You're Dead to Me - Hannah Fry and Dara Ó Briain introduce Curious Cases

Episode Date: October 8, 2025

Hello, You’re Dead to me listener. Hannah Fry and Dara Ó Briain here, we thought you might like to know we have a brand-new series of Curious Cases. To start things off we look into the world of cr...abs and look into the possibility of us all eventually turning into crab like beings.So, we thought we’d claw our way into your feed, with our very first episode of the new series. Enjoy!

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Starting point is 00:01:27 I mean, but the implication this is, that these people only ever listen to your dead to me and no other media in the last 20 years. And then we'll go, oh, who's that guy? Oh, he was once on an episode of You're Dead to me. And that is the only reason why I recognise this extremely distinctive Irish voice? It was a really good episode about Leonardo da Vinci.
Starting point is 00:01:44 I was out strongly in McGrath. It was one of the live ones with a crowd, and it was very funny. What can you remember? That I trashed Leonardo da Vinci and then Greg Jenner went, he's one of my favourite people in history. He never built a weapon. He painted seven paintings.
Starting point is 00:01:56 And he just basically bluffed his way around around the Renaissance. The man invented helicopters. He invented a fom-pom-bom-bomba machine like I mean no one's built
Starting point is 00:02:06 and made it work. Right. Okay, so if you're still angry with Dara O'Brien from his appearance on you're dead to me the podcast where he trashed one of your heroes
Starting point is 00:02:17 Greg Jenner's heroes Leonardo da Vinci then please forget about that please forgive him. Okay, fine. Okay, look, I've reformed the show doing this show yeah, I don't trash anything
Starting point is 00:02:28 thing. And we wanted to share a little bit of what's coming up on Curious Cases. In fact, a little bit more than that. We're actually going to drop the entire first episode here for a while so you can have a listen to it. Oh, are we? Yeah, we are. That's what we're doing. On their feed. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry about that. You just finished the thing going, oh, I'm ready. I've walked a dog now. That's done. If you thought you hated Donor O'Brien before. I went to you get a full half hour about crabs.
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Starting point is 00:03:38 Shows are going to be released weekly, wherever you get your podcast. But if you're in the UK, you can listen to the latest episodes first on BBC Sounds. I'm Hannah Frye. And I'm Dara O'Brien. And this is Curious Cases. The show will we take your quirkiest questions
Starting point is 00:03:55 your crunchiest conundrums. we solve them? With the power of science. I mean, do we always solve them? I mean, the hit rate's pretty low. But it is with science. It is with science. Here's an interesting thing I did recently.
Starting point is 00:04:11 I did something with the Natural History Museum, just in a kind of standing in the room while they're doing proper work, like whatever. For a new exhibit that's running at the moment. But space, right? Is there life in outer space? But as part of it, I was nudging them, and they went for this,
Starting point is 00:04:25 that they'd have a speculative bit at the end. they were thinking of doing this, where they would basically say, well, what might life be like under different gravitational conditions and different stars? Exactly, in different plans, what it might look like? So they kind of went, okay, what could be fairly safe to make a guess that an alien life might look like, because it's not going to be Chewbacca, right?
Starting point is 00:04:45 You can't say that for sure. I'm fairly sure I can say. It's not all going to be what looks like a person in a suit. And so they have this kind of like, you know, nicely presented to kind of a vague sense of what these things might look like. And a lot of them look like paramecium. A lot of them look like, you know, very, very evolutionary, very kind of simple cell of life. Like, you're kind of going, okay, grand, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:05:04 But the only really recognisable thing was a crap. A crab? A crab. Yeah, yeah, that'd be a crap. No, there'll definitely be a crap. The most evolutionary, stable possible. It seems to be like a very evolutionary friendly thing, a crab. You're low.
Starting point is 00:05:18 You're low. You're hard. You can walk sideways. Oh, look, no one's expecting that. That's the weird thing about it. No one is expecting, oh, where do you go? No idea. I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you.
Starting point is 00:05:28 I'm looking at my crab eyes. I'm looking to stay on your right. No, I'm now going left. Yeah. Also, the crab eyes can move around. I mean, independent of the crab legs. I mean, we don't acclaim them enough. They're amazing.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I think you're absolutely right. Which is why there's an excellent question about crab. Certainly is. Hello, we are Carston and Emily from Cornwall. And we're interested in the weird and wacky nature of evolution. We read about carcinisation, which is when non-crab organisms evolved to have crab-like bodies. Why have so many different species evolved into crabs? Does this mean that crabs are the ideal life form?
