The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2675: 4 Alarm Diaper

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

Is it too early for a piss sandwich? Duodenum, Denim, and Dunaway. Porch Pirate Pooch. Korean Soup. Infinite Leash. Wordle distracted dog walker. Rub...

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TMS 2674: Kinda Hootery

Episode Date: July 11, 2024

Nun in the Bucket. Hootie at Hooters. Mr. Roboto cohost. Weird meat nugget. Poop on Glass. All the Suddens. Snakes Gonna Snake. Bite Twice to Neutrali...

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TMS 2673: Rubbin' Nubbins

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

Anal Funnel Cake. How to train your algorithm. The devil made this table. Space Camel Toe. She Spoke with her Fist. You'll Get No Data, No Chemistry,...

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TMS 2672: OnlyFusedFans

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

You get No Ads, No micro-transactions and NO Lt Yar! Skintro. Can't stiff the Lyft. I've Been Swipped & Swapped. Welcome To Ibbott Cab: Cash, Gras...

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TMS 2671: Hairyola

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

Tina for scale. The Morning Nonsense. Brian Ibbott Fan Expo. Nipple Business. Vegetables of Courage. Thrust and Torque in the pool. Moist Fireworks. H...

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TMS 2670: Puke-a-chu

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

So-de-licious. Hairy Metal with Dunaway. Tomorrow we Celebrate FREEDOM... Freedom from TMS. Rah! Rah! Wrong team! The Cracks in Tina. Well Pat my Chee...

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TMS 2669: Bees Louise

Episode Date: July 2, 2024

Eyeball Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Goth Elvis Impersonator. Hey ChatGPT write me a Rant about whether AI Prompters are Artists. Soaking the nub. For...

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TMS 2666: Yawn Rock

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

Brian Ibbott is back like a vertebrae. Pinata massengill. Tubal Litigation. You shall not password! How Lame is Your Claim. Peeping through the pee ho...

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TMS 2664: The Bleau Veneau

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

Buried in man chest hair. Donald Sutherland wasn't our fault. The Saddest Price. A remote Ibbott. Unzip the Hip. There Are TWO Stripes. Vexilogical Ve...

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TMS 2663: Now Hornet Free!

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

Put up a SARSguard. Small town Dicks. Ask your doctor if Finestra is right for you. Obi-Wan Podsafe. Scott's Twin Desire. People Need the Butt. I don'...

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TMS 2662: Slippery Chicken

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

No TMS tomorrow, it's Juneteenth! Tubi or Not Tubi. My buzzers are in the wrong place. Rimming Everything. Interfenestration. Scott shoots hummus from...

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TMS 2661: Booty McFailface

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

Anniversary of sliding down the chute. do birds sound like dinosaurs, I like really wanted to know. A Faster Way to Lube Your Chain. That's NO Reset H...

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TMS 2660: Kissing Kansas

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

Moist Owlettes. Subaru Juggalo. Spaghetti Midwestern. High Percentage of Wackadoo. Optimus Prime Megatron. This diner is so good you'll bust a gut! Bj...

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TMS 2658: Midnight Duds

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

Brilliant at night, stupid in the morning. I don't like Judgemental BEEEEEEEEES. You'll have no honey, no wax, and NO LT YAR! The only thing to sphere...

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TMS 2657: Newman Gnome

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

Kim's Chi. Chadpool. If He Dies, It's Not Us. Cranking the Nipple. The Heat of the Cool. The Frollo is also cursed. Hey there scooter boy, get off the...

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TMS 2656: Nose Raisins

Episode Date: June 6, 2024

LEAVE BULLWINKLE ALONE! Don't Moose Around. My fancy spider-man shirt. Practice Peter. Looking for the purple banana. Air Chimpanezes. Nilly Wellson....