You're Dead to Me - Hannibal of Carthage (Radio Edit)

Episode Date: January 16, 2026

Greg Jenner is joined in ancient North Africa by classicist Professor Josephine Quinn and comedian Darren Harriott to learn about Hannibal of Carthage and his war with Rome.Located in modern-day Tunis...ia, Carthage was once a Mediterranean superpower that rivalled Rome. In 218 BCE, the Second Punic War began between the two powers, with the Carthaginian army led by a man named Hannibal Barca. Famously, Hannibal took his forces – including a contingent of war elephants – over the Alps and into Italy, finally marching on Rome itself. But eventually the Carthaginians were beaten back, and Hannibal ended his days in exile. In this episode we explore his epic life, from his childhood in Spain, to his tactical brilliance as a general, to his post-war career as a reformist politician.This is a radio edit of the original podcast episode. For the full-length version, please look further back in the feed.Hosted by: Greg Jenner Research by: Emma Bentley Written by: Emma Bentley, Emmie Rose Price-Goodfellow, Emma Nagouse, and Greg Jenner Produced by: Emmie Rose Price-Goodfellow and Greg Jenner Audio Producer: Steve Hankey Production Coordinator: Gill Huggett Senior Producer: Emma Nagouse Executive Editor: Philip Sellars

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Starting point is 00:00:33 Watch with a free trial now at Britbox.com. Hello and welcome to You're Dead to Me, the Radio 4 comedy podcast that takes history seriously. My name is Greg Jenner. I'm a public historian, author and broadcaster. Today we're mounting our war elephants and marching back to the ancient Mediterranean to learn all about Carthaginian general Hannibal Barker.
Starting point is 00:00:56 And joining our campaign, we have two very special comrades in arms. In History Corner, she's Professor of Ancient History at the University of Cambridge and a specialist on Roman, North African and Phoenician History and Archaeology. You might have read her award-winning book In Search of the Phoenicians or her best-selling award-nominated new one, How the World Made the West, a 4,000 year history, it's brilliant. It's Professor Josephine Quinn, welcome Joe.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Thanks for having me. Delighted to have you here. And in Comedy Corner, he's a comedian, writer and presenter. You'll have seen him on all the TV shows like Live at the Apollo, Love Island After Sun, roast battle, mock the week, dancing on ice, or heard him on the radio on News Jack Unplodd, Infinite Monkey Cage, Black Label. And of course, you'll remember him from our episode
Starting point is 00:01:36 on Victorian Bodybuilding. It's Darren Harriet. Welcome back, Darren. Thank you for having me. Darren, last time you demonstrated incredible knowledge in the subject. You were basically an expert on Eugene Sandau. I was so excited to come in and talk about Eugene's... Yeah, I know so much about bodybuilder.
Starting point is 00:01:53 And I think maybe like a year before, I'd watched a documentary about him twice. So I came in here so cocky. I know it all guys. Very different to them. Right, I was going to say, the history of ancient North Africa. Yeah, yeah, not really my specialist subject, that. But I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:02:10 There's going to be a lot of questions I'm going to throw out, guys. Okay. Does the name Hannibal ring a bell? It does, yeah. I know a couple of Hannibal's. Hannibal's from TV shows, a comedian. It stops there. Okay, Hannibal Burress.
Starting point is 00:02:23 There we go. Yeah, that's it. That's my knowledge. So, What Do You Know? Well, that brings us to the first segment of the podcast. It's called The So What Do You Know, where I have a go at guessing what our lovely listener might know about today's subject. And when I say Hannibal, you might, like Darren, be thinking of TV people. I think of the cigar-chomping leader of the A-Team.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Oh, yeah. I know free. Free Hannibal references. More likely you're thinking of the famous fictional serial killer. But today, it's less Hannibal the Cannibal, and more Hannibal of Carthage. Hannibal has appeared in a ton of historical novels, including ones by Ross Lecky and Ben Cain, several films as well, the 1959 film Anibale and the 2009 film Hannibal. And apparently, if Vin Diesel gets his way, maybe soon we'll be getting a high-octane Hannibal trilogy.
