Judge John Hodgman
699 episodes transcribedThe French Correction
Episode Date: May 15, 2014Two Quebecers quarrel: should they speak English or French when they're out and about in their hometown of Montreal? With expert witness Jonathan Gold...
The Waiting Game
Episode Date: May 8, 2014Mollie says that her husband Geoff spends way too much time on his turns during board games, plotting the perfect move to crush his opponents. Should...
Tipping the Scales of Justice
Episode Date: April 30, 2014Marika says her husband Joe's habit of tipping housekeeping and service workers with coins is rude and contrary to the spirit of the gesture. Joe says...
Honey Don't
Episode Date: April 24, 2014Lani says her husband Alistair insists on doing most of the household chores, and she appreciates his generous spirit. However, she says she's tired o...
Two's Company
Episode Date: April 16, 2014Judged by Guest Judge Jesse Thorn, and bailiffed by Jordan Morris! Margaret files suit against her male housemate and best friend, who's lied to his f...
The Perp Walk
Episode Date: April 9, 2014Lisa says her boyfriend Mitch's jaywalking is irritating and downright dangerous. Mitch says it's a useful skill, to be honed and used when appropriat...
Visitation Rights
Episode Date: April 2, 2014A man insists that his best friend abandon his daily routine and small-town life and visit him in the city once in awhile.
God Save the Teen
Episode Date: March 26, 2014Callum is a teenager obsessed with British culture, and wants to go to university abroad. His older brother wants him to reconsider.
Arraigning Cats and Dogs
Episode Date: March 19, 2014A couple clash over getting a pet. She wants a dog, he wants a cat. Who RULES and who DROOLS?
Sic Semper Dramatis
Episode Date: March 12, 2014Will wants his brother Andrew to stop making scenes and acting like a reality TV star in public. NOTE: Some occasional bad language in this episode.
Honk If You Love Justice
Episode Date: February 26, 2014Wes claims his friend Adam is honk-happy.
Science Friction
Episode Date: February 19, 2014Should our defendant give sci-fi a try? This week, with expert witness Jane Espenson (Buffy, Battlestar Galatica, Torchwood, Once Upon a Time)!
A Trial of Two Cities
Episode Date: February 12, 2014Philadelphia and Raleigh face off! Cousins Lara and Christine each claim her city is best. Who is RIGHT? We're joined by expert witness JON WURSTER of...
Command Quit
Episode Date: February 5, 2014Has Quin gone overboard when it comes to playing video games?
Moped Operandi
Episode Date: January 29, 2014Should Amanda live out her Roman Holiday dreams and buy a scooter?
Father Gnaws Beast
Episode Date: January 22, 2014Sisters file suit against their meat-loving dad.
Namer vs. Namer
Episode Date: January 15, 2014Josh brings the case against his wife Jackie. They each kept their respective surnames when they married, and now can't decide on a last name for thei...
The Department of Corrections
Episode Date: January 8, 2014Tom brings the case against his wife Kira. He says Kira is obsessed with proper grammar, and she comes across as a know-it-all when she corrects his s...