dick laying down? You don't. You spit on your hand and you rub it on your dick. Drew, what's the highest? And you're saying that's not like a lot of cleanup? No. Drew, what's the highest amount of, like how close have you gotten to coming on your own face?

Oh, very close. When I was younger, like before I. Like neck area or like it just like went to the side? Yeah, like probably like collarbones. You like that? You feel good? No, I promise to never aim that much towards my head again. I didn't realize I had it like that.

But I've definitely been close. Oh, sometimes, yeah. Maybe even like over my shoulder like once or twice. I've definitely gotten to collarbone and probably past my shoulder before too. That's what I wanted to, so my like, the reason why I was asking is what you use is because then I wanted to ask, have you ever tasted your own cum on accident? Not on accident. Cum or pre-cum?

Not on purpose either. Cum or pre-cum? It's different. I've never actively tried to taste my own cum. I don't think I've ever done it, no. No, you haven't. Okay. I don't think I have either.

And I've thought about that. Is that weird? Is it weird? I think, I honestly think. It's got to be a little weird. I feel like I might have. He has. We've had this conversation before.

If you say you might have, you probably have. I did. And how was, one of those days, not on purpose, back in like, probably like eighth grade,

freshman year, sophomore year, junior year. We get it. One of those days, senior year. Okay. Something like that.

This is a reoccurring. Freshman college okay something like that so this is a college something like that like something and uh where you would go twice you go back to back you go double time the first time just wasn't enough so you you blow that load i usually go off to the left okay i don't know why that's where it always goes always goes to the left just you find your comfort you know it always goes what you like goes to the left. You find your comfort, you know, what you like. It always goes over my left thigh, onto the floor, whatever. And then maybe you say, hey, you know, I need a little bit more spit. Okay. Because I'm going to do it again.

I cannot believe you guys use spit. I can't believe that. Okay, keep going. And then you just do one of those little, and you're like, oh. Oh, it's tangy. Did I just? Mmm. Taste. And then you're in the mood still you don't care just go right back to it you just keep anything goes you just keep anything goes so you guys have never so you know i don't think touch mouth to hand well not on purpose but it's just kind of like one of those like to make sure you don't

spill any i i don't want to spit on the floor yeah it's a waste so you gotta taste you don't have to get in there okay this is all something i've done too i've i'm one of those guys where it's like a girl i like blow it i girls give me head okay come in her mouth yeah you make out with her after and then i'm down. How soon? I'm down for that too. I don't care. I'll do it right away. After you finish?

Yeah, I'll do it. I make her wait. I'm kind of a piece of shit. I'll do it. Honestly, like this is the thing is like I'm so, not even I'm just so into it, but it's kind of hot to me. We're just like, nah, I'm not like, hear me out. I'm not like Drew where it's like, no, no, no, I can't.

Yeah, I don't want to be. It's like, no, no, no, I can't. It's like, no, no, no, I can't. Yeah, I don't want to be. It's like, no, no, no, I don't give a fuck. I give a fuck. I'm going to go right back to eating you. If I went down on her and she's not going to kiss me, we're going to have a fucking problem. Exactly. Fair. We're going to have a problem.

Exactly. I'm not going to reciprocate. But if I just ate her and she was just. If she has a mouthful of cum still and she tries to kiss me, we're going to have a problem. I don't want to snowball. I don't want to give it I don't want her to give it back to me. Yeah.

I don't want a mouthful of my own cum. 100%. What are you scared? But I just don't want I don't want I don't want a snowball. I don't want that either.

That's understandable. But if this shit's hot I'm not gonna ruin the vibe. I'm not gonna ruin the moment. No. Tell her no but it's over. And I'm gonna keep it running. I'm not gonna ruin the vibe i'm not gonna ruin the moment no tell her no but it's over and

i'm gonna keep it running i'm not gonna break character right now i'm just not i get character it's who you are it's character i get that right now who i am is 50 shades of gray anything goes any anything before final load i'm cool with but it's just i don't know it's just something in me i'm not like a fan because i think about it's just i don't know it's just something in me i'm not like a fan because i think about it too much i think all the time well your mindset completely changes once you've came it does you're a whole different person anything like like a different person even like a sloppy kiss after i finish i'm like yo that's that's gross i don't think it is a little different and i also feel like it depends on who you're with because if it's with a girl that you're

you're not into trying to fuck if you're not into it fine then you're like okay don't think it is a little different. And I also feel like it depends on who you're with. Cause if it's with a girl that you're just trying to fuck. If you're not into it, fine. Then you're like, okay, don't touch me. I don't want to be touched. Don't kiss me.

If you're like, yo, that was hot as fuck. Yeah. This is still kind of hot still. Cause it's your own body. It's your body. It's me.

Cause we've talked about this. You would suck your own dick if you could. Would you not? I wouldn't come in my mouth though. Yeah. I don't think, honestly, I feel like if you could suck your own dick, you'd probably come in your mouth at some point.

I don't think so. I feel like you would get so horny to the point where it'd be like, I wonder what that would feel like. I don't know if I would suck my own dick. You would suck your own dick if you could. I would try it. I don't know if I'd do it consistently. It would be something that you said, oh, I've done that in my life. If you could do it.

Well, that'd be like a one-time thing. I wouldn't like, I'm gonna say that, you know, masturbating, I'm just gonna suck myself off every time. No chance. But what if it felt great? What if I'm tired? What if I don't want to blow myself?

You don't have to. Exactly. But what if the hand just doesn't feel, if a girl said, hey, I'll give you a hand job, I'll give you a blow job. Which one are you taking? Well, duh.

Exactly. So if you would give yourself a blow job over a hand job, which one are you gonna take? Hold on. Real quick, what you just said. Have you guys ever had like a ridiculous hand job before yeah no 100 i've had like i've actually i didn't think i could and one person just just killed it holy fuck they killed it i like legit just blow like off a straight hand job. Yeah. Hands are important, dude. That's what a blow job is.

A blow job is all hands. Yeah, 100%. That is true. 100%. Well, the most sensitive part of my penis is like the tip. Yeah. So if a girl is literally just using her hand and then just sucking the top, it's like that's all she needs to do for me. Agreed. And I need to be like, yo, chill out.

Chill out a little bit. But no, I have 100%. I didn't think it was possible and I totally fucking like, it was just like, are you serious right now? You're a witch. You have that?

You're a witch. Yeah, this has never happened before. Are you serious? How many times have you done this? That's, I think about that way too much.

I think about that all the time. Oh, I hate that. Yo, where did you learn that? Holy fuck I never told you to do that You didn't do this last time we were together

Yeezy taught me That's literally what it feels like though But no like I've definitely So you guys have never You haven't made out with a girl after she blew you No If she answered if he's ever tasted his own cum No I haven't.

You haven't? Precum's different though. What do you mean by precum is different though? So you've tasted that? Yeah. I mean, I probably, I've never like noticed like,

oh, that's different. But like if she like, if she's topped me off and comes up to kiss me, I'm like, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. But if I finish in her mouth

and then she tries, I don't know why. I'm just like, oh wait, that happened. No thanks. Yeah. And that and then she tries, I don't know why. I'm just like, oh, wait, that happened. No thanks. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Piece of shit.

Yeah, piece of shit. You're going to yell at me for it? No. I'm uncomfortable. I don't make you suck my meat afterwards. Oh, I do, though. But I want you to. 100%.

I want you to. I definitely do. But I don't think you'll do it or I'm out. I'll use the fingers and then they taste it. Yeah. want you to. 100%. I want you to. I definitely do. But I don't have to be like, yo, do it or I'm out. I'll use the fingers and then they taste it. Yeah. That's hot. 100%.

100%. Yeah. So I agree. If I'm not going to be the same. Yeah, I need to come with the same energy. Yes. I don't have to.

I understand where you guys are coming from 100%. But, I make up for that by being a good person to hang out with. That is not true. You know what I mean?

I just, I like your idea on the standpoint. It's like, you don't want to ruin that mood. You don't want to be the one that says no because that,

at that point, it's just like, damn. Well, you don't say no. That mood's ruined. In the same breath. If a girl comes up

to kiss you afterwards and you're like, hesitant, that immediately kills the whole. Such an easy dodge, dude. No, it's not. You just go somewhere else. You go to the neck or, an easy dodge, dude. No, it's not. You just go somewhere else. You go to the neck or, you know, something else.

So easy. If a girl is trying to snowball you, that's different. Okay, that's 100% different. If she's trying to make a point of like, you just came and now I want to kiss you, like, you could feel it. And you're like, okay, hold on there, buddy. No, but if you've had like a great that was a great time

it was amazing you're like that shit was hot and I love you right now right now right now in the next three and a half seconds I'll do it

100% no I'm 100% with that yeah good for you guys I like when I like and I think I have tasted my own cum from that as well. Like, you've been able to be like, oh, shit, like, that must be what cum tastes like. Probably my own cum.

I mean, it's like the same thing as, like, you kind of, like, taste your own, you know, dick a little bit when she kisses you. It's like a, you don't even know how to describe it. It's like after she sucks your dick. I mean. Just a little after. Yeah, it's definitely different. It's not, like, bad.

It's just, like, there's something on her, you know, there's something different to it. That's the pre-cum. I mean. Just a little after. Yeah, it's definitely different. It's not like bad. It's just like there's something on her. You know, there's something different to it. That's the pre-cum, I think. Maybe. Maybe I've tasted it. I don't come then. I also pre-cum like a horse. I do pre-cum a lot too.

It's bad. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know. No, I definitely have the same thing because my underwear will literally be like wet. That looks, yeah. I've been there. Especially if we kiss for a while, like my underwear is wet. Dude, I've been on dates and like it's it's through jeans oh no i've gone through jeans i've gone

through khakis same thing it's gone through my jeans and on my shirt from trying to cover it i 100 get that because i would start wearing dark colors only when i knew i was going to a girl's house yeah because i'm like i can't wear gray like i can't wear something that's going to show through too easily because it's it's going to show through yep you look like you had something like you really wanted to say but you you don't you lost it i had something about it was about pre-cum oh why is it so like what is it about like just like the first three times or so? Three times of what? Having sex with someone new.

It's just so much more fun. Why though? Why is it so exciting? I think it's because of what it could be. This could be amazing. You're discovering. You're learning. It's just different.

You know what I hate though is where the first time it's just like fist my ass type shit. Okay. But then by like the 12th time, it's just like, yeah, like we do the same thing. No, yeah, it gets boring. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, why can't we just continue to like get worse? Go down this road. You learn what you like until it's a point of like being complacent.

Like, yo, this is good enough. Let's just do this every time. So at least I know it's going to be good. Because you don't want to overstep. I know. You don't want to do something and then you fucking throw up after you do it. You want to always keep it good. So you kind of just kind of stay safe until.

It's kind of like a toxic trait I have, I think. I think it's just a trait where you just, you get something good and you're like, more, more. What's the next step? What else can we do? Let's go worse. Well, because like the first time is great, but then the second time is like, okay, we're doing the same thing.

It's not as fun as the first time. It's not new anymore. Right. How can we make this new? And then it's just, it's a never ending cycle of like, okay, what do we do now? Yeah. See, that's, it's not great, but it's. It's not a great trait to have.

That's my trait though, for sure. It's definitely not a great trait to have, but I understand that. I definitely like going like, okay, let's, uh, definitely like going like okay let's uh let's get worse let's let's see where we could take this yeah that's that's my it's my that's my spot i mean i've never really had had a woman like that where i can like just continue to like get yes you have not really and i get you just haven't pushed how great would it be though to have one i know who's just like you're one girl from Bumble. You're like oh best I ever had.

It's fun but it's like the same thing. What couldn't you do? Let's talk about that. What couldn't you do? What's the best you've ever had? That's my thing. My problem is

I don't like to push things. Like I don't want to be like the one to be like oh that made you uncomfortable. I'm sorry. 100%. I don't want that to happen. Literally never. So I don't actively try to like maybe I have some things on my uncomfortable. I'm sorry. 100%. Because I don't want to ruin that mood. Literally never.

So I don't actively try to, like, maybe I have some things on my mind. I'm like, fuck, I want to do this. But I'm like, okay, no, let me not do that. Let me not. Missionary is fine with me. No. The other thing, too, is you can't, like, honest,

like, this is how I feel. It's like you can't do that after the second or third time. Where it's like, that's, hey, you can't do that. That's new. Yeah. You got to set the tone day one. I know. And that's my problem

because I'm very passive day one. Day one is where it's like, hey, this is what you're going to get. You could do, yeah, exactly. Expect at least this. Yeah. Wait, what's the best you ever had, Bo? I want to hear about that.

What do you mean? You just said Bumble, best you ever had. Well, we were just talking about like our most like fun experiences and just talking about our most fun experiences, and she was just the most fun. So what happened? I think it was just because she was just pretty much down for whatever.

I could do whatever I wanted. She's been there once or twice. But, I mean, you know I'm not that experienced when it comes to all that. So walk us through the night. What happened? Give us a step-by-step. The first night we didn't even have sex. She was on her period.

What were you wearing? Like shorts and a shirt. Nothing crazy. Tight shirt? Yeah, always a tight shirt. I mean, it's just a shirt. You know, she came over. Could she tell that you were as shredded as you are?

Yeah, 100%. She knew what I looked like beforehand. Why is that? I'm not sure this picture being sent somewhere along the lines. So what happened? The first night? Yeah. The first night yeah the first night the first night's always the most fun because it like it just like this the build-up is there yeah and like you know why she's there like i'm like okay i know why this girl's here but it's like almost

like getting to that point and then i don't know it's just like the build-up and then it's like i think i think i came like three times at night she's off my dick like three times that's great and it was amazing it's amazing and then it was like then it was like a week of like oh i'm like i'm on my period so like there's like the build-up in that so like i'm like this whole time like fuck like i want this to happen yeah and so when she came over for like the first time we actually had sex, it was just, I don't know if that was like increase the experience.

I don't think I did anything crazy compared to what I did before. It was just a lot of fun. Was it significantly worse the second time with her? No. So it was always like the best you've had. When, when we say the best I've had, it's not like,

Oh my God, this was out of this world. This was crazy. Did you come the hardest? Yes. With her? Yes. So that's what I'm getting at. When we say the best I've had, it's not like, oh my God, this was out of this world. This was crazy. Did you come the hardest with her? Yes. So that's what I'm getting at. It's pretty great.

Yeah. But I mean, I still feel like it wasn't like. That great? It wasn't as great as I feel like it could be. So you're just bad at sex. Yes. Okay. Another question to kind of go with this.

Do you have sex on a period? I haven't, but told her i was down but she wasn't down true yeah i don't care i'd be down i'm a hard pass yeah hard pass i don't know why call me misogynist i i mean it's i don't i don't i like and not like you're i'm saying like for me, like I just, I'm like against like women having bodily fluids. Like it's fucked up. Like I legit didn't know girls like, like pooped. Like I really didn't. I didn't want to believe it or you just didn't think that happened.

