The Luke and Pete Show

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Grand Provocateur

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

Pete's fluent in French! Who knew? Did Pete even know until this recording?The boys discover a definitive list of the world's hardest languages and a...

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Magna Carta Men

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

What's your favourite internet fight? Luke and Pete list a few contenders, including a man getting told he's about to be thrown into a lake before bei...

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Two Stings and a Flea

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

It's something of a music-themed show today as Pete reveals he once interviewed Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers and he had something resembling a tort...

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The Waxy Wing Oreo

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

Pete saved a bird's life this week, but can he split the G on a pint of Guinness? And if he can, does that make him a 6 Music Dad? Elsewhere, the...

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3,200 Cans of Moretti

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

Remember when Pete went to Newquay and put his foot through the ceiling of an AirBnB? Well he's once again returned to the scene of the crime, on...

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Smooching Noel Edmonds

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

It's a fine Thursday to discuss Pete's most inspirational piece of work yet - a lovely graphic of him kissing Noel Edmonds. Luke's not quite sure...

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Volvo car chase

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

Rejoice, for Luke and Pete are back! And this time around they're talking Jeff Bezos' wedding - what's the small talk going to be like?Meanwhile Pete...

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Urinating off a diving board

Episode Date: June 23, 2025

This is a show primarily about urination. But don't let that put you off! We all do it! But do we all do it on consecrated ground, or off of diving bo...

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Y-Front Nation

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

Scandal rocks the studio as Pete catches Luke doing the unthinkable: eating a snack on air. Things spiral further when Luke takes a swing at pronounci...

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Halloumi Boys

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

Luke tells Pete about his most stressful Lime bike ride yet – unknowingly cycling home on one graffitied with “Pedo bike” on the side. Naturally, toda...

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Brydon? I Hardly Know Him

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

Today, Luke and Pete dive into the chemical mystery of WD-40 – is it basically just liquid cocaine? Then they move on to debating the fastest way to d...

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2 cats and a Nazi doc

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

Fresh off a Football Ramble tour, the lads recap a monster journey back from Glasgow, including a five-hour delay, a detour through Edinburg...

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Tesco Tyrants

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

Luke poses a crucial hypothetical: if music awards only went to artists who’ve never taken a stimulant… who’d actually be left? The lads then dive int...

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Poo Particles

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

The lads hop aboard the Steven Bartlett hate train, again, and Pete accuses Luke of being just a little jealous. Elsewhere, Luke shares the tale of a...

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4 Toilet Donaldson

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

Luke’s on a mission to become the most pasty man in Britain, while Pete’s seriously considering a Juicy Couture tracksuit… naturally. Then, the lads w...

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Piss Politics

Episode Date: May 1, 2025

After foxes ransack Pete’s nappy bins, Luke suggests a very DIY deterrent: peeing in an Evian bottle to mark his territory… not that he’s speaking fro...