Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).
405 episodes transcribedHow do you stop caring whether people like you? Why does my shower set off the smoke detector? Why would a 21st century suburban high school have to t...
How do I choose what college to apply to? Any fast tips for college survival? Am I gonna forget everything I learn in school? What's the future of col...
Why don't batteries last very long? Does Spider-man have to brush his teeth? Can a goose do math? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need...
Why do humans have butts? Why does John sound weird this week? What should a delivery driver do when a dog escapes? How many humans have ever been 30?...
What's up with the Green brothers in 2024? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.Jo...
Where is the bit line? Why are some jenga blocks harder to pull than others? Would the moon be the same brightness if it was a different color? Hank a...
Are orcas the only animals that sink ships? Will vodka give flowers a second wind? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious adv...
How do I get my significant other on board with Taylor Swift? Would Taylor Swift be a good president? Will you rerelease the Eras Tour Pizza John shi...
Do my pets have better circulation than me? What's the organizational structure of an anarchy club? What are your hiatus T-Swift thoughts? How do I re...
Why is unsalted water called freshwater? How long would it take to drink a swimming pool? How do I gently reject a fish? What size are we on the scale...
Hey, what's up with the podcast now? How do I destroy a thatched roof in a wind tunnel? Hank and John return from a brief hiatus to give you all these...
Why do we have Eastern and Pacific time zones? What would happen if I blended a smoothie for a year? What's the most versatile food? Why are some town...
What the heck is going on with Dear Hank and John for the next four to six months? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious adv...
How do I find meaning in life? How big would a ball made of all the world's mosquitos be? If Neanderthals were around today, would they understand mem...
Should cars have two horns? Why are humans the only animal that uses toilet paper? How do cowboys say goodbye? When will the first space murder take p...
Where does the word delete come from? How do I maintain friendships in a difficult time? Do humans undergo physiological changes along with seasons? C...
Are roaches a moral failing? What makes a species native? What's a finsta? How do I help a horse experiencing object permanence? Can I use quarters I...
Is doing a 180 in a rocket ship hard? Do fish get thirsty? What are some alternatives to "Sun's Out, Guns Out"? How worried should we be about AI? Whe...
What does water smell like? Did bipedal dinosaurs get back pain? Is my perception of time related to my heart rate? Does getting fresh air when you're...
Are there any liquid planets? What should I know about tuberculosis? Do we eat rocks other than salt? Why do I like crickety leg rubbing? What do I we...
