Wonderful! - Wonderful! 404: General Use Aural Application Emotional Steroids

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

Griffin's favorite psychedelic creepy-cute musical bops! Rachel's favorite psychedelic glass-filled tube!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzT...rGPIHt0kRvmWoyaImmigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

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Starting point is 00:00:10 Hi, this is Rachel McElroy. Hi, this is Griffin McElroy. And this is wonderful. Welcome to Wonderful. It's a podcast where we talk about things that we like that we are into. A sort of general purpose, general use, oral application, sort of emotional steroid. Yeah. Wouldn't you say?
Starting point is 00:00:38 Wouldn't you agree? Wouldn't you say all that stuff? Oral application. I mean, people listen to it. I'll rule. Hourle application. Yeah. So like through the, through the ears. Thank you. People will like, I guess you would say that and not like audit auditory. No one knows because no one's ever said a thing like that before. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't mean anything. Your eyes really are just darting around my office. There's so much stuff in here now. Yes. Since I've sort of remodeled, I've got a big new shelf, like a 70 inch fucking guy back there that I am. trying to put stuff on.
Starting point is 00:01:18 My small wonder, I'm going to go ahead and hop in here and say, I have just started going through a box that was labeled Study, which is great from our move. From our move. Four years ago. To be fair, Griffin put it in a closet in a room he never goes into. And occasionally I would be like, hey, there's still that box in the closet, but he didn't really have any space to put anything. So it just kind of stayed in there.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Here's the fact of the matter, though. I guarantee you the contents of that box were in another box labeled like for move to Austin from when I lived in Chicago in 2011 and has not been opened. It's been probably over a decade since I've looked at the contents of this box. And it's been a wild journey digging through this thing. The way you have it set up right now and the way that you're facing me, it looks like little senior in high school Griffin is peeking over your shoulder right now. So I have this, what would you call that, portfolio, like a out fold-out sort of display thing with, I believe it's supposed to be eight senior pictures. A couple are missing. Maybe they were too risque.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Or your pictures were such a hot commodity that you had to pull from the original display. Maybe that's it. Because, you know, one of your teen lovers was like, well, I want Griffin in the sweater. I don't know that I love you saying one of your teen lovers. When you were also a teen. Thank you. Please make sure you. Put that, yeah, I'm going to tell you that that little fold out, that centerfold of high school
Starting point is 00:02:50 me is not going to stay back there. I just thought you would find it funny if I had it. Because right now what I'm seeing over your right shoulder is, is Little Griffin. What a fucking tort. He's perched. Oh, my God. He's perched. Are you sitting backwards on that chair?
Starting point is 00:03:07 I am sitting backwards on that chair. Good eye, my love. It's been great. There's letters from you that I've kept in there. I found a Stargram, which was like a thing that we started doing when we were in, you know, children's theater, community theater where people could like pay a buck to send a message backstage. I found one that my mom sent to me that got me very forklimped.
Starting point is 00:03:30 So I don't know, man. It's been a while since I have really looked through my keepsakes. I'm happy that you dug in there today. Yeah, me too. Found my diploma and I was like, maybe I'll display it like I'm a doctor or something. And then I found my high school diploma And I was like, that doesn't seem worth it. And then I found my middle school diploma.
Starting point is 00:03:50 And I was like, why do I have one of those? That seems like, hey, if you don't make it through the high school, at least you've got this middle school diploma. Also found my fucking birth certificate. What's up? Yeah, dude. How did you get your passport if you didn't have it? Or did you buy a new one?
