The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2856: Dork pillow

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

Scott got a Gamer High Chair. Deet heaters. Juliette Brioche. That's my Donkey Kong pillow. The Balboa bimbo. Roll for Bread. Milky cheese. Steam Curl...

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TMS 2855: Quantum Trek

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

Sir Mixaway. Pulling the dork. It lights up and extends. Tumor pot pie. Wymong? Wy Not Mong? Filling the Hootie Hole. She's got some juicy doubles. Gr...

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TMS 2854: Spermy voices

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

I don't like unsolicited peeeee!! Leave the Dicks on the Cutting Room Floor. Going full Gollum. Butt Cream. Millions of Spermies, Spermies for me. Too...

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A chat with Ethan White

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

Putting this on the TMS feed mainly because we think it would be a good fit for a lot of you. Ethan is pretty special kid to me, and seeing him hit hi...

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TMS 2851: Imminent Crotch

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

Samanthamus. Eating out of the Selena Gomez Box. Is there a Mnemonic to remember how to spell Mnemonic cos I like really wanted to know. Coax Quacks....

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TMS 2850: Big Dusty Items

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

Woah, Black Manta, bam-ba-lam. Ground Beef Oreos. With Great Power, Comes... Oops wrong Franchise. Superdoo. Martha Graffiti. Woofsbane with Chorizo....

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TMS 2848: Pouk Egg

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

It's stuck in my Croix. Scoobie and Boobie. Sparkling Meat. Multiple Chunks of Cash. PIP POP POOM! Shit out of werewolf. Fry Egg. Sent Gift. Egg. Infr...

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TMS 2847: Loaded Taco Nuts

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

Mario Haunts Your Dreams. Brian Reverse Cheeseburger. A Romantic Evening at PF Changs. Do It Anywhere, Do It Silently. Yes, Cooba is a Coontry. Many M...

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TMS 2846: Live Dead Mouse

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

YOU CAN HAVE ICE! A Wee Tube. The Snake Got Rattled. Brian Couldn't PEEEEEEEEEEEE. Human Cock Fights. Three Phases Of Vegas. You Ge NO Molly, NO Poppe...

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TMS 2845: Pencil Pageantry

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

Let's go ferret. Black Cat Lick Or Rice. Ze people are Naked, Yavol! Shammy Tubes. Gooch Lube. Dutch Stuff Part Two. Dodged the Bush. Freezing your He...

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TMS 2844: Meat Soda

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

Give Me a Hamburger, Neat. Shut up The Meg. Ride it Like The Wednesday it is. Caffeinated Mormons. More Like Troper Grace, Am I Right? Caffeine Deal w...

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TMS 2841: Unfresh leftovers

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

Never Throw Away Kim's Chi. I don't like Bre-oh-sheeeeee. Were going Dutch Marks. Red On Air Meatball. Father of the daughter of the friends. As Ameri...

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TMS 2840: Fear Foam

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

Rock Bottom. Crispy Root Beer. Viscous Sugar. Thoughts and prayers for Scott's stomach. STOP SENDING SCOTT OREOS YOU MONSTERS! Brian's Convenience. Re...

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TMS 2838: Onion Latte

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

Pour Low Sugar on Me. Talk like an idiot Thursday. Sucking on it for a long time. Wouldn't hurt to have a filled cream. Ye Don't Craveee it Fortnightl...