The Luke and Pete Show

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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My Name Isn't James

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

The Imperial War Museum’s got a WWI-era puppet and it’s brought up some terrifying memories for Luke. Maybe ARC Raiders would take his mind off it if...

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Yes, Captain Kidney

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

It’s nearly Sir David Attenborough’s 100th birthday but Pete isn’t especially looking forward to the celebrations. He is, however, excited for a certa...

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Leave the Tortoise Alone

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

Mr Donaldson's about to turn 45 and frankly Luke is shocked he made it this far. Before the big day, though, he’s off to WrestleMania in Vegas. Finger...

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Schrödinger’s Poo

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

Pete’s been using an angle grinder and it’s made his cabin smell awful. Luke’s son is reassuring him that he hasn’t done a poo. All is right in the wo...

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A Balustrade Tragedy

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

Pete’s got a new project and it’s nearly claimed his life already. It involves walls, glass, vans and a great deal of calamity. Before any of that, th...

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Ten American Men

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

Under the microscope this fine Monday: the land of the free and the home of the brave. Luke and Pete discuss the recent passing of Robert Mueller, Kas...

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AKA the Bronx

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

On today’s show, Luke laments the inherent meekness of the British and their aversion to revolution. Thank God for a new set of golf clubs to lift his...

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The Last Men on Earth

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

If Luke and Pete were to leave the studio to find they’re suddenly the only people left on the planet, what would the strategy be? Minor spoiler: prim...

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Elderly Japanese Lady Golfer

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

Remember when you used to get fat footballers? Luke and Pete do.On today’s episode, the guys discuss the sartorial choices of football fans of the pas...

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Goodnight to the Metaverse

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

The trailer for SNL UK is out and Luke and Pete are sticking to their original predictions vis à vis its quality. But there’s bigger fish to fry on th...

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Wet Music and Big Shoes

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

Luke’s distaste for what he calls “wet music” might have ruined a recent night out, but his negativity is no match for Pete’s beef with a certain Inst...

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Drinking is the Abraham

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

Pete might have cracked the code to weight loss, everyone. But will the solution give him bad pumps? Only time will tell. Elsewhere on today’s episode...

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Mongo the Chimpfluencer

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

Cryptids. Ever heard of them? Well, they get everywhere. Including Hartlepool, it turns out. Today’s edition of the Luke and Pete show moves from the...

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Wild Moldovan Dogs

Episode Date: March 9, 2026

Pete’s been off on his holidays again, this time to Moldova and the breakaway republic of Transnistria. And he didn’t even get as pissed as he could h...

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Chess and Chest Presses

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

Welcome, intrepid podcast traveller - good to have you with us. Let Pete regale you with tales of a near-death experience involving a 25-minute walk,...

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Obama’s Extraterrestrials

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

A former US President said that aliens exist! More on this story right here on LAPS. In other news, Battery Robot has returned to the fold, Luke’s get...