Wonderful! - Wonderful! 408: My Record With Lactose

Episode Date: February 25, 2026

Griffin's favorite funky lactose! Rachel's favorite fanciful reference book! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Immigrant La...w Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/

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Starting point is 00:00:10 Hi, this is Rachel McElroy. Hi, this is Griffin McElroy. This is wonderful. Welcome to Wonderful. It's a podcast where we talk about things we like that's good that we're into. It's hosted by me, Griffin McElroy and Rachel McElroy. And every week. I'm his wife.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Yes. We're not brother and sister. It's not like a Jack White, Meg White situation. Well, that is also not. Are they married or are they siblings? Where did we land on that, by the way? I think they were married. Pretty sure, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:49 That speaks to me of like a way simpler time in the internet where it's like we have no way of confirming this information. No one knows how to really check up on this stuff. Everyone's like, well, they look alike. We're like we are in so many ways we are post folklore, I think, on this level, on this exact type of level of stuff. Gosh, what a weird, what a weird time, huh? I have had icky thump stuck in my head. Now that was Jack White post. I think that was Rackontours era Jack White. But that's my small wonder. Hell yeah, I found it. I was struggling before we started. Like, what am I going to talk about? And then I have remembered I've had icky thump stuck in my head.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I don't know if I know that one. I mean, obviously, I can't figure it out from the title. So it goes like this. Jack White's like, and then it has the guitar that's like, you know it? You know it? I mean, maybe I don't want to insult your version of it, but I may have to listen to the original to know for sure.
Starting point is 00:02:06 I mean, I could play it for you right now, but it would really sound so much like what I did with my instrument. Well, then I haven't heard it, no. Okay. You know what? I've had stuck in my head. What have you had stuck in your head? My small wonder.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Yeah, what? The other day we watched Waiting for Guffman. Oh, my God. And I have that stool song stuck in the- Stool boom. Oh, man. Guys, we don't watch a lot of old movies, but like obviously when Catherine O'Hara passed, like...
Starting point is 00:02:39 Netflix has like a whole row now of like, Christopher guest movies with her in it? That one fucking hits on such a sort of seismic level for me. Like it hits so, so very hard having grown up in a small town community theater community. It like, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:03:03 It really is a, it's almost a hard watch in some ways because it like makes you really look in that deep, dark, truthful mirror a little bit. But I haven't seen that movie. in probably over a decade. And gosh, it's such a masterpiece. It's timeless, man. It's timeless.
Starting point is 00:03:20 There's nothing in it that I feel like doesn't hold up. Or it would be hard to understand for a new viewer. It's not like they're making calls on a rotary phone. Well, I think you need to kind of know what like those Christopher guest like mockumentary style movies are like. But I would argue that it's kind of like it's kind of good to enter. her a Christopher guest movie, not really knowing what you're watching for a while. Yeah, sure. Because, I mean, that's the experience I had.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Because it's so straight, it's so sincere that you're like, wait, is this supposed to be funny? Or am I just thinking it's funny? Yeah. And that's why the cast is always so valuable because you're like, oh, no, this person is a genius. Just so good. I go first this week. Yes. I feel a little, I feel very vulnerable discussing what I'm about to discuss.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Okay. You look excited for me to be vulnerable. My big wonder this week is having a little cheese. How is this vulnerable? Having a little cheese. What is vulnerable about this? Because I'm not like a cheese guy. I really thought you were going to get into some kind of deep personal thing.
Starting point is 00:04:40 This is deep and personal thing. for me. I've had a mixed track record with cheese and I don't know much about it. I guess it is vulnerable in that you have a lot of signs suggesting that maybe you should. I shouldn't have a little cheese. You should leave cheese behind. Well, that's the thing. That's what's, I swear folks at home, if you're thinking there's no way he's going to get a whole segment out of having a little cheese. I can do a whole episode by myself and you could save your topic for next week about having a little cheese because it's really kind of amazing. I am not talking. talking about cheese, the substance. Like, I'm not bringing as my topic, cheese. Because, like, that's too big. That's too much. So that's still on the table if later I want to do cheese.
