Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.
754 episodes transcribedEven for us, this episode contains a lot of fast food discussion. Who’s got the good salad? What’s the casualty count in the chicken sandwich wars? Mo...
We realize it’s going to be a while before we’re all out and about, attending hip dinner parties with our fashionable pals. Still, it’s always good to...
Oh my god what a week. But we're here to sooth your spirits by finding out what national pizza chains have been tweeting about, and also to figure out...
You were warned that this would be the contents of this episode, and we ALWAYS follow through on our threats. Join us as we choose a mantra and a dire...
So long, stink year! While we’re not quite ready to provide a sagacious tagline for 2021, we’re more than ready to send off this one with a thorough l...
It’s Candlenights, we think! We already did ONE Candlenights spectacular for you, but because y’all have been extra good this year, here’s another one...
When is beef considered beef and also not beef? To answer that, it’s important you possess a cursory understanding of the many-worlds theory and quant...
This week’s episode is chock-full of breaking news alerts, most of which send us spiraling hornily into homemade Home Improvement erotic fiction. I sw...
We weren’t able to record last week, so we dipped back into the Best Of well for the first time in a few years. Hop on in the Time Boat and join us as...
I guess we’re on that Christmas Creep? I dunno, seems early to us, but we don’t really have much control over the timing.Suggested talking points: Ebe...
Boy howdy, we sure hope nobody listening to this episode is a Joker sympathizer. This bad villain keeps messing up EVERYBODY’s stuff in the big city,...
We’ve all been through the wringer these past couple of weeks, but don’t worry! We have a burger, now, that’s gonna fix EVERYTHING. Take a bite, savor...
We won’t be posting a new episode next week, so you know what that means: It’s Bolitics Time! Snatch up a couple crates o’ Party Bagels and let’s get...
Due to some goofed-up settings on account of us recording an audiobook this week, Justin’s coming at you with some rich, booming ASMR-quality sound. W...
Not now, Zordon. Christ, every time you come around here, we’re supposed to drop everything and mount up? Like, we know Rita Repulsa and her gooey guy...
This one’s all boats and teeth, y’all. A lot of boat talk, a lot of cruising the high seas on our Yatch in search of adventure. A lot of teeth chat, s...
We’re having trouble getting in the spirit of the most spooky holiday, mostly because of how spooky every other thing in the entire world is right now...
This one’s a Total Family Entertainer!Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Register t...
When we were doing the whole big war, and needed sentient, quadrupedal transportation all hither and yon, they were there for us. Now, in their hour o...
Please, please let us do wrestling. Does anyone know anyone who’s doing wrestling that we could Skype with? We have really, really good wrestling idea...
