Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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349: Reviews of T.J. Maxx

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

This episode is best enjoyed in a T.J. Maxx bathroom. Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠ Indy and Detroit here we c...

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348: Reviews of Banned Books

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠ Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreo...

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347: Reviews of GameStop

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

Not to be confused with GayStop Schiefer Madness Productions appreciates you: ⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠ We're coming to Indy and Detroit next...

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344: QVC Reviews

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

We love VPH aka Our Lady of QVC Come see us in California!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.p...

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339: Reviews of BBQ Sauce

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

No sushi was harmed in the making of this episode. Our tour is guickly approaching!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Nod...

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337: Reviews of Wax Museums

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

Our found family includes Voldemort, Snow White, and Rudyard Kipling. See us on tour!! Or are those just wax versions of us? https://www.beachtoosa...

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335: Reviews of Beans

Episode Date: April 30, 2025

We love Pinto Macbean and definitely not because we're afraid of him! See us on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for N...

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334: Reviews of Laundromats

Episode Date: April 23, 2025

Everyone wish Christine a happy birthday! See us on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreo...