The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2972: Salmon Hands

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

The Cat Came Back. She's got neon shamrock eyes. It's Ours! We Invented It! Flav o Flavocol. Popcorn Boogers. Captain Invoice. I want to be a cursed 3...

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TMS 2970: AARP Centerfold

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

Inbox Zero. AI or Amish, with nothing in-between. The river goes through the zebra. Flowery whatever zone. Because Pepperidge Farm Remembers Cocaine I...

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TMS 2969: Beardy Spice

Episode Date: February 25, 2026

The Library Blocked my Password. Knowing Your Computer Holes. I Do Like Beanieeeeeeees. Is that your Lips?!? Clandestine Clover Patch. And 15 years of...

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TMS 2968: The Cringe You Know

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

Shizburger! Greetings Siblings. Legal Horseshit. Down a Chevy Hole. Narcissistic Turd Monkey. Ducks Are Fine. Geese Are DICKS! I Don't Like Peanut Cre...

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TMS 2967: Dude Illegence

Episode Date: February 23, 2026

Phantom Tip Tingle. Beef Nuts. You'll get No Cold, No UTI and No Lt Yar. Salem Dreams of Being an Ice Dancer. Gimme the banana bomb! Typhoid Same Sex...

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TMS 2965: Tip Tingle

Episode Date: February 18, 2026

I don't like burning PEEEEEEE! A Windy Hole Means Trouble. I want less bread, more shrimp and no Lt. Yar! Today's Brian Percentage Is Complicated. Adv...

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TMS 2963: It's A Sit Day

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

Fellowship of the Two Kings. Whatever Happened To Rebecca Black? Y'Know She's Questionably Got Talent! You MUST wear brown slack! Wee Little Ginger Ma...

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TMS 2962: Vocal Jazzercise

Episode Date: February 11, 2026

We've Always Been Stupid. Useless In The Apocalypse. Brian's Got the Gomboo. This is the day Bobby sat in. Flex Your Chicken Dance Muscles. It's Very...

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TMS 2961: Fever and Nudge

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

These Ass Oreos Taste Weird. 24 hour bullshit. You Spin Me Right Round Venus, right round, like a planet baby. Mystery Pink Eye Date. Of Course he had...

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TMS 2959: Meat in the Middle

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

Is It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich Question? THERE'S NO MOPEY! Thumbleina Shrooms. You'll get NO vaccine, NO treaty, and NOOO SGT. MOPEY! I get paid...

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TMS 2958: Junior Warburton

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

Tugging on the Teats of my Routers. See-o-lay! Where's Old Belgium? Hello Luke and Bo. Brian's Food Porn. I know everything except the title. Battle o...

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TMS 2957: Up the Was Zoom

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

The Carter Cookie Caper. WHO MOVED MY BOX?! Who's This Jim with Kim?!? The Legs are a Metaphor. Perfumed Cotton Candy. What flavor is gelatinous slime...

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TMS 2956: Big Cinnamon

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

You Can't Touch Him There w Brian Dunaway. Cumin spice girl. Psychopath wing wong. Smothered in ELO Gravy. The girl from Empanada. Mun, Toot and Fry....

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TMS 2954: Spoctor Dock

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

I Don't Like Beanieeeeeeeeeeees. Love No Snow Tho'. I Can Defiantly See Why You Like It. John Luck Pick Hard. Well, Actually with Dunaway. Gordon is a...