The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2926: Pop Tart Inception

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

Pull the lips apart and blow. Every kid needs a whoopie cushion. Straw tart blow berry pop torch with Dunaway. Appropriately sized Grinch. Every fart...

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TMS 2925: Highly Ironic Acid

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

Boring to the Future. Dental Dammit. Daft Sabbath. It's 100 percent Nikki, maybe. Nudity Clause. Killing Baby Mendoza. Sorry Logan. Duplo my face and...

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TMS 2924: Bread Hat

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

Better dick cumberbatch. Giant Frog Bong. The Brain is the Window to the Colon. I need this finger for my mouse and this one for driving. NO Lt Yar......

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CORE 497: Claire Obscured

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

Main Topic: Game Awards Nominees. Megabonk dev withdraws "Best Debut Indie" nomination (made previous games). Claire Obscur: Expedition 33 breaks reco...

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TMS 2923: Beaver Charger

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

Don't put car batteries in your pants. I could lick a car for days. Pee Pickle Porcupine. I don't like greasy keeeeeeeeeeys! Depantsing Dracula. Still...

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TMS 2922: Yoober

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

Scott Forgot Where The Knob Is. Crouching Bacon, Hidden Devil. I blessed the rains down in Las Vegas. Brian Picks Up Teenagers. Time To Remake The Las...

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TMS 2921: The Good Oil

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

No Colored Filament, I'll just make do with Black. Dropping the Eff. K-Pop Badoo Badop. We are living in a SOCIETY!! The Army Of Weirdos. Where's the...

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TMS 2920: Pass

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

Tickled Out of Existence. I Need More Proteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeein! Pink Johnson. Scott's love of meat is renowned. You WILL DRINK your warm...

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TMS 2919: Shake My Face

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

Puke Once, Shame On You, Puke Twice, Shame On Me. Did he do aqua ducts? Bookends on the Barf Journey. Garbage but not in a Band way. In case of Gorill...

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TMS 2918: Ernest Does Dallas

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

TEMU Ironsides. You can eat GRAPES! The Paintball Arena Of Death! TMS Goes On, Whether You Like It Or Not. Menunos-Style Middle Bits. There's a Shitte...

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TMS 2917: Mental Condoms

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

Pop Socket and Chin Hammer. Go Go Gadget Grandma! Pika Chew. The Weighted Knob. Corduroy Slander. Lyfting Loquacious Ladies. Let me cry like a Real Ba...

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TMS 2915: A Oui Argument

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

Weenis Penis Dingle Dong. Red On Air Deaf Woman. What The Fork!? How About the LA Law Way: Dr Pulaski Down the Elevator Shaft? I love a lil'whip. Most...

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TMS 2914: Plemonade

Episode Date: November 3, 2025

Nabooboos. Oops, All Pockets. Complaining Like a Ninny. 7 day elbow zit. Paranormal tape activity. SOUP SEASON! Turned Based Skype. What takes too lon...

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TMS 2912: Gravy Zero

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

Amadong Prime. You Don't Know Jack... Skellington. You Get NO Hope, NO Beaver & NO Lt Yar! Boomer at the Groomer. New Car, Fresh Dent. Canberry Sa...

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TMS 2911: Tingle Taste Tour

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

The One Where The Boy Doesn't Cry Wolf. I'm OK that there's something wrong with You. K-Pop Demon Toddler. Account Herpes. Tingala forever. Sullying t...

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TMS 2910: Reesie Piecer

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

Hashtag might barf. It's Not Hot Like August. Big, wet, chunky bullet. Little weinie energy. Clare's dating profile video. ust a little weird. Weekend...

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TMS 2908: Sticky Scents

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

Iron Man in the Sheets, Old man in the streets. I Don't Like Being Stabbed By Figurineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Potato Adjacent. Yokel Kryptonite! 20 Yea...

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TMS 2907: Fudgy Ashes

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

THEN YOU CAN CHASE MICE!! That Melts My Cheese! HEY! UHHHH... Sora the AI Explorer. Fredless. SpongeBob-itis. Sharing The Chud. Grecian? That's a form...