No. Like my family was just like very conservative. I was the same way. Yeah. Boys that like, I don't think i've ever heard my mom fart in her life nope never once ever once my sister the exact same and then i'm like okay so yeah girls just don't have how it is yeah they don't have a butt yeah girls don't yeah it's just whatever and then when i found out i was like hey listen i never want you to be

comfortable enough with me to do that shit because i won't do it either i want to keep this mystery alive i don't fart around a girl i don't either yeah never i don't do anything like that at all i don't understand those relationships when you see this and they're like farting in front of each other and laughing i'm like i don't want that no idea how like after that you're just like yeah i want to eat that ass no way no you use your butt the same way i do no i don't know i don't but i if i if you don't acknowledge that let's act like it doesn't exist if you act like if we both act like that's not real it is i can pretend that it's real i can that's it yeah if you both agree that shit's not real it's not real that's how it works 100. I think that's why I'm so not against, like I've had like sex on a period before,

but like usually it was like, this is crazy. I had sex like in a pool. Okay. I feel like that's the last place you would want to have sex. I know. She's on their period. I was like,

it's pretty bad. No, not in a pool though. Cause then there's no, like you don't see shit going on. You don't feel it. Like you get out of the pool and you're like, oh no, I'm crystal clean.

Well, yeah, but then you're getting blood in the fucking pool. You may, but you don't see it. It's not of the pool and you're like, oh no, I'm crystal clean. Yeah, but then you're getting blood in the fucking pool. You may, but you don't see it. It's not like a fucking shark attack. Okay, but I'm saying you're still getting... It's not my pool, dude. I don't pay the bills.

That's true. Probably not the best for a pH. Probably not. I don't have a pH. I was young. Have you guys ever had sex in water before? Is it showers? Shower is different, like have a pH. I was young. I was young. Yeah. So I just like, have you guys ever had sex in water before? Does that like, is it showers?

Like a shower is different. Like in a pool. I've had sex. I've always thought about that. Like, is it, I've, I've put it.

Yeah. How does that, like, is that, is it worse or better? It's not, it's not better. It's definitely not better.

It's negative. You definitely get negative points, but you're doing it and you probably, so it's just fun. Yeah. At some point. There's definitely like a difference. You can tell a difference between like water and like other fluids.

Like there's just like a thickness difference. I just feel like pool water is kind of dirty too. It's like, I don't know. I mean, I guess. If you're horny enough though, it doesn't matter. Well, yeah, that doesn't matter to me. I was probably 18 when I did it. Younger, definitely younger.

Like where it was like, oh my god. Anything's fun. Fuck. Just get any snizz, you know? Anywhere. All the snizz he wants. Fucking crazy. Well, yeah, I mean as far as me

masturbating, a little bit of spit. I cannot believe that. Yeah, I'm a spit guy too. I cannot believe that. Is that the normal thing? I want to know more. The reason why I chose spit, and I chose spit pretty young too, after getting caught with hand soap and shit.

Yeah, exactly. After that, I was like, wait a second. That's not what it's going to feel like if you do cum. It's going to feel like spit because that's all we're using. Bingo. So I was like, oh. That was my thought.

Oh, if that's what it's going to feel like, I need to train myself to come to that. Give me as close as I can to the real deal. Yeah. 100%. I mean, that's fair. I guess that's fair. Plus, lotion is just like, I don't know.

It gets too thick. It stays there forever. If you come, if you try, like back in the day when you're going multiple rounds all the time, if you came with lotion and then try to go again, it was just weird.

Clumped up. No, I get that. It was just like, there's just some, it's like way too thick at that point. It's like you're masturbating with honey.

Well, I would always clean myself off afterwards. Yes, honey. Or syrup. I'm not just leaving all that on there yeah me either yeah i would never just go back to back me either no i'm definitely okay look you guys are different obviously i would i would literally go there you know i have like a

rag i'd get some water on there clean myself up you brand new or i'd shower ready to go again never i don't know i just never like was like oh like yeah let me just use spit lotion just always felt great I mean it feels good sure but it's like I don't know spit feels

just as good if not better and it's easier and it's real and it's real maybe I'll have to try that yeah I just

I feel like I run out of spit drink some fucking water I feel like at a certain point, you can only spit so much. No. But that's what I'm saying. How long do you take to masturbate? Sometimes a long time. How long?

I want to enjoy the moment a little bit. I know you want to relish it a little bit. When I was younger, I could go half an hour, 45 minutes. Right. Now, for like five, 10 minutes. Five, 10 minutes. Get it done quick. Two or three spits. Bingo. No way done quick. That's two or three spits.

Bingo. No way. Yep, easy. Two or three spits. Because I also. Are we talking like quick or you're just like kind of like slowly. Whatever you want. You're playing the game.

If you want it quick, you can finish in sub one minute. You know exactly what you like. Maybe it's because you don't use spit. But that shit's so easy. But also. I'm going to try it out for sure. I'm definitely going to give it a shot now. Yeah.

Because I don't think I, I don't think, no, that's actually a lie. I've definitely only jacked off to spit before, but that was like when I was young and I had nothing there and I'm like in my room, like, holy fuck, like I need to make this happen right now. I don't think you can, not that I have herpes, but I don't think you can give yourself herpes either. It's not like a problem. Where did that come from? That would be a thing I would be worried about. I've never had a cold sore before on my mouth or anything like that.

Or my penis. Well, if you have something. You're saying if you have oral herpes, you can't give yourself genital herpes either. You might be able to. Where did this come from? I don't know though. That was never on my mind. That was a fear I had. Really? Yeah. You're like, I'm going to give myself.

Yeah, totally. Because you don't know if you have it or not. I don't know if you can tell. I got my test done, my sex test done. I didn't have anything. But when I was younger, it's like, I remember one of my friends just had a fucking giant herpes outbreak on their face. Yeah, that's terrible. And it's like, have I shared a drink friends just had a fucking giant herpes outbreak on their face.

Yeah, that's terrible. And it's like, have I shared a drink with that guy? Do I have that? Like, is that going to happen to me at some point? Will I give myself herpes? Do you know what I mean? Like, I jerk off a spit. Yeah, I mean, like.

I understand that. I don't think you give yourself herpes if you already have herpes. Well, oral herpes and general herpes are different. So he's talking about spreading it from one spot to the other okay they're both i don't know where that was my fear like with using spit originally and then i found out you can't give yourself herpes so i was like oh that never crossed my mind you just spit didn't seem like the like the most efficient way to jack off what it's totally the most efficient i don't't think so. Ever. What? Anywhere, anytime.

You're telling me if a girl just started getting a pump of lotion out and started stroking your meat, it would be not as funny as just spitting in her hand and fucking going to town? Okay, that's different. You're crazy.

That's different. Think, Bo. What's the, have we talked about like our craziest sex experiences? I think we have. Yeah. We talked about Andrew's

worst sex experience. Yeah, we have. But we talked about like a fantasy last time. But I don't know about best. We never got into fantasy, though. We talked about it a little bit, but we never... I said latex. There was one thing that we...

