The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2870: Ice Booby Cream

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

Mexican Hawaiian Shirt. Scamming the Scammer. The Gamification of Uber! Isn't all Milk Breast Milk? The Morality of a Bagel. Matt Instruction Manual....

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TMS 2869: GoKickMe

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

Major Groot. Remains of the Dog. Sanctity of the Moviegoing Experience. Name Something I've Spoiled You Can't. Lost me at the Screw. Licking the Spoil...

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TMS 2868: Notoriously Dead

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

It was written for us, ya Buttholes! The Artist Formerly Known As A Free Baller. Rec-hair-mentals with Brian. THE WORST MOVIE I EVER SEE. Shard of Gui...

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TMS 2866: Gently Euthenized

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

The old gray mare don't taste like it used to. Black Lotus Shampoo. I'm Pro Crastinating. Yokel Adjacent. A Pet Is For Life, Not For Dinner. More ceil...

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TMS 2865: Vicious Licking

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

Half-Asses now with Impending Doom. Flippin' through bikini ladies. No Nipple Wednesday. Barkalona. Mormon Atlantis. MCU's No-Hair Larry. ObsBot badu-...

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TMS 2864: Illegal Vacuums

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

I'm simulating Walking Here. Frozen dead guy days. Eat The Pie. Escape from Gandalfini. They're Really Hard To Penetrate. ProDeus Proteus. I Like Thin...

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TMS 2863: Derps Per Minute

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

Raspberry Buttholes. Shipping George Lucas Overseas. Grandma's soap taste. Even More Ivan-Hoes. Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue. I don't like wasps eeee...

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TMS 2860: Vestigial Bone

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

He Puts The Franken In The Burger. Makin' Nerdtacular Moves. I Swallow Love Darts. Fresh from the hooter. I don't like a fake Chuck E. Cheeeeeeeeeese!...

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TMS 2860: Turtle Boobs

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

The Three Sides of the Coin. Shoes Stay on, Bra Comes Off. We actually like these BEEEEEEES! I want to pleeeeeeead the fifth. The Lick of Death. Accid...

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TMS 2859: Bodega Beetle

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

Rotten Tomatoes With A Pinch Of Salt. Millie Madison. You Get NO Mufky, NO Fufky & NO Lt Yar! Dudes care about their bags. Jersey Mike's pregnancy...

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TMS 2858: Postquels

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

Brian Went Dunaway. Going full nostril. I Hate That Fn Key! I Don't Like The Windows Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Uranus is Hot. Casa Bonita Handoff....

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TMS 2857: Thready Mercury

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

The Moiré the Merrier. Smell Brian's Hat. Extremity Scrubbing. Taylor-made. Big Money Buttholes. The Ties That Bind, Books. Ain't nobody gonna break a...

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TMS 2856: Dork pillow

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

Scott got a Gamer High Chair. Deet heaters. Juliette Brioche. That's my Donkey Kong pillow. The Balboa bimbo. Roll for Bread. Milky cheese. Steam Curl...

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TMS 2855: Quantum Trek

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

Sir Mixaway. Pulling the dork. It lights up and extends. Tumor pot pie. Wymong? Wy Not Mong? Filling the Hootie Hole. She's got some juicy doubles. Gr...

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TMS 2854: Spermy voices

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

I don't like unsolicited peeeee!! Leave the Dicks on the Cutting Room Floor. Going full Gollum. Butt Cream. Millions of Spermies, Spermies for me. Too...

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A chat with Ethan White

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

Putting this on the TMS feed mainly because we think it would be a good fit for a lot of you. Ethan is pretty special kid to me, and seeing him hit hi...