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Three Bean Salad

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

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Gameshows

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

Allison of Penistone has the beans talk about gameshows this week and by gum they don’t disappoint. Or do they? Why not play the ultimate game of chan...

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Libraries

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

It is said that there as many books in the libraries of the world as there are atoms in a book (although not sure which book. Actually that doesn’t ma...

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Eggs

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

A brand new series kicks the talon of lukewarm banter through the paper-thin shell of rules before squawking truth bombs from the beak of freedom and...

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Farming

Episode Date: April 24, 2024

This week the beans doff their Harris Tweed flap caps to Chrissie of Bremen whose topic suggestion of farming has slipped out of the bean machine’s bi...

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Wine

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

The Industrial Revolution, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the debut performance of “Wang Dang Doodle” by Howlin’ Wolf, the wedding of Jérôme d'Am...

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Olives

Episode Date: April 10, 2024

Trigger warning for any misophonia sufferers this episode (although Henry probably weeded these people out long ago). Olives is this week’s topic with...

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Cloche Bleue

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

Cloche Bleue: noun 1) Term used to denote a blue bell or a cat named Bluebell by a French speaker or by members of London’s metropolitan elite 2) arch...

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The Beach

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

Matt from Newcastle gets the beans chatting about the beach this week. Sure they cover the hits (your shingle, your windbreaks, your snorkels and so o...

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Tough Guys

Episode Date: March 20, 2024

This weeks topic is tough guys and that’s thanks to Joe from Bremen in the Cotswolds who clearly understands what this podcast is actually about. Natu...

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Ghosts

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

Isaac of Bremen recommends the beans set banter to spooky and discuss ghosts this week. As you’d imagine they put what has long been a contentious sub...

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Stonehenge

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

Did the druidic architecture firm that designed Stonehenge make their pitch with a scale model made of beans? Were the stones moved halfway across Bri...

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Circus

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

For the last episode of the season place your head in the jaws of podcasting and let its lukewarm slobber cascade into your ears because the theme, wi...

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James Bond

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

“Frankly, 007, I don’t give a damn!” That’s right, this week’s topic, courtesy of Diogo of Lisbon, is James Bond. We’ve all seen the movies, sure. But...

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Castles

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

Holly of Portsmouth blesses the beans with the ancient chat topic of castles for this week’s episode. They get close harmony groups and genetically en...

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Architecture

Episode Date: January 3, 2024

Ali requests that the Beans explore the topic of architecture and they do their best to take the roof off, knock through the kitchen and dining room t...

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Fairytales

Episode Date: December 27, 2023

Emma has the beans discuss fairy tales for the last episode of 2023. It’s nasty business on the whole as anyone who has actually read an original fair...

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Cruises

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

It’s only a matter of time before the beans’ merch empire knocks the competition into a cocked hat with the launch of Beantopia: Three Bean Salad’s ve...