Urinating off a diving board
Episode Date: June 23, 2025This is a show primarily about urination. But don't let that put you off! We all do it! But do we all do it on consecrated ground, or off of diving bo...
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789 episodes transcribedThis is a show primarily about urination. But don't let that put you off! We all do it! But do we all do it on consecrated ground, or off of diving bo...
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