Starting point is 00:06:01 And if so, could humans eventually become crabs? Okay, how cool do they sound? And also, I really like the fact that there is implicit in this a sense of these two young women going, will this happen in our own life time? What year are we talking? We're young and we're staring at our old future ahead of us, but it's part of it going to be a click-click-click-click.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Are you going to get castanetting with our claws? 2060. Yeah. Everything's crabs. There's a meme about this. I don't know if you've seen this. No, I haven't. All the people on the internet have been making jokes about how eventually everything's going to involve into crabs.
Starting point is 00:06:36 There was Monterey Bay Aquarium, for example, you know, one of the most prestigious and respected marine institutions on the planet. They just posted a picture of some humans dancing and a crab in a corner with a party hat looking on at them saying, I was like them once. This is, you know, one of the most respected institutions in the world. the entire world, just posting a crab content meme with zero context. So we're basically saying this is a thing. I mean, look, we've got questions of plenty that we need to answer. And that is why we have got three brilliant guests who are going to help us get to the bottom of things. We have Matthew Wills, who is a professor of evolutionary paleobiology at Barth University.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Joanna Wolfe, who is an evolutionary biologist affiliated with Harvard and UC Santa Barbara, and Ned Sissat Williams, who is the director of the Crabb Museum in Margate. Ned, everything evolving into crabs. Is this something people are aware of, do you think? Do they ask you about it in the museum? Yes. Yeah, people ask us about it probably every day. I've never quite been able to give a fully satisfactory answer to either myself or them.
Starting point is 00:07:42 I think the thing is carcinisation, which is the thing that we're talking about, which is about when animals evolve into a crab-like form. that was memed quite heavily. It's not necessarily more of a thing of other convergent evolutions. It's just sort of won the PR game. It's a pretty good one, to be fair. Crabbs rule.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Why wouldn't you want to evolve into a crab-like form? I mean, yes, there are various forms of convergent evolution, which is basically where evolutioning forces on different species will come with the same results. So they can claim it's part of a shared heritage,
Starting point is 00:08:16 but just the environment has created. Our eyes and octopus eyes, for example, are a very good example of that, like whatever. But the idea that you get eyes, even though you don't have shared ancestors. Exactly, yeah, yeah. I mean, dolphins and sharks, one is a mammal, one of the fish, and yet they have shared fins and flippers
Starting point is 00:08:32 and a similar kind of skin, like whatever. So it happens a lot. But as you say, there aren't memes about that. Let's be real, and I'm going to go on record and just say that crabs are weird and funny looking. And that is... Hot take from the crabby. I know, no.
Starting point is 00:08:46 I mean, it's the fact. We've got it on one of our boards, in fact. But crabs are weird and funny looking, and yet they are part of the world in which we inhabit, and they are intriguing because of their weirdness, their spikiness, and their funny-lookingness. So why wouldn't you hinge a whole discourse about evolution on a crab? Joe, this is something you study extensively. You've a brilliantly title paper, How to Become a Crab, for example. Did you ever think your study would become, we'd get this much attention?
Starting point is 00:09:12 I didn't. And I probably wouldn't have written it the way that I did. Had I known. I don't know if I would have called it how to become a crab because people can't become a crab. What is it that's so special about the evolution of crabs
Starting point is 00:09:26 that has spawned all this? Well, I think like Ned said, it's actually just one example of many, many examples of convergent evolution across the tree of life. We should probably define what crabs are, right?
Starting point is 00:09:40 Oh yeah, okay, Grant. I mean, I have a strong visual image, but I put it in a proper context. There's two groups that are each other's closest relatives. They're the true crabs and the false crabs. That's not a valued judgment. It's just basically...
Starting point is 00:09:57 Sounds a bit judging. I'll be honest. It doesn't sound a bit. It's based on the taxonomy, which was named first. So true crabs are also called brachyura, and they represent about 8,000 living species. And those include groups like fiddler, Crabs, spider crabs, shore crabs, most of the things that you think look like a crab are within
Starting point is 00:10:24 the true crabs. Then there's the false crabs, which the Latin name of that is Anamura. The false crabs are the closest relative of the true crabs. So they're not like human-level distant, but the common ancestor of those two is still almost 300 million years ago, which is older than the dinosaurs, right? So it is a long time ago that these two groups split. And yet, within the false crabs, these groups include things, and I'm sorry that the English names are so misleading. They include things like squat lobsters, which aren't a lobster. They have hermit crabs, which aren't really a crab.
