The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2247: Advil or Anduril?

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

That's Egghead Bastardville to You, M'aam. With Great Hair Comes Great Responsibility. They Came Out Of Her Water Slide. Drugs are a Powerful Drug. Li...

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TMS 2246: Egging Bezos On

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

I Don't Like WebMDeeeeeeee. Your Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Give Them To Me. There's Money in the Frozen Iguana Stand! Superbad Airlines: I'm...

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TMS 2245: DEMAND RICE

Episode Date: February 14, 2022

Scan This QR of My Butt. Curb your cryptothusiasm. Tight little comeback was my adult film title in college. An Upside down 50 cent is a nickel. Happy...

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TMS 2243: Loogie's Mantion

Episode Date: February 9, 2022

Pumpkin-Spice Covid. I can't quit you Richard Marx. All Olympic snow was made in China. How Did You Fix Boise??!? That Game Made Me Pee a Little. Star...

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TMS 2242: Foot Fetish Locker

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

I Don't Like Goo Nikeeeeeeee. Are bats racist because I really, like, want to know! Rusty Taco...don't look it up. Licorice Pizza or Pineapple Fish Sa...

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TMS 2241: Misteaks Were Made

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

The Geometry of Pizza. Snuffleupagus: the Stinkiest Muppet. Dale Ernhart made me do it. I don't lick Steeeeeeeaaaam. Number 11 May Kill You. Bisected...

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TMS 2240: SHOW ME FLESH!

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

Remote Server Returned Code 500. No Country For Old Ricky. In VR everyone can hear you fart. I Don't Like Digital Rupeeeeeeeeees. Sushi-Market Sweep....

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TMS 2239: Holy Spit!

Episode Date: February 1, 2022

Am I eating a Hot Dog or a rusty penny? I don't like freezing BEEEEEEEANS! (for journeybleu). A Questionable Hot Dog. Weird Old 80s Screws. Alexa had...

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TMS 2237: Top Pocket

Episode Date: January 27, 2022

Braunschweiger? I like all kinds of music. Lord Biocow and his Magic Cheese. Bring Empty Pepto Bottle. I OVERPACK THE TECH! Don't get the nerds too wa...

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TMS 2235: Scuzzy Bernoulli

Episode Date: January 25, 2022

Gary Busey: The Voice of Reason. A French Ranch on the Thousand Island with Caesar. To Be Honest, I'm Rooting For The Monkeys! I Don't Like Words That...

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TMS 2233: Koi Are Carp

Episode Date: January 19, 2022

Is it too early for a fish Tattoo? Where Are They On The Smashmouth Scale? But What Does It Mean For Clippy? Definitely Plums. WHAT IS YOUR TACO STREA...

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TMS 2232: Peeza Hutt

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

Karen, Chads, and Brads, OH MY! We're Living In PEAK BEARD TIME Right Now! Pornographic Memory. A Little Goo-Ball In The Middle! A Cold Corpse That Po...

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TMS 2231: Regrexit

Episode Date: January 13, 2022

I don't like naked trapEEEEEEZ! Two Smoking Barrels and a Monkey. 1-Adam-12, We Have A Snorlax In Progress At Fifth & Main! Who killed Arnold Palm...

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TMS 2230: Popcorn Zombies

Episode Date: January 12, 2022

Tied for 41st. Mark is now David. On A Scale Of 1 to 10, It's A 28! Whatserboobies. The all new Samsung Ghost. Clancy Brown's Got Crabs. I Don't Think...

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TMS 2228: Boba Fanta

Episode Date: January 10, 2022

Six Degrees Of Satan! The Taco Monger. Dirty Diet Doctor Pepper. I DON'T LIKE BEEEEE SEEEEEMEN! I prefer NEIN pubes in my food! The Third Eagle Of The...