Starting point is 00:04:07 Maybe you bought a new one. Probably bought a new one, yeah. Anyway. Yeah. You got small Wendy? We went on a journey yesterday. Yes, we did. To Rockville, Maryland, which I guess is Little Japan, Maryland,
Starting point is 00:04:24 in that there were a number of like really cool, like, I don't know, Japanese theme stores and establishments. Yes. Some of this is like a national chain. Yeah, so Tesso Life. Tessow Life. Yeah, so there's a couple locations. around here and we'd never been to one before and it is enormous. It's a gigantic
Starting point is 00:04:45 sort of supermarket of Japanese goods, snacks, products, toys. It's like bigger than a Trader Joe's big. Huge. Like, like aisles with actual things hanging from the ceiling telling you what's in that aisle. Adjacent to a revolving sushi
Starting point is 00:05:03 restaurant adjacent to a fairly like, I don't know, traditional Japanese arcade with lots of little claw machines and capsule toy sort of walls and that place is called Meowclaw. The small son got really confused when we were getting ready to leave because I think he thought we were actually going to Japan.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Yes. Because he kept asking if we were going to take a car or a plane. Yeah. And then he was really, really excited in a way that seemed maybe a little outsized. But yeah, they had a great time. Yeah. So did I. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:05:37 It was delightful. And, you know, and it was like. I don't understand exactly why we can't have all the varietals of these large brands. Like they had all the different kinds of Lays potato chips, all the different kinds of Oreos, all the different kinds of Kit Katz. I don't understand why we don't get those here. We're not good enough. We haven't, we don't deserve it. Do we deserve it?
Starting point is 00:06:00 I don't think so. It seems like people will go crazy for that. The chocolate orange Kit Kat is a stunner, guys. It's so good. It's the best chocolate orange thing ever. You know what it is? What is it? So a lot of these flavored items tastes like the actual thing.
Starting point is 00:06:18 They don't taste like the popsicle version of it. They taste like we took the zest of an orange and maybe the U.S. can't handle the zest. Can't keep up with that level of quality control and doesn't want to. I just crushed a C.C. Lemon with my lunch. I had a little chicken Caesar wrap with a C.C. lemon. chaser. God dang. I'm feeling great. My body is coursing with vitamin C energy right now. I'm happy for you honey. Can you tell? You definitely, you seem energized and energized. I have been energized by loving nostalgia from my box, my special box, and also from the 5,000 percent intake of vitamin C from the
Starting point is 00:07:00 C.C. Lemon that I just drank. Can we, we probably talked about this on the show before, but, But anytime that Griffin has a box of memory items, he calls it keepsakes. And I find that to be the most adorable and charming thing. I don't know that we've talked about this. Why is that, is that not what people call them? I felt like it was a word used by Hallmark that people didn't actually use in real life. Okay, interesting. Like here is a box for your keepsakes.
Starting point is 00:07:30 And I thought, no one says that word. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what else to call them. And it's like, it's like, it's like, you. Like, it's so delightful. I also want to give a shout out to the boyfriend season two. It's back on Netflix. The vibes are so fucking choice, guys.
Starting point is 00:07:44 As soon as that theme song hits, that, Bump, bum, bu. Oh, boy, I was back in the saddle. Ready to ride. Fucking great program. It's like a wintery scene this time. Yeah. Which hits real right, like in January.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Mm-hmm. The panel is back. If you don't remember, it is a, it is, I don't know. I don't know if it has the same production company as Terrace House. I feel like we looked this up at one point. Yeah, I don't know. It has the same kind of like tone, except it is a house full of young gay men, I think like seven or eight dudes.
Starting point is 00:08:19 And they live together for two months and they run a coffee shop. Yeah, this gives it like real world vibes, like real early, real world vibes when they started making them work a job together. Yeah. But they use that as a way to kind of couple off. So people will like choose the person they want to work at the coffee shop with them. Yeah. Which is a real mixed bag.
Starting point is 00:08:41 It sure is. Because it's like I want to spend time with you in this tiny enclosed trailer where we make coffee. And also you have to work now and I'm sorry. Yeah, this is your job. And you do not get paid. I do not think. No, they make like Griffin and I figured out they make like $40 or something for the whole house. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:00 I go first this week. Yes. Man, we are talking about a lot of Japanese pop culture because today I am talking about Kiyari Pamu Pamu, which I could swear I've talked about before, but I think maybe it's because I mentioned her in passing while I did a segment on capsule, which is a Japanese sort of electronic pop band that we got into when we went there for our honeymoon and had a CD player in our Airbnb and found a capsule CD and we're like, oh, wait, this fucking slaps.
