A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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Ts and Ps for all the victims of the retail apocalypse. Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patr...
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This one goes out to all the dirty birds. Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beach...
Tune in to find out what book is full of sexually frustrated cannibals! Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow us on Tik...
I liked the ending of this episode. The part where it ended. Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow us on TikTok! https:...
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Description: The hypocrites who produced this episode will be judged by the Lord in full, LOL. Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosan...
Freddi Fish, Putt-Putt, Spy Fox, Pajama Sam, and Fatty Bear walk into a podcast episode... Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.c...
If every duck was a balloon, the world might be a better place. Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com Follow us on TikTok! htt...
This week we ponder a question as old as time: Are rats in a preschool better dead or alive? Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy...
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Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate! Sincere apologies to those who don't... Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Get your mystery pin...