We never really got into it. Bo talked about older women a little bit. But what's your legit fantasy about it? I want to hear Drew's fantasy. What is your... There's also something I want to talk about, too, that we've already kind of talked about, but that I want to hear drew's fantasy like what is your there's also something i want to talk about too that we've already kind of talked about but that i want to talk about but anyways my my go-to fantasy it's so hard when you bring it up yeah there's so many things i want to do i just remember for the longest time there used to be like an ad on one of you

know like porn hubs whatever there was one where like she was like working out and the dude like just rips open her pants and starts going to town that was so high up there for for a while like 10 fucking years i was looking for that video dude but i mean maybe that's it have you done that? No. It's so easy to do. I've ripped a pair of fishnets, which isn't the same. You're not in a quote-unquote public gym, whatever she's doing, yoga, and you come up, whatever meets in her face, and you just rip her pants open, which I don't even know if I'd be into that, but it was cool as fuck when I was 14. There's a lot of things that I watch porn-wise that's like, it's really hot, but I don't know if I'd be into that, but it was cool as fuck when I was 14. There's a lot of things that I watch,

like porn wise, that's like, it's really hot, but I don't know if I'd be into that, like if it actually happened. It's only cool because it's not me. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I don't know if that's like a problem.

I'm not the kind of person that could do that. Yeah, I don't see myself being able to do that either. Put me in a bang bus, and I'm flaccid the whole time. No, 100%. You've got three people looking at my pants with a camera.

There's no way. I am not getting up. I'm not getting up either. I don't care who's in front of me. I can't do that. Hey, look, sorry, man. Kick me out, you know, whatever, throw my clothes out the window. I'm not helping you with this video.

I just can't do it. I wish I could. Yeah, I wish I could contribute, but I can't. Sweetie, you look great. You know, it's nothing on you. Nothing to do with you. Just these two dudes in the front seat giggling and laughing, I wish I could contribute, but I can't. Sweetie, you look great. You know, it's nothing on you. Nothing to do with you. Just these two dudes in the front seat giggling and laughing. I can't do it.

Sorry. And that's it. I agree 100%. I couldn't do it. So you're saying your fantasy is just to rip open a pair of yoga pants? I don't even know. I don't know what my fantasy is. I don't know.

What's your, like, dream type? Brown. Spanish-speaking. I don't know what my fantasy is. What's your dream type? Brown? Spanish speaking? I don't know. It's so hard to answer. I don't know if it's because I haven't found it, so I just don't know. You like blonde white girls.

I do like blonde white girls. That's your type. I like blonde white girls with a lot of hats. He hasn't matured yet. I don't know. Well, that's the thing. But you like darker girls, but you're white. That's what I was about to say. I don't know. Well, that's the thing. But you like darker girls, but you're white.

That's what I was about to say. I like white girls. You are 90% European. I'm not white. Bo is way more Hispanic passing than anyone else we know. Yeah. I like white girls.

A lot of Hispanic guys like white girls. And a lot of white girls like Hispanic guys. This is true. I just haven't found one yet. I found some. I'm also a contrast.

Something else I want. I like something I'm not. I feel feel like that's very common you don't see a lot of people who like date the same ethnicity yeah not anymore wait what who what's your type so when i was younger so i've only dated hispanic girls to this point in my life like legit only hispanic people yeah the whole time as i'm getting older i think i'm transitioning from hispanic like i'm still in hispanic definitely but it's hispanic to asian now there's something about asian girls lately so i don't know what it is but like that's been my thing since like like it's been hispanic and asian girls but i've only dated hispanic girls so it's like i'm not like now only into Asian girls, but it's like, you just want,

you know, it's 50, 50. Yeah. It's right down the fucking middle. Like if you can give me one or the other, it's literally you flip a quarter. I don't care which side it went to.

It's a win-win. 100%. Yeah. And I've dated Hispanic girls who look Asian. And that's kind of a cheat. It's kind of getting both. Yeah. But yeah, I'm, that, that that those are my two though for sure like that's it though not not that's it but like 99 that's the targeted that's my target like if a girl asks you what your type is do you tell them that if they're not

like if that's not their description yeah because i've had girls ask me and they're like what's your type and i'm like not you bitch your type? And I'm like, not you, bitch. I don't know. You know, I don't really have a type and I just don't want to say it because they're just not my type.

Well, that's the thing too is like, I definitely believe like I could definitely run into some, any kind of person who's totally my type that's not in my category. So it's like,

if they are that, I would, I would lie to them and say that I don't have a type. But, if I'm not like super interested, I love to let them know that they're not my type. I mean, there's definitely like a few exceptions for sure. But yeah, if they're asking you and you have to like be nice about it, obviously you're not going to try to pursue it.

So just be like, hey. You're not my type. Not you. Sorry. Yeah, you're right going to try to pursue it so just be like hey you know my type not you sorry yeah you're right i need to be next time maybe i also like i'm actually like super not anti-white but like i just am not into white girls like at all no yeah that's cool just not into it he's not into it and like i think it's because like i know him like i grew up with him yeah so i'm just like no like I know who you are. Like I get you. I don't like you. You know what I mean? Like I'm, I don't want to date my sister. Yeah.

I'm just not into it. I don't want, so it's like, so it's like if there's a hot white girl, but like, she's not like specific, like even if she's hot though, I'm just like,

yeah, like I like someone. I like, I like other things. Like I get your hot, but like I like other things. And like, if I wanted to pursue them,

it's kind of a thing too for them. Cause're like fuck fuck you don't he's he's not interested why is he not interested exactly he's saying like a seven spanish girl is better than a nine white girl but that's just that's all opinion you know it's all totally just dependent on yeah what you're into this is i get that of course to our specific case. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with Logan. I'm into... Well, no, you've always liked darker girls. Yeah. When did that start for you?

I think as soon as I realized who my mom was, I didn't want anything to do with her. So I wanted the opposite of my mom. Which, don't they say, like, it's like the... For women, it's like they find guys that are similar to their dad. Oh, I used to they say like, like it's like the, for women, it's like they find guys that similar to their dad. Oh, I used to think like I wanted to date somebody who looked like, like similar to my mom. Like I was like, oh, I love, you know, blonde white women.

I was like, and then I got older and I was like, I don't fucking like this bitch. Nevermind. When did that transition? What was that? What was the age? Probably like eighth, ninth grade. Literally when I started to realize like what women were like oh shit it's like not what i want i don't want this you know bland white woman i

remember being like super young and like i was i played baseball so just mainly white kids and white kids like white girls like republican yeah kids that's who plays baseball so they're all white girls i'm like i was like not like, I was like, not proud, but I was like, yeah, like I definitely don't like what you guys like, but that's great because you guys take all of them. Yeah.

I'm going to go through the other ones. You know what I mean? Like that's all you. No, I'm in the same boat as you a hundred percent. And I think I'm slowly turning Bo away from white women. I don't know. Which kind of sucks.

I don't think so. I only see Bo attracted to. Not like I see you, but like every person you've ever shown me is a white woman. White girl, yeah. And I realize that now

because I don't, well, the first girl that I was with was light-skinned. But that's the only girl that hasn't been white. You dated light-skinned? No, there was one girl

in college who wouldn't look at you. I think she was Middle Eastern or something you said oh we never had sex yeah well that was the one

that she invited you over and you were like no I remember getting a text and he was like yo it's gonna happen tonight and he was like

I remember this like April Fool's yeah it was me you and Carter the same night we were at your house it was the night you and I slept

in the same bed I can't remember I remember I got head and then it was just like, I just remember, like, yeah. After that, I was like, I don't want this. She wouldn't look at you. She wouldn't look at me. Yes, that's what it was. She wouldn't look at me.

She, like, turned around, and it was just, it was bad. The whole time, it's like, no, you can't see me do this. And it's like, no, that's the whole point. I realized that I was doing it for, like, the fact that I wanted to just get it done. I was like, fuck, that's the whole point. I realized that I was doing it for the fact that I wanted to just get it done. I was like, fuck, I just need to have sex already.

And then I was like, okay, why am I doing this? I don't even want this. What age did you lose your virginity? I don't remember. You could trust us. That brings up another point

that I wanted to talk about because we were arguing about this earlier. Wait, your 24th birthday? Okay, I was 23. I was 23 years old.