Starting point is 00:05:22 That's fine. I'm talking about the act of just having a little cheese. Like, when cheese is on a pizza, that's obviously very good. But I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about when you have yourself just a little bit of cheese, a little bit of what Justin McRoy calls raw cheese or uncooked, unmelted cheese. Just straight up cheese. I do not have a particularly refined taste, I think, for most foods and beverages.
Starting point is 00:05:48 And, you know, my record with lactose has received some criticism from physicians in the past. But God help me, if I'm offered the opportunity to have a few pieces and nice cheese, just a few, whether that be in a sort of charcutory arrangement or otherwise, I'm going to leap for it. Can I let our Raiders in on something? We have readers? Sorry. Our listeners. Sure. You have notes right now.
Starting point is 00:06:17 You're looking at notes right now. I have a lot of notes. These notes aren't like I didn't research myself. I just wanted to have an organized because I knew there would be some haters who are like, this isn't fucking nothing. I'm just saying you're talking about how you like a little cheese and you're looking over at your phone. You're looking over at your phone to make sure like, wait, how much cheese? I just want to hit everything. I said a little cheese.
Starting point is 00:06:40 cheese, okay. Did I, wait, what word did I use specifically? I used little. I don't want to get mixed up and then start talking about eating a lot of cheese. I'm talking about just having a little bit of cheese. Did you do research out of curiosity? No. Okay, but you have notes.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Because I'm not doing cheese. I could get on here and be like, oh, you see, it was Franciscan monks in the 12th century. No, I didn't research this. It's coming from the heart. I just organized my thoughts and don't make me feel. bad for wanting to do a good job for this show. We recently found a very nice butcher shop nearby. It's like a butcher shop slash grocery sort of store.
Starting point is 00:07:25 And they sell just a... Can I say that it's in the magical land of Bethesda? It is in the wonderful magical kingdom of Bethesda. They sell a lot of just like a thousand delicious little special somethings across many So tiny. Tiny little shop. I didn't go to the like the counter where you get meat because the line was long. The line's really long.
Starting point is 00:07:49 And I felt like I didn't want to take up that much space in this tiny store. Yeah, because there is a sense of I don't belong here. They are selling a lot of nice meats and. You see like a person walking around with like a basket of leaks and like a very specific kind of oil that you've never seen before and you're like they belong here. They belong there. I definitely do not. I have clearly just stumbled in here. But they sell like little artisanal ice cream sandwiches and imported tinned fish.
Starting point is 00:08:18 But they also sell some cheese. And there is a long line at this shop like pretty much all the time. And they will come through with a plated little cheeses. And they'll say here, I try a little bit of this cheese. And I'll say, you got me. I'm a fucking captive audience. I will, of course, like I said, hop at this opportunity to gobble up a little bit of cheese. And then I'm like, well, I got to get the home game version of this cheese.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Can I ask you that when I was there, they were sampling a Stilton, which is like a kind of soft, smelly cheese? Right. I don't know how you feel about like smelly cheese. Oh, I also don't know how I feel about it. Oh, okay. Are you open? Of course, of course. Of course.
Starting point is 00:08:57 You're going to cover everything. You're asking me now to jump around where I am in my notes. I'm sorry. I thought on this show, we had a conversation. It wasn't scripted. It's not script. Okay. This is one of the fun things about having a little cheese is sometimes it's the funkiest shit you've ever tasted and you hate it.