Starting point is 00:09:34 So the producer for Kiyari Pamiu is Yasutaka Nakata, who is also in capsule. He also produces music for perfume, which is like a monster huge girl group over there. So he's crazy. He's got like over a dozen bestselling albums under his belt. But anyway, Kiyari Pami Pommu is a Japanese pop star. She's a model. She's an artist. She's been on the scene since 2011 when she released her debut single, which was titled Pond, Pon, Pon,
Starting point is 00:10:06 which just went crazy worldwide because the music video is the strangest thing I've ever seen and anyone else has ever seen. Before we discuss that, here's a little bit of the song, Pon, Pond, just to give folks who are unfamiliar with Kiyai Pommu Pommu. Just a sample of her style. If that song sounds familiar, it is probably because you watched the music video back in 2011, because someone shared it with you. Because it's just an absolutely psychedelic kind of Harajuku panic attack that unfolds in real time. It features Kiyari Pommu in a very colorful, almost sort of like parade leader striped outfit in a big colorful. playhouse where there's like a big faceless ballerina dancing around and also there's like skulls and ducks and loaves of bread all 3D just kind of flying around it's like it's it is absolute
Starting point is 00:11:41 sensory overload uh this music video and that is why it was her debut single and this music video just absolutely gave her this meteoric rise because people could not stop talking about yeah uh and for obvious reason if you have not seen it, you should go watch it. Before this song, she was just, she was a blogger and she was a fashion blogger and a model. And then she met up with Nakata and recorded Pa-P-Pon-Pon, and then the rest was history. Her style is very like the term kawai, which translates to cute in Japanese. It's like that, but also kind of like absurdist. Everything is like way oversized and sort of clashing and fuzzy and wild.
Starting point is 00:12:28 She's been featured on fashion magazines sort of across the globe for her style. She's also done a bunch of cross-promotional collaborations with companies like Studio Ghibli, Coca-Cola, Nintendo, she did a big sort of collaboration with where she designed a bunch of like 3DS sort of cover plates
Starting point is 00:12:45 that were like loosely modeled on outfits that she had worn in the past. She also in 2016, the Sebu Ikebukuro railway line featured a train that was modeled after Kiyari Pami Pommu's sort of aesthetic, which I have to imagine must be. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:03 She has cited Gwynne Stefani, Katie Perry, and Lady Gaga as influences both sort of musically and aesthetically. I think the Katie Perry comparison is the most apt, the same way that, like, Katie Perry takes the, like, California girls kind of, like, aesthetic, but then blows it up to this, like, like outrageous cartoonish proportion where I mean you think about her Super Bowl halftime show with like the big sharks dancing around behind her like
Starting point is 00:13:34 yeah there is a kind of like winky nod like an understanding of like I am taking this idea and I'm taking this style and I'm taking it to the like most maximalist yeah possible level I Kiyy Pamu Pamiu does that with this you know Harajuku vibe Harajuku's a neighborhood people know from like when Gwen Stefani had her whole deal, right? I assume. I don't know how much primer people need on, on some of these concepts. But she takes that style, she takes that vibe and just like, owns it with with so much like pride and just like takes it to just such an extreme degree. And what I find really interesting about Kyari Pamu Pamu is I feel like that aesthetic,
Starting point is 00:14:18 that sort of like hyper cute, exaggerated aesthetic had a pretty like, I don't know, like a stereotypical kind of stigma here in the States, you know, up until not too long ago. Well, yeah. I mean, like at first glance, it feels kind of juvenile, you know? There's that. Yeah, absolutely. It's kind of like like a little girl's bedroom. Yes, absolutely it is.
Starting point is 00:14:40 10 seconds into the music video, it's clear that something completely different is going on. But I feel like, especially when, you know, the Internet became a thing that everyone was on and it became easier to see. stuff that was coming out of other countries, there was like a very quick knee-jerk reaction to a lot of Japanese pop culture of like, oh, look how weird this thing is. Look how weird this show is. But I feel like Kiari Pommu Pommu and specifically, you know, Ponpon Pond, the music video like comes out just fucking swinging for the fences with that exact kind of like vibe and owning it and celebrating it and seemingly just like having the most fun with it. And I think that that is super rad.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Her latest album dropped in 2021. It's called Candy Racer. It's got jams for days, including a track that Gus and I are huge fans of, which is called Dodonpa, which is an onomatopoetic word, roughly translating to Boom Wave, which is, I guess, a Dragon Ball reference.
