A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
381 episodes transcribedThis week we ponder a question as old as time: Are rats in a preschool better dead or alive? Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy...
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Put your belongings in a garbage bag lined crate, throw on your enormous gardening gloves, and prepare to feel the rage COFFIN Follow us on TikTok! ht...
This week we discover that Zak Bagans is just a regular normal guy! Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Get your Clam Volcano pin!!...
20 years from now Beach Too Sandy will have been consigned to the dustbin of forgotten podcasts... Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosa...
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Christine's comedy might be legendary, but Hooters is no place for it. Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Get your Clam Volcano pi...
Christine no likey this episode. But Xandy likey very muchy! Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Get your Clam Volcano pin!!! https...
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In this episode we go deep under cover and get lost in the sauce Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://ww...
All hail Dong Man and the Satan Dog! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu...
Fool me twice, I've gotta yelp it! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xa...