I was a late bloomer. I'm sorry. It is what it is. Nobody's mad at it. It is what it is. I feel like it's kind of cool to look back and be able to say, hey, look,

I lost my opportunity at 23. Logan, do you think it's cool or do you think it's a loser? I missed out on a lot of good years for sure. What I think Bo missed out on was experience. Oh, 100%. I missed out on a lot was experience. Oh, 100%.

I missed out on a lot of experience. Yeah. It's okay. Bo's almost 33 now. I'd probably swap with him, to be honest, if I could. Almost 27. I think it's like now that we're getting older, it's more and more admirable.

And I say that, but then I realized that wasn't the reason. It wasn't because I was trying to be admirable. Of course not. You know what I mean? But now looking back, I'm like, okay, no,

I'm not mad about that. Yeah. I just never, it was, there was never a situation where I was with the girl that I like, I really wanted to be with. So then it would always just get to a point where I'm like, okay,

like I don't really want to do this anymore. You also had very low T. That is true. But I don't know if that was through college. When did you find out you had very low T? 2018? Four. And it wasn't very low.

It was just not like optimal. You were one third up the level you should have been. No. It was like a half. What's average? Like 800 anagrams or whatever? 800 is like what you want to be at. 600 is like the average for like a 30 year old male

I was at like 370 which is still which more research comes out is like very common now among younger men just because of like I don't know what it is it's just like society today pest levels are literally like

plummeting down microplastics is like a big part of it too it's like all the what like the water bottles we drink yeah i don't know there's a lot of like different yeah research that's coming out now so that could definitely i don't know if that maybe that did play a part it wasn't like fuck like but i was always really horny when i was younger so i don't think that had anything to do with it i just don't understand like i don't want to sit here and make excuses for why I couldn't come through. Yeah.

It's on me. It's 100% on me. It's tough. Yeah. It's fair. I want to know what you were talking about before when we were talking about when you lost your virginity.

What do you mean? We were talking about it and you were like, oh, never mind. I didn't want to admit that I'm a 23-year-old virgin, but hey, look. It is what it is.

People are going to listen to this and judge me. That played into your favor. You had some pretty attractive women that were like, yo, I'm dying to take this case of virginity. Yeah. Please put me on.

I should just lie about that more. No, you shouldn't. You should do that. 26-year-old virgin. You guys literally helped me set up a Bumble profile or Tinder profile. You took pictures right there pretending like you were cooking.

I remember that. It was like a lemon. You remember that? You had like a lemon in a pan. I didn't have anything cooking I remember that It was like a lemon You remember that? You had like a lemon in a pan I didn't have anything in the pan It was an empty pan It was so good I deleted that the night of When I got home

I can't have this on here What a whore Embarrassing No we were arguing earlier And we've talked about this before About how much it would cost To suck another man's dick And I just wanted you guys to elaborate On how much it would cost to suck another man's dick. And I just wanted you guys to elaborate on how much money you guys are saying

that you would, you would take to suck another man's dick. And cause it doesn't make sense to me whatsoever. Let's start a handjob and work our way up to blowjob. I mean, we could start a handjob. Handjob is completely different. So how much money would you handjob a guy?

A G? No. Why are we like, we're just so ready to just throw our manhood out the window for $1,000. Manhood is. What is $1,000 going to do for you? That's fair. I'm not giving a guy a hand job for $1,000. Bro, you don't even have to look at it.

Okay, what is $1,000 going to do for you? So let's talk about this so if i paid like a really handsome looking guy looks like he's in great shape guy you see at the gym and you're like you know like that fair enough that guy's kind of got it and i paid him a grand to give you a great i get paid him three grand and he's gonna give you one grand of that three and like hey go tell drew you'll give if you jerk me off i'll give you a grand you would do that he's gonna pay me a g to jerk me off to jerk you for you to jerk him off you're not doing that probably you're not doing that who knows about it nobody yeah 100

g a thousand dollars yes to move my hand up and down for a couple minutes. You're not doing that. So easy. You're not doing that. Oh, be realistic. I'm being realistic. What am I going to do with a thousand dollars? What's your number?

I don't know. It'd be high. It'd be really high. How high? I'm trying to think of a number because even like with giving head, I'm thinking of a high number, a very high number. And I don't even know if I would do it for that number.

Maybe 100 grand, I'd give a hand job. You're fucking stupid. Maybe 100 grand. I don't need 10 grand. I don't need it. Okay, let's pretend you needed it. Okay, if I needed 10 grand, I'm going to give a hand job for sure. Let's say you're working $15 an hour.

Okay, I'll give the guy a hand job. Okay. Without a doubt. 10 grand, I'm giving him a handjob for sure. Let's say you're working $15 an hour. Okay, I'll give the guy a handjob. Okay. Without a doubt. $10,000, I'm giving him a handjob. I'm working at fucking Canes or Chipotle or something. Yes, I'm giving him a handjob. You're working at the student center at school. And you have two kids.

I'm looking to the side and I'll just quick getting it done. You got two kids. You need this money. And he's like, look, I can't go over $4,'m changing i can't go over 4500 i can't go over 4500 bo please do this 7500 call it a deal look five grand 7500 i look i got five grand that's it bo you make five grand every three months that's what i'm saying wait oh no in this scenario in this scenario if someone gave you not even gave you five grand cash, not taxed,

five Gs, hey, do this. Like I said, right now, hell no. Not right now. If I needed the money, yeah, I'd probably do it. Get that mentality out. You got a family of two right now. Not even a family. That's not the mentality.

The mentality is of what I'm dealing with right now. You're a 19-year-old, 20-year-old, and you're paying rent, and you're working at Cane's every day. Okay, I'm giving that man a handjob. Five grand. Five grand. Cool.

Call it a day. Crazy. But it's not real. I was talking to my friend. Well, before you talk about manhood, why is your manhood now worth 5 Gs instead of 100 Gs? Because I genuinely need the money so I can at least tell myself, hey, look, I need this money.

I'm going to do this for me. If I'm just out here giving handjobs because I don't need the money, but it's like, hey, look, I need this money. I'm going to do this for me. If I'm just out here giving handjobs because I don't need the money, but it's like, oh, yeah, five grand. Yeah, I'll give you a quick little handjob. Cool. No, I'm not going to do that. I don't know.

I think you're being unrealistic still. I think you guys are all talk. I think me at 18, 19, I think I would do it. I think if some guy was like, hey. 300 bucks. You're a hot young buck, and I got money, I want you to jerk me off. I don't think you'd do it. I feel like you guys are all talk.

You guys are all talk. The dick is going to be put in front of you and you're going to fucking cave. I can't do this. This is what happened to me today. I can't do it. This is what happened to me today. I had to go to the bank and I had to pay that lady. Okay.

I took out $5,500 to pay her. Okay. That looked like a million dollars to me. When I took out $5,500 in cash, it literally looked like a million dollars. 55 blue bills, Bo. Lay it across the table. All I make is cash.

I know what that's like. Literally, it looked like this, though. It was this big. I know, I know. I was like, what? That's what $5,500 looks like? If someone said, I'll give you this much money, this is $5,500.

To touch my wiener a little bit? And stroke my bone. I'm a quick buster. I wouldn't do it. It's bullshit. Right now, in this moment, I wouldn't do it. And you could say that's bullshit, but I'm not gonna do it.

I think if you were in a different mindset, you would do it. He's too stuck on well i'm fine where i'm at right now why would i do that it's not that i'm fine where i'm at right now it's what is five thousand dollars going to do for me right now nothing that's like that's like your rent for a year what's it gonna do for me i had that i met imagine imagine you're back working papa john's right Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut. You worked at Pizza Hut?

