The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2404: Boomer Buddies

Episode Date: January 10, 2023

Galaga Dots. Sagging Bosom Buddies. He Died, Turns Out He Was Terminal. What if mystery person A and mystery person B had a baby. The Frogpantian Sham...

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TMS 2402: Bjork Irritation

Episode Date: January 5, 2023

Make Something Better, Monkey. Sleepless in Salt Lake. Dry Hard: With a Resin. That Guy on Hawkeye Lied. Yippee Kayee, 3D Printer. Women Got Cool Guts...

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TMS 2401: Potato C.H.I.P.S.

Episode Date: January 4, 2023

Magnum 3.14159. I'mma livin' in a stop. I'mma livin' in a Po-ke-stop. I don't like STEEEAAM Games. I wanna know what Trek is. I want you to show me. I...

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TMS 2400: Egg Nog Zero

Episode Date: January 3, 2023

I enjoy large rear ends, I can't falsify that fact. Don't you see my five stars?! Dollar Stores Anchored by Spirit Halloweens. Making Thickened Liquid...

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The TMS NYE Special!

Episode Date: December 31, 2022

The TMS NYE Special! Enjoy! And donate to the Extralife Children's Network! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on A...

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TMS 2399: Dr. Tobias Aturn

Episode Date: December 29, 2022

Sex With Hitler 2: Electric Boogaloo! Come with me, and we'll be, in a world of purest syndication. Four Season's Dildo Shop. The cost of getting your...

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TMS 2396: Anson Dismount

Episode Date: December 26, 2022

3D Printed Anger. Scott Remakes The Calendar. Picking Up and Haulin' Granny's. There's no soccer in Maverick! Porn Shack. Drunk on Midichlorians. Slap...

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TMS 2396: Resting trucker hat

Episode Date: December 22, 2022

Brian Bends the Knee. When One Door Closes a Door Becomes a Window. Ooooh the Uterus is done!The Sauce of the Monkey. Cysticles. Concentrated Boob Swe...

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TMS 2395: Zamboni the Vampire

Episode Date: December 21, 2022

Flurturnstic Flur. The Jesus Kid. Micro Gift For Kim. You like Video Games? Hold my Juice Box. Control of Clare. Gin Soaked Potato Phone. Tracksuit ma...

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TMS 2394: Thanos Ginger Snap

Episode Date: December 20, 2022

Demon Anus Breath. An LCD trip. Meat con carnage. Did You Ever Read About the Frog Who Wanted Pants? And Then He Got Some. Cop a Feel of That Onion. T...

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TMS 2392: Meth on the Cob

Episode Date: December 15, 2022

Only murders in the dungeon. Who Goes Out To Get A Salad?Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Self Driving in the middle with you. Stupid Gi...

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TMS 2390: Big Polygamy Vans

Episode Date: December 12, 2022

I Think He Blew a Transformer. Rated RRR. Who got time to read 7 books? You can Liquid Dance if you want to, you can leave your poop behind. THEN YOU...

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TMS 2388: Rise Revolt Repeat

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

Eating Mustard Every Day. The Short Answer? It's Bullshit. Marie Osmond Squirted Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. Friends that Lick Poles. Yeet ou...

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TMS 2387: Plumsplaining

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

Which way does YOUR toilet flow? I know him! He's a friend from the oven! Hail Santa. Gknee Gknee Gknee Gkneeeeeee. Shepard in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeee. g...

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TMS 2386: Adventure Pizza

Episode Date: December 5, 2022

Tina Taco. Whoa, Blue Beetle, Bam-ba-lam. Once You Poop You Can't Stop. Sexy Jim Varney Voice. We Don't Need Another Gyro. woke dirt chode. What's The...