If I Were You

Tune in every Monday to If I Were You as Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations and they’ll find the solution: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com.

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419: Stinky Penis

Episode Date: January 27, 2020

In this episode we discuss terrible Tinder messages and the new slate of Headgum podcasts! And then we name a baby, of course. For more IF I WERE YOU...

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418: Addiction

Episode Date: January 20, 2020

In this episode we discuss baby names, Foo Fighters, and how Jake's new diet is going.Fore more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus T...

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417: Hostel Love

Episode Date: January 13, 2020

In this episode we discuss wedding speeches, popping videos, and the perfect text.For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA.See omny.fm/list...

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416: Foot For Thought

Episode Date: January 7, 2020

In this episode we discuss Jake's surgery, Amir's new Twitter handle, and of course... poetry.For more IF I WERE YOU, you can watch over 25 bonus vide...

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415: Hosting and Ghosting

Episode Date: December 30, 2019

In this episode we discuss our new years resolutions, Jake's foot surgery, and the ideal texting rate.For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com...

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414: Amir on NADDPod

Episode Date: December 23, 2019

Special Holiday episode this week -- it's Amir's debut on Jake's Dungeons and Dragons podcast. And no, you don't have to know anything about Dungeons...

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413: Christmas Tree

Episode Date: December 16, 2019

In this episode we discuss holiday drama, grooming tips, and the going rate for a 6 foot Douglas Fir.Listen to Amir's episode on Punch Up The Jam.For...

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412: Pissing in a Sink

Episode Date: December 9, 2019

In this episode we discuss the pros and cons of bath-houses as a means of relaxation, the trials and tribulations of growing your hair out, and lastly...

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411: Sick Lightning Round

Episode Date: December 3, 2019

In this episode, we may have the common cold, but we answer as many questions as we can about our style, our burps, and our fourth favorite ice cream...

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410: Airdrop Flirting

Episode Date: November 25, 2019

In this episode we discuss commitment issues, flirting on a subway, and office Crocs. For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus video Thursday episodes o...

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408: Cool Scar

Episode Date: November 11, 2019

In this episode we discuss gym crushes, flu shots, and the fastest growing cities in America.For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for b...

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407: The Best Coffee

Episode Date: November 4, 2019

In this episode we discuss flat whites, bathroom locks, and why breaking up is easy to do.For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for week...

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406: Better Late Than Never

Episode Date: October 30, 2019

In this special tardy edition of our show, we discuss where we've traveled, and why Jake almost couldn't make it there. Then we tackle a few Halloween...

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403: Ass Shot

Episode Date: October 7, 2019

In this episode we discuss physical therapy, Succession, and Jake's goddaughter.For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon for bonus Thursday video...

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402: Duck Butter

Episode Date: September 30, 2019

In this episode we discuss superheroes, our favorite smells, and whether or not we would be a toilet.For more IF I WERE YOU, check out bonus Thursday...

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401: The Godfather

Episode Date: September 23, 2019

In this episode we discuss flirtatious dads and depressed teens. We also debut a new potential segment!For more advice, check out our Patreon for bonu...

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400: Memory Lane

Episode Date: September 16, 2019

In our 400th EPISODE we reminisce about our origin story and brainstorm future segments. Thanks to everybody who's listened to at least 350 of these!...