Starting point is 00:09:19 That's what makes it a fun, like, surprise. Whenever I get brought a charcutory board with a selection of a little cheese on it, it's like I've opened, I've been gifted a little advent calendar. True. Only behind some of the panels of the Advent calendar is the funkiest shit. I've ever tasted. Sometimes I hate it. Sometimes I don't fuck with it so hard.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Like, I know, I know very little about cheese. I know myself enough to know that, like, blue cheese is not for me. Okay. That, to me, feels like, there's like a, you know, whenever you're making cheese, you're turning a bunch of dials, like, oh, the sweet dials here, the creamy. For me, blue cheese is like they turn up the funky dial and then they break it off, and then they break up all the other dials, and it's just the funky dials. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:07 it's just the funky stuff. Yeah. So that's like not for me. But like sometimes like that we got a Gouda that we brought home and I tasted it. And I was like, this is so sharp. That's crazy. I loved that good. But then I wanted a little bit more of it, even though my initial reaction is this is bad. And it's and I think it is the littleness of the delivery of the cheese that kind of makes that okay.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Right? because if you have yourself a little bit of cheese and it's bad and gross, then you can just say like, well, it's just a little bit of it. Like you're not overcommitted to like eating a big pound of funky gross stuff. It's just like it's just a little bit of it. I made a little cheese mistake. And I don't have to beat myself up about it because it's just a little bit of cheese. The element of danger that sometimes cheese provides, not from a gastrointestinal fortitude element, but like sometimes it's the funkiest shit. is, I don't know, it makes it feel kind of dangerous and kind of exciting.
Starting point is 00:11:10 And it also makes me appreciate when I eat a little bit of cheese and it tastes fucking incredible because I know how far it can go in the other direction. And the other direction is like blue cheese or funky stuff. Stilton, gosh, gun to my head. I couldn't even tell you if I've had a Stilton before. Probably. Probably. Did you have some of it at the shop?
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yeah. Was it good? I liked it. But I am more comfortable, I think, with funky. than you are. Yeah. I like it as a little, just toss it in there
Starting point is 00:11:40 with the cheese that I like. Like, if I go over a charcutory board and I have a little bit of funky stuff, I might come back to it later just to like mix up the experience. Yeah. But like, I don't like, I don't enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:11:54 You know what I mean? Now I'm all mixed up in my freaking notes. I'm sorry I did this to you. Cheese has just never like been a thing that I have craved. It's not like a, like, I have a salty craving. I go for the, I go for some potato chips. I have a sweet craving.
Starting point is 00:12:12 I will, maybe I'll go for a cookie or two. Now, cheese, I feel like, is starting to scratch this new kind of thing for me where I, I don't know, I know we have a couple little wedges down in the fridge. And I feel excited about that. I feel excited for the opportunity to eat that cheese in just a little bit to eat that cheese. and also it does make me feel grown up. Like I would be lying if I said like if I omitted the fact that when you eat a little bit of cheese, like there's this feeling of sophistication that comes along with it. Not because it's expensive because like it's not hard to have a little cheese on the cheap,
Starting point is 00:12:49 but because it's such an unorthodox kind of craving that you're satisfied. Yeah. I mean it is almost by definition like a luxury item. Yes. I could have just gotten like a cheddar. Yeah. Because that's easy to find and every store has it. And I know what it's going to taste.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I probably know what it's going to taste like. But when you have a little bit of cheese that you don't know what it's going to taste like, it's a wonderful surprise every time. Sometimes it's gross. How is your body doing with this experiment, by the way? My body hasn't been doing so great lately. I don't want to pin it on the little bits of cheese I've been having, though, because it really, guys, we're talking about just like inconsequential amounts of cheese. Well, little tiny, tiny amounts of cheese. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Small amounts of cheese. Well, we eat several portions of those little amounts. You know, like you... Over a week. You like, you know, cut off like a little bit and you put it on a wheat thin and then you do it again. Now, I'm glad you mentioned wheat thin. Do it again. I'm glad you mentioned wheat things.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Okay. I feel nascent in this journey where I'm starting to get excited about cheese, having a little bit of it. But I feel like I don't know. anything about sort of little cheese vehicles because like right now I just kind of swear by wheat thins. You like a trisket, don't you? I do. That feels a little too. Too much.
