The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2583: Burner Herzog

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

Dr. Kneetothecrotch, DDS. Medically Required Naked Kitchen Dancing. We Be Parker. Bathroom Is No Longer the Library. Kum 'n' Go is now Giz 'n' Whiz. I...

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TMS 2582: Moist Points

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

Pacino Panini. Pasta Decaprio. You're A Fine Grit Mr Ibbott. A buck a teet, cant be beat. You get NO Michelin Stars, NO Scorsese and NO Lieutenant Yar...

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TMS 2581: Scuntry

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

The Carter Johnson exotic zoo. 6 dudes in a chapel doing Halo. Choose the Middle You Like. First come, first seat. Squirt Eyes Outta Your Brain. Screa...

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TMS 2580: PonBon

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

In Space, Hootie Can't Hear Scott. Jessica Cheese Stain. Snow-crab is for Losers. Ruby Rod Slippin into your Capsole. $2.29 Steak Buffet. Underworld:...

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TMS 2579: Industrial Rapping

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

I said Alaska, but I didn't mean it. Butt Dial Included A Butt. A Shower and Dayquil. For Those About To Commute, We Salute You. Integumentary, my Dea...

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TMS 2577: David Cop A Feel

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

Poetry of the Poultry. Self cooking chicken. Vent Your Engines. 80% Ibbott. The Puberty Angle. Living in a Damn Onion. Report Deaths for Tax Incentive...

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TMS 2572: Rooster McCogburn

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

Oswald Copperpot. Big Lady Leg Drinks. I'm a Log Worker and That's Okay. Danger-Boy Nipples. Bad at the Wife Stuff. Sand in his crack with Dunaway. Dr...

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TMS 2571: The War on Dougs

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

Pencil Head Ibbott. Digging the Dougs. Congratulations You're Jewish! Ya boo, it's whatcha do. Vermin Herzog. Wet helicopter blades. Dig Dug Jones. Ta...

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TMS 2570: Holiday Nog

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

Blue Crotch! Brought to you by Vicks. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen ex-wife. moisten your reed. Getting drilled with an eggplant. Oopma Loom...

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TMS 2569: Artistic Nudity

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

Taking Care of the Lymph Balls. Weirdest shortest thing. Sucking on stuff helps. Sea Turd. Brain Fat. B&S railroad. Scooby Doo and the Beatles. En...

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TMS 2568: Podfirming

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

No cavities, have a hot dog. Cutest Superspreader Event. Charge the Dentist a Cancelation Fee. Walmart Christmas Concert. Red On Clare Light. Yes Show...

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TMS 2567: Tomato Blame

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

If you're married - Cut It in Half. Simply Drawing Santa Claus All The Time. All for One or None for All. Please mind the Kid's Gap. Looking at John's...

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TMS 2566: Seat Meat

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

I saw Scotty drawing Santa Claus, streaming on the internet last night. Shit Outta Cards Dot Com. Say Schlitz Slowly. Polygon Scheme. Dear money, I mi...

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TMS 2565: Mister Meat Sticks

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

Dick bosses. The Font of all Malware. Sandpaper Sex Thing. Now With Extra Bit Rot. The Search For Bauhaus! No triangle, no square, and no Lt. Yar! Jam...

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TMS 2564: Mac & No Cheese

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

Phillip Thomas Michael Hall. Put That In Your Chicken And Melt It. Delivering Salt to your Face. Does the carpet match the horn? Burrito Body. I Can't...