The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2818: Stiff Stick

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

Half-Naked Lunch. Butt Crack Pennies. A taco and an eggroll. I don't wear a lot of jewelry. Obvious Finnish Elation. These Ashes Are Concrete. Ashes S...

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TMS 2816: Holy Napkin

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

92% of what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas. Aerated Areola. Gene Simmons level of tongue. ClareGak, Unlicensed Chiropractor. There's Something Abo...

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TMS 2815: Aunt Market

Episode Date: April 24, 2025

Oops! All Preshow. We All Like Freebeeeeeeeees. Say Hi To Matthew. Boats full of Seamen. Bording Pass for the D. Nothing beats a grandkids letter. It...

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TMS 2814: War Chester Shire

Episode Date: April 23, 2025

You'll have no Kimchi, no horseradish and no Lt. Yar! Copycat Dipshitter. Tumor fruit. Port a Potty Perks. Shriracha Schmear. Gotta Go At Costco. Ass...

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TMS 2813: Doodle With a Tube

Episode Date: April 22, 2025

I'll bring the blood. Two Chicks, One Stone. BUT WHERE DID THEY GO?? Speaking of prosthetic weiners. Beefy Horn. An Extended Stay In The Stall. Real o...

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TMS 2812: Time Rice

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

CLARE, THE WALKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. You Get NO Virgins, NO Zombies & NO Lt Yar! I'd Rather Be Whelmed. If Tom Brady Was a Sarsgaard. N...

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TMS 2810: Tasting Joey

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

Rue Patties Drag Race. Ass Pic. Meat Cake. Kangaroo's on the menu, boys! I Don't Like Head Cheeeeeeeeeese! Love Me Don't. A carapace full of goo. Jug...

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TMS 2808: Panera Weed

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

Is it too early for a weed sandwich? You get NO Power, No Showbot, and NO Lieutenant Yar!! Emotional Support Croc. Rubbing the lucky horn. Moving Swin...

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TMS 2806: Salty Rim

Episode Date: April 9, 2025

My Cousin Amy. Sucked In w Tom Merritt. Ashes to Ashes, Butts to Butts. My wife made me a virgin. Double Ringing Ramen. A Fartgas of Farkuses. Leezers...

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TMS 2806: Hoo Flung Dung

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

Sit On Bum On Bike! On your left. On your left! ON YOUR LEFT!! Idaho Bans Moobs! Baptisms & Body Slams. Massive Mouth Muscle. The White Resin is f...

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TMS 2804: Nice Deposit

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

I Don't Like Recycled Peeeeeeeeee. Fart, The Enema of the State. The Incredible Hulk with 2 big things. She Found a Dude in There! You wouldn't butter...

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TMS 2803: Loose Kangaroo

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

Show me Barf! Hydro Thunder, Hydro Wife. Sad Mario Pile. Screw Konami. I Live in Horny County, Giggity. Wrangling The Loose Roo. Treat It Like The Hum...

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TMS 2802: Dirty Potters

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

Chuck Check w Chuck. It's My Racist Way or the Highway. But the GAYS! Utah, the Poo Hive State? Naturally Clean. Snake Sperm - Honey for Your Vocal Ch...

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TMS 2801: Bread Explosion

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

We Are Entering the Hawaiian Shirt Zone. Getting heckled by Gknee Baron Zemo Dance Shuffle. Dexters lavatory. Sneaky Bacterium. Set your phasers on Ve...

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TMS 2800: Tweak The Snugness

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

We've Got No Squirrels, No Raccoons, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR!! This Show Has No Philosophyyyyyyyyyyy. Its-a-Me, Bellagio! Fad Tooley Pooed. Bouncy And B...