The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
847 episodes transcribedYou'll have NO Pet Sounds, NO SGT Peppers and NO LT YAR. Green Food Ring Machine. Rating Casios by Smell. Chicago et Cetera. hot white people burrito....
Single Syllable Suck It. Late Spaghetti Dreams. Star Trek is My 19th Favorite Star Wars. What the F(ood Tr)uck. Slappin' the Bantha Meat. I Don't Like...
Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing...
It's Neither A Circus, Nor A Peanut, Discuss. Seahorse by Etsy. Dead Man Guacing. Not quite Hawaiian shirt healthy. Grant Theft Fruit: Santa Barbara....
Southern Takeover With Amy. He Lives on a Farm and Rakes Grass. They All Die in the End, Eventually. Tolerating the Other Carolina. Lobster Diver havi...
Follow Penis Man, Like and Circumcise. Naked Men are Problematic. Phones Have Cameras Now. Scott Drives Kim to Puke. Didja Ever Lose Your Taters? Focu...
Yakity Yak Don't Crap Back. The Nips in our Stars. 2026 All Barfing All The Time. Lucy in the Sky with Sideboob. Nailing Goldblum's Body. Bohemiam Ram...
I need time off for Chode Maintenance. Do Payphones Have Change Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Taste The Rainbow, puke The Rainbow. Woah, black...
That's not Marvel, It's Canadian. Our Very Own Little Hammond. Giraffes In Space!! The Strawberries Taste Like Vomit and the Chicken Tastes Like Wood....
Mansplaining Boob Sweat. Money for Nothing and the Super Chix for free. A Cubic Mass of Giraffes. Windmills are BS. Beefy Boob Unit. STOP! Escher Time...
Plenty of Cocks with Amy. Bad UTAH Connection. I don't like whizzy cheeeeeeeese. Eat it on a Flip Flop, in the Clip Clop. Baby's do well in car accide...
He Was Only A Sub Dentist. I don't like pulling teeeeeeth? Mavis Beacon Teaches Golf. Lower High School Poopy. Super Soldier Butt Plug. Can I Pop In H...
The Audience Is Naked. Twirly Fish Sandwiches. Super Long-Haired Sausage Dogs. Keep on CPappin'. Orlando, we have a problem! Dinosaurs from the Dinosa...
Done with a Marvel. Here we go a-floundering. Why Isn't He Called He-Hulk? Going down a monkey hole. Talking a Stand. Marv Stone, action journalist. F...
Too Sexy For My Doctor. Smokin' the Clover. Didja Ever Lose Your Skarsgard? That's How Boobies Work. Et Tu Kaiser Permanente? Roll Over, Roll Over, Gr...
I don't like milkshake peeeeeeeeee. Scott ordered 5 guys and enjoyed every second of it! Urine for a great shake. A Pot in Every Chicken. A Whack is T...
You're Supposed To Suck It. It's Morbin' Time! A Loud and Thunderous F-Bomb. KKK Regional Manager. Less White than Grandpa. Catch your own crabs. Kick...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Buick? For the Love of Metallica. I don't like dryer cheeeeeeeese!! I name all my Colons: Powell...
Round Up the Fruit-Haters! Don't Disparage Those Frosted Tips. Never mix your fruit beer. I hAtE tHe TiNA vOIce!! No Gummies... Brought to Utah... By...
Enjoying the Bean. OnlyFans Bag Tier? Highly Cultured Yogurt Dreams. Did you Spell Wyusa O. R. G. Y.? What If It's A Butthole? Murder She Wrote and Co...
