Judge John Hodgman

John Hodgman's Today in the Past podcast is now The Judge John Hodgman Podcast. Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge. If you'd like John Hodgman to solve your pressing issue, simply email it, along with your phone number, to hodgman@maximumfun.org. THAT IS ALL.

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Comedy

Objection D'Art

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

David is an art history professor. For the last year, he has been researching an early 20th-century American impressionist named Agnes Millen Richmond...

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Shelf Incrimination

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

Hayley can’t wait to move in with Natasha this summer. But Hayley wants to limit how many books Natasha can bring to their new place. Specifically, Ha...

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Baby Grand Jury

Episode Date: April 23, 2025

Lauren loved playing the piano as a child and regrets quitting. She wants to get a piano and start playing again. But John says pianos are too big and...

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Bouilla-biased

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

Daryl loves soup! But her husband, Adam, hates it. Daryl has stopped making soup at home and misses it. Adam says that he wants her to stop talking ab...

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Time and Rubbishment

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

The trash pickup schedule in Nick and Michele’s neighborhood is confusing. No one knows when to bring their bins out! Nick wants to put an automated d...

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Statute of Imitations

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

Gaela and Cesca are identical twins. Gaela wants to pull some classic twin-switch pranks but Cesca thinks these types of pranks are hack! What does Ju...

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Small Claymations Court

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

Brian brings the case against his wife Cheri and their daughter Lauren. The family has a long-running joke where they declare who is the Gumby. That’s...

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Juvenile Court is Back!

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

Juvenile Court is back in session with our Expert Juvenile, Scarlett Thorn! We hear cases from kids on playing video games with their podcaster dad, m...

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Facetime Served

Episode Date: March 5, 2025

Liam and Maya are long distance lovers. But Maya struggles with phone addiction. She installed a program to limit her screen time. But this bums Liam...

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Gulpable Negligence

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

Carson has a stash of reusable water bottles next to his side of the bed. Each of them has water inside. But, Carson isn’t drinking the water! Alana w...

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Barking and Entering

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

David leaves the door open when he lets out his husky. David's roommate, Logan, says the heat kicks on, and his room becomes a sauna! Logan believes h...

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Cease and Toxoplasmosist

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

Should Eli continue to feed feral cats in her yard? Her partner, Becca, says, "NO!" Becca has pointed out that Eli is also keeping bird feeders in the...