Judge John Hodgman

John Hodgman's Today in the Past podcast is now The Judge John Hodgman Podcast. Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge. If you'd like John Hodgman to solve your pressing issue, simply email it, along with your phone number, to hodgman@maximumfun.org. THAT IS ALL.

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Comedy

Justice is Blinds

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

Alex and his wife, Kim, recently bought a house in Maine. Kim wants to install blinds in the windows. Alex is opposed. He loves waking up to the sunli...

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Mayo it Please the Court

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

Brandon says that sauce is one of his major food groups. His wife, Jacqueline says the sauces take up too much fridge space! She wants to put away gro...

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Breeches of Contract

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

Mike wears the same cargo pants every day! He says one pair is all he needs. Gabby disagrees! She believes a person needs at least 2 pairs of pants. I...

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4K No Los Dos

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

Andrew loves his large television but Rachel hates it. She begged him to leave the behemoth behind before moving in together. However it’s now the mai...

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Objection D'Art

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

David is an art history professor. For the last year, he has been researching an early 20th-century American impressionist named Agnes Millen Richmond...

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Shelf Incrimination

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

Hayley can’t wait to move in with Natasha this summer. But Hayley wants to limit how many books Natasha can bring to their new place. Specifically, Ha...

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Baby Grand Jury

Episode Date: April 23, 2025

Lauren loved playing the piano as a child and regrets quitting. She wants to get a piano and start playing again. But John says pianos are too big and...

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Bouilla-biased

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

Daryl loves soup! But her husband, Adam, hates it. Daryl has stopped making soup at home and misses it. Adam says that he wants her to stop talking ab...

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Time and Rubbishment

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

The trash pickup schedule in Nick and Michele’s neighborhood is confusing. No one knows when to bring their bins out! Nick wants to put an automated d...