A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
393 episodes transcribedSusej, I choose you! Send us a voicemail! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twit...
A big yellow star took my business away. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www...
Xandy is streaming again! We'll see how long that lasts... Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https:...
Do you remember your first polycarbonate hardside spinner luggage? Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy...
How else am I supposed to watch you poop?? Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://w...
happy wonderwall!!!!! bapp. We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beacht...
Happy Holidays! We hope this episode isn't the highlight of your occasion. We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Ad-free listening and full...
Please be wary if you have an angel yard inflatable. Xandy is on the prowl. We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Ad-free listening and ful...
Hopefully this is the closest we get to a full musical episode. We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Ad-free listening and full video epis...
Who is ready for some five star plowing?! We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patr...
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Find out what candy civil war general George Washington gave to his troops for good luck! Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patr...
You better not give us a one-star review, because we saw you give Arby's a five... Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com...
This week's episode is hosted by Cryptine Schiefear and Alexandirt Bansheefer Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beac...
Apologies in advance if Christine sounds too much like a sarcastic crocodile. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beac...
The scariest thing about a prop should not be the price tag. Listen to Xandy read confessions with Wine & Crime! https://open.spotify.com/episode/32m...
FLATULENCE ALLOWED AND SELECTIVE HEARING ONLY Check out Christine's feature on Baywatchers! https://open.spotify.com/episode/3Tf1cKnDcZV9OLwQPbipfx?s...
It's not even Xandy's birthday today. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite...
Set your reminders to listen to this episode in 2035! Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips o...