Yeah. And somebody said, hey, five grand for 10 minutes of stroking my penis. There we go. Just like you do at home. Okay, but now we're changing the scenarios here. I already said yes, I would do that if I needed the money. Okay. So you would do it?

Yes. You would. So five Gs. If it was a scenario where I felt like I needed the money. So five Gs. That is so scenario where I felt like I needed the money so 5 G's that is so unfair I've got 5 G's I'm saying

okay but I'm telling you right now I wouldn't do it because I'd make fun of you I don't why would I why would I do that if I didn't need to how much would you do it for

probably like $2,500 I don't think you would right now yeah probably I don't think you would I'm closer to you I don't think you would yeah probably I don't think you would I'm closer to you I don't think you would I do not think you would

but at the same time I also but a handjob is completely different from blow a guy for $35,000 to $40,000 I think top is a good $35,000 piece

I think that is fucking ridiculous and I think you guys are both fucking liars so if you gave me I think you guys are both liars so if you gave me $40,000, I'd blow you.

I don't believe... Okay, well... And nobody knows about it. That's the thing. I don't believe you guys. Bo, I'm telling you right now. I do not believe you guys. And I think you're on the 1% here

because I've talked to other people about this and there's no way they're taking $35,000 to suck dick. Do you like your job? Yeah. You like it? Yeah. Do I love it? No. Do I like it? Yeah. Okay. Do I need $35,000 that job? Yeah. You like it? Yeah. Do I love it? No.

Do I like it? Yeah. Okay. Do I need 35 grand that bad? No. I was saying a million when we first started talking, and you guys talked me down to 100,000. You're just straight stupid.

You guys talked me down to 100,000, but I still don't think I would do it for 100 grand. So not true. It's so crazy. Why? It's so not true. You're just unrealistic it's when could you ever come upon 100 grand in 20 to 30 minutes 20 30 i'm giving you worst

case scenario worst case scenario 20 30 minutes i just i can't imagine i would do it fucking world could you come upon 100 g's bo you don't have to work for a year if you suck dick once you're telling me you're saying no you're making it seem very nice right now. You're making it seem like it's worth it. That's what it is. But I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. It's not true.

It's 100% true. No, it's not. I could, I don't know. I just, I wouldn't do it. I don't even think I'd do it for a million dollars. I don't think I would. You grow up, Bo. You are living in the clouds.

Okay, maybe I would do it for a million dollars. Maybe I would do it for a million dollars maybe i would do it for a million dollars but i hate your argument that it's like oh that's not the point it's yes that is 35 g's for 10 minutes you're saying oh nobody's gonna pay you a million dollars oh yeah no shit because i don't want to do it so as if you're gonna make me do it then you're gonna have to pay me a million dollars nobody's gonna pay you a million so they offer you 40 g's you're going to do it no i'm not yeah you are 100 you're not gonna do it for 40 grand no i'm do it for 35 that is a fucking lie i need to work my ass off these like this next like six months get this 35 grand and make him suck dick

because he won't do it and i will make you sign an nda that you can't tell anybody and i'll top you off and you know you you're going to say? You're going to change your best experience story from Bumble Girl to me. That is fair. I don't believe it. Your eyes are going to be rolling back to your head. I'm going to make 35 G's for 7 minutes. What are you going to do

to make Bo bust? That was another thing you talked about. He's all talk. You guys are all talk. Oh, I'm going to get the balls. I'm going to do all this. 100%. You can't forget the balls.

The balls are so important. You're telling me you're going to be sucking another man's dick thinking like, what else can I do to make this more pleasurable for him? Nope. I'm thinking, how do I get out of this as quick as possible to catch this 35 grand bag? And you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to choke,

suck, twist, fondle some balls. Yeah. A hundred percent. You're doing too much, man. This is an experience you're going to live with for the rest of your life. No, I'm not. I'm going to forget in a week. I'm going to forget in a week. No, that is a core memory. That is a, you know, those memories that you still have from like eight years old that you still remember? That is what you're going to I don't have a single one of those. Every time. You ever heard of Ambien?

I'm going to become a drug addict just so I can be loaded. Exactly. You're going to be a drug addict because you can't get off your mind that time you sucked another man's dick. I'll be rich.

For 35 grand. I don't remember. 35,000? Yes. Is that a lot of money to you? Yeah. For head? No, it's not.

For head? No, it is not. Would you pay $35,000 for head? No. Bingo. That's way too much. That's way too much. Unless I had, if I had $100 million, then yeah, I'd pay $35,000 for some fucking.

If there's a man with $100 million, they want to pay me $35,000 to blow him? Yeah. And if there's a man with a billion dollars and he wants to pay me a million to blow them, then maybe I'll think about it. That'll never happen. Okay, and I'm okay. I am perfectly fine with that scenario.

That's fine. 35 Gs is not going to happen either. The problem is... We have it on record, Beau said 100 grand and that's the truth. Yes.

He sat on it. He thought about it. I don't think it's the truth. I think you're a salesman. You're good at talking. You've got into sales. You're trying to talk me into something. We dropped him

90% in a matter of 15-20 minutes. Yeah, that's because I was trying to be open-minded and I was trying to understand where you guys were coming from. No, you weren't. You were realizing where you were coming from. I had more time. You guys put me on the spot. This is what happened. We painted a picture. We put you in it.

It was an ideal situation. I get to pick the guy. You're the. You know, I get to pick the guy. You're the main character. Okay, if I get to pick the guy, nobody ever finds out. Who would you pick? Maybe a hundred grand, maybe. Who would you pick? I'd blow Cristiano Ronaldo.

I think we talked about this. And he's, Paul Walker was my celebrity crush for a while, you know, as a man. I was like, damn, I wish I could be more like this guy. So maybe if he was alive, like like mark walberg or somebody i would pick somebody with a language barrier a lot oh that's that's a good one that's good yeah now what's your number he doesn't speak english i don't know i'm not really into like you're not into it nobody says you have to enjoy it i don't know where you're at in this i am at work i just i can't put myself in that position.

Even for a day. I don't know. I think I still started a million. You don't want to pay me? That's okay. I'm okay with it being. He's an idiot. If he's not willing to pay me.

I'm like, you know what? It was a pleasure trying to work this deal out, but it didn't work out. It was nice to meet you. What if you don't have to swallow? Like I don't have to. How is he finishing? you don't have to swallow? Like, I don't have to, like, how is he finishing? You don't have to consume his load. You can, like, you're blowing him, you're going to work, and, like, he's, like.

Throw it over the shoulder like some spilled salt. You have a thing where it's, like, hey, like, you got to tap my head when you're coming close. Little knock. And I'm going to grab those balls, and I'm going to twist that crank. And you're going to come not A little knock. And I'm going to grab those balls and I'm going to twist that crank. And you're going to come not in my mouth. Maybe 100 grand. That's what I'm thinking too. So swallowing the load

is 900 Gs to you? That's the difference? That's a lot. You understand what the implications of that is? It's five grand extra on the top. You want me to swallow? You're a fucking liar.

40 Gs. You're a fucking liar. It's a shot. No, you're a fucking liar. 40 Gs. You're a fucking liar. It's a shot. No, you're a fucking liar. It's a shot. Then why have you never drank your own cum? How much would it cost

for you to drink your own cum? I'm not paying myself 40 Gs. Another one. Another point. What if you... What if you're opening yourself to an experience and it's not bad?

