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The Luke and Pete Show
Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Banana spider graveyard
Episode Date: August 12, 2024Pete eyes a new job as a CNBC reporter as he dives into the bizarre story of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s bear carcass incident… Meanwhile Luke confesses h...
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Fake mechanics and court cosplay
Episode Date: August 8, 2024Lukey considers a change in employment, and could you style out a week in a public-facing role, covered in lovely engine oil?Email: hello@lukeand...
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Spunky summer
Episode Date: August 5, 2024Pete’s yearning for some salt liquorice Spunk but Luke can’t jump onboard. Elsewhere, Luke questions if Donny has what it takes to become a taxi man a...
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Testicals and toenails
Episode Date: August 1, 2024Donny wonders how long it would take to realise your ball sack was hanging out of your hot pants. Meanwhile, Luke tells the cautionary tale of pressur...
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Euro train porno
Episode Date: July 29, 2024Luke declares his love for Mongolian throat singing as they discuss the weird but wonderful Nordic folk band, Heilung. Elsewhere, Pete is certain that...
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What a time!
Episode Date: July 25, 2024Is laughing the most effective way to disarm one of the world’s biggest threats to democracy? The lads dive into American history, from the assassinat...
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Imodium diaries
Episode Date: July 22, 2024Luke’s crowned himself a born hustler after his recent forays into the world of Facebook Marketplace. Elsewhere, Pete tells us how his nan stole Churc...
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Wall Fish Emporium
Episode Date: July 15, 2024In an effort to out-alpha him, Pete's dog Sammy rubbed his empty ball sack on Pete’s head at 3am. Lola got involved too by pissing in the bed. But Don...
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The muse of all muses
Episode Date: July 11, 2024Luke likens Donny to Marlon Brando as Pete declares himself a muse of theatre. Luke then reflects on his amateur theatre days and questions why he was...
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Ocean poop
Episode Date: July 8, 2024Pete ponders what compels a man to solo travel the Pacific Ocean. Meanwhile, Luke discusses his experience on a speed awareness course and says his bi...
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Ball crushing stilettos
Episode Date: July 4, 2024Luke teaches hungover Pete how to impress people with his ability to convert celsius to fahrenheit. Meanwhile, Donny worries about the taxman and Luke...
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Tops off, let's kiss
Episode Date: July 1, 2024Luke admits he finally gets the whole alcohol-free beer thing, while Pete starts a fight club the moment the partner he has access to goes on a girls...
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Orgasmic Hi-Fi
Episode Date: June 27, 2024This week, Luke’s haunted by Mexican maracas and Pete doesn’t think ramming a cow with a police car is a big deal. Elsewhere, Luke brags about his hi-...
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Lamb lung pocket man
Episode Date: June 24, 2024This week, Pete mourns the loss of Maplin Electronics and reminisces about his own retail experiences - a fraudulent, Billy Joel-obsessed boss include...
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Gay communist piss & the caffeine confessionals
Episode Date: June 17, 2024Luke and Pete confront their caffeine addictions before marvelling at the legend of Hammock Grandad. If Pete wants to match Grandad's record, he'd bet...
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Organ Ponzi Scheme
Episode Date: June 13, 2024We’re back with our lab coats on, as the lads attempt to devise new organ transplant procedures for the masses. Drawing ideas from The Human Centipede...