The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2596: First Time Cholera

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

On Wednesdays we Wear Burgundy. Occam's Epilady. Stiff Live Babies. Self-Identified Sluttage. The Fake Baby was a Chicken. Consider Yourself Regarded....

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TMS 2595: Recreational CPAP

Episode Date: February 6, 2024

Unforeskinned Circumcisions. Not a hole you want to get sand into. I did my Googlest! TMS: The Monday Show... On Tuesday! I love fresh Peeeeeeeas! Wid...

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TMS 2593: Phreakin' Phones

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

Can I get my leg to go? Silent Subliminals. You're Not Wrong, Exactly. Recies Piecies Yo! Year-round Peeps. Edible grass. He Puts the Jelly Beans in t...

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TMS 2592: Burrito Flaps

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

Psychologically Reinforced Cement. Intermediate Wingdings and Squiggles. Whack-A-Doodle Graphics. He likes to do the burgle. Junuary. The Departm...

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TMS 2591: Louder Milk

Episode Date: January 29, 2024

Nightmare Diapers. Parasitic Foreplay. No buckets of popcorn, no KTdata and no Lt. Yar! It's the Story.. Of a Pope named Gregory.. Warren Peas. Brian,...

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TMS 2590: Inaugural Dump

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

An Inaugural Dump is the number one number two. Maybe he's born with it, maybe its splinters. This knife cuts thru butter like onions. Pinky and the B...

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TMS 2589: Spider-Scents

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

The nuts come later. Telepathetic. Slice of the Mundane. Psychosomatic Donut. The Butt Fire. The Thriller Hole. Is there any red port wine left? There...

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TMS 2588: Goldman Sucks

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

Before The South Parkening. Look! There's one of the lesser Hemsworths! Perfectly stuck landing award. Venus d' Groot. adding with Wolves. Simon &...

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TMS 2585: Rhesus Species

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

Lemonade-Based Hearing Loss. Scurvy Simplex 1. The Bag of Freezage. Thanks for the cup of diabetes. I don't like Monkey Herpeeeeees! I bought $20 of i...

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TMS 2584: Blepharitis!

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

Isn't There a Lobster Called Sebastian the Crab? Chairs for dogs that sneak around. Crusty snow stole my glove. Huffing and Puffing. Can Michael Cera...

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TMS 2583: Burner Herzog

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

Dr. Kneetothecrotch, DDS. Medically Required Naked Kitchen Dancing. We Be Parker. Bathroom Is No Longer the Library. Kum 'n' Go is now Giz 'n' Whiz. I...

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TMS 2582: Moist Points

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

Pacino Panini. Pasta Decaprio. You're A Fine Grit Mr Ibbott. A buck a teet, cant be beat. You get NO Michelin Stars, NO Scorsese and NO Lieutenant Yar...

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TMS 2581: Scuntry

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

The Carter Johnson exotic zoo. 6 dudes in a chapel doing Halo. Choose the Middle You Like. First come, first seat. Squirt Eyes Outta Your Brain. Screa...

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TMS 2580: PonBon

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

In Space, Hootie Can't Hear Scott. Jessica Cheese Stain. Snow-crab is for Losers. Ruby Rod Slippin into your Capsole. $2.29 Steak Buffet. Underworld:...

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TMS 2579: Industrial Rapping

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

I said Alaska, but I didn't mean it. Butt Dial Included A Butt. A Shower and Dayquil. For Those About To Commute, We Salute You. Integumentary, my Dea...

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TMS 2577: David Cop A Feel

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

Poetry of the Poultry. Self cooking chicken. Vent Your Engines. 80% Ibbott. The Puberty Angle. Living in a Damn Onion. Report Deaths for Tax Incentive...