What if you like it? I don't know. What if you... Then 35 Gs sounds mighty nice if you like it? I don't know. What if like you like it? Then 35G sounds mighty nice, doesn't it? Obviously, if I liked it, then yeah. So what if you like it? Well, if I liked it, I'd do it for free.

Imagine getting paid 35G to try something just once. To see if I liked it? Mm-hmm. Imagine being paid for an experience. I could try it for a million dollars and then if I like it, I'm like, oh, okay, I could do this for a lot cheaper now that's not real

who's gonna do that and I get that argument and what I'm saying is it doesn't fucking matter because you're asking me how much it would take I don't care if it's real or not I don't care if it's actually gonna happen take it back

how much at Pizza Hut would you blow a guy for I heard 5 G's earlier that was handy that was hand job that's a whole nother thing i'm thinking i you're what you remember tried like try your best to tap into like it's hard no it's hard it's so hard no i was making 10 25 an hour try to let them say no try to tap into making eight dollars and 25 cents an hour and you have to do it because you have no fucking choice i do have a choice no i'm saying back.25 an hour, and you have to do it because you have no fucking choice. I do have a choice. No, I'm saying back then.

You're not here, you don't. Okay, and you have to realize I've never been in a position financially where I felt like I need this money or I'm not going to survive. So think you are. Look, your mom hates you. Bo, you're 18. Get the fuck out. I'd probably go for my $100,000. Cut that in half. $50,000. $50,000 if I was in the pits of like,

I need this fucking money. I guess I can do this. That's fair. That's your lowest. Because at least I can tell myself that I'm doing it for a reason. For the greater good. I'm not just doing it to suck another man's dick.

Hey, guess what? We got him. Fuck you guys. I would never do it sub 500k. That's not how it works. You are fucking weird, bro. That's not how it works. 50 grand, maybe.

You're nuts. Oh my God. I would literally never. It's so easy. It's like talking to a toddler all you gotta do is tell them how good it sounds oh you know what you're right so if you were on the street right now you wouldn't suck dick for 50 grand

never absolutely not I'd never be on the street though that's the problem that's what I'm saying I'm built different that's because you're white and you come from a privileged family so you don't have to worry about being homeless I would never be there I can't believe it would take somebody 50 grand Never. That's because you're white and you come from a privileged family. So you don't have to worry about being homeless. Whatever it is, I would never be there.

That's fair. I can't believe it would take somebody 50 grand. That's it? God. I mean. I can't believe. What is that, a car? You're going to suck a dick for some. What are you?

What are you guys doing? Unbelievable. You believe this? Boat sucked dick for 50 Gs. And that's it. Came at the wrong time, okay? Unbelievable. You believe this? Boat sucked dick for 50 Gs. And that's it. Came at the wrong time, okay? These guys are salesmen and it's not fair.

They're good with their words. That's crazy. Who would have thought, huh? Damn, so you guys have been lying to me this whole time about 35 grand or is that serious? So you're not sucking dick for 35 grand? Was that all cap? Was I right about the whole time you being liars i probably do it 35 yeah i would for sure 35 to 40 at least if you do 40 and you're talking about now you're not talking about like yo i'm right now okay so if

you were in the depths and you're gonna do whatever it takes to survive naturally yeah but it's hard to put yourself in that position when you're not in that position if i'm if i'm a bum with the sign that says anything helps and some dudes like hey i it's it's december 1st i just went 30 days of not nutting. I'll give you 15 grand to finish me. Okay. Cool. Get me out of here. My life has changed.

I'm going to go get an apartment. I'm going to buy some clothes. I'm going to get a job interview. And I'm going to not be homeless. 10 to 15 grand or 10 to 15 minutes. So you're saying $20,000 is the difference between you being like at the lowest part of the low and you now. $40,000 is not that much. $40,000 is a down payment on a house.

And then some. Plus. Even now with like market being absolutely stupid. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. $15,000 is a down payment for a $400,000 house at 3%.

I don't know, bro. You got $25,000 to go do whatever you want right now. You can invest, change your life. I don't know. You can even pay somebody else $10,000 to get top if you wanted to. That's fair. I have that money, though.

What is another $25,000 going to do for me? Well, you had nothing. You had nothing. You got to remember. I get where you're coming from. And that's what I'm saying. So maybe if I was at a point where I needed it, like I said, 50 cheese maybe. But right now, you're asking me right now.

Not maybe. You 100% were certain $50,000 at Pizza Hut, you were doing it. Pizza Hut was a rough time for me, man. Yeah. Bingo. It was a difficult time. There's a lot of people who work at Pizza Hut, you were doing it. Pizza Hut was a rough time for me, man. Yeah. Bingo. It was a difficult time. There's a lot of people who work at Pizza Hut.

Yeah. It was difficult. There's a lot of people who are homeless. It was not fun. I did not enjoy it. If you offered a lot of people $1,500 to top you off, you'd be like, oh, yeah. Three times I'll do it. You don't have that mentality, Bo.

You've never been in the trenches. In the gutters. I'm very thankful for that. I'm very thankful for that. I don't have that mentality, Bo. You've never been in the trenches. In the gutters. And I'm very thankful for that. I'm very thankful for that. But I don't want that mentality. I'm asking you to put yourself there and maybe rethink your answer. That's all. $35,000 is still ridiculous.

I am thinking about my answer. He said $50,000. We'll lock him in there. Well, I'm saying even mine. You can lock me in there. Mine's too high. And I said $35,000. Yeah.

I just don't believe that if you had $35,000 in front of you and somebody came in here, you wouldn't do it. You would back out. They showed up with 35 Gs, this way you would hear. Ah. There you go.

Okay, maybe. I don't know, man. I don't believe you, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Cash? It's about your money, I guess. It looks so good. Yeah.

Nobody knows about it. It's easy choice. Easy. So what if everybody could know about it? What would your price be? That's different. How about this? If someone gave you $100 million, would you fuck Joseph?

No. $100 million. I'm not fucking my brother. No. For any price. That's not going to happen. How'm not fucking my brother. No. For any price. That's not, that's not gonna happen. How about,

okay, not your brother. That's fine. I get that. My brother. Matt. Matt. You gotta remember,

he's, he's got a nice, Matt's a good looking dude. He's got a big penis on him. A hundred, Matt's topping you. A hundred grand. I mean a hundred,

a hundred million. Even better. A hundred G's. I don't think I could get hard, but if I could, yeah, I would do it. A hundred percent. A hundred million? A hundred grand. I mean, a hundred million. Even better. A hundred Gs. I don't think I could get hard, but if I could, yeah, I would do it. 100%. A hundred million? A hundred million? That is like, okay, I never have to, like, that's life-changing.

$100,000 is not life-changing. A hundred million dollars is forever. I don't have to work ever again. My kids don't have to work. How about this? So, a hundred million, that's totally fair, totally justified. I 100% agree. Yeah.

Two and a half million. No. Not a doubt, no. You would not fuck Matt for two and a half million. No. No way. What?

How much would it take for you two to fuck? A million. A million for you to fuck Andy? That's pretty fair. Yeah, 100%. To ruin your friendship. Ruin it? Oh my God, it would be so strong. Do we both get a million a million for you to fuck that's pretty fair yeah 100 to never to ruin your friendship ruin it oh my god it'd be so strong we do we both get a million yeah a hundred percent

are you kidding me there's no way oh my god you guys are all i would pull out all the stops oh man a million dollars we're gonna enjoy it you you truthfully think you're gonna enjoy it i'm not even like trying to pretend totally i think yes a million each right the fuck now if you had a million dollars on the table for both of us we would be doing it on i'm filling logan up stretching him out i just i i want to think that you guys are lying and i want to believe that for myself so i'm gonna believe that you'd be like yo logan we'll be on a vacation somewhere that you won't even exist. We'd be like, yo, Logan, remember that one time we did that 10 minute thing

to make all this money? Maybe we should go for it again. Yeah. Hey, Bo, we need another milli. We'll run it back. I hate you guys so much, man. So easy. Such an easy choice.