Starting point is 00:11:02 They have porcelain crabs, king crabs. None of this is a true crab. Hermic crabs are like my favorite crab, and they're not a crab. I know, right? A false crab. They're false crab. But still a crab, no. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Is it a subject to debate? What is a crab? Yes. Really? Hugely. I don't think we can neatly put things in boxes necessarily. I mean, I do agree with you
Starting point is 00:11:23 that there are definitely two very distinct families, but I feel that there is some overlap. I'm just taking it personally that this is hermer crabs who are very much the collectible crabs on beautiful beaches that you go, look kids,
Starting point is 00:11:38 look at this crab. And to know that I have lied all those times I said, look at this. I mean, if they're not crabs, what are they? Sorry, they're still crustaceans, but they're not. Well, they're like a false crab, if you will.
Starting point is 00:11:49 So they're definitely stult crustaceans. They're decapod crustaceans. So that also includes a little further away lobsters and shrimps. The things that are officially lobsters and shrimp. Again, this is taxonomy. So this isn't necessarily describing what their morphology looks like, what they look like, as Ned said, can vary quite a lot. And that, I think, is kind of the crux of what is interesting in carcinization. because oftentimes there are things that you think look like a crab,
Starting point is 00:12:18 but they're not closely related to other things. They don't have a shared ancestor with other things that also look like a crab. So the hermocrabs, though, I at least think of them as not looking like a crab because what we think a crab morphotype is is basically this sort of rounded, flattened carapace and also having the abdomen folded under the body. Now, in a hermit crab, usually you don't see the abdomen because it's in the shell, right? But they have a soft abdomen and it curls inside of the shell. If you took one out, it wouldn't just, like, be held completely under the body.
Starting point is 00:12:57 I guess the equivalent of what it would be like is if you were permanently doing a stomach crunch forever, that's basically like what a crab's. Oh, okay. That's what I'm just like. Okay. That's certainly vivid. because I just think claws, claws and shell. Yeah, but a lobster has claws and shell.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Well, actually, Matt, you've got a plastic lobster here in the studio with you. Here's a lobster. It's also got a claws and a shell, but it's got its abdomen stuck out behind the body. And this is great because animals with this kind of body plan can move around in three different ways. They can walk around on their walking legs. They can swim.
Starting point is 00:13:38 They've got little all-like limbs on the abdomen, and they can sort of beat these in a rhythm and they glide along quite elegantly. But the killer thing they have is the ability to contract all of the muscles in the abdomen and the back end of a lobster and the back end of a shrimp is spayed out into this lovely tail fan. And when they do this, they shoot off backwards at high speed.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Now, if you become a crab, if you bend the abdomen back down underneath this front part of the body, the cephalothorax, as it's called, then it makes you more compact and you can armour yourself but what you sacrifice is this it's called the caridoid escape reaction if you want to it's this ability to snap yourself and to shoot off backwards at a vast rate of...
Starting point is 00:14:26 So you lose the... I can know anything ago, the yummy lobster tail. It is yummy, it's fabulous, yes. But you lose that. That is what is being folded underneath? Yes, yeah, that's right. Okay, fine. So Matt, what does it mean to say,
Starting point is 00:14:38 when we say that, Crabbs have evolved five times. Biologists talk about what they call clades or monophyletic groups. And all that means is if you had a model of the tree of life in front of you, kind of made out of plastic. A monophyletic group is one that you can remove just by making one cut. So you get the ancestor and you get all of the descendants within that group. Now there are other groups that turn out to be what's called polyphyletic.
Starting point is 00:15:05 And that's to say if you want to cut them out of the tree, you have to make several snips in several places but what that of course means is they've evolved independently more than once two three however many times and what if you see one on the desk in front of you you're going to call well that looks like a crab
Starting point is 00:15:22 if you plot that across the tree you've got several instances of those evolving from things which are actually pretty crab like so you have to have all the sort of building blocks you have to already have the in order to make that so that the story has sort of become everything's evolving into crabs. And that doesn't mean that humans are evolving into crabs or trees are evolving
Starting point is 00:15:42 into crabs. You have to have, you have to be in an environment where that's an advantage to you. And you also have to have, you know, you're also living around clefts in rocks and so forth such that be conquering down, becoming crab-like is an advantage. So it would be, the meme would be less popular, but more active was like many crab-like things are evolving into things that resemble crafts. It doesn't have the same ring. No, it doesn't. So we're not going to have one massive clamping arm like a fiddler crab. Yeah, not done. Give it 560 million more years and let's see.
