The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2603: Freehand Freebird

Episode Date: February 21, 2024

I prefer Steely Dan's brother, Aluminumy Jim. wrapped in Mylar. The Sominex half time show. Tramp Stamp in perpetuity. Does my chewing gum lose it's f...

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TMS 2602: Stapies

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

Old Man, you can't stretch out your arm. Fruit Of The Shroom. Stan Lee Cup. Excelsior! Happy Little Vacuum Flask. Inner Sanctum Sanatorium. Whatshisfa...

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TMS 2601: Lady Gaja

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

YOU MIGHT NEED RICE! Dying on the toilet. Amoonia. Frogpants Is Underwater. Scott refills his keyboard fluid. Screw You Garfield. I don't like cat PEE...

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TMS 2600: Fob Dylan

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

I don't like runny Beeeeeeer! Utah Disconnection! Doing hard brain shit. One-Drink Memory Lubrication. You can't eat when you're her. Pregnant Breakfa...

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TMS 2598: Triple Grandpa

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

Imminent Johnson. What Would Carter Do. There Are FOUR H. Hey Hey I'm The Monkey. It's Just a Feather Wound! Sydney Swingy. Canadian Cocaine Cards. Ba...

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TMS 2597: Royal Alchemist

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

The Hands Don't Scan. How about a Buoy. Push My Cans Really Hard. Favorite German Girl Band - Die Lollipops. You Get No Line Buzz, No Mice in the Atti...

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TMS 2596: First Time Cholera

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

On Wednesdays we Wear Burgundy. Occam's Epilady. Stiff Live Babies. Self-Identified Sluttage. The Fake Baby was a Chicken. Consider Yourself Regarded....

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TMS 2595: Recreational CPAP

Episode Date: February 6, 2024

Unforeskinned Circumcisions. Not a hole you want to get sand into. I did my Googlest! TMS: The Monday Show... On Tuesday! I love fresh Peeeeeeeas! Wid...

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TMS 2593: Phreakin' Phones

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

Can I get my leg to go? Silent Subliminals. You're Not Wrong, Exactly. Recies Piecies Yo! Year-round Peeps. Edible grass. He Puts the Jelly Beans in t...

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TMS 2592: Burrito Flaps

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

Psychologically Reinforced Cement. Intermediate Wingdings and Squiggles. Whack-A-Doodle Graphics. He likes to do the burgle. Junuary. The Departm...

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TMS 2591: Louder Milk

Episode Date: January 29, 2024

Nightmare Diapers. Parasitic Foreplay. No buckets of popcorn, no KTdata and no Lt. Yar! It's the Story.. Of a Pope named Gregory.. Warren Peas. Brian,...

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TMS 2590: Inaugural Dump

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

An Inaugural Dump is the number one number two. Maybe he's born with it, maybe its splinters. This knife cuts thru butter like onions. Pinky and the B...

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TMS 2589: Spider-Scents

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

The nuts come later. Telepathetic. Slice of the Mundane. Psychosomatic Donut. The Butt Fire. The Thriller Hole. Is there any red port wine left? There...

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TMS 2588: Goldman Sucks

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

Before The South Parkening. Look! There's one of the lesser Hemsworths! Perfectly stuck landing award. Venus d' Groot. adding with Wolves. Simon &...

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TMS 2585: Rhesus Species

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

Lemonade-Based Hearing Loss. Scurvy Simplex 1. The Bag of Freezage. Thanks for the cup of diabetes. I don't like Monkey Herpeeeeees! I bought $20 of i...

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TMS 2584: Blepharitis!

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

Isn't There a Lobster Called Sebastian the Crab? Chairs for dogs that sneak around. Crusty snow stole my glove. Huffing and Puffing. Can Michael Cera...