The Luke and Pete Show

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Project spooky boy

Episode Date: December 15, 2022

Feeling the cold this winter but also worried about the cost of living? Buy yourself an aga... apparently.Elsewhere, we plan our move into meme consul...

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The boat that flopped

Episode Date: December 12, 2022

We’ve all been there: 18 years old and looking for a place to cause mischief, what do you do? Buy a boat, apparently…Luke tells us a brilliant tale ab...

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The ghost of rodents past

Episode Date: December 8, 2022

In the least surprising news ever, Pete is feeling unwell on today’s show. Whether it’s because he and Luke went out last night or because he had...

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Never make your own stair gate

Episode Date: December 5, 2022

Let’s admit it, other people’s kids are incredibly annoying. It's a controversial opinion that we eagerly support on today’s edition of the Luke and P...

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No Sleep 'til Hammersmith

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

Luke’s flown in overnight from the States to record some Luke and Pete Show. It might sound showbiz, but the flight was unfortunately ruined by an unp...

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How to become a cowboy

Episode Date: November 28, 2022

What comes first, the problem or the Donaldson? Pete has been complaining that his house constantly needs work at the moment. Do we believe that it is...

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Thankful for dogs

Episode Date: November 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving! To celebrate the occasion Pete offers up a rare moment of poignancy as we give thanks to our pets at the start of today's sho...

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Just put some tabasco on it

Episode Date: November 21, 2022

Pete bravely offers some cooking advice on today’s episode. Listen to him at your peril…He's also been displaying some “interesting” behaviour during...

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I miss my mum

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

Pete places us right in the middle of the True Geordie vs Andrew Tate beef on today’s episode. Would you expect anything else?We also discuss the biza...

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Democracy vs Banter

Episode Date: November 14, 2022

What is more important? The future of liberal democracy or the banter? That is the question you have to ask yourself when you see Young Boozer on the...

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What's Bono doing?

Episode Date: November 7, 2022

Do you ever just stop and think, what's Bono doing? We ponder that strange question on today's show. We also discuss whether you could invent a glory...

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Welcome to Spook Fest 2022

Episode Date: October 31, 2022

What’s the best way to celebrate Halloween? Eat loads of American Candy, of course. Because that is definitely going to help Pete’s stomach problems…S...

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Mr Karaoke Hostess Bar

Episode Date: October 27, 2022

We’ve got a new Prime Minister, for the next couple of months at least. I'm sure he'll be respected and won’t be labelled a **** on the BBC, right? Ma...

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The battery daddies

Episode Date: October 24, 2022

Blink 182 are back, baby! But do the pop-punk icons know more about pop-punk than Petey-pie Donaldson? He once listened to a Propagandhi album after a...

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Can you sneeze on demand?

Episode Date: October 20, 2022

Luke loses the plot on today’s show as amazingly Pete manages to make himself sneeze on demand.  Elsewhere, we once again stick two feet int...

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Damn butterfly effect

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

Today’s the day! Luke and Pete are back with a big announcement… *drumroll please*... legs are coming to the Metaverse!Join us in celebrating that maj...