A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
358 episodes transcribedGather round as we try to figure out the true meaning behind Mensch on the Bench. Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@...
Want to join the sisterhood of the traveling poopy pants? Listen to the episode to find out how! Check out our Instagram for holiday pine cone ideas:...
Ding dong! Check out our Instagram to see how our Christmas Tree shopping went: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merc...
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Enjoy this game show style episode that has all the brown fixins you can ask for! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftb...
This week, Xandy talks about his biggest shame while Christine judges as if she's never catfished anyone before... Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stu...
Go see pics of Xandy at The Transit Museum: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/coll...
Please give us some chili peppers, it'd make us so happie! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach...
If you look up in the night sky, you just may see the siblings Schiefer flying by. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dft...
Between talks of foreplay and vacuums, this episode really sucks. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-w...
Lovely Clown Xandy coming to a party near you! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-w...
Christine is one step closer to her final form: White Mist. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beac...
Christine finally admits she wouldn't fly to Maine to teach a child about the birds and the bees. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: ht...
While Xandy was busy browsing our subreddit, Christine went down a rabbit hole of misery. Enjoy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: htt...
Don't forget to wear goggles if you approach Xandy in public! Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet S...
Someone PLEASE erect a statue of Xandy... Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-...
We apologize for the bummer parade we're about to take you on... Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections...
This week we learn that Christine and Xandy should never be in a cockpit together. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dft...
You've been asking for it, and it's here! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-...
The devil smiles as another bonus episode is released. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support...
