A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
358 episodes transcribedListen to find out where the Teletubbies got their work done. Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on P...
“…And if you gaze long into the food blog. The food blog gazes also into you.” - Friedrich Nietzsche Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show...
What kind of loon wants to steal from a pet cemetery? Well, it might be someone closer to you than you think. Support us on Patreon! https://www.patre...
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Anyone know a way to tell if something is bird poop without tasting it? Asking for a friend... Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https:...
This episode is highly unprofessional, distressing, confusing, and plain weird. Oh wait, that's all our episodes... Want more bonus content? Support u...
Please go the extra three inches and support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Get ready for our new...
Only 1780s kids love Slipknot!! Trader Joe's United: https://traderjoesunited.org/ | https://twitter.com/TraderJoesUnite Listen to Xandy on this week'...
Unfortunately for Xandy, this week we learn that there truly is an 'Eek!' for everything. Listen to Xandy on this week's episode of Twisted & Uncorked...
User TitObsessedWankophile gives this episode 5 stars!! Listen to Xandy on this week's episode of Twisted & Uncorked: https://spoti.fi/3Q9Ng86 Xandy's...
How you going? I hope you get laser eye surgery. Sincerely, Gazza. Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New me...
We worship the almighty dollar, so buy tickets for our tour! Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy...
Welcome to Toby's Toe Beans! Grab a catpurrccino and enjoy our homemade DNA ornaments. Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/...
We revisit one of our favorite places and learn about a few new places, including the International House of Bologna! Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/...
Come see us live in Hawaii!! Or is it Ohio? Is there even a difference? Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer N...
If you're a freedom loving American, good luck with your carpenting! Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https...
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We hope this episode doesn't haunt you the way we're haunted by the American Midwest between 1870 and 1894. Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Ne...
We read reviews of some of the weirdest items you can see on your TV. And come up with new nicknames for Xandy along the way. Xandy's Stream: twitch.t...
Fingers crossed you don't judge our live shows based on how heavy the doors are... New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collect...