Starting point is 00:03:13 I can't wait to watch an elephant power drift around a hairpin corner. That is what we all want to see. But what is the fact behind the fiction? Did Hannibal really have an elephant era? Did a hailstorm change history? Let's find out. Right. Professor Joe, before we meet Hannibal,
Starting point is 00:03:29 I think we probably need a quick crash course on the Carthaginians. Actually, you know what? I'm going to turn to Darren and I put you on the spot. Oh, there was Carthage in... I'll give you North Africa. Yeah, North Africa, okay, yeah. How north are we talking? Pretty north. Okay. On the sea. By the sea? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:47 That doesn't really help me. Like Egypt? West of. West of. Where's west of Egypt? Is that Morocco? Too west. Too west. Ah! I'm going back to...
Starting point is 00:03:57 Joe. Joe? Hold on, I keep doing it with me for a little bit. We could be here for an hour. It's right in the middle. So ancient Carthage is in modern Tunisia. It's actually now a sort of seaside suburb of modern Tunis. Really lovely.
Starting point is 00:04:12 In fact, lots of great cafes there. But it was originally founded as a colonial settlement in the 9th century BCE by people we now call Phoenicians. And these are sailors who were based in the ports of the Levant. modern Lebanon, more or less. So cities like Tyre and Saiden and so on. I mean, the archaeologist estimate has about 30,000 people after about a century, which will make it an extremely a massive city in the Western Mediterranean in that era.
Starting point is 00:04:42 It expands by controlling access to other ports in the Western Mediterranean and to the coastline. It really kind of forbids other cities from sailing along any of the coastlines that are interesting to it. And then later on in its history, it actually expands inland as well, it becomes a sort of farming states into North Africa. So by the 4th century BC, so 500 years after it's founded, the Carthaginians control territory and trade across a huge swath of North Africa,
Starting point is 00:05:14 but also the islands of Sardinia, most of Sicily, and a lot of southern Spain as well. Let's meet Hannibal. He is the most famous of all the Carthaginians. You know, the Carthaginian empire is vast. You've said in the 500 years already. But we're going to talk about Hannibal today. So when was he born?
Starting point is 00:05:30 What was his family background? Is he harsh? Is he, you know, is he kind of working class works his way up? So Carthage is an oligarchic republic. So it's a bit like Rome. It's got a public assembly, but it's mostly, the people in charge are mostly from fairly ancient aristocratic families. And that's the background.
Starting point is 00:05:47 That's Hannibal's background. So he's born in 247 BCE. He's the son of a general called Hanabell. Hamel Karbarker and this general fought in the first Punic War against Rome. He has two brothers, we know that. They're called Hasdrubal and Mago. He has three sisters. Nobody bothers to tell us what they're called.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Well, you know. A different time. And what's been going on when Hannibal is born is this first war between Carthage and Rome. And basically, the relationship between the two cities gets increasingly strained due to various central Mediterranean politics, and war breaks out in 264. And Hamilcar, who's Hannibal's father, he's sent to Sicily to prosecute this war in 247. So the same year that Hannibal is born until 241 when Rome defeats Carthage at the Battle of the Egadie Islands off Western Sicily. And that's the end of the first Punic War.
Starting point is 00:06:46 It's the first really big defeat ever. So this is the first Punic War. The fact it's the first one that tells us more are coming. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Okay. So the dad, Hamilcar Barker. So he's been fighting in Sicily. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Where do you think his son grows up? Did his son grow up in Sicily? I mean, that's a sensible guess. Well, you wouldn't take his son with you, would you? No, he grows up in Spain. What? Was that just to protect him? Did he...
Starting point is 00:07:11 Was that just to protect his family? How did he grow up in Spain? No, because once Rome has taken Sicily in Sardinia, yeah. Basically, what Carthage wants to do is consolidate its holdings in southern Spain, which it's had some level of sort of interest in before that. But it's really the only place left that it can really expand now without kind of hitting the Romans again.
Starting point is 00:07:31 So Hamilcar, who's really, I mean, his reputation is really enhanced by what happened in the first puny war, even though they lost, he was the big Carthaginian star. So he takes a force to Spain in 237, and once he gets there, he basically acts a bit like an independent prince, but it's all with the permission of the Carthaginian Senate. And the reason that Hannibal goes with him, and the story goes, that he's nine years old when his dad leaves to go to Spain. And he begs to join the expedition.
