Toni and Ryan

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Toni Has Broken Her Foot

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Sympathy Limerick - "Had a Fall" - Target Bag of Ice - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/...

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Toni At The Skatepark

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] NORMAL OR NAH - Drink Bottles In The Bathroom - Airport announcements - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at...

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Hard Snake On A Plane

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Canadian's are the nicest people in the world - Accidently Stealing A Car - Horny movie - love ya!!!!!Check o...

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LIVE from our Boat Party!!!

Episode Date: August 10, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] HAAAAPPPPYYYYYYYYY FOURTH BIRTHDAY TO US!!!!! love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, a...

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Sneaky Sexy Single Mum

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Hot Highschool Reunion - Capt Toni might get arrested - Detective Dunn / in the bathroom - love ya!!!!!Check...

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Accidentally Naked

Episode Date: August 3, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Accidentally Naked - Birthday Coincidence Chat - You've been scorched - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at...

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Spider in the Studio

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Thrive-through worldwide - CLUE 1 !!!! - Comfort boners - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/To...

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Banned from Babysitting

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Do YOU give a f*ck about this? - Setting the table - Aunt Totti at your service - love ya!!!!!Check out our P...

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Who's The Toughest TARPer?

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Toughest TARPer - BIG ANNOUNCEMENT - Online shopping diasterrrrr - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patre...

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Kissing a Celebrity

Episode Date: July 27, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE]Matcha Latte - HOT TAKE TONI REVEAL- Christmas Ham - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandR...

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Ryan Hates an Aussie Classic

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Normal or Nah - Toni lodge school of finance - Health investments - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patr...

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5 Ways To Be Cool

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] The science of coolness - Just fucking write it down - Accidental I love you - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patr...

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Do You Have a Sex Map?

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Do You Have Sex Map? - Toni's First CWA Meet Up - Two Dumb Bitches - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at pat...

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Crime In A Toyota Yaris

Episode Date: July 20, 2025

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Fucked car stories - Toni's been to spotlight - Gold Coast / Gospel / Chapter - love ya!!!!!Check out our Pat...