The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2149: Opulent Lando

Episode Date: July 26, 2021

We Invented the Worst Cheese. Vamp, Tramp, or Scamp? Flossing the Back Nine. Scott was gonna binge watch Loki, but then he got comics. (Like Afroman '...

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TMS 2148: Cookie Sticks

Episode Date: July 22, 2021

I Like That Peanutty Smell Comin' Outta Yer Mouthhole! Well, Spackle My Nuts and Call Me a Candy Bar! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Nougat. Once Agai...

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TMS 2142: Pig Wrecked em

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

It's okay to send your parents sex videos. Just don't make it weird. These Things Do Not Afraid Me! No Anus Beetles, thank you. The wiener just came o...

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TMS 2139: Darth Vaper

Episode Date: July 6, 2021

We All Have a Shelf Life. It's The BETTER Dakota! Want to try my Movie Theater Pickle? Vape CBD Ev'ry Day! Come On Down To Randy Rental. Getting Some...

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TMS 2138: Blaveheart

Episode Date: July 5, 2021

What Will It Take To Get You Into That Big Mac Value Meal today?? Freedom Rock, Turn it Up While Taking a Freedom Bath! A 2-Way Mirror is Just a 1-Way...

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TMS 2134: Necrolickaphobia

Episode Date: June 23, 2021

Satan's Little Helper. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a dead body? Ah1 Ah2 Ah3 crunch 3. California's Erupting Mud Basket. It's A...

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TMS 2133: Taint Paint?

Episode Date: June 22, 2021

The Sprinkler Man Waits for NO ONE! What's your Waifu password. A Donkey on the Lamb. The Birth of Venus or David's Penis. STOP THE MONKEYS! He Can't...

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TMS 2131: Pork Taint Burrito

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

Shaved-Ass Looking Little Bits Of Coconut. No Show Tomorrow. Is That Where All My Shirts Went??!? It's No Hamilton, But It's A Lincoln And Two Washing...