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Episode Date: August 23, 2019“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.” Episode 17, Season 2. With: Alan Burgon, Felix Trench, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Gemm...
The Amelia Project is a secret agency that fakes its clients' deaths, then lets them reappear with a brand new identity! A black comedy full of secrets, twists... and cocoa. The series starts as a succession of interviews with clients who want to fake their deaths, then slowly a larger narrative begins to emerge... Each episode tells its own story, but we recommend starting with Season 1.
130 episodes transcribed“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.” Episode 17, Season 2. With: Alan Burgon, Felix Trench, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Gemm...
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“There's a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.” Episode 15, Season 2. With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Joseph Grimaldi, Beth Crane, James Oliv...
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“Help! The season 2 launch is next week, and I’m not ready! My computer crashed and the producers are complete maniacs! I need to disappear now!” A Be...
“Leave your message after the beep.” Real messages to The Amelia Project. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the...
“If I’m not out of here by Christmas... I’ll be dead.” Episode 13, Season 1, Christmas Special. With: Alan Burgon, Joshua Manning, Julia C. Thorne, G...
“Are you sitting comfortably?” Season 1, Episode 12. With: Alan Burgon, Thomas Middler, Tanja Milojevic, Jen Sugden, Chris Sugden, Erin Kyan, Lee Dav...
"It's all just so wonderful I can't get away!" Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode to Season 1. Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Philip Thorne and Oystein Ul...
“Take the 4:20am from Paddington and bring matches, a compass, carabiner hooks and Maltesers." Episode 11, Season 1 Finale. The Amelia Project is a se...
“I bet you a spring roll they'll be calling us.” Prologue to Episode 11, Season 1. With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne as Alvina. Written by Philip...
“Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.” Season 1, Episode 10. The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its...
“Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!” Prologue to Episode 10, Season 1. With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. D...
“They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.” Season 1, Episode 9. The Amelia Project is a secret age...
“Don't even finish that sentence.” Prologue to Episode 9, Season 1. With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Alan...
"He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the s...
“I'm bleeding!” Prologue to Episode 8, Season 1. With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and...
“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.” Season 1, Episode 7. The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking thei...
"What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!" Prologue to Episode 7, Season 1. With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. Direc...
“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...” Season 1, Episode 6. The Amelia Project is a secret a...