Starting point is 00:07:59 And so his dad lets him. And he doesn't get back to castage until he is 45 years old. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. And then his dad dies in battle in 229, 2298. Hannibal's about 18 at this point.
Starting point is 00:08:14 And obviously, he's too young to take command. So the command of the Carthaginian armies in Spain goes to his brother. in-law who's called Hasdrable the Fair. I mean, we've got Hamelkar, Hasdrable, Hannibal and another Hasdra. I mean, Hamelcar, Hasdrable, Hannibal and Hasdrable. Darren, are you keeping up with the Carpathians? I love that. Yes, I have. I'm on series three. How do you think the brothers get on? How do you think, because Hannibal's got brothers,
Starting point is 00:08:41 he's got sisters, Harry Wreckham. They probably didn't like each of that. There's probably a power struggle of some sorts. Older, taking over. He's old enough to fight. Did they all grow up in Spain? A lot of them. A lot of them. family do seem to kind of grow up in Spain together. And they actually, they kind of get on okay. And Hasdrabil seems to be a pretty good replacement for Hamilcar. And we don't know very much what Hannibal's doing in this period. But he's definitely leading some of the military campaigns against some of the local populations into their territory. He eventually manages to replace his brother-in-law as the Supreme Commander in Iberia. How do you think he manages it? Did he kill him?
Starting point is 00:09:16 He didn't kill him. No. Poor old Hasdrabol gets a sack. fascinated by one of their allies, apparently. But 2-2-2-2-2-1. Sounds like a Roman to me. Who knows what may be going on behind the scenes. But what happens is that the Carthaginian troops then choose Hannibal as their new leader. By now he's 26, such a kind of respectable age. And he's unanimously confirmed by the Carthaginian people and Senate back at home as well,
Starting point is 00:09:45 even though he hasn't been home at this point for almost 20 years. Oh, wow. And he starts campaigning straight away. So after a year, he's moved further into Iberia than either Hamelcar or has dribble after him. You know, we hear he treats his troops very well. He's also a natural risk taker and he's a great soldier. Hannibal was now spending his 20s like many lads do, annoying the Spanish locals, rampaging around with his buddies.
Starting point is 00:10:08 And then he falls out with Rome. How has he fallen? I mean, look, come on. We know what's happening next, but like what's the sort of story here? Okay, so there's a town called Saguntum on the east coast of. Spain, it's now a suburb of Valencia, and it's the last holdout against Hannibal and the Carthaginians south of the Ebro River. And so the Sagantyne's appeal to Rome for support against Hannibal. And Rome officially warns Hannibal to leave Saguntham alone, even though it's south of the Ebro.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Right. And so it's really in Hannibal's sphere. So he calls their bluff, and he besieges the city anyway. And, you know, we hear he kind of directly engages with the fighting. He only leaves the battlefield when he takes a wound to the sternum. And he has to go off and deal with another uprising at that point. Wow. Okay. So he's sort of poked the bull a little bit because you've kind of, the Romans are like, don't. And he's like, I'm going to.
Starting point is 00:11:06 We now get the second Punic War in 218 BC. I mean, we get a proper famous Roman now. Skipio. Can you tell us about him? So Rome sends an embassy to Carthage in 218 to declare war. Their initial plan is to send a consul called Publius Cornelius Scipio. He's actually the father of the famous Scipio to fight Hannibal in Spain. And their idea is they're going to send one consul to Spain and another consul to Africa.
Starting point is 00:11:35 So two consuls take the Roman army in two directions and get rid of the whole threat in both directions. But then what happens is that Hannibal, again, basically, decides to kind of call their bluff, and he actually decides to invade Italy himself, which they are not expecting. You know what? I'm really liking this Hannibal. I didn't expect that at all. That was great.
Starting point is 00:11:57 He doesn't care, does he? So he basically has to take his troops and elephant overland from Spain to Italy, because Rome essentially controls the sea at this point. You imagine going into a battle, you've never seen an elephant. Yeah. You're like, what is that? What? That's a very good.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Yeah, I never thought of that. Yeah, I guess I don't have to destroy. Discovery Channel. They can't check these things out. That would terrify me if I read for a battle and there's an elephant there. Darren, obvious question. How would you convince a bunch of angry elephants to cross some mountains? He's crossing from Spain to Italy. So he's going over the Alps. He's going over the Pyrenees first, Pyrenees and then the Alps. That's a very good point. Do peanuts work? I've seen peanuts work quite a bit. Maybe a trail of peen just joking. Maybe some cashews going off a mountain.
