Judge John Hodgman

John Hodgman's Today in the Past podcast is now The Judge John Hodgman Podcast. Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge. If you'd like John Hodgman to solve your pressing issue, simply email it, along with your phone number, to hodgman@maximumfun.org. THAT IS ALL.

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Hors d'oeuvres in the Court

Episode Date: August 19, 2011

Mike's three children were enticed to try a foreign food -- bacon-wrapped scallops -- by an offer from their father of $5. However, Mike now claims th...

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The Cow Beef

Episode Date: July 20, 2011

Ted brings this case against his father Paul, who has become obsessed with cows.  Ted argues that his father's cow collection and his inclination to r...

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Garbage Man and Wife

Episode Date: July 6, 2011

Matt Haughey of Metafilter and his wife Kay split household chores right down the middle, except when it comes to garbage duty.  Does the person takin...

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Ob-Law-Di, Ob-Law-Da

Episode Date: June 24, 2011

Pat and Joe come before the court with a case about that famous rock band, The Beatles. Pat claims that The White Album is one of The Beatles' worst a...

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Justice is Out There

Episode Date: June 17, 2011

Randi and Chris were gifted Mulder and Scully action figures for Christmas, but differ on their purpose. Should they be kept in their original packagi...

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The Battle of the Baton

Episode Date: June 10, 2011

When Jake listens to his favorite classical music, he finds himself conducting furiously and with abandon.  His wife Erica, an accomplished concert mu...

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The Friendship Inquest

Episode Date: June 2, 2011

Friends Adam and Will have a dispute about social networking.  Is it Adam's responsibility as a young adult to get with the program and join the onlin...

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The Toot Dispute

Episode Date: May 25, 2011

Jason's mom argues that whenever he passes gas, he should proffer an "excuse me" to whomever is present (according to general social etiquette).  Jaso...

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The Bedroom Three-way

Episode Date: May 11, 2011

College pals Corey, Tyler and Caitlyn are moving into a new apartment in the coming school year with three bedrooms: two small, one gloriously spaciou...

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Arby's-tration

Episode Date: May 4, 2011

Is it appropriate to ask a cab driver to take you through a drive-thru after a long night of drinking? Take a ride in the Justice Cab to find out.

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Tips, Tricks and Justice

Episode Date: April 29, 2011

In this episode, we are joined by SPECIAL GUEST and EXPERT WITNESS Morgan Webb.  John argues that using a strategy guide when playing a video game is...

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An Appeel-ate Case Decision

Episode Date: April 14, 2011

Friends (and Canadian barristers) Nick and Phil bring their fruit-based case before the Judge: which gentleman's technique for peeling a banana is cor...

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The Ironman Trial-Athlon

Episode Date: April 6, 2011

Should an endurance event enthusiast (and former couch potato) be allowed to participate in an Ironman Triathlon against the wishes of his wife?

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The Colbert Rapport

Episode Date: April 1, 2011

  When is it appropriate to request a photo with a celebrity seen in the wild? Andrew and Britt bring this case of a Hollywood party, Stephen Colbert,...

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The Potluck Problem

Episode Date: March 9, 2011

Two best friends disagree on the morality of the potluck. One says it's a great opportunity for everyone to pitch in. One says it's a sign of a host w...

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Sesame Street Justice

Episode Date: March 2, 2011

A group of high school kids kidnapped their youth group leader's life-size Ernie doll as a prank, but he was stolen from them before his safe return. ...

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Snob V. Slob

Episode Date: February 24, 2011

A fiancee demands that her sweetheart shape up and dress for a promotion, plus other clothing-related disputes.