Starting point is 00:14:15 I mean, it just feels like I'm having triscuits with cheese and not cheese with crackers. You know what I mean? But the problem is that like I swear by wheat thins, but I also love wheat thin straight up. I can eat a whole fucking bag of those guys. So like maybe I'm coloring my impressions of the cheese. I'm not going to eat it. I'm not going to have it straight up. I'm not just going to eat a little piece of cheese.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Maybe a little bread, maybe a little bread, like a tiny little bread. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they sell baguettes at this shop. That is one I struggle with. I struggle with a baguette because sometimes it's so fucking hard. It's so, so, so, so hard and so so so crusty. I don't like when you bite a little piece of baguette
Starting point is 00:14:57 and the crust of it is sharp and it goes between your teeth and it's like yauza and it hurts. It's also the pressure of like, how am I going to store this thing? Yeah. Like I'm not going to eat this whole thing all at once. Yeah. Even if I have a significant portion,
Starting point is 00:15:14 it's still too big for like a Ziploc bag. And then like putting in my fridge. I also feel like having baguette with cheese is like, I would be like cosplaying at that point. Like I am like, you know what I mean? Like I am, I don't know, somehow kind of. like a cool like I've been to Europe a few times and like kind of cool like that.
Starting point is 00:15:39 And it's not, I mean, I have been to Europe a couple times. Just Germany though. So like is cheese like a big deal there probably? I don't know. I'm mostly focused on their sort of pork offerings if I'm being 100% honest. But I feel very vulnerable because I feel like everyone knows their way around a cheese board who like fucks with cheese already. It's hard to be a new cheese guy. And like if I roll up to the function, like fucking Monterey Jack from the rescue rangers, like following. And I take a bite of something and I go,
Starting point is 00:16:13 whoa, that's funky stuff. Like I would be chastised for not being like mature enough for it, for not being like ready for it. I would also never bring cheese to a function because again, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I don't know what anything means or what it's going to taste like. and I don't want to bring something and have it be like the funkiest shit ever. And they look at me like, wow, you must be into some wild stuff. Yeah. And we'd like to watch you eat the rest of this wedge now. And then I have to eat the whole wedge of funky cheese while they're looking at me.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Like, I don't know. I just. Can I say, though, you're 38 years old. Yeah. Soon to be 39. I am 38. Going on 39. These seem like your prime cheese years.
Starting point is 00:16:56 I do agree with that. I do think it's time. I think it makes sense. Is this my midlife crisis? I hope not. How much are you spending on cheese right now? I'm not spending much money on cheese at all. I'm buying a wedge of cheese every couple weeks or so, maybe, tops.
Starting point is 00:17:15 And it's not even like, you know, fancy top shelf shit. It's the shit they come through with the sample basket at the butcher shop. You know what I mean? But man, it's good and it's good. And it's good. And it's, I don't know. I've never had a. period in my life like this. I remember when I was living in Chicago, I started eating sushi
Starting point is 00:17:33 from Hot Walks Cool Sushi. It was the name of the restaurant. And I was like, damn, I guess I like I like discovered this new part of myself. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like I'm doing that with cheese a little bit right now. And it's exciting, but it's also so new and so vulnerable. Yeah. When I lived alone before we moved in together, I used to buy myself some fancy cheese on occasion. Because it did, it felt like I was really getting to sew my oats out there and indulge in the foods that I knew that I liked.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Yeah. And then when we moved in together and I learned about your kind of caution with dairy, I stopped doing it. But I'm excited maybe we can go on this journey again together. I never really, I feel like I have spent my entire life doing dairy a great disservice of not really sitting down with it. and really studying what its effects are on my body.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I, in the past, have not eaten wisely in at least a dozen different vectors. And I feel like I pinned that all on cheese. I pinned that all on, I pinned that all on dairy. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I don't have the kind of willpower to do any kind of elimination sort of testing to see kind of what's up with me and cheese.
Starting point is 00:18:53 But as I see it. having a little bit is bulletproof logic. It's because it's really not, it's, guys, I promise you it's not very much. It's just a little bit and it's exciting and it's new and it's fun and it's fresh and exciting and dangerous and scary. But good for good, I think, overall. Did we get through all of your notes?