Starting point is 00:15:43 It's also the name of a former roller coaster at Fuji Q Highland, an amusement park in Japan. The roller coaster, it was called Dodon, Donpa, I think. It closed in 2024 because it kept breaking people's bones. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:15:59 So, Da Da Da Daampa, the song, I will say goes hard to match. Here's a little bit of da da da daumpa. I think her style is just sort of unimpeachably very cool and her music bops sort of aided by Yasutaka Nakata's capacity to produce
Starting point is 00:16:49 extremely catchy electronic jams. Also, fun fact. In 2023, she privately married Shono Hayama, who was the sweet boy prince commentator on Terrace House. Whoa. And they had their first kid in 2024. He's not old enough to be married. He's old enough to be married.
Starting point is 00:17:08 He's married to Kyari Pomu Pamu. That's fantastic. Yeah, it's a wild sort of small world moment. Anyway, that's Kyari Pamu Pamu. She's got a lot of music and a lot of art and stuff out there in the world. And I think that's pretty great. Can I steal you away? Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Okay. Okay. Okay. My topic this week is the kaleidoscope. Yeah, sure. Yeah. I never am not excited to see a kaleidoscope. I know.
Starting point is 00:17:42 There was a brief period after I saw Oklahoma where he tries to, I guess Curley tries to kill, or no, the bad guy tries to kill Curley with a kaleidoscope. He's like, look, there's like a naked lady in here, but it's actually like got a knife in it. And the knife is supposed to kill you. Oh, wow. I forgot about that plot point. Yeah. It's like pretty horrific. for Oklahoma.
Starting point is 00:18:04 And so there was a brief period where I was like, I'm not trying to let Curley fucking, I think Curley was the good guy. Anyway. I don't know. Love a kaleidoscope. Yeah. So my grandma, much like my father, big collector of things. My grandma loved antiques.
Starting point is 00:18:23 And then kind of inexplicably off to the side, she had a small kaleidoscope collection. I didn't know she had many kaleidoscope. Yeah. I mean, my parents. Parents have one at their house, and then we have one here. Gang, this kaleidoscope is a beauty, wood-carved, pepper grinder-ass kaleidoscope. Yeah. There had to have been more than that.
Starting point is 00:18:48 But, yeah, it's just one of those things that's so, I mean, you never know what you're going to get. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. And you hold it up to the sun, and it's a real treat. Don't do that. Well, I mean, get some good sunlight through it. If it's occluded enough, absolutely, go ahead and look at the sun. But if it's just, you know, just be safe, be smart.
Starting point is 00:19:11 But I didn't really know anything about these things. Yeah, I guess I didn't either. Yeah. So I looked it up. It's pretty cool. Yeah, I would hope so. I would hope if you looked it up and it wasn't cool, you would be like, and then so I picked the different.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Thanks for listening to Wonderful. No, but I want to hear about how it works because I don't know. Okay. So kaleidoscopes invented in 1816 by Scottish scientist Sir David Brewster. Fuck yeah. Who was a mathematician and physicist who contributed a lot of different things to the field of optics. Chiefly, among them, the kaleidoscope. I love something so whimsical coming out of a physicist and mathematician.
Starting point is 00:19:55 So his big thing is something called Brewster's angle, which is this may be more meaningful to people. people in the sciences. But it is the way of figuring out the frequency at which light becomes polarized. It's an angle at which light must strike a substance for maximum polarization. And it is central to the development of fiber optics, lasers, and to the study of meteorology, cosmology, et cetera. Okay. Is that how he earned his bruises? Brewster's Millions is with that discovery. I don't know what that's a reference to. It's a movie.
Starting point is 00:20:41 It's a movie called Brewsters Millions. Do you know anything about the movie? Not really. This is a unique Macquarie trait. You're able to pull very specific references and then have nothing. I know the face of the guy who's in it and I can't remember his fucking name and it's absolutely killing me. You want me to look it up? I do kind of want you to look it up.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Brewster's. Wait, I almost had it. Oh, shit. It was right there. What's his name? Oh, wow. Gregory? No.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Shit. Who? Uh, 1985, starring Richard Pryor. Richard Pryor. And John Candy. And John Candy. Yeah. That's probably why it was on my mind because we just watched the John Candy Doc.