Starting point is 00:16:17 I mean, crabs have maintained their shape as well in general. So we've got a castanus, minus, a shore crab at the museum that we show kids and they wave around and drop all the time. And that's like a modern day crab. And it looks like a crab. But then we've also got a 90 million-year-old fossil of a crab, which looks still like a crab. So that's 90 million years That's not a particularly long time
Starting point is 00:16:41 But then within 50 million years You've got like dog animals Going and becoming whales So evolution can happen really really quickly But despite all that There are some animals that have been like I am a crab and I'm going to stay as a crab Because what I've got going on is clearly working
Starting point is 00:16:57 That kind of gets to the point though Actually that these independent evolutions Of this body plant Didn't all happen at the same time So in the true crabs They were, well, actually, probably the second oldest porcelain crabs, their fossil record suggests that they are older, even though they're not in the true crabs.
Starting point is 00:17:15 So potentially those were actually the first. I know it's so ridiculous. I'm sorry, so now we've got pre-crabbs along the true crabs and the false crabs. And post-crabbs, and post-crabbs. Like on the table here in front of me, I've got a specimen of Renina-Ranina. And this was more crab-like. So we were talking about when we were looking at the lobster, about the abdomen being spayed out the back.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Now, at one point in the fossil record, Renina, Renina, the frog crab, had its abdomen tucked more under, and now it's evolving its abdomen to being tucked out. So this is a kind of example of decarcinization. Although I would definitely add that it wasn't within that species, right?
Starting point is 00:17:55 This happened over millions of years, so it was absolutely. To describe this, to describe this for the listeners, I mean, it's sort of like lobster had a child with an armadillo, you know? And, you know what I mean? Oh, no, that side's very, very scorpion. Yeah, that's his bumhole right there at the bottom.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Delightful. I mean, it's quite beautiful in a weird way, but it's sort of halfway between a crab and a lobster. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's less eating that one. There is a lot less eating. Actually, I think people eat that species. Yeah, very much so, very much so.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Oh, people will eat a lot of things. People are really amazing. Don't make judgments based on that. Yeah, so it's a messier situation, but the fact remains, they're just, something about this shape, the structure is very good for this environment,
Starting point is 00:18:46 that the environment is. Well, you know, crabs live in a lot of different environments, though. They live in every ocean, pretty much. They also live at every depth. So some species that are crab-like are down in hydrothermal vents, you know,
Starting point is 00:19:02 thousands of meters below the surface, crab-like and non-crab-like live at the shore. And even on land, some of them even go up trees. So what is this environment, right? What environment is it that they're adapted to? And I honestly do not know the answer. Here's the question though, Matt. So if things evolve into crabs and then stay as crabs and lots of environments favor the crab shape, in the limit, will everything become crabs?
Starting point is 00:19:30 I want some truth to this meme somewhere. If you gave infinite time No All right, damn I agree Was there a point Where we didn't really understand Convergent evolution And thought that this type of crab
Starting point is 00:19:53 Was actually directly descended from this type of crab Did we get it wrong initially? So before people had molecules They could sequence and look at and Joe's push the bounds of this. What you had to do is you had to do basically comparative anatomy. You had to look at your animals under a microscope. You had to code their characteristics,
Starting point is 00:20:13 and you had to try to produce a phylogenetic tree using that sort of information. I think the phylogeny of anamurans and brachyrians was, at least in terms of the two major groups. I think that was fairly solid from morphology. But there are other examples where that's not in the case, and perhaps the best known one, is the tree of mammals. So it used to be thought, go back about 20 years, 25 years ago, we kind of thought when you knew how the major groups of mammals were related.
Starting point is 00:20:44 And then a bombshell dropped because people started doing phylogenomic analyses based on lots and lots of genes, and they found that the whole tree of mammals completely changed. So it turns out, for example, that we had a group called ungulates, so things that had hooves, cows and horses and so on. It turns out that horses are more closely related to bats. It turns that...
