The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2563: Suitably Whackadoo

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

Getting 69'd out of Disney Land. Whats-his-bucket, and the other guy. The 5 Things Scott Knows About Sport. A Stocking Filled With Soup. Hitchcock Tum...

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TMS 2562: Discount Shocker

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

Cold Farts & Wet Fish. The Ciserian Calendar. White Controller Confusion. Misty's Flapjacks. Old Furiosa Bookends. Spit-Balloon Kids Stole my Wish...

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TMS 2561: The Squid Ink Games

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

Death Star Technical Support. Left Ball Therapy with Dunaway. How do you Herd Nerfs? Who's the Big Fat Guy and the Skinny Guy? You CAN watch shows wit...

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TMS 2560: Auto-Baton

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

United Colors of Ibboton. Not a Winning Streak more a Winning Hobble. An Experiment In Degenerate Gambling. Not-a-mot-on not nota-mot-on. Bad Guys Can...

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TMS 2559: Liquor Piquor

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

The Cliff Clavin Cinematic Universe. Fetus Team Six. Hey Jude I skinned a Cat. Uterus Diddlefiss. Precious Family Memories and Bedroom Encounters. Whe...

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TMS 2558: BURMP!

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

When you're Smurfing, the whole world Smurfs with you. LetFlix. Midlife Crisis, DDS. Gargamel at the Ready. Dr Douchinferts. Someone else made that ha...

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TMS 2557: Hobo Face Pancakes

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

The Important thing is that You Feel Bad. Scott forces Fury Road on another victim. YOU SUCK! ...Thanks for listening! Miami Vice City. Harrison Ford...

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TMS 2556: All Hail Shlamoopy

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

I Have Spread Disease Before. M'Cack not M'Cock. The Stamps of Attunement. Darren Agnostic. Exiling Squirrels. Soft and Soggy Bags. Weirdo White Man....

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TMS 2555: The Wrong Whopper

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

The B-52 Ladies. There are always two Twix, a master, and an apprentice. (V) I'm fed up with the emma effing Clares on this emma effing Plane. Headwou...

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TMS 2554: Toolbag in Orbit

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

Pope A Mon Go. The Earth, Very Smooth and Convincing. Hate the Impression, not the Impressioner. Throwing hands and flipping pancakes. Groping Earth....

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TMS 2553: The Chicken Zone

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

The Best Hamburgers In The Bidness. Same dog, new home owners. Killing with KIMness. schrodinger's neighbors. Have Fun With The Baby... WE'RE OFF TO D...

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TMS 2552: Prickly Mouth Feel

Episode Date: November 9, 2023

V is for Vomit, that's good enough for me. It's Funny Scott Day On TMS. Opening a Can of Whoop Worms. Today's episode is brought to you by the letters...

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TMS 2550: Too Many Cox

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

The Other Carbonated Meat. The Blues, The Twos and the Jigglypuffs. La Praxima Semana de Los Muertos. Johnny Lookback. Congestive Meat Failure. If I a...

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TMS 2549: Fargo Chipmunks

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

Stay Hebrew National. You Can Do It In A Henley. Don't Trust The Tea in 1773. I Only Get it For the Naked Cats. We can do Zip Shit. Mom's 127 Rib Stor...

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TMS 2548: Snowloween

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

Meat infused buildings. The Scent of a Donut. The Mage Went To College. What's Shia Leboeuf doing these days. You know I don't really care. The artist...

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TMS 2547: Grocery Store Belt

Episode Date: November 1, 2023

Why the Boob Lady? I Don't Like Reeceeeeees Pieceeeeeees. Porshay. You get NO Mule Muffins, NO Bull Semen and NO Lt Yar! It's a bull market on semen....

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TMS 2546: Chewranchula

Episode Date: October 31, 2023

Delicious Kevin Bacon. Kill the Dry Humpers. Rub it on your Snickers. Getting Wiggy With It. OOO Scary Brian! Happy Dollarbabyween! Big Wigs not Big E...

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TMS 2545: Baggie of Soup

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

Do Phones Have OS Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Full sized Johnson candy. Smart TVs are dumb. Up in the night with the meat. Here's Florida Ge...

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TMS 2544: Breed your Blakes

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

TMS Math. Santa's Webinar. Night At The Jamba Juice. Yo Quiero Copyright. Nunchucks. Not Just for chucking Nuns. Blizcasoft. Extra-Curricular Hallowee...