My condition, so I'll make conditions for this is we both get waxed yeah it's got to be enjoyable for both both clean it up we both start wearing plugs for a week deal make it easy let's have a good time hey look good for you guys man let's run you do it too you're just afraid i would not do it 100 i don't know i think for you guys, man. You do it too. You're just afraid to do it, man. I would not do it. 100%. 100%. I don't know. I think maybe you guys are different people, and you're just the type of people that could laugh that shit off. You could be around a group of guys and be like,

oh, yeah, I fucked him for a million dollars. Yeah. Yeah. Get your money up, not your funny up, bro. It's just so easy. But for me, it's like, I don't know. I just feel like the psychological implications of that would be, like it would fuck me up for life. You're too self-centered. Maybe, I don't know. I just feel like the psychological implications of that would be, like it would fuck me up for life.

You're too self-centered. Maybe. I don't fucking know. For me, I'm doing Logan a favor. He's doing me a favor. We are the best of friends to do that. I just feel like as soon as I fuck somebody, I can't take that back. Imagine you stealing a million from me.

How often do you think about the people you had sex with? They've never been met. No, but like how often do you think about them? I've never really, okay, well, I have had sex with somebody I didn't, it wasn't fun. Do they cross your mind every day? No. Once a month? No.

Okay, that's fair. Okay. Ever? Do they ever cross your mind? Oh my God. But I'm fucking a man. It's a different story. You guys are talking me down on this.

I see where this is going. I see where you guys are going and it's not gonna fucking work. There's no way. Because I almost started crying. I was sitting here like, damn, that's a good point. I never really...

There's no way you can... Fuck you guys. Oh, fuck you guys. Blindfolded, there's no way you're telling Fuck you guys. Fuck you guys. Blindfolded. There's no way you're telling me the difference between my ass and somebody else's ass. The difference is. We're not talking about being blindfolded. You're making a million dollars in the other situation.

We're fucking, dude. And you know what? Even if we're not blindfolded, we'll both throw a tan on. So we really get it going. And guess what? Afterwards, we're boys. We we really get it going. And guess what? Afterwards, we're boys. We're having fun right after.

We'll both be laying there not touching each other because we don't need that shit. Yo, what are you going to do with your million? I just, I don't know, man.

I don't know. I do. Yeah. I know. I know too. Yes. Whoever wants to sponsor that idea, run it. Okay, look.

I'll give you guys that, man. I'll let you have that. He'd do it. Totally. Yeah, he just needs to see it in front of him. That's the whole point is like you literally never think about the person, anyone you've ever had sex with. Okay, but it's

it's Matt we're talking about right what are you trying to say that's what I'm saying though like so imagine I'm gonna see him all the time so this is what I'm saying though

imagine you get a million bucks Matt gets a million bucks and you guys are like like you're like like yeah we did that thing once like that's not who we are

that doesn't like define me damn it's so fucking true now that you put it like that it's a one time. That doesn't like define me. Damn, it's so fucking true now that you put it like that. It's a one-time thing and it was a business decision. I had this one job that I didn't love,

but man, did it pay out for me? Man, do I not have to work anymore? Let's see this though. And this isn't like, this isn't like. I don't think a million is like, I never have to work again. This isn't to sway you,

but this is like real talk. It's like if you made a million bucks and you keep working your job right now, you have a million dollars, you have $250,000 four times. Right? That's good math. So then you buy four houses,

$250,000 each. If they're not all totally $250,000, they're like $400,000, whatever. Either way, you can afford it. Okay, yeah. I understand a million dollars can be life-changing money if you put it in the right areas. I understand that. Now, every one of those

houses paying you, you legit are making $8,000 a month not working and working still. We're just talking about ideal situations here. That's not bullshit, though. That's real. It's very real, Beau. You're not kidding me this time. You're not kidding me. You guys really

embarrassed me earlier when you said it was really embarrassing for me, okay? Can you guys play me like that? It was so easy. Real talk though. Maybe a million. Real talk, 100%. I would totally do it. Maybe a million. Now that I think about it. I'd play Switch for Logan for a million Gs.

You guys put it so eloquently, you know? It's like, it's not who I am. It's what it is. I'm making a business decision. I just don't think when I put in that situation,

I would be able to go through with it. I don't think. You're on the bang bus. You just, you can't do it. It's different. It's just me and Logan

in a room. It's not different. It's not different. It's so different. You just can't go through with it. However you have to make a work, you can't do it. It's different. It's just me and Logan in a room. It's not different. It's not different. It's so different. You just can't go through with it. However you have to make it work, you can make it work. Obviously, it's like, it's not an ideal situation. But it's like, dude, like, let's try to, like, make this happen.

Like, let's do it. Like, if you guys are both, like, and it's not like, Matt's like, oh. Here comes the train, bro. It's like, no, like, dude, like, I know we both don't want to do it, but like, let's try to do this. Oh, man. I hate that I'm like sitting here, like trying. If you're just like, Matt's like, dude, like, I know, like, let's just like make this shit happen. Like, let's fucking do the thing.

Think about it. Okay, maybe I do it for a million. I don't know. Maybe I would. I don't fucking know, million. I don't know. Maybe I would. I don't fucking know, man. I don't know who I am anymore. Give me 15 minutes and you won't have to work a day in your life.

You're telling me you're saying no? I'm signing that contract. 100%. Easy. Look, I'm happy for you guys. For all of us. I'm happy for all of us. We're getting a million each.

But you gotta fuck my brother He's supposed to fuck Matt Yeah Matt's got a huge penis I love that this whole time We're talking Like your mom is probably Hearing this whole conversation

About you talking about Me fucking your brother Yeah she came in She's like oh yeah Bo would do it Cheap Did she say that? Cheap

She was like Yeah He'll do it Maybe I don't know myself Well enough I don't know myself well enough. I don't know. For those listening, Drina is Andrew's mom. She's been sitting on the couch for like the last 15 minutes.

Listening to this whole conversation. She knows what it is. She knows who Bo is as a person. We're bag chasers. Yeah. That's fair. Can we do like an outro now? Can we figure our thing out since people want to say that?

Yeah. They didn't like the last one. I feel like this is a good point to end. They didn't think our pee break was a very good outro. I mean, I feel, like, figure our thing out since people want to say that? Yeah, they didn't like the last one. I feel like this is a good point to end. They didn't think our pee break was a very good outro. I mean, I feel like this is a good point to end it because I'm tired of getting embarrassed by you guys. It's kind of fucked up the way you guys treat me. It's just so easy. I know.

I'm so gullible. It's so hard. He's like our little brother. But he's 30. I'm the older little brother. I don't get it. But he's 30. You guys are just bullies.

You're just a fucking bully, man. A giant bully. Yeah, he's a bully. He's such a bully, dude. He's get it. 30. You guys are just bullies. You're just a fucking bully. A giant bully. He's such a bully. That's not true. Anyways, what is that? Episode six? That's episode seven. Maybe it's like seven. I don't know.

We're going to figure out what to do with this. We need to edit it. Yeah. You have an outro? Yeah. Play it.

Use a generic outro thanks for listening guys it's been a pleasure we'll see you guys soon and we'll see if we can get Bo's price down a little bit more next time tune in the next episode find out alright we're out