The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2759: Guacodile

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

Pull yourself up by your butt strep. Butt Whooping Cough. Shnerkel Shnerkel Duffel Bag. Gonorrhoea Yet? When there are no Weirdos at the Gym. YOU ARE...

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TMS 2757: Moist Fitness

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

Wickless Wonder. Traffic Avalanche. Stair Condom. Like a Thousand Dead Fish. The Jordache Maneuver. Fig Newton of the morning. Moist Hoist. Take Take...

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TMS 2756: Resting Stern Face

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

Maximize my Craps. Laser tagging in the basement. Aiming for german sounding things. Emotional support tablet. Cutthroat Left, Right, and Center. The...

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TMS 2755: Mariguano

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

Ctrl Alt Del Taco. Clark Kettle. It's the Coke End. Get these mother effing hamsters off this mother effing plane! Holy Dank Weed, Batman! Jost Kiddin...

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TMS 2754: Full-Sized Dentist

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

That Guy on Temu Lied. I Don't Like AARPeeeeeeeeee. A Jug of The Ocean. Clare is stiff and working. Hardcore carded. Flaccid bacon. Pre-chewed senior...

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TMS 2752: Maple's Big Jugs

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

There are Lies, Damned Lies and TMS. Rocky Road Candy on LSD. Loaf of diabeetus. Thicker is Better. Cereal and Pee with Dunaway. CAN deed FRUIT. Time...

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TMS 2751: AT&T Walker

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

Internal Poopage. Ask Your Doctor if Frogpants is Right For You. Podcasters do it in padded rooms. What Do You Have That Shrinks? Raw Ass Man Hand. Pl...

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TMS 2750: Are Pancakes Bread?

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

You can't re-kill Betty White. Quadrapussy. Casino Royale with Cheese. The Kids With Their Skibiti Bullshit. Captain Mortality. Healthy mix of the ric...

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TMS 2749: Vocal Deep Fry

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

Rub it by Proxy. Laser Shits on the Plane. The weird end of the stick. (s) Oops, it hit me again. Going Home With Polio. Kia Dark Soul. Ok, now make a...

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TMS 2747: Suddenly Robocop

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

Dune: Slow Methodic Brainfart. Back to the Marvel Future. Cheerios Phenomenon. Vodka Holes. The Avengers and Robocop Save the Clocktower. Boston Creme...

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TMS 2746: A little Weezery

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

I Don't Like Smelling Kimchiiiiiiii. Welcome to Jupiter, would you like a slurpee? Stay in your circle Booby Nun. Lake Inferior. Edging the board with...

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TMS 2745: The Rowing Stoines

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

Putting the Stress in Seamstress. Yacht Rock Doc. Drinkable Mayo. Ass-tone phone. Little Bit of the Ol' Nipple. Peeing in the King's Kimchi. You Dumb...

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TMS 2744: Bullet Intolerant

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Hash Tag Sleigh. Just give me a minute to be bitter! Leave the frog, take the cannoli. Do turkeys lay eggs because I like really wanted to know? We ne...

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TMS 2743: Goat Goat Car

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

Flowers for Algebra. Make Turkey Gravy Again. Charcuterie Charade. Save Me the Turkey Butthole! Dillweed and Dunaway. Buzzing In My Special Place. Par...

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TMS 2742: Show and Yell

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

Barehand Turkey Ripper. You Want Disgusting? Here, Hold My Pizza Wine. Stuck Between Thomas And Nancy. Musty Ibbott. There Were TWO CHUCKS. You Lost M...

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TMS 2741: Junk Jigglers

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

Ariana Nacho Grande. Throw another emu on the barbie. Topless pen yelling. Wicked, the mini series. Nickleodeon acting. Whatever Throats Your Coat. Be...

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TMS 2740: Bananamaniacs

Episode Date: November 20, 2024

International Banana. Attack of the Killer Coconuts. Little shark nibbles with Brian Dunaway. Claim your turkey. Meat Related Meal. Kim makes military...