Starting point is 00:21:24 39% on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah, no, probably not a great flick. That was in his, uh... Later. It was in John Candy's sort of stinker oeuvre. Anyway, kaleidoscope. Anyway, kaleidoscope. Uh, so kaleidoscope.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Brewster named his invention after the Greek words, callos, which means beautiful, idos, which means form, and scopos, which means watcher. So kaleidoscope roughly translate to beautiful form watcher. Well, then I'm a kaleidoscope right now. I was going to make that joke. I'm sorry, babe. Man, we're like Henry and Gus right now. Those boys jump on a D's nuts joke, like fucking rabid coyotes on a bone that they've found in an alleyway. Just absolutely feral.
Starting point is 00:22:08 It's gotten so that if one of them gets to it before, then the other one, usually Henry, will have to set Gus up so that he gets the satisfaction. Yeah, absolutely. He's a good big brother. There's a lot of discussion of waddledy in this house, I'll say. Yeah. Okay, so Brewster's kaleidoscope was a tube
Starting point is 00:22:27 containing loose pieces of colored glass and other objects reflected by mirrors or glass lenses, set at angles that creates patterns. Okay, cool. A kaleidoscope. Sure. I feel like I never really understood how it worked until we went to the Museum of Illusions, where they have like a giant tube full of mirrors that you can look in and have someone look in the other side,
Starting point is 00:22:49 and it shows you them sort of reflected in those ways. And it felt like, oh, this is what being inside a kaleidoscope must be. Yeah, exactly, 100%. So the kaleidoscope creates reflection of objects through the use of angled mirrors set at the end as the end as the user rotates the tube, the mirrors create new patterns. The images will be symmetrical if the mirror angle is an even divider of 360 degrees. Okay. So a mirror set at 60 degrees will generate a pattern of six regular sectors, a mirror at 45 degrees, we'll make eight equal sectors, et cetera, et cetera. So what ended up happening, Brewster filed his patent and then almost immediately it was ripped off
Starting point is 00:23:32 because the way he patented it was very specific to the materials used. Oh, no. So there's this article that talks about, you know, it was easy to identify that you could change the tube from brass to cardboard and find alternative materials for a cheaper version. Damn it. So he did not capitalize on what became a huge phenomenon just across the country and then into the world. his manufacturer estimated that more than 200,000 units were sold in the first three months. That's crazy. Can you imagine in that time period?
Starting point is 00:24:06 That's like half the world's population at that point. That's great. A lot of the times whenever I hear about like toy zeitgeists from the 19th century, and then it'll be like shit like, it's a hoop and a stick. It's like, what were we doing? Why was life so shitty and bad that? But this one is like, yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Absolutely. To live in a world without. And then all of a sudden there's kaleidoscopes? Yeah, I'm going to go crazy on that. Thank you. The article I read compared it to 2017's fidget spinner, which I feel like is giving the fidget spinner a lot of credit. I mean, fidget spinner is fun. I do like a fidget spinner. But not quite as like a sensory experience, I would say. Agreed to disagree. I love a fidget spinner. It was so in the early 1870s, Charles Bush was a Prussian man living in Massachusetts, received additional patents in 1870. in 1874 related to improvements in kaleidoscopes.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Great. And this is when you could start mass manufacturing parlor kaleidoscopes. Ooh. Which had the liquid-filled glass to create more visually. That was very cool. Yeah. Yeah. I like that a lot.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Yeah, it was incredibly popular. There were numerous things written about it. And one of the things I read was a quote in Blackwoods magazine in 1818 that said, in the memory of man, no invention and no work, whether addressed to the imagination or to the understanding, ever produced such an effect. Hell, yeah. I mean, I get it. You guys didn't have a lot of stuff going on back then.
Starting point is 00:25:40 I know, exactly. So mirrors and colored glass, that's probably like, that would boggle, you know, my 19th century mind. There were people on the street that were like charging a penny for people to look through kaleidoscopes. Okay. People had them in their parlors, and then there were articles written about how children were walking into walls because they were so distracted by their kaleidoscopes. Naturally. And then I had to look up biggest kaleidoscope, right? Because, like, if you're going to...
