The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2259: Fight Big Snow

Episode Date: March 14, 2022

The Batmandella Effect. The Celtic Hat Dance. I don't like Kay Eff SEEEEEEEEE. We asked for chicken and they didn't have any chicken. Show Your Sticke...

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TMS 2258: Mando Loves Chachi

Episode Date: March 10, 2022

Skeetwater and Fishfappers. WHAT IS THE OTHER 9%? Mario gets a day. Luigi gets NOTHING!! Amateur COPS on Twitch. Stitchy Peen. 30% Manure, 70% Dirt, 1...

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TMS 2257: All of OUR Women!

Episode Date: March 8, 2022

I Don't Like Prison Ju-Ju-BEEEEEEESS! There's Harvey's Duds (like Joker). The Daily Taco News Show. Thirsty Sword Lesbians. Guilty Dog Ain't got no rh...

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TMS 2254: Jambalaya Towels

Episode Date: March 2, 2022

The Morning SKim! Ladies Privacy Units. Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal....

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TMS 2251: Mis-Steak-O Taco

Episode Date: February 24, 2022

Fancy Soap for Men. Flopping My Achievement Ween On The Internet! Vote for a Guy and Put Him in Office Kinda Democracy. I Have Strong Opinions on Thin...

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TMS 2250: Nards and Knopes

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

Heather Mandolin Vandacamp Fishsticks. That's Not A Moon, it's a Waste Station. Grab Your Clown Horn. What does YOUR server smell like? I Was SO Excit...

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TMS 2249: The Mayo Defense

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

Both Too Early and Too Cold For a Fish Sandwich. You've Got Dementia. The most important thing was the meth we took along the way. New stock is in at...

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TMS 2248: Hairy Ass Truman

Episode Date: February 21, 2022

Skeletor is my co-pilot. I could eat a million peaches for hours. Facepalm about Faceroll. Congratulations! It's a Homer! Secret Wiener Date. Undeniab...

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TMS 2247: Advil or Anduril?

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

That's Egghead Bastardville to You, M'aam. With Great Hair Comes Great Responsibility. They Came Out Of Her Water Slide. Drugs are a Powerful Drug. Li...

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TMS 2246: Egging Bezos On

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

I Don't Like WebMDeeeeeeee. Your Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Give Them To Me. There's Money in the Frozen Iguana Stand! Superbad Airlines: I'm...

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TMS 2245: DEMAND RICE

Episode Date: February 14, 2022

Scan This QR of My Butt. Curb your cryptothusiasm. Tight little comeback was my adult film title in college. An Upside down 50 cent is a nickel. Happy...

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TMS 2243: Loogie's Mantion

Episode Date: February 9, 2022

Pumpkin-Spice Covid. I can't quit you Richard Marx. All Olympic snow was made in China. How Did You Fix Boise??!? That Game Made Me Pee a Little. Star...

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TMS 2242: Foot Fetish Locker

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

I Don't Like Goo Nikeeeeeeee. Are bats racist because I really, like, want to know! Rusty Taco...don't look it up. Licorice Pizza or Pineapple Fish Sa...

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TMS 2241: Misteaks Were Made

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

The Geometry of Pizza. Snuffleupagus: the Stinkiest Muppet. Dale Ernhart made me do it. I don't lick Steeeeeeeaaaam. Number 11 May Kill You. Bisected...