Starting point is 00:12:42 14,000 tonnes of peanuts along hundreds of miles of mountain pathway. Okay, Joe, how do you convince elephants to go off mountain-piece? Okay, so the real problem with the elephants isn't actually the mountains. The elephants can kind of manage the mountains. It's the river. It's when he has to cross the Rome in between the Pyrenees and the Alps. And elephants really don't like crossing water. So what he has to do is construct a kind of bridge of rafts and then cover it in earth.
Starting point is 00:13:17 So the elephants think that it's land. But then they leave the female elephants on fur, so the other elephants will just follow. So that's also... It's like a night out, that is. But we don't know. He leaves Siberia with 37 elephants and we honestly don't know how many arrive in Italy. He leaves with 37s and he shows up with... We don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:39 We don't know. Some elephant. Okay. So he leaves Iberia with 50,000 soldiers. Yeah. On foot. 9,000 cavalry, 37 elephants. How many soldiers do you think he arrives with, Darren?
Starting point is 00:13:52 I'm going to go, 20,000. Ah, it's bang on. Whoa. That's amazing. As far as we can tell, Joe, he arrives 20,000 soldiers to left and about 6,000 cavalry. So he's lost more than half his army. And then what?
Starting point is 00:14:06 Was there a Roman army waiting for him to ambush him? Yeah, there is, but it doesn't do them much good, Because he has this series of incredible victories. In his first months in Italy, he wins the Battle of Tickiness in November, right after he's crossed the Alps. He wins the battle of Trebia in December. Then the following June, he wins this enormous battle at Lake Tresamini. This is all kind of northern central Italy. And then he carries on south.
Starting point is 00:14:31 And in the autumn of 2017, there's a... 2017 BC, right? Sorry, yeah, no, 2013. Sorry, sorry, sorry, no. In the autumn of 217, Rome has a temporary dictator because it's a state of emergency, Quintus Fabius Maximus, and he tries to block a parsing napolea
Starting point is 00:14:53 and ambush the Carthaginian army. But what Hannibal does is that he ties burning brands to the horns of 2,000 cattle and drives them up against the Roman troops. Wow. That gets rid of the Roman troops. So he sets fire to live cows and charges them at the Romans.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a lot of time on his home, doesn't it? He's doing very well. He also gains loads of allies in Italy, and then comes the Battle of Can I, and this is the biggest defeat of all for the Romans, unsurprisingly. And they've got more troops. So Rome's got somewhere between 70 and 85,000 troops. There are 50,000 Carthaginians and allies at this point.
Starting point is 00:15:33 But the reason that Hannibal wins is this amazingly brilliant tactic, which is that he has a deliberately weak centre in his army to attract the Romans to attack him in the centre. And then he has cavalry, a very strong cavalry on both wings, with one of his nephews and he's called Hanno and another guy called Hasdraval on the other side. And so what happens is that the Romans kind of surge into the centre where they see the weakness,
Starting point is 00:16:02 and then they're surrounded by the cavalry. And this is complete and bit of tactical brilliance on Hannibal's part. and Rome suffers incredibly heavy losses. So geographically, where is he now, Hannibal, after this big win at Can I? After Can I, he's in the south of Italy. So how close is he to Rome? About 400 kilometres. Darren, would you? Would you march on Rome?
Starting point is 00:16:22 I would so go into Rome. Yeah, I think he went into Rome and just tried to take over and just tried to kill whoever he could kill. And then just set fire to a bunch of cats with like all daggers. And they just all ran in there. Joe, does he march on Rome? Because Darren would. No, no, he doesn't. He doesn't.
Starting point is 00:16:45 I'm afraid he's really sensible. I mean, what he does is he's... A sensible thing you said about him. I'm actually in shock that he didn't do that. Okay. But eventually, when he... So he does eventually march on Rome, but it's five years later in 211.
Starting point is 00:16:59 And so Hannibal marches right up to the gates of Rome, but he doesn't attack. It doesn't attack. Is it just a show I can do this? Like I can come in any time I want. Well, the later Roman sources make it out to all be a kind of terrible mistake. There's a hailstorm that he takes as an unfavourable omen. And he also hears that Rome is diverting troops to Spain at this point.
