Three Bean Salad

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

140 episodes transcribed
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Monuments

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

Annie of Cork City reckons it’s high time the beans talked monuments and who could argue with that? Tune in for a lukewarm take on this zeitgeistiest...

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Interior Design

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

Most of us can only dream of the splendour of the internal spaces occupied by London’s elite. A lucky few might have a neighbour who’s made it big on...

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The Netherlands

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

Steven of Utrecht gets the beans wagging them tongues about the Netherlands to kick the new season off. And why the bloody hell not? After all the bea...

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Un-episode-isode

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until December).Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.pat...

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Budget Airlines

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

Put your seat back into the reclining position (but only if you have the express consent of the person behind you who has also ideally reclined their...

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Sharks

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

Dan from Bremen chooses sharks for this week’s topic as well he might. After all, just as the shark is a perfectly evolved apex predator, so is the be...

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The Pyramids

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

True to form, Tutankhamun from the Nile Delta has selected the pyramids as this week’s topic. Were these structures named after the shape or was it th...

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Adverts

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

Adverts: lifeblood of the nation, engine of the economy, coal of the mind. What could be more splendid then than a podcast episode which already conta...

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Pasta

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

It’s drive time on Bean FM and this week the lukewarm hits are in the key of “pasta” thanks to Matt of Bremen! We’ve got all the latest celebrity goss...

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Mushrooms

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

The beans doff their caps (FUNGUS PUN!) to Adam of Bremington Spa for providing this weeks topic: mushrooms. What (or who???) are mushrooms? And why?...

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Jazz

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

Looking for a clear explanation of the syncopated contrapuntal elaboration of static half-diminished harmony tritone substitution turnaround? Then loo...

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Vampires

Episode Date: September 4, 2024

Play this episode directly in front of a mirror and no reflection of it shall ye see because this episode, the first of season fourteen, is all about...

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Archaeology

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

This week the beans are scraping away the topsoil of knowledge and softly brushing away the woodlice of friendship to reveal a hoard of lukewarm bante...

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Boats

Episode Date: July 17, 2024

"Why is that Wikipedia doesn’t bother having any pages about aquatic craft these days?”, you might ask if you’d had your head stuck in a honey badger’...

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Haircuts

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

Rebecca from (The?) Wirral selects haircuts as this week’s topic for the beans. Presumably this was a cynical attempt to silence Henry for an episode...

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My Hot Air Balloon Ride

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

This week, Bonjamin Partridge centralises power, unilaterally suppresses any viable opposition and brings all bean media under executive control. “Big...

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Feudalism

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

Is it true what they don’t say that the world is on the brink of sliding back into a system of feudalism? If so where will you be in the pecking order...