The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2898: Reverse Pumba

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

Hispanic Heritage Munch. Sloppy McSlopperpants. Reverse Pumba. The Mexicali Tray Of Death. Wackado expensive. Cirque du Soleil on Absinthe. Mexican Ad...

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TMS 2897: Grindr Mishap

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

They all sound like Dave Matthews. And the sausage tastes like wood. Permanent Blast. Four Shit Shakes. KPop Demon Ramen Slurpers. What the fert is 6-...

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TMS 2896: Donkey Sean

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

WAKE UP! SEPTEMBER'S ENDED! In Soviet Russia, Word Thanks YOU! Warm Sounding Wood. The Great Kimining. Rock Puzzles Scissors. Mercy Buckets. Domo Obri...

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TMS 2894: Sean Spoiler

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

Red On Air Dog. Scotty Potty Pudding And Pie, Bumps the Girls and Makes Them Cry. A Duet About Ugliness. Chuck-a-lucks in my Thin Mints. A Fighty Litt...

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TMS 2892: Hooked on a Pretzel

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

We got trolled by SEEEEEEB! Fred in Zaire has the Diaherear! Don't Chew, Just Suck. Dunaway can't handle the tooth. Heavenly Scouts. Brian's Hot Balls...

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TMS 2891: Something Methy

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

Oh what a feeling, a mouse in the ceiling. Helpful hardware person. Cheating stoners. Thickened Beverage Plant. How Many Flushes. Why Do We Have a Min...

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TMS 2890: The Crapture

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

How To Moisten Cat Hair. They'll be, maybe, probably fine, with Stephen. It's A Good Dumb. Sorry, Boggle! I Don't Want Cottage Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees...

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TMS 2889: Braising Gravy

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

Kitty Lizard. I Do Like Big Eyeball Sheeeeeeeeep. VAT crap. Jaunty German. THERE ARE THREE BUNALS! Raising Gravy. Nurse C with the Hep B got the D! Wh...

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TMS 2887: Bacterial Slurry

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

Calc Dooku. Square Day. I don't like Bacterial Slurreeeeeeeee! Fart Blood On A White Wall. Divatude. Sundance Sundown. Word To Your Mother. Doku Doku...

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TMS 2886: Clashic Massup

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

Double Fisting Corn Dogs. New Week, Who Dis? DSMR. I don't like EMPeeeeeeees! Boar cobra bread badger. Fancy glasses card deck. They Earned The D. Mai...

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TMS 2884: Eating Pennies

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

I Don't Like Your Efficiencieeeeeeeeeees! The K Hoss. Hover Over the Sheets. A quick IN n Out with Kim. Pull off your pants and rub some dirt in it. B...

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TMS 2883: Hole Milk

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

Blueberry Bacon. Yo soy Groot! Is it too early for 18000 waters? Did you ever lose your favorite Sean Connery quote? Solving the Wendy Malik Mystery....

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TMS 2878: California Sober

Episode Date: August 28, 2025

Pooperware. I have a title. It's a title. Doing accidental math. Dirty Sanchez Productions. Dickhouse? Dickhouse! Beethoven's unfinished Vader's March...

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TMS 2877: Nerbidy Tobidics

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

Mike Hunt's Pizza. You won't notice the chunking! Pulling A 48 Hour Johnson. Cashin' my Johnny Paycheck. AND YOU CAN'T READ RICE!!!! Tony Conan Doyle....

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TMS 2874: Errant alligator

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

Say Pie to your Mother for me. No Gagging On Air. Wilhelm Ow! Sweet Bird of Tooth. The wet blanket of authority. Scott Hit The Sleep Corner. My Nuts!...

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TMS 2873: Bloody Margarita

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

Gotye - a band I used to know! You'll get NO Parsecs, NO Jiggly Watts, and NO LT. WARP! Da Tadpool Do what Da Tadpool Do. I Like Fresh Coffee BEEEEEEE...