The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
922 episodes transcribedShow me your Magic Missile. Eat a dick Pam. My days of being a ten year old girl are long behind me. The internet casts Power Word: Lag. Welcome to th...
Look at me. I am the hot pot captain now. Spice Grandmas. He Speaks Kinglish. Cocaine Lamb. It's All Rocket Surgery to Me. Kevin's Main Squeeze. Chewa...
Bling the Schmegma. Nobody Kissed My Dice. Side-saddle the toilet. We went to Vegas and nobody died. Hot Cow Piss. Loud volumetric human. Baby needs a...
Pour Some Coffee On Me. I Don't Like Rapid Unscheduled Disassemblyyyyyy. Vending Machines, They Have the Meats. Without me, how would my headache get...
You'll get no points, no prize, and NO LT. YAR. Forgetting Gary Marshall. Who vacations in Ohio? Remind me that this is Fun. Quark the Pimp. Swag Crap...
Not beefing or queefing. Grimace: The Purple Psychic Chicken Nugget. Weekend at Birdies. Hillbilly beat boxing. How do you do, fellow birds? Heefin' a...
You'll get no showbot, no emojis, and no Lieutenant Yar!! Red On Air Hilt. I Don't Like Laten........cyyyyyy. Schrödinger's TMS. There are many Kevins...
Babyyyy Fart do do do do do do. This soup is not OSHA approved. DEEZ NUTZ Vending. Show Me Your Cookies. Depeche a la mode. While My Keytar Gentle Mee...
The Life of Brians. Stupid Brain Pee. Grab my Galactus. Now Grab Your Sentinel. KTdata is Scott's backup plan. Just Close Your Face. Fast and Furious...
Growing 5 inches in 1984. Brian gets Physical (physical). Suck my Tongue. You'll get no Freddys No Five Guys and no Lieutenant Yar. produce and sell g...
Taco Bell hot sauce: cleaning pennies AND colons. Sending out an O-S-O. Raised to say hooker. Kempt and Sheveled. Paging Dr Slenderfinger. This dryer...
Gayest Denny's in the Land. Twenty Twenty Two Three. Hit by a cold 7 inches. Casper the friendly insurance adjuster. Jon Jagger, not my wife! Self-Clo...
Land O' Lukes. What's Under YOUR Eyepatch? Shit Sneeze. Deep Roy, Devourer of Worlds. Leakin' Schmoo Fluid from the Ding Dong. Tiny Four Year Old Shit...
Option 18 with two egg rolls. Six Inches And Growing. Tori Aim-it-at-us. As God as my witness I thought Easter eggs could fly. Hawaiian Shirt Season....
Brian Eat, Craps, and Leaves Vegas. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong. The FULL Irish. Monkey see. Monkey can't be bothered to...
The Left-Handed are Sinister. I'm Brian Ibbott, Prepare to be Touched! We had Zoe at Bacon. Seriously, I'm not drunk. I've only had 15 drinks so far....
GOLDFILLLING! We've Lost Left Strutter! OH NO WE'RE GOING TO DIE!... j/k wanna marry me? Mind if I record this in case we crash? Rage against the burr...
A bicycle built for poo. I don't like Stewieeeeee. The Avengers: Edamame. Premature Disconnection. Ancient bacterial cultures, huh? Stupid Farmer's Al...
50 Shades Of Gay. Lawn Poop Vacuum. The Mortal Stream. Miss D. Meaner and Mr. Weiner. Donald Duck Learns The Fibonacci Sequence. Change is hard, use d...
Galactus Cage Could Eat a Planet for Hours. Cartier Johnson. The Diamond Daughter. All Dressed, Not Naked. That Guy on Twitter Lied Again. Alan Cummin...
