Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Toni on Trial

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

I'm on trial - and so are group phonecalls. Bloody love ya! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Face...

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Monster Mail Mixup

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

Confessions and Mail. MAIL I REALLY WASN'T EXPECTING!!! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook...

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Putting the ORAL in Moral

Episode Date: March 31, 2024

WE'VE GOT A MORAL QUESTION!!!! And Ryan.... probably should have run this past us before it happened. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...

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Fish and Gems

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

Normal or Nah and outfit chat for Monday! No episode tomorrow also, have a beautiful weekend! Love ya!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRy...

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Charcuterie Board of Hobbies

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

Pilates chat and old school chivalry from Ryan's wife. Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Gr...

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Hellboy Horn Dog

Episode Date: March 25, 2024

We have two WONDERFUL confessions today - genuinely fab. Love ya xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Face...

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Toni is a prodigy

Episode Date: March 24, 2024

Finally someone is acknowledging that I'm a genius. FINALLY. Love ya! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join...

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Sugar TARPer

Episode Date: March 21, 2024

WARNING: A LOT OF MEDICAL CHAT IN TODAY'S EP! BBLs (not the cricket tho) and tips. Love ya! xo [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL...

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Whose LION is it anyway?

Episode Date: March 20, 2024

80's movies, lions and Michael Douglas... okay! Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group!...

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Limping on a Birkenstock

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

A trip to the emergency room and keeping you up at night. Love ya xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebo...

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Big Lunch is a Scam

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

Confessions, and Ryan just really wants a WHAT???? Love you!!! xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Faceb...

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Is Toni Calm In A Crisis?

Episode Date: March 17, 2024

What did you think you'd have to be VERY prepared for as an adult when you were a kid? PLUS a verrrrry helpful Toni. Love ya!!! xoCheck out our Patreo...

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Ryan vs Technology 5.0

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

Ryan's tech dramas version 9370397409640. Lol. TOO MANY MOUSES. And YES it's MOUSES. Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and m...

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Raise The Ruth

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

A marathon runner gets into some trouble, and so do we. Love you!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebo...

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Toni is a Bottom

Episode Date: March 10, 2024

Aussie translations and nappy competitions. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find...

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Ryan's Threesome

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

Awkward stuff that maybe shouldn't be awkward - and my new glasses. Love ya!!!! xxx [USED TO BE VIDEO EPISODE BUT NOT ANYMORE LOL TECHNICAL CHAT] Host...

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The Girl That's NOT In Veep

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

MANY MANY tangents - and we've ALWAYS said that. Love ya!!! SO MUCH!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Face...