The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
847 episodes transcribedFrom The Top To Phlebotomist. Put Your Sweet Lips Closer To The Phone. Kale in your Butthole Levels of Credit. Right Through, Like Kale in Your Buttho...
Who is Rorschach? That's The Question. Daft Punk and Tennille. Barry Gordon James Levit Fraggle Scott Bibby Show! Unsolved Mystery Solved! Receiving t...
Schmidt Happens! The Dog Exploded, or I need your EIN number. A Canadian, with the Yellow Pages, in the Nightstand. I'll take reversing the polarity o...
There were many women on Scrubs. Close-Up of the Brithin' Space. Soory aboot Tim Horton's eh? We Don't Like Fleeeeeeeeets! Jonah Hill Is Big, YEAH! YE...
Do I like Ted Cruz's haircut? Let me mullet over. Nobody Puts Baby in a Cupcake. Lack Of Chair, Lack Of Hair, Lack Of Clare. Weezer's weird right? Did...
$35 Toblerone. Scott and Dunaway get stuck in the Hotel Room. Your Move, Mulligan Boy. A dollar late and never sorry. No Mint, No Phonebook, and No Lt...
I Need A BONE Detector! Jamaica's out of weeeeed. Who's Our New Cute?? Hippie Dippie Mystic Gimme. Don't Rush Geddy Lee. He Likes Dudes! He Married On...
What Size Was Your Floppy? Stretchy Yoga Hulk Pants. I Don't Think Paul Bettany Can Actually Fly! 2 in the front, and a weird one in the back. You Don...
Hey There, Chisel Tip! You will have NO McFish, NO McShake, and NO Lieutenant Yar. Tell Darth Vada. My Romance with a Chemical Morning Jacket. Ibbott...
Used Aquarium Gravel Cereal. Wasn't there a Hazardous Show called Dukes of Somethin? Bonsai Pizza Worthy of a French Handshake. Special K John Small B...
Masturbation Gibbon. Harvey Badman, Attorney in Jail. Dick Pics Are Made From Dixels. Howling Mad M.O.D.O.K. Bed, Bath & Beyond Meat!! Time + Fart...
How much for a weekly Jerk? 60% Dad Jokes, 40% Bacon! What About Pac-Man? Pac-Man? Maybe Pac-Man? Rheeeeeeeeeonnnnnn Johnnnsonnnnnnnnnn!!! Attack of t...
No curb too high for a rental car. The Failing Galactic Empire. The One With Batman's Weiner in it. Testicle Inertia Enterprise Fighters. The USB-C of...
HERE WE GO WITH TRUMP AGAIN! Is It Too Early For A Chicken Sandwich? Shitbreaker Colon Furnacehole. God Australian humor is weird. He makes a better P...
Where Do Mutton Chops Start on a Bald Man? Looked Like Jesus, Smelled Like a Homeless Guy. Dantoine Is Like Tatooine, But Has Dan And Is Worse. It's S...
Inserting things into Bernie Sanders. Non-Newtonian Apple Juice! Borax, Boron, Bor'axe. Super Soft Nicole. Two-Hit Wonders? Choppin at the Rocks to Fi...
After 10 years you'd think we'd figure it out by now. I Don't Like Tom Bradyyyyyyyyyy. Is water blue? Cause like I really want to know. Foam Finger An...
That's A Full-On Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Tumor Relocation Services. A Guy Died In My Room Last Night!! Sucking Up Old Cheese and Mud. 4 and a half is less...
Killer Klowns from Downton Abbey. Pence's Pocket Fly Familiar. Even The DOG Doesn't Want Dominos! It's not delivery, it Dogiorno. Dollaredoos! Fun Mom...
Yawning Tiger, Hidden Dragon. This Candle Smells Like my Kaivax. My divorce was freeeeeeeeee. Scott hates balls in his tea. the vag, the vag, the vag...
