Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Comedy

The Sexiest Text Ever Sent

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Wontoni Soup - Texting confession - Australia's Golden Couple - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon....

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Comedy

THE GOLDEN TICKET TARPer

Episode Date: October 12, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Year of winning - 2026 CALENDAR AND GOLDEN TICKET TARPer - HOT TAKE TONI - love ya!!!!!Become a Champion TARP...

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Falling At A Funeral

Episode Date: October 5, 2025

Acast: [VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] TARPers v stairs - HOT TAKE TONI - Michael Jordan's pool - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreo...

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A Strawberry Scandal

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] NORMAL or NAH fruit edition - Strawberry scandal - House next door - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pat...

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Why Being LATE Is Better

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Not New Segment About New News - Is that Michael Caine? - 4 degress of seperation - love ya!!!!!Toni's YLTSI...

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Hasta la vista loser

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] InvenTARPer stories - Terminator for losers - TONI'S NEW GAME - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon....

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Lazy, Crazy or Genius?

Episode Date: September 28, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Ryan's a liar - Laziest thing you've done - HOT TAKE TONI sport edition- love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at...

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Comedy

🌽 Hardcore Corn 🌽

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Normal or Nah - Surprise corn - Backing your best friends - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

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The Day I Lost My P€ni$

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Grandma's Secret Affair - Maria's magnet mission - Stick reviews - love ya!!!!!LINK TO MAGNET FORM - https://...

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Poo money, poo problems

Episode Date: September 14, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Most expensive shit - Hot take Ryan - Hot take Toni - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Tonian...

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Ryan Celine Dion Jon Dunn

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Normal or nah - Celine Ryan Dion / Ryan Jon Dion - Charles v Taubs - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pat...

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What to do when you're sick

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Milk mythbusters - Old school d*ck pics - Toni the enabler - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com...