Starting point is 00:19:17 I don't know, baby. I really fucking jumped around them pretty good. No. Oh, man, that was going to be a good point. Hey, can I steal you away? Yes. What have you prepared? If you say a lot of cheese, I'm going to freak out.
Starting point is 00:19:42 No. No. I'm nervous because we don't have access to wonderful.fye right now. Okay. But I know that I haven't talked about this as a big wonder. I may have mentioned that it is a small wonder at some point. Let me know if you've talked about it. And that is the thesaurus.
Starting point is 00:20:04 I actually do have access right now. It looks like we're in the clear. Do you want me to see if we've done rhyming dictionary in the past? I feel like you've done rhyming dictionary. No, I think we're okay. No, okay. I don't know that we've done any reference books. So it occurred to me, and this was literally, I was walking back from the train.
Starting point is 00:20:29 And I was like, you know, somebody had to invent the thesaurus. What a job. What a Herculean task. Like a dictionary, you feel. like probably the beginning of time people were like we should write this word down to what it means right the thesaurus is a little bit fanciful yeah um i have always loved it um as somebody who uh used to write poetry and also like any paper you write when you're trying to say the same thing over and over again but make it sound a little different yeah it's always helpful to look up um look it up
Starting point is 00:21:06 in the the thesaurus. I will also say one of my pet peeves, and I was talking to Griffin about this when we watch a show like Love is Blind is when somebody says the same thing over and over again. Like, oh, you know. You're so smart and brilliant. And intelligent.
Starting point is 00:21:21 You're so beautiful and pretty. Like, she's so nice and kind. That's an example of poor use of a thesaurus. But I really enjoy it when you're like, this happens to me a lot as a person that writes grants. Yeah. I already said community.
Starting point is 00:21:39 So how am I going to say that again later? God, but folks in the nonprofit space have access to the most exciting words, I feel like, just the most exciting terminology. That is true. I was telling Griffin today about how one of our big words lately is Catalyst. And you see it everywhere. I promise you right now if you look up, you know, like a nonprofit in your area and you look up their mission statement or their values or whatever, they'll have the word Catalyst in there. That's so cool. He's trying to be a catalyst.
Starting point is 00:22:07 I love that. So I wanted to know about, you know, the the thesaurus, how it came about. Right. And I saw a name that made me realize like, oh, of course, it's Roge. Have you seen like the Roge's Thesaurus? Yeah, of course. Peter Mark Roge. And this is kind of incredible.
Starting point is 00:22:28 This man was born in 1779. Good Lord. He did not die till 1869. He was 90 years old. Dude. In that time period. How did you, dude, was he the oldest man a lot? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:22:41 He did study medicine. So maybe he like, you know, knew a lot about healthy living before anybody else did. Yeah. It makes sense, though. When you're 90, you're like, I've already said everything. I need new ways to say it. If only there was a book for me. He probably didn't write it when he was 90, though, huh?
Starting point is 00:23:02 No, but he did it towards the end of his life. Okay. So he retired in 1840, and that is when he started working on the the thesaurus. There are reports that he struggled with depression and that the thesaurus arose because list making was one of his coping mechanisms at the time. My friend, my brother. Hell yes. So he started working on this. soon after he retired and the first one was printed in 1852.
Starting point is 00:23:42 And listen to this title. Thesaurus of English words and phrases classified and arranged so as to facilitate the expression of ideas and assist in literary composition. Isn't that beautiful? Takes my breath away. It's like a Sufjohn Stevens sort of title of a thesaurus. Or like Fiona Apples when the pawns. album. Oh, yeah. Can you, do you, do you, can you recite that off the top when the turning of this, when the turning of the time screws? I mean, it's, it's about like a pawn going into battle. It's like a story. And then there won about a screw, like a turning of a, the turning of the clock is the. Maybe it gets there. Do you want me to look it up right now? No, it's okay. Okay. I'm just going to be sitting here thinking about it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:36 So one thing, I didn't know a lot about, obviously I know what a thesaurus is, but I didn't really know about how it started. So that title gives you kind of a hint that it was like it was not just supposed to be a reference guide. It featured 15,000 words. Good Lord. Organized conceptually rather than alphabetically into six categories. Abstraction relations, space, matter, intellect, volition, and affections. Babe. This is huge. I know. This feels revolutionary to me. This feels like, I don't know. You've just categorized, was the idea that he's just categorized all words into six broad sort of categories?
