The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 3059: Cabbage Fiasco

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

Depressed at Being Repressed. Everything's Coming Up 26. Master Blaster is the Ref! Delicious like an eyeball. Show me any kind of feet! It's F'all Y'...

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TMS 3058: Mustache Mandate

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

Another Manic Tuesday. It's the mustard gas what did it! Don't look at me, I am offensive. Call your doctor if your arm falls off after 4 hours. Keep...

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TMS 3057: A pair of teef

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

The Jedi Temple on Croissant. Brian Backed to the Future. Do not anger the Picard. Basic Jeff. Tasty Chicklet look. Your mother smelled of Fulkberries...

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TMS 3056: Freddy the 13th

Episode Date: August 20, 2026

Kick a Pack of Poo. Brian's Intolerant Box. Mel A, B, or C? Big old Mormon kid teeth. That made me tingle. Stiff, Thick, and Absorbent. Dunaway's mons...

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TMS 3055: Bucket of Yuck

Episode Date: August 19, 2026

A bed of wet goo. Doug, Dog, Duck. Swim the Boogers Off. Concentrated Horse Water! I'll take Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple for 9 points, Alex. Amy Kardashi...

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TMS 3054: Wet Ribs

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

Unsettling Pig Nipples. The house looks like crepe. Loki is High Key Important. White person empire. You have a little bard in you. Not OSHA approved....

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TMS 3052: Polite Bear

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

The Cleanest Mummy. Dumber Than Scott's Dog. A tiny drop of retsin. Can't spell Gaslighting without AI. No Hairy Chested Men From Idaho. Raccoon Finge...

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TMS 3051: Queet

Episode Date: August 12, 2026

Habernath Maddington. Forever Cooter. Loki is low key Loki. Stop or my mom, car 54, will shoot. Committee-formed semblance of a plan. Black Snake Wedn...

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TMS 3050: El Guapo's Guaco

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

Mourning the Loss of the Pickle Dog. Top or Bottom --- The Debate Continues. This is Why My Fries Are Never Hot. A Long Way to Go for a Chile Verde. L...

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TMS 3049: Tootin' Common

Episode Date: August 10, 2026

Not that I want to Poop on your potatoes. Venus work day is over 200 hours long. Jelly phase. Last Painter was Roy Lichtenstein. How Evel are YOUR Ken...

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TMS 3048: The Last Chi-Chis

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

Chi-Chi's was filmed before a live studio audience. Alkebug. Are You a Diabeteeeeeeeeee? Coverville Movie Rules. Is it too early to get playtime on po...

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TMS 3047: Bambi Burger

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

Hottie and the Blue Fish. This is about the Pills of Pee... Wash me Obi Wan Kenobi you are my only Soap. Get Baconated. Nothing beats a Jet Shits holi...

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TMS 3046: Noodlegate

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

More Like Olivia Neutron Bomb AmIRight. Volcanic onion. Regal with cheese. Where is Africa? Dunaway's Not Here, Man! Nitrates and Popcorn and Butter,...

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TMS 3045: Blood and Thunder

Episode Date: July 30, 2026

Sometimes things get phallic. This is about the Chair of Pee. We want Mahershala Alieeeeeeeeeeeeee! MCU drought. Shut Up, Nice Human! Spiderman-maxxin...

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MS 3044: Nothing But Holes

Episode Date: July 29, 2026

Stacey Keebler. Show me your thin mints. Little Hoss on the prairie. Nillerwafers. Ding Dong Territory. I wanna know if wasps can seeeeeeee!! Karen Vi...

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TMS 3043: Bad Shannon

Episode Date: July 28, 2026

Narcissist Man! What's his Power? The defining narcissist. Golf Meeting! Golf Meeting! I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night. They were j...

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TMS 3042: Officially Sweaty

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

Infected Crusty Nose-Booger. Holy Shit Balls Dolphinman. They both come in the middle. Hold Me Closer Neuromancer. Wider And Less Length. They call th...