The Luke and Pete Show

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2 cats and a Nazi doc

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

Fresh off a Football Ramble tour, the lads recap a monster journey back from Glasgow, including a five-hour delay, a detour through Edinburg...

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Tesco Tyrants

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

Luke poses a crucial hypothetical: if music awards only went to artists who’ve never taken a stimulant… who’d actually be left? The lads then dive int...

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Poo Particles

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

The lads hop aboard the Steven Bartlett hate train, again, and Pete accuses Luke of being just a little jealous. Elsewhere, Luke shares the tale of a...

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4 Toilet Donaldson

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

Luke’s on a mission to become the most pasty man in Britain, while Pete’s seriously considering a Juicy Couture tracksuit… naturally. Then, the lads w...

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Piss Politics

Episode Date: May 1, 2025

After foxes ransack Pete’s nappy bins, Luke suggests a very DIY deterrent: peeing in an Evian bottle to mark his territory… not that he’s speaking fro...

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Melatonin Mayhem

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

Fresh off the plane back from Vegas, Pete takes aim at the culinary crime scene that is Panda Express and regales us with tales of invisible man match...

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Swamp Life

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

Today, after Pete introduces us to the world of expat DJ channels, Luke is left wondering why some expats seem to loathe British culture — especially...

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Pretgate

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

Happy Monday - it’s time for some more carefully curated nonsense. Luke recounts a bizarre standoff he had in Pret involving a truly odd policy #Justi...

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Primary School Bangers™

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

Pete's latest predicament: finding appropriate places to urinate. Mainly because he's drinking upwards of nine litres of water a day.We work out how b...

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Poo Time Panic

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

Today, Luke and Pete stumble upon a truly baffling real estate listing — a London flat with a full-size swimming pool directly above a Chinese takeawa...

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Flight of Doom

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

Pete’s gearing up for a deeply inconvenient 5 a.m. Jet2 flight, and Luke isn’t holding back on how much of a terrible idea that is. This sends the lad...

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An NYC Enema

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

Today, Pete’s got a confession: years ago, he went to New York for a wedding but ended up battling a truly catastrophic case of constipation. Cue a de...

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Slot It!

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

Luke wonders if he’s missing out on a lucrative career as a right-wing grifter, while Pete shares his latest YouTube algorithm nightmare — somehow fea...

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Plasma profits

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

Today, the guys tackle the moral dilemma of a man who saved 2.4 million babies with his blood donations — should he have charged for his life-saving p...

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Thatchers & Rat Boys

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

Today, Luke and Pete are all moustached up, comparing their freshly grown 'tashes to thatched roofs, and somehow spiral into the baffling logistics of...

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Piss Drawers

Episode Date: March 3, 2025

The lads are back, kicking things off with the internet fallout they got from the horrific childhood story Pete told last week — turns out, Luke got a...

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The Vomit Vandal

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

Luke encounters a mystery vandal targeting Lime bikes with an unusual weapon—vomit. Was it a protest? A bizarre art installation? Or just someone havi...

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Public Toilet Etiquette

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

The lads kick things off with a deep dive into the world of shameless grifters, debating why right-wing outrage merchants always seem to dominate onli...

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An ungodly sh*t

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

Should the lads start wearing makeup? Luke thinks he always looks sickly on camera, while Pete suggests a few injections might do the trick. If that f...