Starting point is 00:25:28 Given to me again, space, relations. Abstraction relations. Space, matter, intellect. volition and affections. Volition is the one that I'm most sort of interested in. Yeah, I know. You can apparently, like, view one of these originals at this place called the Carpels Manuscript Library Museum.
Starting point is 00:25:54 But he only printed 1,000 copies of this one. That's, I mean, I imagine it's a hard book to print. It's got 15,000 words in it. Yeah. Now, I mean, now you're, you just go to thesaurus.com and you just enter in like beautiful and it gives you like a spits out. But that like really captures a time period in which like real great thinkers would sit around and think about how words were impacting their daily life and the potential of them. I will say I do think young writers should have to possess some sort of license that represents the fact that that,
Starting point is 00:26:36 they have taken tests before they are allowed to use their first thesaurus because otherwise when I look back on some of my my writing yeah when I discovered the thesaurus I want to wedge myself up and hang myself up on the door by my butt like at the end of home alone because of how just the overuse of a thesaurus is I think one of the more kind of cringe-worthy hallmarks of a young writer's career. Myself absolutely included.
Starting point is 00:27:18 There was a poem I wrote where I was talking about adding cream to a cup of coffee and like the various shades of brown that it turned as more cream was allowed into it. And I looked up like all these different kinds of brown and just used a lot.
Starting point is 00:27:36 of them. I got in an intense argument with a professor in college because I got like a D on a report I had written about a bear at some zoo that was like bringing in like crowds and I called the bear an ursine ambassador and he said what is what does that mean? And I was like I was furious. I was like this not a I feel very precise to me. Sure. I thought so too. That's why we're married. That's why you and I are betrothed. That's true.
Starting point is 00:28:14 But I lost, I did lose. I did end up getting a bad grade. Well, I'm sorry that happened. That's totally unfair. All right. I'm glad that you argued it. I did need to learn that sometimes people don't like that. Sometimes people don't like it when you use a big, big word when you absolutely did not need to.
Starting point is 00:28:29 I know. I understand that. But there's artistry. Like that for me feels like artistry. Sure. It's like, cheese. When you're using a big, big word, it's okay to do like a little bit of it, I think. Because, and you don't know how people are going to react. Maybe it's funky, but if you do too
Starting point is 00:28:47 much of it, it's going to make you, it's going to make you feel sick to your tummy. Using too many, too many big words. Too many big words is going to make you sick. So where did the word thesaurus come from? Oh, good question. So there, there is a website called Book Riot that I am pulling this from. Thesaurus came from the Greek thesaurus, meaning treasury or storehouse. Okay. Those in the Middle Ages used the word thesorer to refer to a treasurer. The word thesaurus back then referred to places that stored the treasure we call words.
Starting point is 00:29:24 That's amazing. I love that. I know. I know. I mean, this guy is really fascinating. There's like, he's had many careers. I mentioned he had a medical career. He also studied philosophy.
Starting point is 00:29:42 He was a professor of physiology. Gosh, there's so many things here. He was a member of the Manchester Literary and Philosophical Society, and a fellow of the Royal Society. I don't know. There's so much about this man that is fascinating. He made it to 90 back then. He made it to 90.
Starting point is 00:30:03 So, like, yeah, he was in probably a bunch of clubs. And here's something that I don't know enough about this. He claims that he invented, oh gosh, a word that I can't say, Phanacistiscope. Phanactiscope? Phanacoscope. Phanacoscope. Do you want to look at it?
