The Luke and Pete Show

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Chess and Chest Presses

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

Welcome, intrepid podcast traveller - good to have you with us. Let Pete regale you with tales of a near-death experience involving a 25-minute walk,...

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Obama’s Extraterrestrials

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

A former US President said that aliens exist! More on this story right here on LAPS. In other news, Battery Robot has returned to the fold, Luke’s get...

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The Ice Have It

Episode Date: February 19, 2026

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete contend with some of the grim realities of the ruling classes on both sides of the pond. In unfortunate news for Pet...

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The Happy Promptman

Episode Date: February 16, 2026

On the agenda today: Maxïmo Park, tight trousers and the appendages they disguise (or don’t disguise) and the astonishing number of famous people prod...

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The Six-Sheep Threshold

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

We kick off today’s episode with a look back on the good and the bad of 1990s cartoons and satire, before taking a moment to appreciate the late, grea...

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Peter, it’s Paella Time

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

Mr Donaldson’s just got in from another European trip, this time to the land of tapas and seashell-adorned buildings. Today’s topics include punctuati...

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Too Many Stick Insects

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

Disturbing psychological conditions, Disney cruises and the obscenity of billionaires. Variety is the spice of life. Plus, there’s plenty of love arou...

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Always Smell the Beef

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

Pete’s been to Paris and it’s making everyone very depressed, and not because of envy. The man is self-admittedly awful at booking things.On an equall...

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A Cow’s a Silly Animal

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

Luke and Pete kick off this episode by delighting at the days getting longer. It’ll be spring before you know it, lads.Things get more controversial w...

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The Many Cakes of Tom Cruise

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

Carmageddon II looms large in Pete’s early university memories, but it’s not the reason he had to apologise to campus security. Luke, meanwhile, had t...

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Is Bailey’s egg-based?

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

Luke’s got to come clean about his murky past: the amount of pints and chocolate eclairs he knicked while working at the Student Union. To be fair, at...

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The Rest is Pete’s History

Episode Date: January 15, 2026

After dancing delicately through Luke’s recent toilet trouble for a good ten minutes, we find out that Pete’s been buying radar keys on eBay. Doth the...

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What's That Cash For, Sir?

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

I know what you're thinking - if I download this episode of The Luke and Pete Show, what can I expect to hear? Well, first off you're going to hear ab...

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Got Any Old Beef?

Episode Date: December 29, 2025

Pete's beef wellington didn't quite go to plan on Christmas Day, due to some promises made by a butcher that simply weren't kept. But did he let that...

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Experiencing Paddington

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

Pete has been hanging out with one of the world's most famous bears, and do you know what? He bloody enjoyed it. But the feel-good chat doesn't last v...

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A Night in a Hostel

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

Welcome back to a new episode of the Luke and Pete Show! As we build up towards Christmas, the lads talk presents, including a very thoughtful gift Pe...