Starting point is 00:21:08 I'm sorry, why? It's absolutely true. Elephants and sirenians and... I'm sorry, cyrenians and we're having it. These are manatees and so on. Great. Does that say my... These are animals that are so different in their ecology, in how they look, their morphology, their anatomy,
Starting point is 00:21:27 their size, everything about them. There's absolutely no way that you would unite them into a group unless you knew about their genomics. The minute we started to do DNA testing, we just found that there were a lot more cousins in the world, a lot more related animals than we'd previously thought. Well, at least the natural groups, the clades,
Starting point is 00:21:46 turn out to be things which the comparative anatomists just couldn't see. And this wasn't because they were being slapdash, that this is really painstaking comparative work going on for decades and decades. It's very similar to what happened with the human genetics, really, isn't it? There's a lot more cousins all over the place than... Yeah, absolutely. Oh, we all found family links you weren't expecting. Bats and horses is quite a stretch, though, isn't it, really?
Starting point is 00:22:11 Yeah, yeah. I mean, if you've been raised by a bat and you find that you're actually a horse, that would be a difficult conversation for any family. But this is where the extent of convergence becomes really apparent is when you start looking at these molecular trees, those throw up so many examples that we kind of didn't see before. So moles, for example. So there are five groups of moles that look remarkably similar.
Starting point is 00:22:35 And there's a group that's evolved out of the shrews. There's a group that's actually more closely related to the elephants. There's a marsupial group of moles. Again, like a crab, if I put one on the desk in front of your age, well, it's a mole. It behaves in the same way. It does the same sort of thing ecologically. But it's arrived at that end point convergently.
Starting point is 00:22:54 So tell us about, Ned, tell us about crabs then. So, I mean, in terms of people misunderstanding that the path they took through evolution to get here, was their confusion in the past? Look, to be honest, I am here on this radio show as a little bit of a shrimp poster, right? I suffer eternal shrimposter syndrome, right? I'm not, like, we're not a scientist at the Grab Museum. We are just a couple of likely lads who love crabs, right? And we've come to it from the outsides. But for me, what makes a crab is if it's giving crabs.
Starting point is 00:23:26 we have the mole on a table it looks like a mole it's a mole like a crab is a made up word like we have horseshoe crabs they are not crabs neither are they horses or shoes but we still recognise them for the wonderful
Starting point is 00:23:43 beings that they are Ned let me put the question in a slightly different way why are crabs cool right well have you seen them they're much smarter than we assume they are for example they wear hats some crabs will live inside the bums of sea urchins
Starting point is 00:24:00 other crabs will wear jellyfish on their heads upside down as kind of hats crabs are underestimated they're everywhere they are a hugely important part of the world around us like take for example we mentioned mangroves and sort of tropical environments earlier the way mangroves are
Starting point is 00:24:18 is that they are it's like a sludgy anoxic environment there's no oxygen in the mud of a mangrove and you need to have the crabs to dig their burrows, to aerate the roots. Without crabs, mangroves choke and mangroves die. So crabs are ecosystem engineers. They're also just all around us and they have been for all of our history. We've been talking about crabs from as long as we can like scribble down things. They're part of our lives and I think that we have forgotten how close they are to us
Starting point is 00:24:50 and ended up pigeonholing them into a kind of leisure activity for bored kids. Okay, Joe, by the way, when Ned started talking about how cool they were, you, and I could see this on the screen, started doing the crab claw thing as an indication of what, I mean, you were quite eager to go in on that, like, whatever. I just tend to do that on crab zooms because I think it's funny. But it's still pretty, I mean, it's a fairly useful tool to have to be able to grip things. Yeah. We think it's related to what they eat. And also, in some cases, think about fiddler crabs, right? in the males, they have one very enlarged claw, and they use those for sexual displays and sometimes even to battle one another.
Starting point is 00:25:34 So there are a lot of different functions that they may have. So those shapes are related often to the function. I'm a big fan of fiddler crabs as well. They're my second favourite. Are they? Do they know what I'm noticing, though? Yeah, they're cool crafts.
Starting point is 00:25:49 All of these crabs, they're all very similar sizes. I mean, do you get, could you have a crab the size of a Labrador, for example? You can. So there's two ends of the largest crabs. So the largest in terms of like leg span is the Japanese giant giant giant. And the name being giant, that's a pretty good indicator. And it can be like bigger than my arm span. I mean, I'm not that tall. But it's the length of a 1997 Nissan micro. There you go. Okay. New SR unit. Yeah. Yeah. So that's one way. And then the other way, the heaviest. And actually the heavyest. And actually the heavy. atheist arthropod ever known is alive with us now. And it's the coconut crab, which is not truly a crap. It's a hermit crab. It's funny with coconut crabs because people have talked about them as always being scary because they're on land with us and they're big. Last year, I was
Starting point is 00:26:43 in Okinawa. I had the opportunity to meet and basically play with a coconut crab. And I found out they're really slow. They can crush a coconut. But you can move away from them so easily. So there's nothing to be afraid of. They're actually pretty cool. Dara, can I show you a picture of this coconut crab? These do. Obviously, that looks like something out of a film. And not a happy film.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Not a happy film. Not a happy film. It's a something nightmare. But yeah, that's pretty substantial, isn't it? That's a pretty substantial. They're your friend. They're not your friend. You can't establish. It was crawling in my lap like a cat. I don't know what to tell you. Matt, top crab characteristics that you envy?