Starting point is 00:17:26 So he thinks they're not taking him seriously. And he basically chickens out. But, I mean, that's quite important to Romans to make him seem like a really superstitious kind of scared person. So this is a later. a Roman historian called Livy. Exactly. This is Livy's version of the story. But actually, I think, a much more likely way of telling the story is that he never intended to actually conquer Rome. It's much too big a job. And also, there's no real profit to Carthage in acquiring Rome or destroying it. I think the strategy behind his whole campaign is to reduce Roman power in Italy and then in the
Starting point is 00:18:01 Mediterranean more generally, basically to put Rome back in its box. I mean, what's the really bad piece of luck? for Hannibal is that on the very day that he arrives at Rome, unbeknownst to him, the Romans have actually called a muster of soldiers in the city because they're recruiting some new legions. So actually Rome is full of soldiers. He got there on the parade day. He got there on the parade day.
Starting point is 00:18:29 This is a hinge point in history, like, because if he'd crushed Rome in that moment, we might never have had the Roman Empire. Okay, so the Hailstorm is probably a later sort of Roman literary sort of legend or whatever. But he doesn't take Rome and then it doesn't kind of work out. So he gets sort of trapped down in Brutium. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:46 And he's there for four years. Four years, exactly. Yeah. What goes on in this period is that Scipio, Scipio the son. Oh, the good one. The good one. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:56 He gets elected commander in Spain and he captures. So they start, the Romans start to make real progress in Spain. So basically the bar kids lose control of Iberia. Scipio, having done quite a bit of damage to the Carthaginians in Spain, he now takes the war to North Africa. So the Romans actually invade North Africa, and Scipio sets fire to a Carthaginian camp near Utica, which is west of Carthage in Tunisia.
Starting point is 00:19:25 We're in 2003 now. And Scipio then defeats the Carthaginians in battle, a Carthaginian force led by another Hasdrubal, I'm afraid. Hasdribal, I'm afraid. Hesrival. Yeah. And at that point, the Carthaginians sued for peace. and they try and blame everything on the bar kids. Of course they do.
Starting point is 00:19:41 So Scipio orders them to withdraw from Gaul, Spain and Italy. They have to give up their navy, apart from 20 ships, and they have to pay a huge fine. Now, this then gets a bit tricky. So they provisionally accept this treaty, but it hasn't been formally signed off. And at that point, the Council of Carthaginian elders finally summon Hannibal home to Africa.
Starting point is 00:20:06 So he's been at war in Italy for 50. And then suddenly he gets a letter saying, get home. Yeah, yeah, come home. Yeah. And then what happens is that Carthage breaks this, certainly what Rome think is a truce, by looting Roman supply vessels. Some Roman envoys get attacked by a mob Carthage.
Starting point is 00:20:27 And the Council of Elders encourages Hannibal to go after Scipio. And then you have the Battle of Zama, and this is the final big Roman victory in Africa. Yeah. There is a final peace treaty, which means that Carthage now can't fight wars outside Africa. They have to pay 10,000 silver talents. Oh, no. A massive amount of money.
Starting point is 00:20:50 They have to hand over all their elephants. And they have to reduce their fleet to 10 ships. The rest of the fleet is burned. 10 ships. It's handing over your elephants. Like in a movie where a sort of maverick cop have to turn a shield and gun. It's like, there you go, Chief. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Sorry, Sarge. He does disappear from the records for a few years after that. But then he comes back. He comes back to politics in Carthage, you know, where he hasn't been since he's a child. He becomes one of the two Schoffetz, who are the two kind of senior magistrates at Carthage. One 96 BC, but the next year he gets into trouble with Rome.
Starting point is 00:21:32 So Romans by now have moved on. They're fighting the King of Syria. the Salukid king, Antiochus the third. And they hear that Hannibal is in contact with Antiochus. And even though... He can't let it go. Yeah, even though Skippeo himself defends Hannibal in the Roman Senate, they believe that he's plotting behind their back.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Wow. Oh, when he was burning inside him, I bet. Just so angry. All those winds and that one time everything just goes downhill. I mean, so, Joe, in terms of what we know, was Hannibal colluding with Antiochus of Syria? Okay, we don't know, but when Rome asked Carthage to indict him, he's outlawed, and he does flee to Antiochus' court for Evertis. So, you know, and he does then play kind of a minor role in Antiochus' war with Rome.
