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847 episodes transcribedBatman Would Totally Eat The Mona Lisa. Tears For Elderly Fears? That Guy With Speakers Lied. It's definitely not Mego... Actually, it's Mego. Hail Ca...
Boy Scouts are just another Gang. Moist Engorged Phlegm. Cougars and Bears Hang Out in Different Bars. That Banana is My cousin. Black Bear car detail...
This Is Not My AirBNB House! Frosty-Haired Chode. Having A Rule And Enforcing It Are Two Very Different Things! Rick Roll gives me gas. You'll never g...
They're Born dicks, They Stay Dicks, They're Dicks FOREVER! Bee Keeper Suit? SEND PICS!! Potato Tornado Was My Finishing Move. You Gots a Horny Boyfri...
One Man's Trash is Another Boy's Porn Collection. I had the Pho and the Pho won. Good old Kentucky Tennessee. The Ike Truman Show! Crypto-Bros 24/7! T...
At some point, everyone in Utah will touch Mitt's Junk. I Don't Like Infected Coffeeeeeeeeeee. Don't eat Fish flavored Ice. Pubic of the Leftists. Fec...
A Group Of Macocks Are Called A Podcast. Beer, Free Donut, and Free Ride! VapoRub, Now with WEED! Recycling is realy hosed. Bluetooth Speakery Unit. D...
No Matter What You Do, I Only Wanna Picachu. I don't like barf on meeeeeeeeee. Popcorn: Styrofoam with rocks in it. Are Poptarts A Sandwich? #1 rule i...
We Haven't Had A Solid Bee Sting In Years. It's Not Called Oooloo! We Asked For More Fish Cheeks But They Didn't Have Any More Fish Cheeks. Leave the...
Do You Even Lyft In Vegas, Bro?? STEVE AND BRIAN ARE ON DRUGS! Gidgit's time of the month. That is so ReeeeeeeDICULOUS. Don't Take The Piss, Brian! Tw...
Shpritz of the Flonase. Kick Randy in the Testicle. Boy Am I Glad I'm Not Allergic to Vibrations. David Cop a Feel. I Don't Like Allergieeeeeees. Sir,...
Exit Hole Soup. Don't Vape Me, Bro! Gibraltar Is Giving 110%!! Poo Hand Luke! I'm gonna buy an effin tazer. Like Fun Dip? No? No, not like Fun Dip? We...
The Weens of His Combatants. Medical Grade Germans Jaaaaaaaaa. Shoving Raffled Off Infants into My Face. Vanilla Extract Anal Beaver. Get me LEGO! LEG...
Never Double Dip your Swabs. I don't like Synthetic Peeeeeeeee! No Show Tomorrow. Screw you, I'm going with Zod. The Preposterous Poopiepants McGee. D...
Constantine Troutbunker. Paying The Porcelain Price. Oculus Googlus. The Stinky Kimchi Mistake. Leaving Rehab > Divorce > Olivia Munn In 24 Hour...
Two Shits Passing in the Night. Johnson Neighborhood Rescue Service: Free Roll of Duct Tape with every visit. Baby Johnson Johnson. Cutting pipe is no...
No Cinnamon, Send It Back! Penile Art = Penal Action. People Don't Even Know That They're Doin' It While They're Doin' It! She looks like a raisin, I...
Pimps Wear Funny Hats!! Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson. Loki runs Villain Town! Literally His Head Is R...
Hooked On Stefaniks Worked For Me! I Spent Every Summer at Mellon Camp. Physically Correct Boy doll. The Baby Shit Memo. Give me my gun and my goat an...
We ate your weiner, and it was fine. Excess Dryness Between the Buns. Hairy Woody. I DON'T LIKE TASTY FREEEEEEEEZE. Welcome To The Price Is Wrong Bitc...