Starting point is 00:27:22 Lots of different appendages. doing different jobs. And that's the secret to the success of many groups of arthropods. They've managed to subdivide and sub-functionalise their limbs. Even the pincers, they have a slightly different function for either side of the body. So they tend to have a crushing claw and a cutting claw. And if you look at many species of crabs, it's about 50-50 right to left. And it depends how they start to use the claw. And it's self-reinforcing. If they use one, claw a bit more, that becomes the crusher, and the one that they
Starting point is 00:27:58 use less becomes the slicer. They're programmed to become asymmetrical. So you've got left and right-handed crows. Yeah. I think one of the characters, which I think you've all adopted, which is that, while asking you about the crabs, you've not been defensive and I've been hard-shelled about them in any way,
Starting point is 00:28:14 but you have evaded a lot of the question you've asked. So your sideways movement has been next. Through this entire discussion, we've asked you one question, and you quickly shifted to left or right and answer to the different... That's very, very impressive. I would have been...
Starting point is 00:28:28 That looks awkward and looks unusual, sideways movement. Is there, what's the... What's going on there? Maybe it's surprising. Maybe it's the element of surprise. Not that, I mean, you'd have thought that maybe sort of predatory fish
Starting point is 00:28:39 might have worked out by now. Well, they've had 90 million years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but slow learners of fish. What I can say that's good about sideways walking, regardless of what your body shape may be, you can go equally fast in either left or right direction. can't go equally fast
Starting point is 00:28:56 if you're walking backwards now, can you? Wow. There we go. Although I will say if I came across a crab that suddenly walked towards me that would be the next leaf because I'd find that surprising.
Starting point is 00:29:08 If you see a spider crab, a spider crab can walk towards you. Soldier crabs as well. Soldier crabs kind of go in huge baggles. Again, there's no statement we can make about these things. Thousands of them coming towards you, the little balls.
Starting point is 00:29:24 and they walk straight towards you. No, thank you. Yeah. It's probably nightmare stuff, to be honest. I was with you, Ned, when you were saying every interaction you have with a crab, you're lucky that you've had that interaction with them. That one, no, no, thank you.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Yeah. Oh, yeah, I mean, but I mean, wouldn't it be cool, though? I think this programme has been absolutely excellent PR for crabs. I'll tell you that. Really? Yeah, I mean, there's a crowd. Very good. Some sort of just clicking their little things together.
Starting point is 00:29:48 The crab gods are going to be very happy. Oh, very, very good to say. Castanetting away. Clickety, like, clack, clack. Very good. You've been a joy, by the way, all of you. Yeah, that's been wonderful. Really, really interesting.
Starting point is 00:30:00 It didn't go where we thought it would go. It really didn't. I mean, I think we've solved the issue of convertive evolution, but you have fan-boyed and fan-girls quite consistently, and in a way which is really, really enjoyable. Yeah, absolutely. Thank you very much. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Joe Wolf, Matthew Wells, and Ned Sissette Williams for helping us get to the bottom of this. Thank you very much. Thank you. I've got a new found appreciation for crabs I was always like faintly pro crap I think I'm anti-crabbing before now but now it's turned you around
Starting point is 00:30:34 but whereas I do know the next time I'm on a beach in a beautiful tropical island which is like semi-regular and we're finding hammer crabs I'll be shouting you're not a crab you're a crab of lies
Starting point is 00:30:48 you false crab I abjured the false crab let me take away your shell and see you with her. What's your abdomen doing, your weakling? Yeah, stick it underneath you, like a proper crab. So anyone who is on their honeymoon in the next three to five years?
Starting point is 00:31:06 Shout as a, shout as it. Yeah, just you'll see Dara bring it on your beach. It's in the back of your shot. Well, it's been a wonderful magic agent. No, you're a liar, crab. If you want to be notified as soon as a new episode, is released, make sure you're subscribed to curious cases on BBC sounds and have push notifications turned on.
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