Starting point is 00:22:31 But then the Romans defeat the Salucids, and again, they demand that they give up Hannibal. and he escapes again. He goes further east and he ends up in the kingdom of Bithynia on the Black Sea. Darren, do you know what happens to Hannibal in the end? No, no, he... I mean, he defeats the Romans.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Oh, you're clinging to that story, it just sounds great. It's even... No, I don't know what happens to him. Okay, how does he die? I don't think it's going to be in battle. Okay. I think...
Starting point is 00:23:02 Just one of those, like, stupid deaths that happens back then or something. That's what I honestly. I really think it was, it an animal? Did an elephant accidentally fall on him? That is not one. What happened to my new hero? Reportedly, he always carried poison with him
Starting point is 00:23:21 in case he was captured by the Romans. So he seems to have died by suicide sometime around 182 BC. It's quite the life, Darren. Well, quite the life, yeah. It's one heck of a traveller. I just, I really like the fact that he just wouldn't give up. He just always had it in his heart that he just didn't, he just didn't like them, just wanted to get them. And he nearly did.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Oh, poor guy. Hannibal of Carthage, quite the career. The nuance window! Okay, time now for the nuance window. This is where Darren and I sit silently in the command tent to strategise for two minutes, while Professor Joe takes centre stage to tell us something we need to know about ancient North Africa. So my stopwatch is ready. Take it away, Professor Quinn. Thank you. Okay. So after all these men and all their battles,
Starting point is 00:24:14 I want to talk about a Carthaginian woman who plays her own important role in the war between Carthage and Rome by marrying not one but two Numidian kings, and in the end proved braver than both of them. So Sofynizba was an aristocratic Carthaginian woman, Safenbal, in her own language. We hear that she was beautiful, learned, musical, and she was the daughter of the general Hasdrubal Disco, who we've seen being defeated by the Romans in 2003. And what we're told is that in 206, she had been engaged to the local Numidian king,
Starting point is 00:24:51 Massanissa. And he controlled the inland region beyond Carthaginian territory, so in a lot of what's now Tunisia. The Carthaginian Senate, though, ordered her to marry his rival Syfax instead. And Syfax ruled most of what's now, from Keitham on Constantine. Syfax was considered a more important strategic ally to Carthage than Massinissa. And Sofranisba accepted this decision, but Massinissa wasn't happy. And this is supposedly what persuaded him to throw his support and his crack cavalry behind Rome instead of Carthage. And this was absolutely crucial for Rome's eventual victory at Zama. Meanwhile, Sophanisba had persuaded her new husband Sifax to stick with Carthage in the final stages of the war.
Starting point is 00:25:39 But in the end, after Scipio defeated Hasdrubil Jisco in 2003 with Massenissa's help, Massinissa himself wins a decisive victory over Syfax with Roman help. And he takes the other king prisoner, and he comes to Kyr to take possession of his palace and his wife. And so Sophanisba and Massenissa finally marry. But when Scipio, when the Roman general finds out that Sophan Isba had played a decisive role in Syfax's calculations against Rome, he demands that Massenissa turn her over to him as a prisoner. And that's not going to happen. So instead, Massenissa offers his new bride a cup of poison, which she courageously drinks,
Starting point is 00:26:22 and then he takes Scipio her corpse. I have to say, he can't have been too upset, though, because he then remembers. remains an ally of Rome for 50 years. So that's men for you. What a story. Thank you, Cho. I mean, Sophon Isba, she really, I mean, she played quite a dangerous game there. Yeah. I mean, she was in all the rooms where it happened. Right. Did you say, did she know it was poison or did he? Yeah, she knew. She knew. No, she was actually in on it. Yeah, she didn't want to be a prisoner of Rome any more than he did. Wow. She was like, are you going to take it? No, no, no, no. Um, afterwards. I'll, you first.
Starting point is 00:26:59 I've just cleaned my teeth, actually. I've got one up. Thank you so much, Darren. And, of course, thank you so much, Professor Joe. Listener, if you want more from Darren, of course, check out the episode on Victorian Bodybuilding. That was also huge fun. For more plucky generals from history,
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