Starting point is 00:30:23 Oh, wow. Whoa, cool. Well, I was hoping you'd help me pronounce it. Phenacistoscope. Okay, that's what I, that's what I try. It was the first widespread animation device. And it's like kind of a zoetrope kind of situation. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:44 He claimed to have invented it in the spring of 1831, almost two years before it was introduced publicly. Funakistoscop. Phonikistoscop? Maybe. I'm looking at a phonetic phenokistoscop. I don't know. By the way, the idler wheel is wiser than the driver of the screw and whipping cords will serve you more than ropes will ever do. That was the Fiona Apple title that I couldn't remember.
Starting point is 00:31:12 It's for 2012, fourth studio album. Oh. Finakistoscope. Anyway, I don't know. I think I would really recommend any time that you have to write something more than two paragraphs to really check out the thesaurus. I feel like it's reading Rainbow now. And I'm telling you like, but you don't have to take my word for it. Oh, yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:31:39 This has been, I would say, probably our most unrelatable episode today. A little bit of cheese in a thesaurus. Just a little bit of cheese in a thesaurus. Yeah, absolutely. Do you want to know what our friends at home are talking about? Yeah. Alex says one of my favorite wonderful things is when you're ordering food and show up at the perfect time to miss the rush. You walk away with your food feeling like you're the luckiest person alive.
Starting point is 00:32:00 I do love that. I mean, we get a lot of that because we go out to dinner at 530 now. Yeah, absolutely. But, you know, you go somewhere and you pick up your order and then like there's like, but there's a big line behind you and you're like, wow. It makes you feel like the wise grasshopper who stowed away all of his nuts for the winter. And the aunt wanted to like party. But the grasshopper was like, no way, man. You know, that old one.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Joey says my swan wonder is the giant billboard I passed by while riding the train to work that says, Joey, Joey, Joey is back. It's for a hockey player from the Seattle Cracken, but five times a week I feel like it's Seattle welcoming me back to their city. I love that. I do too. I thought it was like a reboot of the spinoff of Friends. Oh, God, I forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Was that just called Joey? Yeah, I think it was just called Joey. I believe this is in reference to Joey Decord, who is a Seattle Cracken player. Thank you so much for listening. to our show. Thank you to Bowen and Augustus for the use of our theme song. Money won't pay. You can find a link to that in the episode description. And thank you to Maximum Fun for having us on the network. Maximumfund.org is where you can go to check out all the shows on the network. You're going to find a bunch of stuff there. That's going to be your new jam. I guarantee it.
Starting point is 00:33:20 We got some merch up in the merch store. I got a Miggy Macroll hoodie, a fish death hat for Maggie McRole if you're a fan of the Macroy Family Clubhouse, which you should be. Follow us on YouTube, the Macroy Family. We do the Macroy Family Clubhouse the last Tuesday of every month and every other Tuesday we play games together. We're doing a bunch of gaming streams like four days a week now. You can follow Macquaroy Entertainment System on Instagram to find out when all that stuff is coming. Hey, I've got a book coming out in like a couple weeks, March 10th. It's a choose-your-own-adventure book, a real choose-your-own-adventure book from that.
Starting point is 00:33:58 the Choose Your Own Adventure Company, and it's called the Stowaway, and it's an outer space adventure survival tale. We got a big old box of them, and it's very exciting. I've got a huge, huge box of them. I'm very proud of it. It is $10, and you can pre-order it at bit.ly slash griffon stowaway. For four books, pre-ordering stuff is important because it is how they know how many to make and send to stores to sell.
Starting point is 00:34:26 so it is a huge help if you would do that bit.ly slash griffins dough away. It's for like, what, like middle grade. Middle grade is what they say, ages 8 to 12. But, you know, it's, I don't think there, I, it's not as mature as a lot of the stuff that I make. And so I think it's got broad crossover appeal. That's it. Thank you so much for listening to our program. We'll be back with a new episode of Wonderful next week.
Starting point is 00:34:54 So keep it locked. And we'll talk to you then. Bye. Bye.

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