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The Luke and Pete Show
Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Wall Fish Emporium
Episode Date: July 15, 2024In an effort to out-alpha him, Pete's dog Sammy rubbed his empty ball sack on Pete’s head at 3am. Lola got involved too by pissing in the bed. But Don...
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The muse of all muses
Episode Date: July 11, 2024Luke likens Donny to Marlon Brando as Pete declares himself a muse of theatre. Luke then reflects on his amateur theatre days and questions why he was...
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Ocean poop
Episode Date: July 8, 2024Pete ponders what compels a man to solo travel the Pacific Ocean. Meanwhile, Luke discusses his experience on a speed awareness course and says his bi...
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Ball crushing stilettos
Episode Date: July 4, 2024Luke teaches hungover Pete how to impress people with his ability to convert celsius to fahrenheit. Meanwhile, Donny worries about the taxman and Luke...
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Tops off, let's kiss
Episode Date: July 1, 2024Luke admits he finally gets the whole alcohol-free beer thing, while Pete starts a fight club the moment the partner he has access to goes on a girls...
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Orgasmic Hi-Fi
Episode Date: June 27, 2024This week, Luke’s haunted by Mexican maracas and Pete doesn’t think ramming a cow with a police car is a big deal. Elsewhere, Luke brags about his hi-...
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Lamb lung pocket man
Episode Date: June 24, 2024This week, Pete mourns the loss of Maplin Electronics and reminisces about his own retail experiences - a fraudulent, Billy Joel-obsessed boss include...
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Gay communist piss & the caffeine confessionals
Episode Date: June 17, 2024Luke and Pete confront their caffeine addictions before marvelling at the legend of Hammock Grandad. If Pete wants to match Grandad's record, he'd bet...
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Organ Ponzi Scheme
Episode Date: June 13, 2024We’re back with our lab coats on, as the lads attempt to devise new organ transplant procedures for the masses. Drawing ideas from The Human Centipede...
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Dogs and deviants
Episode Date: June 10, 2024From feral MPs to Angela Rayner’s son’s Only Fans, we’re talking UK politicians! It then turns into a discussion on why Donald Trump and his running m...
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Sewage Ghostbusters
Episode Date: June 6, 2024This week, the lads decide that the best secret superpower would be a weak sense of smell. They then discuss the increasing price of candles...
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Grey w*nk pants
Episode Date: June 3, 2024This week, Luke and Pete kick starts your Monday with a deep dive into UK politics. Discussing everything from the duality of John Prescott, MP Lee An...
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Gangster Barack Obama
Episode Date: May 30, 2024This week, Pete is certain that Pizza Hut is the home of good pizza - Luke strongly disagrees - which leads to a discussion about the etiquette of dis...
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Kangaroo Boy
Episode Date: May 27, 2024Pete is talking about Ian Wright's ankle, again, and Luke tells Donny about the new show his mum is obsessed with.Plus, we have serious questions. Doe...
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Gay Porno Look
Episode Date: May 23, 2024Luke tells us how he rocked his signature jorts back in the day while Pete realises that he may be approaching a midlife crisis if he continues to go...
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Yellow piss water
Episode Date: May 20, 2024This week, Luke argues about the science of terminal velocity after seeing a hairbrush fall from a sky-drop ride, while Pete wonders why women carry t...
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Steak Gate
Episode Date: May 16, 2024Pete tells us about the highlight of his Cornwall holiday - his microwave steaks - but Luke's sure that if he served it to Jeremy Clarkson he'd be a g...
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Best Bigga juice drinking years
Episode Date: May 13, 2024Luke think Pete treats his stomach like an abusive parent after he sees him eating Chinese in the office at 9am. Pete's upset no one likes Bigga Juice...