Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.
766 episodes transcribedCome spend a whole hour alone with us and our many birds. They've started getting rather creative with cuss words and talk about how they bedangled th...
Griffin has returned from the high seas just in time for us to take a question we’re actually qualified to answer. Along the way we rediscover the rul...
We’re celebrating our most gruntable season yet by crafting cool sentences with all the sounds. Wanna know how to join the Donut Club, or Phil’s Inner...
Vroom, vroom! We're staying Faster Than Fear with the first Thunder Drive show straight from Tampa! Things get wet and beachy in Florida as we dole ou...
We may not be the best at spelling, except for Griffin who once won a McFlurry with his spelling skills. But you know what we are good at? Funny sex n...
By the time you hear this, everyone will already know what all the cool new commercials at the Big Game were, but we have to make our own predictions....
Griffin is gonna be so embarrassed that he isn’t as rock-hard for the alien flying man as the rest of us. He’s hype as hell about Fourth Grade Fight C...
This is your pilot speaking, if you look out the left side of the podcast, you will find a needy virtual pet. If you look out the right side, there ar...
Strong Morning, listeners! We’re speeding along with Sonic’s dad to give you the best advice about haircuts, signature pizza, and personal investigati...
We think it was pretty obvious that our growling stomachs had an outsized impact on the decision last week, so we’re continuing the year naming discus...
It’s the longest episode ever (so far) and we’re determined to play with the format, and push the year naming further than ever before. Get ready to l...
For a festive Candlenights, we’re bringing you our traditional no-cussing episode. We’ve got new McElroy sword lore, uncomfortable Elf on the Shelf my...
We’re going CYBER and getting all new augs and mods to make this show even better! Sunglasses that come out of our cheeks! An extra-wet mouth to maxim...
Welcome to the last live show of the Twenty Fungalore tour at the beautiful and delicious Pabst Theater. Join us as we lay the year to rest with an an...
Hold onto your Shakespeare books, we’re about the turn the whole gym industry on its head by telling people that there’s heavy stuff everywhere! We’re...
We got lost in Cleveland’s Masonic Temple, but thankfully we were found by a potato-touting Kyle MacLachlan, who guided us through winding corridors o...
We're getting all Newton this week with how much wisdom we're dropping. We'll tell you what to do with the incredible amount of Wicked merch, how to m...
This week’s episode is live from Tyson’s Corner, where we won the first trophies of our entire lives and our dad wasn’t even there to see it . . . so...
It's November and you know what that means: time for some spooky Halloween Christmas creep! This episode is full to the brim with only slightly out of...
Early signs pointed to a cursed one, but Atlanta was anything but cursed last month. The Faulty JanSport inspector saved us from disaster, the curse o...