Starting point is 00:26:09 That's immediately where my mind went. It's in the Catskills inside a resort called the Emerson. They have a 60-foot-tall silo, and inside they have a 37-5-foot-long, 5,000-pound kaleidos. Yeah, that's cool. And they actually use video projected through a lens system. That's less cool, but the thing itself is pretty rough. But I mean, how would you find, like, giant beads and glass large enough if it's 37 feet long? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:39 They already made the giant telescope. You know what I mean? It seems like they could make giant beads. What did I say? You said telescope. Okay. Anyway. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Yeah. That's a kaleidoscope. I love a kaleidoscope. Me too. It seems like the kind of thing that I would get into collecting. Yeah. Yeah. My grandma had one that I think my parents have now that has like little flowers in it. You know, like flower petals and stuff. Yeah, there's a lot of varieties out there. They're very pretty. Yeah. Your grandma also collected PC first person shooters from the sort of mid-90s.
Starting point is 00:27:15 And also some of the smuttyest romance novels I've ever seen in my entire life. Just walls and walls and walls. Walls and walls. Never addressed. Never addressed. We would talk much about our love for books and at a great length about famous authors throughout history. But meanwhile, her entire basement, like, was covered in just romance novels. Just wet, torsos, hither and yawn.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Hey, do you want to know what our friends at home are talking about? Yes. Hannah says, My small wonder is when you go to the bathroom at work in the morning and the toilet seat is still up so you know you're the first person to use it since it was last cleaned. Every time I feel like I'm christening the toilet. for the day. That is nice. You probably, I don't know, that you've had this feeling in a while. No, I mean, when there's like, I guess when you go to like a hotel and they have the little
Starting point is 00:28:02 folded toilet paper, that's always special. But no, I've never had this experience. It is a real thrill. Is there something, too, about, like, swinging the stall door open to and just being delighted by this surprise? By this fresh toilet. Mallory says this weekend marked the 13th year, my husband and I have gone to Barnes and Bobel.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Valerie, I didn't notice that you said that until this exact moment. Even when I put this into my document, I didn't realize you said Narns and Bobel until my brain was reading it. We've gone to Narns and Bobel to pick out books for each other to celebrate our first date there. This year, in honor of the Poetry Corner, we picked out books of poetry from two writers Rachel has talked about, Frannie Choi and Richard Seichen. I think, oh, I think on the show I may have mispronounced it, but it is. psychon.
Starting point is 00:28:52 Cool. Yeah. That was Mallory's email. That's darling. I love a Barnes and Noble anniversary date.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Yeah. What a, like, what a sweet way to do it too. Hey, thanks to Boe and Augustus
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Starting point is 00:29:56 But that is going to do it for us. Do you have anything else, my love? So sorry, you moved your chair a little bit and now I can see some of the other senior pictures. Sorry. I know the mustache. I don't know where the mustache came from. Yeah, our nanny just sent us pictures of our kids
Starting point is 00:30:12 with mustache. God, what a good day, man. One of the senior pictures, it looks like you've placed your head in between the 2000 and the five. Yeah, yeah. So it looks like it's, and I'm wearing a suit that is ill-fitting. And it looks like my head is being crushed by two big granite sort of numbers, 20 and 05. You are making an expression to match, which I find, darling. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Yeah. Do you remember this, like, photo shoot? Yes, it took six and a half hours. and it really shattered my kind of like perception of myself. It was a sort of ego death. Did you get a lot of instruction? I got a lot of instruction. And they didn't let me do anything fun or cool.
Starting point is 00:30:58 My friend Tanner gave me his fucking senior photo. My friend Tanner gave me his senior photo. And it's him with his long arms out. He's got these long arms, his long arms outstretched. It says Tanner underneath him. And in each hand he's holding a flaming, Basketball. That shit's real, folks. I didn't get to do anything fun. No, not at all. But you, I mean, you've got several different looks I'm seeing and approximately the same face in most of the photos. I pray to the good Lord in heaven above that I find that senior photo of my friend Tanner in this box in keeps a case. I think he has it. You have shown it to me before. So he must have posted it on some kind of social media. It fucking rules. Unless I have created it in my mind's eye from your detailed description, but I feel like I have seen it before.
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